I Hired A "Hitman" On Myself... it didn't go well

I'm not dead yet, believe it or not, and I have a story for you today, but first the sponsor of today's pizza roll video, so I just wanted to quickly thank our generous sponsor, the pizza roll company, for everyone who goes down and clicks the link in the description anyway, like I was saying bro, I know you can hear me, you can go down in the description, what a wrong video, bro, that's next week, you said I'd finally have a sponsorship,

well

we still have Rage Shadow. captions oh you also have like 2 million subscribers and still no friends im just saying maybe you know what you know yeah whatever i have a better idea.

I'm just going to talk about that time I booked Hitman for

myself

, okay, so currently I'm looking for it, so I found this website that offered a ton of cool stuff. I'm Dallas, also known as Infernus, so you know we're done with that. Actually, I lied. The sender found it in my email and luckily I wasn't stupid. Enough to waste time, but fortunately I am. This is the kind of website you find on the kid's silent computer right before he gets to school one day and it just completely destroys everyone with the Clash of Clans world they've been building. up or the other, wait, that game still exists anyway?

Surprisingly, there are many websites on the surface web, not the deep web, that offer illicit services like fake identity and money printing, tax fraud help, and even outright hitmen, that's why all I do is I said countless times the surface web is actually more dangerous than the deep web, no one casually walks into the deep web and doesn't know what they're doing and even then the actual deep dark or whatever word you have for web is basically as

well

defined as the layers of an onion make sense, how about a tree, the atmosphere, a star? So the main point is that these things are incredibly big and you can dance on them all you want, but you'll never find anything. interesting or really real, whereas on the surface you get all this jazz, but it's not even hidden and sure it's restricted and removed, but that doesn't stop it from existing in the first place.

Now, this particular example was included in some of the domains in a long list of dangerous URLs that I found on reddit that lead to even more wonderful places that you never want to go and this time a spoof was advertised on the main page, but that's not all, they also had a list of other services they had to offer including but not limited to a fake credit card generator, fake apple id generator, buy hacked roblox accounts, buy hacked bank accounts, local pharmaceuticals, hitmen for hire, well first of all the roblox accounts look legit, maybe I'll go play. roblox after hiring a

hitman

, now this all sounds nice and nice, well I mean no it doesn't, there's one key detail we should probably announce about all of this and that is that it's completely fake, it's a scam and it's I know because it's literally being hosted on the exact same type of web URL where all these totally real Microsoft alerts are coming from when you accidentally type wrong in a popular search terminal and I do this it's all 100 base on the onion we were talking about earlier now that we're at like layer two, the mantle, so to speak, is warming up a little bit, but it's not too bad.

Another reason why this is false is that, although the URL of this site is directly accessible, there are a variety of different versions that were removed. day in and day out just by the internet police or whatever because they are run by slightly more creative scammers who aren't actually going to risk the amount of prison time for any of this on a fake dark web site that looks like the 2000s, but Believe it or not, people who fall for it will also have some explaining to do if the FBI decides to investigate it anyway. Yes sir, we have reports of someone who appears to have purchased 99,000 hacked Roblox accounts before using a fake account. credit card to hire a

hitman

in amber heard uh no yeah I'm going to need you to come out but yeah I essentially paid the money anyway, well not really I

hired

a hitman for

myself

, I

didn

't imagine I would ever say that combination. of words in order, but I knew for sure that this was not real, with all the spelling errors and bad grammar in the descriptions, but also down to the price itself, 44 dollars, what a steal, I call it a great deal and from all ways the process.

It was pretty simple, they have two options and specific objectives, multiple objectives, damn, and I already thought one objective was good enough. If you select a specific target, you get this description, our designation, not even two full words and there is already an error. Well, our designated hitter will perform. an action on a specific target this target can live only in the following countries cambodia uruguay united kingdom united states canada once you submit an order of 44 usd in bitcoin an agent of ours will contact you to address the means you would like to take carry out the hit the hit can only be carried out on a man over 18 years of age for additional costs you can negotiate the method of action our professional team will ensure that the success of the action is carried out in complete secrecy we look forward to your future business It's okay , that sounds good.

What happens if I select multiple targets? Our attacker will utter an oh my God. Don't you at least have autocorrect on your website? I think you've been smelling like that too much. Scenting our attacker will scent a coordinated attack against a large group of targets at any given time. What the hell can you choose as a public or private agreement? This action takes much longer, so you will have to be patient while our professionals take care of it. of this for 99 usd, you can do this, they did it well at that time in a group of objectives cambodia uruguay united states canada please note that once the order is submitted in bitcoin there is no turning back, we look forward to your future business oh man there's so much to choose from I just can't decide I'm so excited maybe I'll stick with the normal lens I don't really understand who would take this seriously and I almost get the It seems like an undercover police thing but it's too professional and convincing.

Yeah no I guess since these sites get taken down so much they probably prioritized others like debit card fake money and Roblox scam since they are also cheaper and can get your money before they take it away out of the air and can start a new URL either way. It's probably just a very well-disguised money scam that evolved into completely new territory, so after that I created a fictitious Bitcoin account and sent 50 dollars. Through him I got to this website and they basically told me to enter my phone number so their agent could contact me and it's definitely a good idea to give that kind of information to a site that looks like this one so I used a fictitious and safe one. enough, I immediately received a text message sent to my spam section and it said this hello sir, we are happy to inform you that you had a successful transaction.

We will make an impact on your desired goal so you can continue. addressing each other through alliances, this is to prevent any trace of you or my personal information from being available or tracked, okay, so you can start by giving me your preferred elias. Okay, this has to be the dumbest, weirdest thing I've ever seen, even SpongeBob's secret. The Krusty Crustacean was sneakier than this. Maybe I'm just asking the Magic Conch what my nickname should be, but I actually have a more important matter to ask. Hello, magic conch. Can I have a sponsorship? Can I have a sponsorship?

Okay, what should my nickname be? So it doesn't seem like we're going to get that far with it, but secondhand I just don't understand this. What they are saying is that the police won't be able to. track this because we will use nicknames that will be believed because it's not like they just said they were fake names in the first text or what's something that talks about you gigantic buffoon, that's what comes here and it's a The good thing is that This is all on the very secure deep web untraceable messaging system known as iOS, so there is no chance of any of this going down.

My full name is gibraltazar johnson, no, you're already making a mistake. You must commit it. an elias for you so we can talk professionally give me your elias, okay how about just jj? that sounds great, well my name is and will be noted as snoke, there are many things to discuss. First I will ask you who your desired target's name, age and Location is fine and will be noted as Snoke. It sure is a long name. Good idea. My middle name is also John, so maybe I'll use jjj. That will really confuse anyone who wants to track us, they won't know what they are.

I'm interested in everything I don't know, that's why I

hired

you, let's not get confused, since you paid for a number one product. I'm going to need basic information. I hope you understand that this is a professional business and you will be treated so I will be more than happy to kill you, otherwise this guy I am a seasoned professional, well this just took a turn that will not waste any time, we will make sure that you get 100 satisfaction, please give me at least the indicated information. up oh ok im mad at this guy because he stole my roblox account all he does is steal roblox accounts and make embarrassing videos on his channel and then i linked my own channel ok this will work thank you It is a pleasure for me. period, it's pretty obvious that the way this whole scam works is just like I predicted, another form of information and so many scams are switching to this is because it eliminates the chargeable crime but gives them valuable information to sell to other scammers. and this turned out to be both, which is a little confusing.

They will ask me for my information or someone else's information just to add it to their collection and then run it, but luckily, they contacted me directly. in the middle of this whole operation you definitely

didn

't guess it, but an old friend, a previous scammer who was posing as the FBI on this channel long before and yes, they were still posing as the FBI and this time they weren't. trying to convince me that they were the FBI, I guess it was too obvious that they clearly were at this point, but instead they decided to start threatening me about how I badmouthed their completely real website that belongs to the real FBI, or should I do it? tell a lie that you forget a thousand things every day, how about you make sure this is one of them?

I almost forgot about you dan arnold aka safty dan director of safti that's a big relief I was starting to get scared that someone was trying to flirt with me and not even in a good way, well at least I'll have stopped him from stealing my roblox account, that's a silver lining. Hello, this is the federal bureau of investigation. We are contacting you once again to evaluate a public video you produced about us on 11 21 21 on your youtube channel the tega kingdom this video promotes false and incorrect information about our organization it is not okay to promote large amounts of unwanted information and misleading about a government agency please note that we are reaching out because your video violates multiple guidelines, we must ask you to remove or privatize this video so we can continue without incident. bro, is this security director dan arnold gnarly, buddy, how's he been?

Yeah so please discuss how to remove this content from your youtube from my youtube I'm not exactly sure about that bro but hey I'll tell you what if you still have room in the federation prison. I have a live criminal for you to investigate over the phone. I'll get them here. in a group chat, you fool, you fool, you don't follow my simple instructions. I don't care about that, don't worry, don't worry, that's ready to continue the conflict if you don't comply with my instructions now and then. This I have these two numbers in a happy family like a group conversation the FBI against Hitman against me.

This should be interesting. I'm sure we could all come out of this learning experience as great friends and live happily ever after, but unfortunately at the heavyweight. In the corner it seemed like the hitman immediately had none of that out of bed. Hi what is this? Hey brother, it's jjj here. Sorry, I'm a little late. Hey, what are you doing buddy, relax and it will be noticed as snoke? I'm just waiting for you when it's a general period of time that we can be working towards getting this goal accomplished. Hey idiot, I told you I don't need to talk here.

I'm in business with your YouTube channel, what are you doing? We will notify you that there will be severe penalties if action is not taken within 10 business days brother, there is literally a criminal right here,drag it. Do you have any idea what you do? I'll kill you. Do you have any idea who you're messing with? The deal is revealed. to someone who don't worry they will never know who we are with our nicknames he is a fake police officer anyway he is a scammer the first thing I tell you is don't tell anyone and bring a friend to talk here you violated the rules I'm not a scammer , I know you're not, you're safe, dan arnold, right, no, well if you're a scammer then I bet you can't investigate Snoke, he's helping me take care of a big bad guy who stole my roblox account , not you. making videos, are you asking me or telling me if you're not serious?

I'll end the conversation. I am only professional and will only work with a serious person. Basically, that guy is a hitman and my codename is jj, pretty cool, huh anyway? We're trying to hit this guy who runs a channel called Techa.reino ever heard of that you're an idiot you make scam videos and ruin my website delete your video yes but you just said you weren't a scammer dan security, right? Who are you talking about? You're stupid. You're an idiot. Shall I kill you? Not your name, I'm literally making these scammers call FBI Security Officer and Director Dan Arnold.

I don't need to give my name because I don't need to talk to you, scammers like me, so tell me your name. Talk like a dumb kid, me, your mother, mother, every day and every night, why don't you make more money, I make 10 times more than you, I beat you, eat, that was pretty good and just like that, I invented Xbox Live , so what is the main conclusion of this? All of this here today, well, mainly the fact that the deep web is basically migrating to the surface web because at this point the dark web is too predictable, but this kind of stuff is just scattered everywhere at this point, I already know you see. literally every day, but maybe not something exactly like this, but anyway, that's it for this video and that's how I hired a hitman, don't try to do this by any means or with any effort of yours imagination because If you do it right, you don't want FBI security lead Dan chasing you and you don't really want to get in trouble, migrate about 2 inches below this screen to the red button, make sure it's gray, otherwise It's gray.

You'll have 10 years of good luck if you do it like this and I'll see you next time until then bye those ducks are