I Always Thought This Movie Wasn't Real.. (The Gingerdead Man Review)

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That's down, listen, I've been face to face with some executioners in my time and that executioner guy who's a tough cookie, all this treasure will be waiting for you right here, good luck and I'll see you there, I don't know how. I can be in this for a lot longer soon. I'm not even trying to be funny, it has to be the dead of winter outside for this to work. I feel dizzy. The cover of this movie says it all. Gary Busey is the red-headed dead man, yes. I spent money on this now. I hate to sound like a millennial, but I can't

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ly tell you who Gary Busey is now.

I recognize you, but I don't know why some of you might say, dude, put down the gun and others might say. I don't know why listen guys, it's okay to not know who Gary Busey is. I remember when I did my Steven Seagal review and I

thought

, I honestly don't know much about him. He was too young to watch for two minutes straight. One day people were quite angry about it because I had decided to repeat one of his films but I like Gary Busey so this is a bit different, he is a character and he is also a very positive guy when I see that he was actually declared dead.

After a motorcycle incident in the 80's all the doctors said he had a 2% chance of living and even if he did make it they said he would be a vegetable for life but your life Gary Busey still wakes up in the morning tomorrow like you and I don't know, I

thought

Gary was a little crazy, but at the same time I'm glad I took those 28 minutes to learn more about him, although you could definitely call that a waste of time because The time I took to tell you about Gary Busey combined with the opening credits is longer than the time Carrie Busey is actually in this movie.

Not counting the audio of this Gary Busey moving in front of a camera, it's like three four minutes again. making a comparison to the Steven Seagal movie I reviewed, there's a big name on the cover and that big name has the least amount of screen time oh oh oh Steven Seagal is in the movie, the movie starts with Gary Busey splashing his head of a waitress with a pistol bump who looks as cool as she sounds. I actually love this opening scene, yeah he's great, he's perfect for this role, he's a crazy guy who robs restaurants.

In fact, I wish Gary and the Gingerdead man were two separate entities. In this movie I think if they had achieved that, he could have been one of the best of the bad guys. The father of this family, also known as Ronald Reagan, decides to stand up for what is right and challenges the crazy man who has bullets with a knife and the packets of blood for when he gets shot. Is there someone here? I smell something in the air. Does it ever smell feminine? you feel not so fresh hey I'm unarmed wait are you trying to tell me that this whole family was hiding that he was hiding listen?

No, Gary's eyes aren't exactly a Visine commercial, but this is ridiculous, put the gun down, please, you sound like a kid putting the gun down, please, now you sound like my high school principal just Put down the gun, please, now. He sounds like an expendable character who never actually wears flannel shirts in

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life, put your gun down please series pretty boys stand up so put your gun down but if you're going to put Gary Busey in your movie, they might as well be a psychopath kitty kitty kitty kitty Gary actually made this whole movie better Gary struggles with this latest murder because this is actually Gary gets out of there before the police show up and before he's required to act for real, fast forward even the girl Gary actually failed to murder working at his family's bakery had apparently testified against him and that sent him to the chair big birthday big brother whoever you are up there I hope I have mon-star strippers I hope there's cocaine and strippers Dominicans who lick your edge like you like it what a strange thing to say just me if you don't know Lone Star like a beard which is quite normal for me I hope they have a couple of cold ones up there man, but strippers for your brother listen Sara , I hate To tell you this, but if there are strippers where your brother is, you're looking in the wrong direction, whoever you are up there.

I hope to have strippers and mon-star apparently your dad, so Sarah, here's a knock on the back door. I know it's just Grandma's gingerbread condiment and I think Grim Reaper and this is when we meet his co-worker. Break the brick of her name. Now Brick is an aspiring wrestler and ends up being my favorite character at the end of the second: three minutes of Gary Busey. of course, some team damage and body blows and in this corner straight from Hales the butcher baker's kitchen for a movie with so many puns and so many dad jokes that he should have called himself Brick Flair and then only five starts broadcast titty the tits made a gingerbread because the man Oh Brick accidentally cuts his wrist and leaves his wound open for the gingerbread mixture and neither of them recognize him she won't make you a doctor the butcher Baker doesn't need a doctor oh Brick is an anti Baxter, he thinks Chiropractors can cure cancer Sarah, get out of there, the real villain has been revealed.

Her friend Julia tells her that the newspaper said that Gary Busey was finally given the chair and then his ashes were sent to her mother. Justin, you know, hope, you know especially. Mom, I know it's my fault, I'll do better, you know there's more space behind that counter, right? Right now you're like each other. I will say that one thing this movie did show was Gary Busey's range. I really believed. That's a crazy old lady. This is Sarah's mom, who is an alcoholic and has easy access to a shotgun. It's a casual Tuesday night, so she's just shooting at the building across the street.

What's seriously going on? Although Sarah doesn't flinch, she just gently takes the gun away from him. and he says maybe you should get some rest mom, you're a better shot when you're not tired, by the way, the reason he's shooting at the building across the street is because we're opening a popular restaurant chain that's putting its bakery out of business. , so I really wanted to remove their opening banner. Did I mention that the gingerbread mix they're making is starting to come to life? Sorry, real quick, is the blood so noticeable in the mix to the point that people should see it, Brick has the same qualities as his name.

Here comes the big shot who owns a new restaurant and has some words for Sarah. What the hell did you do to my banner? I thought we were going to handle this like adults like business people and there's no need for destructiveness and vandalism, you're right, sorry, okay about the sign, yeah right, I want that $15 sign replaced ASAP and in As for the bullets that hit six of my employees, well. I guess it was time to get dizzy. Big Shot offers our $50,000 to close and leave and this movie about a gingerbread man, so it doesn't matter, she does it, even though that's Big Shot's daughter voted Waco's Miss Pretty Face and that's her. character I'm going to skip a lot of details in this movie because this is all you really want to see whatever thanks overcooked otherwise you'll miss areas in all their glory did you expect better did you expect worse are you so Displeased like me?

Something that I found very interesting is that this story was written by William Butler, that's right, Kane Leonidas wrote several movies about a killer cupcake and that's why you lost that final battle, maybe if you had molasses on your side, you could have had a chance, but unfortunately, if you're paying attention, you'll know that's not true. William Butler wrote this story, but this is Gerard Butler, which is funny. Wikipedia won't even give the Gingerdead Man writer his own profile picture and you might be thinking. Well, Gerard's middle name is probably William, normal confusion, his middle name is James, what the hell was that thing that looked like a gingerbread man?

That's those bacon, what are you giving me? This is Amos, by the way, he's wearing a t-shirt that he puts on his fingers. because that was actually the inspiration for this movie William Butler was sitting there one day on top of his butt and he's a guy my finger a talking gingerbread man who murders people Hollywood I'm on my way for some reason Amos thinks this is a He jokes like everyone hasn't seen him speak and then Swanton bombards who knows where you're telling me that thing is a cookie you were baking, that's crazy, that reaction is almost as bad as the logic, the acting and the video of homicide, woos Kimmy.

That's crazy, my dick, it's creepy when this first happened. I was a little scared for a second, but it's a joke. I thought it was going to be an easy joke. It's not an easy joke. Has teeth. Gary cuts off the moms. I'm By the way, I'll still call Gary a cookie. I won't call him my lord, that's his name in the movie. I refuse to do it. Gary cuts off Mom's finger and what I think is a call from Pillsbury Doughboy, you know, with Pillsbury Doughboy. touch her belly and laugh, I think that's what she wanted to do here.

I think it's a joke. I'm not sure if the cookie face was supposed to emulate Gary Busey or just look scary either way. Put it that way, but we could Even, but this could be useful, it should help us protect ourselves. I don't know about you, but I feel immensely safe. You're just coming after Danny Jeremy. He's fine, better things make me nervous. Those things. I'm really not very good at that kind of thing reading people's emotions. Damn, why do you think I'm the morning girl? How come there is no emotion? She's as cold as a Mud Creek catfish.

I definitely know what that is. I'm not making fun of this movie. but this flirting scene is better than the empty glasses chemistry I see in much bigger budget movies it's time to shoot the big shot dead, you're going to die Gary hijacks his car somehow uses a roller to reach the pedals and guns I can't believe I've been on so many saddles in my life only to be knocked out by horsepower they find Julia frozen in the freezer after a frying pan shocked her and she also has some fake whipped cream knockers. because gary still has a sense of humor to start kissing while banana split here he's dying of hypothermia how about a facial awakening now he was pretty waco face nothing but a weirdo Lorna you don't look so bad oh that's easy for you say it?

You're ugly, they told you you're useful, this girl finally dies but she doesn't understand a dad joke and honestly I'm disappointed. Did you think including that extra dad joke would make it too cheesy because if so, I? I'd like to remind you that this movie is about a killer gingerbread man who spouts dad jokes that you can make. Here are a few that come to mind. It seems like you guys can't get him to shut up. Leave me. Try it, that was the only way to have a sharper mind. I'm a talking pastry chef who can throw kitchen knives with above-average accuracy.

Sarah is no longer afraid, so she starts calling for Gary and apparently Amos can't shoot. Sarah finds her mother's finger and this is probably the best performance in the entire movie because she actually seems to be distraught in all the other scenes, they find her mother in the oven with some poop stains on her face, but it's a Gary Locke Sarah Baked. the oven somehow and knocks out Amos with a sledgehammer so yeah, now she's going to die you look like a melted Chewbacca oh, do IAre you saying this partially blind man was James Bond the whole time lying down he hid he fires two shots in a row to hit the lock?

While he was coming towards Sarah he escapes from the oven and runs towards her new love Amos and now it seems like this is the end. Gary has the gun but these two have a brick. Are you going to get out of here? Don't worry, I can. handle this now it's time to meet your maker get ready to face the butcher baker or tonight your ass is toast but gary still has a gun are you really going to tell me the best chance here is this alcoholic fossil your gums creamy tits to save the day? and after Gary's hit with a frying pan, the brick immobilizes them so now would be a good time to throw them in the oven and turn them over anyway what are you doing brick? what has milk and then says I have milk I'm sorry, just don't think that will resonate with our audience, the whole world is a race, a desert because I will come back for you and then we listen with milk.

I get those jokes and stuff, but is he marketable in any way? Do you have a catchphrase, OMG? mom is still dying from the way she's bleeding out and they took the time to bring bricks, two percent, since Brick decided to ingest the evil, he becomes that and Gary now lives through bricks, like this who takes the opportunity to lick Sara a little. It's worth it. now it's time to do what my mom

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taught me: we call Cookie, but Amos finally gets it right, but they mean Jack, so they just throw him in the oven to die without even giving a brick a chance to extract the demon or something so I guess it looks like it was brick and mortar the movie ends on a cliffhanger because these movies make money for example this movie was followed by Gingerdead man until passion of the crust which is probably the last movie which I thought Gingerdead man would parody and then we got Gingerdead man 3 Saturday Night Cleaver and no, Gary Busey

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't in any of the sequels which makes this one special, this one knows exactly what it is, it's fun to laugh at, there are mistakes everywhere, no, there is no such thing. thing like a second, nothing really makes sense, that's great if you enjoyed this video, leave a like, it's the easiest way to support me, subscribe because I have more content on the way, shout out to my patients for supporting the child and a shout out . to rucas waifu for retweeting my last video tweet and guys, before you click, I actually have something important to tell you if you've been watching YouTube videos all day.

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, I'm Mr.

GG and I'm already available. Gingerdead man is a 2015 movie that varied is a 2005 movie, I don't know why. I said 2015, why I thought this could be representative of any of our advancements in the film industry in the last decade, I don't understand. I say the premise of this movie is filmed from the beginning because I don't know who. I guess we'll be afraid of the gingerbread murder, so it's kind of stupid to begin with, but