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I catfished my tinder date :(

I catfished my tinder date :(
okay so remember one if a man cheats on you his entire family and his friend blow-ups you know I'm not he's sorry for not talking tell him boys no habla son okay so he's showered and I didn't wash my hair it's just wet cause it kind of like so my man was outta breath okay but like lately I've been on a diet home don't be like I'll do a video about that after this one but anyways so anyway just we're gonna get this started so I'm wearing my Anthony animal cruelty free no aunty animal cruelty Club sure okay I got it from so I seen this video was like Trisha Paytas or whatever and Emilio fire and this guy was wearing it so like I'm like yo I need one of those so I searched it online I just googled the shirt and it literally that came up and I bought it and he's gonna think I'm some sort of hardcore remember at PETA or something but I really care I'm not dressing good for this because I'm not really attracted to this guy and only going for the content but if you try to have sex with me okay I didn't show one of the incisions because it's a literal hole sounds like sounds like I'm about to cry okay it's a literal hole in my stomach like there's I have a belly button and then above my belly button they put a hole and I don't think they stitch it up properly because it literally looks like I have a sucking belly button except for this belly item looks more like a belly button to match to a lot of...
i catfished my tinder date
button I'm not really gonna put on blush of the either I'm just gonna put on my wig in my foundation to cover my tattoo oh don't mind me okay now I go out was hairs everywhere oh my god is it going like yeah when I has a blurry right now okay it's the right eye fix yourself I still love this case for eyelashes I don't know where the eyelashes are anywhere cuz like I got drunken last time but this case I don't remember what the thing is it's like if you go to shop la way on Instagram they have these cases that come with their lashes and their lashes are out you bomb I kept the case cuz it's just too pretty to throw away watch this man touch me because I'm taking too long to get ready but literally he was like okay he was like he's like do you smoke weed I was like no and then he goes oh he's like goo beep I'm like no and then he goes what do you do it I don't like I drink and then then I'm like well then I'm like he's like what are you doing I was like sitting on my couch watching Netflix then he goes what are you doing and I was like and he was like umm he was like I'm on my way to lcdo that we were talking about like what area is in the city we live in and then I tell him my area I live in and I say Activa area and I was like I live by Sunrise Plaza and then all of a sudden he texts me and goes come outside of the plaza first of all you didn't even ask me to hang out you literally just like here look at...
i catfished my tinder date
it like that's one of the incision I'm gonna bring it down that's one of the incisions that and then this isn't a bellybutton this is my belly button down here and this is one of the incisions like what is this they put a hole in me I don't like it I don't know I don't get do you monetize for showing my indurated buy it I don't really care this point I just need a video in general because like I haven't posted him going on in mind which is stupid I'm gonna lose all my I'm gonna lose my viewers pretty sure everyone just forgot about me anyways though I mean yeah um get this shirt I'm pretty sure some of the proceeds go to some sort of helping animal thing Adil this kind of hypocrite at all hypocritical of me to wear consider I eat me but we're working on becoming a vegetarian which is really hard to kind of get cut off me altogether no just like right off the bat okay so we're going in with here with so here we have our cup Bundy foundation and I am a light footing for a cool I don't have the time to be doing this right now I'm not playing and we have our juicy Couture brush yeah I know Marissa just kidding my dad got it for me from Walmart okay so we're just gonna go in I don't have time for this my my playing okay we're gonna go in and just I can't stop I'm just um put this all over our face you know just like cover up the redness and everything that you have going on and then we're just...
i catfished my tinder date
gonna over here I'm bringing I need a little bit more because it didn't cover the it didn't cover the whole face so we're just gonna pillow a bar why do I feel like I'm doing a video okay and we're just gonna go like this and we're gonna put on my forehead we're putting on a wig okay so we've been put on a wig cap it might just like take off some of the foundation cuz you know it's kind of shitty kind of a little bit of a shady foundation but like I love it cuz it covers my tattoo but I don't like it could I go out of spite because like I totally like have like this like some sort of like mental illness that just makes me do stupid uh-huh it's bipolar disorder by the way um so yeah I was on one of those mannix breeze were you like you're super happy and you're at an all-time high and you just do anything and you don't give a you don't think about it so that's why I talk to you and now here I am having to cover every single day even though I don't need to wear cover-up because my face was clear but we have to cover it because I Buller yeah now we're gonna go in with I we have I think I lost it why didn't it please say you didn't lose it I left my setting powder I'm in the telly it Wasaga this looks like my freaking bellybutton what if he asked like I don't want to go out I don't have setting powder that's rude how do i I don't all thing that I could have forgotten are you...
serious right now you can't be serious you can see all the let me hold a bird I'll be a beer be a mother oMG and my boobs will go in my phone we found it and I still don't know how you slice babe I look mad cute I feel like putting on lashes now I wanna put on lashes so I went up and I said did he deserve oh okay so sorry I forgot his dad feel like I totally look like when I'm with like my setting powder and just like put that all over my face you know so I can say no now we're just gonna wait for I decide and like that oh wait we don't really have the time to be doing this but I'm just you know it's waste guys time all summer all summer moist in guys time so it does sit across Tamara if you didn't know the hot girls were here a bunny bunny if you haven't noticed I'm gonna really good mood today I don't know hey I should go bro my stomach got hurt brah there's not all your doing I don't no one has q-tips up in this bed oh forgot browser she used my nail just grape off the touch you yeah bronzor around around around er I used the hoola benefit mini came in one of my FC bags you don't okay hey and haters gonna hate hate hate and the haters gonna hate hate hate hey Jay come on Jay come on Oh haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate Jay come on shake him off hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey come on hey come on oh there we go okay...
we're done I'm gonna put on my wig now - he's on me bunny it's funny to me howling all day everybody cuz you don't like me oh my god I knew it looking at you gonna cover up later go buck I won't deny i'ma show you Rider you don't wanna with me oh my god like who is that like Who am I the girl that first put this wig on me puts two of these wait captain he's on me but I'm blade two impatient and I told him I would be twenty five minutes and it has now been an hour I don't hang out but do not know what we're still hanging haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate haters gonna hate hate hate teeth teeth all I care about is money in the state I come from until I feel I'm a smoke I'm telling I don't really give up hey my you somebody should I know it's not alright you're no hair together Thank You max what's up I'm hanging out want to come home with mommy I wanna come hang out with me I don't know how to do this when I tell you I was not born to be a girl I'm not even kidding you like I can't do makeup I don't have a new hair like don't do anything well they even look okay without eyelashes I feel like I'm naked or more we are in pain all she cared about it money she's Queen Queen mean Queen look at this wig what have you come here for anyone who was missing DMX are wondering if he was still alive he's still alive right say aye hey hi hey...
hi dear much hello hello boys no boys and girls hello boys and girls I don't have time to be around like this I don't know what I'm doing yeah whoa oh whoa whoa whoa whoa okay you can get down now why are you shaking baby down okay okay yeah we're not wearing eyelashes all she cares about is money and the city that she I don't give a about the city loan problem could care less about money too nice to make hurts like a okay so he's here so you guys nothing you just gotta watch my fake address I look you just blonde don't at me Bible in her lashes because I had the time or I thought I had the time come on Phyllis be drinking but if I have explosive diarrhea at his crib um you'll hear about it cuz I think that's what God thinks that's what happens when you drink after getting surgery like that so prepare yourselves for an explosive diarrhea story I'm wearing like you can see my fat stomach when pick things up here with this random shirt the way I see it okay not to suck my own fat but I have a cute face and I know that okay obviously you can't really like you also like your beat though but like I have a cute face and I know this and guys know this so the way I see it as long as my face looks good I don't have to dress good as long as my face in hair good I'm good I see your minutes car I don't even know what this guy looks like I just got a text from a random number how to get kidnapped 101 yeah because I think...
that's him he thinks I have pink hair but I don't I don't even know where that addresses that I gave him Oh 220 I don't zoom analyst to join me hope is like I hope he thinks I'm too fat I'm just get the out of my car because I don't want to go I don't even do 20 this is the Dodgers I've been getting new people okay I'm getting in his car just now read you guys anyway what do you mean like a psycho like a psycho what does that even mean it happens if finally happen so basically I get on his car this is so awkward he's like literally walking watching my money so basically I get in his car and we're talking or whatever and then he's still sitting there I don't know what the happened I don't know if I look like I'm ugly or like I look the exact same in my picture anyway so I'm just gonna stand here for a bit so he doesn't know where I'm going occasionally are we get in his car and he's like um I needed to find a gas station so we go to a gas station and we get to the gas station you come back in the car and like we're driving and he's like driving back towards my house and I was like I didn't say anything and he was like what are you doing Thursday and I was like here we go I was like why he was like I gotta go to Montreal right now now you don't just say that I'm ugly and move on you're ugly too it doesn't even matter like I wasn't gonna be her I just wanna video...
contact you want to be a little about it like I literally just won the video he leaves like but yeah so my standard he doesn't like me he was ugly though like because he was like literally ugly like he had nice like muscles or whatever going on why is he stalking me he had like like nice like michael muscles ever ever going on but um it's basically a and he's still sitting in this thing this by I don't know where to go he can't believe see me turn on my street I got ready for nothing I'm cheesed haha well this outfit is super another day I think he's trying to see where I live like he's creeping me out now I was gonna be like where were you you were gone for like fire what the was the point of that I'm actually cheese this has never happened to me before thank gosh I didn't really want to drink creep whatever this is just gonna be an up

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video then I'll be back