I Hired A "Hitman" On Myself... it didn't go well

I'm not dead yet believe it or not and boy do I have a story for you today but first the sponsor of today's video pizza rolls so I just wanted to quickly say thanks to our generous sponsor pizza roll company pizza to everyone who goes down and clicks the link in the description anyway like i was saying bro i know you can hear me you can go down in the description what a wrong video bro that's next week You said that I would finally have a sponsorship,

well

, we still have a shadow of anger. legends oh you also have like 2 million subscribers and still no friends just saying maybe you know what you know what yeah whatever i have a better idea im just going to talk about that time i

hired

to Hitman for me ok so I'm currently hunted so I found this website and it offered a lot of great stuff I'm Dallas aka Infernus just so you know now we're done with it I actually lied this was found by the sender of my email and luckily he wasn't dumb enough to mess around with me t but luckily this is the kind of website you find on a kid's silent computer right before he shows up at school one day and completely destroy everyone with your Clash of Clans world they have been building or the other wait that game still exists anyway there are surprisingly many websites on the surface web not the deep web that they offer illicit services like fake identity and money printing, tax fraud help, and even outright hitmen, which is why everything I've said countless times that the surface web is actually more dangerous than the deep web no one casually walks into the deep web without knowing what you're doing and even then actual deep darkness or whatever word you have for web is basically as

well

defined as the layers of an onion makes sense, how about a tree, the atmosphere, a star?

So the main point is that these things are very big and you can dance on them all you want, but you'll never really come across anything interesting or really real, whereas on the surface you get all this jazz, but it's not even there. hidden and safe it's restricted and removed but that doesn't stop it from existing in the first place now this particular example was included in some of the domains of a long list of dubious urls i found on reddit leading to even more places wonderful ones you never want to go to and this time it was a fake advertised on the front page but that's not all they also had a list of other services they had to offer including but not limited to credit card generator fake fake apple id generator buy hacked roblox accounts buy hacked bank accounts local pharmaceuticals hitmen to hire good first of all the roblox accounts look legit maybe i'll go play roblox after i hire a hit man now this all sounds nice and good i mean no there's not one key detail we should probably announce about all of this and that is it's completely untrue it's a scam and i know this because it's hosted on literally the same kind of web url where all these totally real microsoft alerts come from when you accidentally mistype a popular search terminal and i do this is all 100 base on the onion we were talking about before, now we're like layer two, the mantle, if you will, is getting a little bit warmer, but not too much.

Another reason this is false is that although the URL of this site can be accessed directly, there is a wide variety. from different versions that were taken down day by day just by internet police or whatever because they are run by slightly more creative scammers who aren't actually going to risk any amount of prison time for any of this. more of a fake dark website that looks like it's from the 2000s but believe it or not people falling in love will also have some explaining to do if the FBI decides to look into it anyway yes sir we have reports of someone falling it seems to you. pure i chased 99 000 roblox accounts hacked before i used a fake credit card to hire a hit man in amber heard uh no yeah i'm going to need you to get out but yeah essentially i paid the money anyway ok ok I

didn

't actually hire a hit man for

myself

.

I don't imagine I'd ever say that combination of words in order, but I knew for a fact that this wasn't real, with all the misspellings and bad grammar in the descriptions, but also for the price itself, $44. Wow, what a steal. I call it a great deal and anyway the process was pretty easy they have two options and specific targets multiple targets dammit and I already thought one target was good enough if you select a specific target you get this description, our designated not even two full words in and there is already a nice mistake our designated hitter will take action on a specific target this target can live only in the following countries cambodia uruguay uk united states canada once an order of 4 4 shipped usd in bitcoin one of our agents will contact you to indicate the means by which you would like to make the hit the hit can only be made in more men women over 18 years old for additional costs you can negotiate the method of action our professional team will make sure that success in action is carried out in complete secrecy we look forward to your future business very good that sounds good what it happens if i select multiple targets our hitter will scent a oh my god man don't at least he has autocorrect on his actual website i think he's been smelling too much of that scent our attacker will scent a coordinated attack against a large group of targets in a Given any given moment, what the hell do you have to choose? a public or private fix this action takes much longer so you will have to be patient as our professionals take care of it for 99 usd you can do this they did it right that time on a target group cambodia uruguay united states canada please note mind once the order is submitted in bitcoin there is no going back we look forward to your future business oh man there is so much to choose from i just cant make up my mind im so excited maybe i will go with the normal goal i dont understand who would take it seriously and almost gives me the feeling of being an undercover cop but its too professional and convincing. a lot probably they prioritized the others like fake debit card money and roblox scam as they are also cheaper and they can get their money before it goes off the air and they can start a new url either way, It's probably just a very well disguised money scam that evolved into a whole new territory so after that I created a dummy bitcoin account and sent 50 bucks through it to this website and was basically told to fill in my number number for your agent to contact me and it's definitely a good idea to give that kind of information to a site that looks like this, so I just used a dummy one and sure enough, I immediately got a text sent to my junk section and it read: hello sir, we are pleased to inform you that you have had a successful transaction we will make a strike on your desired target to proceed we will head each other for alliances this is for e preventing any trace of you or my personal information from being available or traced is ok so i can start by giving me your preferred alias ok this has got to be the dumbest weirdest thing i've ever seen even the secret krusty krab from spongebob was stealthier than this, maybe i ask the magic conch what my nickname should be but actually i have it. a bigger deal to ask hey magic conch can i have a sponsorship?

Can I have a sponsorship? dry Also, I just don't get this, what they're saying is that the cops won't be able to track this down because we'll use nicknames that will be believed because it's not like they said they were fake? names in the first text or what is he talking about you gigantic jester that's it come here and it's good that this is all on the very secure deep web untraceable messaging system known as ios for that there is no chance of any of this you can put your boobs on ok my full name is gibraltazar johnson no you are already making a mistake you need to do an elias for yourself so we can talk professionally give me your elias ok how about just jj that sounds great ok my name is and it will be noted as snoke there are many things to discuss first i will ask who is the desired target name age and location ok and it will be noted as snoke sure that is a long name , good idea, my middle name is also john, so maybe I'll go with jjj inside instead, that will really confuse anyone looking to track us down, they won't know what they're up to, as for everything I don't know, that's why he or

hired

, make no mistake, you paid for a number one product.

I'm going to need basic information. I hope you understand that this is a professional business and it will be dealt with, so I'll be more than happy to kill you. Otherwise this guy, I'm a seasoned pro. waste your time we will make sure you get 100% satisfaction please give me at least the above information ok i am mad at this guy because he stole my roblox account all he does is steal roblox accounts and make embarrassing videos on your channel and then linked my own channel ok this will work thanks my pleasure at this point its pretty obvious the way this whole scam works is just as i predicted another form of information and so many scams are switching to this it's because it takes crime off the payload but still gives them compromise valuable information to sell to other scammers and this turned out to be both which is a bit confusing they will ask me for my information or someone else's information person just to add it to their collection and then run with it but luckily they contacted me right in the middle of this whole operation you definitely

didn

't guess it but an old friend a former scammer who was pretending being the FBI on this channel way before and yes they were still pretending to be the FBI and this time they weren't trying to convince me they were the FBI I guess it was too obvious they clearly were at this point instead they decided to start threatening me about how did i speak wrong about his completely real website that belongs to the real fbi or should i say fib what you forget a thousand things every day how about you make sure this is one of them and i almost forgot about you dan arnold aka safty dan director of s afti thats a relief i was starting to get scared that someone was trying to flirt with me and not even in a good way well at least i will have stopped them from stealing my roblox account thats a silver lining hi this is the federal office investigative we are contacting you once again to evaluate a public video you produced about us on 11 21 21 on your youtube channel the tega realm this video promotes false and incorrect information about our organization it is not okay to promote large amounts of untrue information wanton and misleading about a government agency, please note that we are contacting you because your video violates multiple guidelines.

We must ask you to remove or make this video private to continue without incident. friend, how have you been? yeah so please discuss how to remove this content from your youtube from my youtube not exactly sure about that broham but hey i'll tell you what if i still have room in federation prison. I have a live criminal for you to investigate over the phone here. I'll put you in a group chat. Fool fool. You don't follow my simple instructions. worry about it don't worry about it he's ready to continue the conflict if you don't meet me now so after this i got these two numbers in a happy family like a group chat the fbi vs

hitman

vs me this should be interesting i'm sure that we could all walk away from this learning experience as great friends and live happily ever after, but unfortunately in the heavy hitters' corner it seemed like the hit man immediately had none of that out of bed hello what is this bro? lol here, sorry I'm a little late, my mistake. hey what are you doing buddy chillax and will it show as snoke I don't need to talk here I'm on the bus I'm with you on your YouTube channel, what are you doing?

We will inform you that there will be severe penalties if action is not taken within 10 business days. kill you do you have any idea who you messing with they reveal the deal to someone calm down they will never know who we are with our nicknames he is a fake cop anyway he is a scammer the first thing i tell you is don't tell anyone and bring a friend to talk here. You violated the rules. I am not a scammer. he is helping me take care of a big bad guy who stole my roblox account no you make videos are you asking me or telling me if you are not serious?

I'll end the conversation. I am only professional and will only work with a serious person. basicallythat guy is a

hitman

and my code name is jj pretty cool huh anyway we're trying to hit this guy who runs a channel called the techa have you ever heard of that? You're an Idiot. You make scam videos and ruin my website. Delete your video. Yeah, but you just said you weren't a scammer. not your name i'm literally making these scammers call themselves officer and security director dan arnold of the fbi i don't need to give my name because i don't need to talk to you you scam like me so tell me your name no you talk like a silly kid me your mother mother every day and every night because you don't make more money i make 10 times more money than you i made you eat eat my that was pretty cool and that's how i invented xbox live so what's the main takeaway from this all here today well mainly the fact that the deep web is basically migrating to the surface web because at this point the dark web is too predictable, but these kinds of things are all over the place at this point, you see. literally every day but maybe not something g exactly like that but either way that's it for this video and that's how i hired a hit man for

myself

. i don't want the fbi security leader coming after you and you don't want to get in trouble or migrate about 2 inches below this screen to the red button make sure it's gray if it's not gray you'll get 10 years good luck if you do that way and i'll see you in the next one until then bye those ducks are