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How to Train Your Dragon audiobook 1

Apr 04, 2024
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by hiccup horrendous haddock iii translated from old norse by cressida cowell read by david tennant about the author how to

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is the first volume of hiccup's memoirs he is best known for his great natural history work Viking Dragons and Their Eggs which lists all the dragons known to man. He has also published two other non-fiction titles learning to speak dragons and mermaids and other monsters and as a regular writer of big dragon monthly a note from the author there were dragons when I was When I was a child, there were large, shadowy sky dragons that nested in the cliff tops, like gigantic scary birds, scrawny little brown dragons that hunted mice and rats in well-organized packs, absurdly huge sea dragons that were 20 times bigger than the great blue whale and who killed for fun you'll have to trust me word because the dragons are disappearing so fast that they could soon become extinct no one knows what is happening they are crawling back into the sea where they came from without leaving a bone or a fang on earth for the men of the future to remember them so So that these incredible creatures are not forgotten, I will tell this true story from my childhood.
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He wasn't the kind of kid who could train a dragon with the raise of an eyebrow. He had no talent for the business of heroism. I had to work at it. This is the story of how to become a hero the hard way. You first catch your dragon a long time ago on the wild, windy island of Berk. A smallish Viking with an elongated name stuck up to his ankles in the snow hiccup horrible haddock iii hope and heir to the furry hooligan tribe had been feeling a little sick since he woke up that morning ten children, including hiccup, were waiting become full members of the tribe by passing the dragon initiation program they were standing on a small desolate beach in the most desolate place on the entire desolate island a heavy snow was falling pay attention yelled gobber the burp the soldier in charge of teaching initiation this will be our first military operation and hiccup will be in command of the team oh no it's not a hiccup the dog's breath whined brain and most of the other guys you can't put hiccup in charge sir he's a useless hiccup, horrendous haddock iii, hope and heir to the furry hooligan tribe got himself cleaned up. nose miserably in his sleeve sank a little deeper into the snow anyone would be better than hiccup the snot-faced oaf scoffed even fish legs would be better than hiccup fish legs he had a squint that made him as blind as a jellyfish and a reptile allergy roared the silence swallow the burp the next guy who talks has limpets for lunch for the next three weeks there was complete silence immediately the limpets are a little like worms and a little like snot and much less tasty than any Hiccup will be in charge and that's an order shouted a button that made no noises quieter than shouting.
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He was a seven-foot giant with a crazy glow in his one working eye and a beard like exploding fireworks despite the freezing cold. He was wearing furry shorts and a tiny deerskin vest that showed off his red lobster skin and bulging muscles, holding a lit torch in a gigantic fist. Hiccup will guide you, although it is true that it is completely useless because Hiccup is the son of the chief and that is how things are with us Vikings, where do you think? you are the republic of rome anyway that is the least of your problems today you are here to prove that you are a viking hero and it is an ancient tradition of the hooligan tribe that you must swallow pause dramatically first catch your dragon oh suffering scallops thought hiccups ours dragons are what sets us apart dragon initiation test the first and most dangerous part is a test of your courage and ability to steal if you want to enter the harry hooligan tribe you must first catch your dragon and that is why it continues to gobber at everything volume I have brought you to this scenic place take a look at the wild dragon cliff the ten children tilted their heads back the cliff towered dizzyingly above them black and sinister in summer you could barely see the cliff as dragons of all shapes and sizes They swarmed over it biting and biting and sending.
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A cacophony of noise formed that could be heard all over Burke, but in winter the dragons were hibernating and the cliff fell silent except for the ominous low rumble of their snores. Hiccup could feel the vibrations through his sandals. Now Gober said, do you notice those four caves? About halfway up the cliff, clinging roughly in the shape of a skull, the children nodded. Inside the cave that would be the right eye of the skull is the dragon nursery, where at this very moment there are 3,000 young dragons spending their last weeks of winter. dream ooh the children murmured excitedly hiccup gulped, it turned out he knew a lot more about dragons than anyone else there ever since he was a little boy, he had been fascinated by the creatures he had spent hour after long hour observing dragons in secret dragon watchers .
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They were thought to be geeks and nerds, hence the need for secrecy, and what Hiccup had learned about dragons told him that entering a cave with 3,000 dragons inside was an act of madness, no one else seemed too worried, however. However, in a few minutes I want you to take one of these baskets and start climbing the cliff. He orders Gobber to burp. Once you are at the cave entrance, you will be alone. I'm too big to make my way through the tunnels that lead to the dragon nursery. You will enter the cave. silently and that means you are too dignified a pig unless you want to become the first meal of spring for three thousand hungry dragons. piranhas there would be nothing left even from a fat man like you, worthy pig, just a pile of bones in your helmet so that you can walk calmly through the cave and each child will steal a sleeping dragon, lift the dragon gently from the rock and place it in your basket any questions so far no one had any questions in the unlikely event that you wake up the dragons and you would have to be stupid to do so run like thunder towards the entrance of the cave the dragons do not like cold weather and snow they will probably stop dead probably thought hiccup oh well that's reassuring I suggest you spend a little time choosing your dragon, it's important to get one of the right size, this will be the dragon that will hunt fish for you and take down deer for you.
You will catch the dragon that will take you into battle later when you are much older and a warrior of the tribe, but you still want an impressive animal, so a rough guide would be to choose the largest creature that will fit in your basket. staying there too long staying thinking hiccup in a cave full of 3,000 sleeping dragons I don't need to tell you, fool continued happily that if you return to this place without a dragon it is not worth returning, anyone who fails in this task will be sent into exile immediately the tribe of furry hooligans doesn't need failures only the strong can belong unhappily hiccup looked around the distant horizon nothing but snow and sea as far as the eye could see exile didn't look too promising either right, mouthy said Quickly each child grabs a basket to Put your dragon on and we'll get going.
The children rushed to pick up their baskets, chattering happily and excitedly. I'm going to get one of those nightmarish monsters with the extra extendable claws. They are very scary. Snotlout driven oh shut up Snotlout you can't say quick fist just Hiccup can have a monstrous nightmare you have to be the son of a chief Hiccup's father was stoic the vast the fearsome chief of the furry hooligan tribe Hiccup scoffed Snotlout if he's so useless En this, since it's a bashy ball, you'll be lucky to get one of the basic brown ones. The basic brown was the most common type of dragon.
A useful but unglamorous beast. Viking dragons and their eggs. One of the most common garden and basic brown. The common garden and the basic brown are so similar that they can be treated together They are the most familiar breeds that we instantly think of when we say dragons They are poor hunters but they are easy to train These dragons are the best type for family pets, although as occurs with a lion or a tiger, they should never be left unsupervised with very young children statistics colors green and yellow all shades of brown armed with teeth and claws basic score three defenses prickly spines score two radar none score zero poison none score zero ability to hunt lethargic hunters score three fast speed and retreat score eight fear and fight factor good when angry score four total score twenty shut up and get in line your miserable tadpoles screamed swallow the burp the children climbed to their places baskets on their backs and They stood up for the attention gober walked down the line lighting the torch that each child held in front of him from the large flare in his hand in half an hour you will be a Viking warrior with your faithful snake at your side or having breakfast with wood and valhalla with dragon teeth in your ass shouted gober with horrible enthusiasm death or glory shouted gober death or glory eight boys shouted at him fanatically death thought hiccup and fish legs sadly gober paused dramatically with the horn on his lips I think this could be the worst moment from my Until now, life thought about hiccups while waiting for the sound of the horn and if they shout much louder, we will wake those dragons before we even begin.
Gobber blew horn two inside the dragon nursery, you probably already guessed that. For starters, that Hiccup wasn't your natural Viking hero, he didn't look like a hero, someone like Snotlout, for example, was tall, muscular, covered in skeleton tattoos and already had the beginnings of a small mustache that consisted of a few hairs. Messy yellows that clung to his upper lip and were deeply unpleasant to look at, but still impressively manly for a boy not yet 13 years old. Hiccup was rather small and had the kind of face that was almost completely unforgettable, he had heroic hair that was a very bright red and he stood upright no matter how much he tried to wet it with seawater, but no one saw him because he was hiding under his helmet most of the time, you would never have chosen Hiccup out of those 10 kids to be the hero of this story. good at everything and a natural leader, a dog's breath was as loud as his father's and he could do funny things like fart to the national anthem.
So when Gobber honked and moved out of sight to find a comfortable rock to sit on and eat his muscle and tomato sandwich, Snotlout pushed Hiccup out of the way and took charge of him. “Well, listen guys,” he whispered menacingly. I'm in. do not charge at the useless and anyone who opposes will receive a knuckle sandwich with the dog's breath of the brain, the dog's breath growled, slamming his fists in happy excitement, the dog's breath was Snotlout's main companion and a great boy gorilla hitting dog breath to show what I mean. Dog's breath was happy to oblige, he gave Hiccup a shove that sent him headlong into the snow and then buried his face in it.
Pay attention, he hissed snotty. The boys took their eyes off the dog's breath and Hiccup and paid attention. Tie together, the best climber. you should go first well, that's you, of course, not out loud, said Fishlegs, you're the best at everything, aren't you, oaf? He looked at Fishlegs suspiciously, it was hard to tell if Fishlegs was laughing at him. or not because of his squinting, that's right, Fishlegs, said Snotlout. I am and just in case he had been laughing at him, I hit him with dog breath as dog breath pushed fish paws down to join Hiccup in the snow.
Bossy Snotlout ordered everyone to tie themselves up with ropes. Hiccup and Fishlegs were the last to be tied up right behind a blushing and triumphant dog's breath oh bright murmured Fishlegs I'm about to enter a cave full of man-eating reptiles tied up to eight complete maniacs if we get to the cave said Hiccup nervously looking up at the steep black cliff Hiccup put the lit torch between his teeth to leave his hands free and began to climb after the others, it was a dangerous climb, the rocks were slippery with snow and the other children were completely excited, making the climb too fast, at one point the clueless man lost his balance and, fortunately, fell on dog breath that grabbed him by the back of his pants and threw him back onto the rock before knocking them all over when he finally They reached the mouth of the cave.
Hiccup briefly looked out at the sea hitting the rocks. He went down and swallowed very hard, untied the ropes, ordered Snotlout, his eyes widened with excitement as he thought of the dangers that lay ahead. Hiccup enters the cave first because he is the chief's son, he taunted and if any of the dragons are awake, he will. Be the first to know once we're in the cave, it's each for themselves, only the strong canbelong, although he was not the typical mindless bully of a hooligan. Hiccup wasn't a coward nor being scared isn't the same as Being a coward, maybe he was as brave as anyone else there because he went to catch a dragon despite knowing what dragons are like and when he dangerously climbed into the mouth of the cave and discovered that inside was a long, winding tunnel, I still went down it despite not being very interested in long, winding tunnels with dragons at the end of them.
The tunnel leaked and was sometimes wet. It was tall enough for children to walk upright and then closed into tight claustrophobic holes that children could. just squirming on his stomach with flares in his mouth after ten long minutes of walking and crawling towards the heart of the cliff the stench of dragon a salty stench of seaweed and old mackerel heads grew stronger and stronger until finally it became unbearable and the tunnel opened into a huge cavern, the cavern was filled with more dragons than Hiccup had ever imagined existed, they were of all possible colors and sizes and included every species Hiccup had ever heard of and quite a few. more than I had heard.
Hiccup began to sweat as he looked around, pile after pile of animals strewn across every available surface, even hanging upside down from the ceiling like giant bats. They were all fast asleep and most of them were snoring in unison. This was such a loud sound. and so deep that it seemed to penetrate directly into Hiccup's body and vibrate around his soft insides, churning his stomach and intestines and forcing his heart to beat with the same slow dragon pulse. If even one of these countless creatures were to awaken, they would rise. the alarm for the others and the boys would meet a horrible death hiccup he had once seen a deer that had wandered too close to the cliff of the wild dragon torn to pieces in a matter of minutes hiccup closed his eyes I won't think about that he said to himself I won't do it , none of the other boys were thinking about that, ignorance goes a long way in such circumstances, their eyes widened in excitement as they walked through the cave with their hands over their noses to avoid the disgusting smell, looking for the biggest dragon they could. find.
They left the torches piled up at the entrance, the cavern was already well illuminated by fireflies, huge lazy animals scattered here and there that shone with a constant but dim fluorescence like a low-voltage light bulb, and the flame-snorters. He emitted small bursts of extra light that flickered as they inhaled and exhaled, as expected, most of the boys headed towards the socket. The uglies of the dragon world, Snotlout made a big fuss about grabbing a cruel looking monstrous nightmare, smiling unpleasantly at Hiccup as he did so, Snotlout was the son of the baggy bum, the stoic beer belly, the younger brother of the vast, had the intention to get rid of the hiccups at some point in the future so that Snotlout would become head of the furry hooligan tribe and a hideous and terrifying Snotlout Chief meant to be one would require a truly impressive dragon, warty pig and dog's breath.
They fought loudly over a gronckle, a heavily armed brute with fangs like kitchen knives that stuck out in such numbers that it couldn't keep its mouth shut. Dog breath won and then he made do. dropping it while trying to put it in its basket the beast's weaponry made a horribly loud noise as it landed on the cavern floor the gronckle opened his evil crocodile eyes everyone held their breath the grunkle looked forward it was hard to tell from his expression blank whether he was awake or fast asleep, hiccup realized in an agony of suspense that the thin third eyelid was still down and there it remained for a few heart-stopping moments until he slowly closed his upper eyelids again, surprisingly not. one of the other dragons woke up, some groaned in a daze before getting comfortable again, but most were not so dumbfounded that they barely moved, hiccup let out his breath slowly, maybe these dragons were so dead to the world that nothing could wake them up.
He gulped and muttered a prayer to Loki, the patron saint of sneaky exploits, and cautiously moved forward to grab the most unconscious looking dragon so he could get out of this nightmare as quickly as possible. Viking dragons and their eggs too. The growler, the gronckle is the ugly plug. of the dragon world, but what he lacks in appearance he makes up for on the battlefield. They can be slow and dare I say stupid and sometimes they get so fat they can't take off. They are also prone to dragon acne. Statistics. Colors. Snot. green boogie beige pooy brown armed with all the best in dragon weaponry fangs like daggers additional spike on the neck spiked ball on the end of the tail score eight defenses super thick skin flame and scratch proof score nine radar none score zero poison none score zero hunting skill gronckles are slow to maneuver in the air score zero speed c top score five fear and fighting factor scary in action score nine total score 31.
It is a little known fact that dragons get colder the deeper they go They sleep, it is even possible for a dragon to enter a sleep coma where they are frozen with no obvious pulse, breathing, or heartbeat. They can remain in this state for centuries and only a highly trained expert can tell by looking at them whether they are alive or dead, but a dragon. Anyone who is awake or sleeping lightly is very hot, in fact, like bread that has just come out of the oven. Hiccup found one that was about the right size and quite cold to the touch and put it in his basket as quickly and carefully as he could.
It was a very basic basic brown, but at the time Hiccup couldn't have cared less even though he was barely half grown, it was surprisingly heavy, I did it, I did it, I did it, he sang happily to himself, at least It wasn't going to be. The only boy in the class who didn't have a dragon, everyone seemed to already have one and everyone was silently heading towards the exit, all except Fishlegs who was already covered in a bright red itchy rash and was at that very moment, approaching. tiptoeing around a bunch of gnarled, tangled nadders, Fishlegs was even worse to steal than a dog's breath.
Hiccup stopped dead, don't do it Fishlegs, please don't do it, he whispered, but Fishlegs was sick of Snotlout's teasing and had been teased and teased, he was going to get a really cool dragon that all the other kids would respect. . He squinted so hard that he could barely see the pile of dragons. His eyes were watering and he scratched himself violently. Fish legs slowly extended toward the The dragon below took one leg in his hand and pulled gently, the entire pile collapsing into a furious tangle of limbs, wings, and ears. All the children in the cave gasped in horror.
Most of the nadders bit each other before sitting back down. To sleep, a brute larger than the others opened his eyes and blinked a couple of times. Hiccup noticed with great relief that the third eyelid was still drooping. The boys waited for his eyes to close and then fish legs sneezed four giant sneezes that were echoing and bouncing off the cavern walls the great nadder stared forward frozen like a dragon statue but very faintly a sinister purr began in his throat and very slowly the third eyelid slid up oh whispered hiccup the nadder's head He suddenly turned to face the fish legs, his yellow cat eyes closed.
Focused on the boy, he spread his wings to their maximum and crept forward like a panther about to pounce, he opened his mouth wide enough to show his forked tongue. of the dragon and ran, hiccup shouted, grabbing Fishlegs' arm and dragging him, the children ran towards the exit. tunnel fish legs and hiccup were the last ones to get there there was no time to pick up the torches so they were running in the total darkness the basket with the basic brown dragon and it was hitting hiccup's back they had a two minute start with the dragons because It took a while for the first dragon to wake up all the others, but Hiccup could hear a furious roar and flapping of wings as the dragons began to enter the tunnel after the children ran a little faster, the dragons could move faster than the children because They could see better in the dark, but they stopped when the tunnel became smaller because they had to bend their wings to twist.
I don't have a dragon. Fishlegs panting a couple steps behind Hiccup said Hiccup as he climbed frantically. on his elbows through a narrow part is the least of our problems they are beating us there is no dragon Fishlegs repeated stubbornly oh for God's sake broke the hiccups he pushed his basket into Fishlegs arms and grabbed the empty the fish-legged back takes mine then wait Here and Hiccup turned and walked back across the narrow bed even as the roar grew louder and closer by the second. What are you doing? Fishlegs shouted, dancing frantically up and down on the spot.
Hiccup came back through the hole again. Precious moments later Fishlegs grabbed hold. of an arm to help him get it out, they could hear a horrible snort as what sounded like a dragon's nose entered the other end of the hole, Hiccup hit a rock and screamed indignantly, they turned the corner and suddenly they could see a light. From outside, at the end of the final tunnel, Fishlegs went first, but just as Hiccup knelt to follow him, a dragon lunged at him with a flap of its wings and a scream from Hiccup hit him and he fell back far enough for him.
As he crawled towards the light, another dragon or perhaps the same one sank his fangs into Hiccup's calf, he was so desperate to get out that he dragged the animal with him as soon as Hiccup's head and shoulders came into the light, there was a mouthy, grabbed Hiccup under the armpits and pulled him out. Dragons running behind him he jumped he shouted gobber as he stunned a dragon with a blow of his powerful fist what do you mean by jump hiccup he hesitated as he watched the dizzying fall towards the sea there was no time to get down he gasped goofball hitting a pair of dragon heads ? together and bouncing three more of his gigantic belly flop Hiccup closed his eyes and jumped off the cliff as he launched himself into the air the dragon that was tied to his leg released its jaws with a squawk of alarm and flew away Hiccup was traveling at such a speed when He hit the water and no longer felt like water, more like something hard, painful and so cold he almost fainted, he surfaced spluttering, amazed to discover that he didn't seem to be dead and was immediately drenched by the giant splash of the mouth. , the burp landed a couple of feet away from him, screeching furiously, the dragons swarmed out of the cave and dive-bombed the floating Vikings.
Hiccup pulled his helmet down as far as he could, horrible scraping sounds were heard. As the dragon's claws stank through the metal, another one landed with a hiss in the water right in front of Hiccup's face and took off again with a screech as he felt how cold the sea was. Dragons didn't like flying through the snow and with relief Hiccup watched. As they flew back to shout terrible dragon insults with dragon ease from the heat of the cave entrance, Gober began leading the children out of the sea and onto the rocks. Viking children are good swimmers, but it's hard to stay afloat when you have a full basket. of a terrified dragon trapped on your back hiccup was the last to be saved just in time as the cold was beginning to make him sleep well at least that wasn't death hiccup thought as gobber grabbed him by the neck to rescue him almost drowning him again in the process , but it certainly wasn't glory, neither three heroes nor exiles, the children climbed the slimy pebbles at the edge of the beach and backed up the madman's ravine, the pumpkins they had climbed over a couple of hours before, this was a crack narrow.
On the cliffs full of large rocks they tried to move as fast as they could but this is difficult when you slip and slide on huge stones covered in ice and a dragon that had not been intimidated by the snow was moving painfully slowly. The snow fell screeching into the gorge. , landed on the warty pig's back and began to attack it savagely, sinking its fangs into the warty pig's shoulder and tearing red lines on its arms. The fool hit the dragon on the nose with the handle of the ax and the dragon let go and moved away from him, but a whole wave of dragons replaced it and entered the canyon with horrible harsh screams.
Fire shot out of their nostrils and melted the snow before them. The claws spread maliciously as they descended. He threw back his great furry head and let out a terrible primal scream that echoed down the sides of the gorge and made the hairs on the back of Hiccup's neck stand up like the spines of a sea urchin. Individually, the dragonsThey tend to have a healthy sense of self. -preservation, but they are braver when they hunt in packs, they knew now that they had the advantage of having massive numbers, so they did not stop their flight even for a moment, they simply continued to approach, they released the ax, turning from one end to the other of the axe. it soared through the gently falling snow, struck the largest dragon of them all, killing it instantly and then continued landing in a pile of snow hundreds of feet away and disappearing, this made the rest of the dragons think a little. , some of them climbed on top of each other. others in their haste to fly away howling like dogs the others stopped floating uncertainly shouting defiantly but keeping their distance they wanted a good ax he growled gober keep going boys could come back hiccup he needed no encouragement to keep going as soon as he arrived Out of the gorge and into the swampy land behind him, he began to run with fits and starts, falling face down in the snow some time later, when Gober calculated that they were a safe distance from the wild dragon cliff, he shouted to the children to stop.
Very carefully, he counted the heads again to check that he had not lost anyone. Gobber had spent an unpleasant 10 minutes standing at the mouth of the dragon's cave, wondering why there was such a terrible noise and what Stoic was going to say to the vast if he lost his precious son and air forever something discreet and sensitive, he supposed, but tact and sensitivity were not Gobber's strong points and he took the first five minutes to think about hiccups, regretted it, and then spent the second five minutes plucking his beard accordingly. Although he was secretly very relieved, he was not in a good mood and as soon as he could catch his breath he exploded everywhere while the boys stood shaking violently in a disheveled row.
Never in 14 years have I come across a bunch of desperate people. aciallike you, which one of you useless mollusks was responsible for awakening the dragons? they told me hiccup, which wasn't strictly true, oh that's brilliant, bellowed gobber, just brilliant, our future leader shows off his magnificent leadership skills at the tender age of 10 and a half. he does his best to annihilate himself and the rest of you in a simple military exercise Snotlout laughed you find something funny in that Snotlout asked Gober with dangerous softness You will all be on limpet rations for the next three weeks the boys growled Job clever Hiccup scoffed Snotlout i can't wait to see you in action on the battlefield, shouted silence, fool, this is your initiation, not a day in the field, silence or you will be launched with delay worms for the rest of your life. lives, now he continued, rule more calmly, although that was an absolute disaster, it was not a total disaster, I guess you all have a dragon after that fiasco, yes, chorus, the Fishlegs boys glanced askance at Hiccup, who was driving forward, lucky for you, Gobert said ominously, so you have all passed the first part of the dragon test, however, there are still two parts you must complete before you can become full members of the tribe.
Your next task will be to train this dragon yourself. This will be a test of the strength of your personality. your will over this wild creature and show him who is the master. Your dragon is expected to obey simple commands as he sees, stay and hunt fish for you the same way dragons have hunted Thor's sons for as long as anyone can remember if you are. Concerned about the training process, you should study a book called How to Train Your Dragon by Professor Yobesh, which you will find on the fireplace in the great hall, Gober suddenly seemed very pleased with himself, I myself stole that book from the public library idiot, he said modestly.
Regarding his very black nails right under the scary hairy librarian's nose, he never noticed anything now that it's a robbery for you, warty pig raised his hand, what if we can't read, sir ? Read it for yourself, your dragons will start to go back to sleep because it is still their hibernation time. Some of the dragons had become very quiet inside the baskets, so take them home and place them somewhere warm, they should wake up in the next one. In a couple of weeks you will have just four months to prepare for initiation day at the Thor Day Thursday celebrations and the final part of your test if on that day you can prove that you have trained your dragon to the satisfaction of me and the other elders. from the tribe you can finally call yourself a hooligan of fools the boys stood very straight and tried to look like real hooligans the heroes in exile shouted gobble up the burps the heroes in exile shouted at him eight boys fanatically returned to him thought in exile hiccup and fish legs unfortunately I hate being a The Vikings panted with fish legs and hiccuped as they returned through the ferns to the hooligan village.
You didn't actually walk on the Isle of Berk, you walked through heather, ferns, mud, or snow that stuck to your legs and made it difficult to lift them. the kind of country where sea and land always fell into each other and mixed, the island was full of holes dug by water, a labyrinth of intersecting underground streams, where you could put your foot on a piece of solid surface. grass and you find yourself disappearing up to your thighs in sticky black mud, you could be picking your way through the ferns and suddenly you find yourself moving towards a waist-deep and freezing river, the children were already soaked to the skin with sea water and now the snow had turned to a horizontal torrential rain that blew in their faces with the force of one of the gale force winds that always howled across the salt barrens of burke a narrow escape from a horrible death early on thursday in the morning complained fishlegs followed by outright rejection by the junior half of the tribe no one is going to talk to me for years after this except you of course hiccup but then you're a weirdo like me thanks, you hiccupped, and on top of it all, Fishlegs continued bitterly, a two-mile run carrying a deranged dragon.
On my back, the basket on Fishleg's back was sagging violently from side to side as the dragon inside maniacally tried to get out and only a dinner of horrible limpets to wait for at the end of the hiccups agreed that it wasn't a delightful perspective. You can retrieve this dragon if you like hiccups, I warn you that they are very heavy when wet and cross the legs of said fish. The miserably fool is going to explode like a typhoon when he finds out that you don't have a dragon, but me. "I have one," said hiccup, "fish legs," he stopped and began to take the basket off his back. "I know it's really yours." to Rome and I don't have the hope of Valhalla to pass the initiation anyway, so no, I have another one in my basket.
Hiccup insisted. Fishleg's jaw dropped in disbelief. I understood it when I returned to the tunnel. hiccup, well blister, my barnacles said fish legs, how in Thor's name did you know he was there? It was so dark you couldn't see the horns in front of you it was strange to hiccup, I kind of felt it when we were running through the tunnel. I couldn't see anything, but as we passed I knew there was a dragon there and it was meant to be my dragon. I was actually going to ignore it because we were in a bit of a rush, but they knew what they said about not having it. a dragon and I came back and there he was lying on the shelf in the tunnel just like I had imagined he would be fine my jellyfish said fish legs and the kids started running again hiccups he was covered in bruises shaking from shock and he had a nasty wound dragon on his calf that was itching like crazy from the salt water, he was freezing, and there was a bit of irritating algae on one of his sandals.
He was also a little worried because he knew that he shouldn't have risked his life trying to get it. a dragon for fish legs which was not the act of a viking hero a viking hero would know better than to intervene between fish legs and his feet, on the other hand, hiccup had been worried about the day of the dragon capture for the longest time As long as he could remember, he had been sure that he would be the only one to return without a dragon and shame and a terrible exile would follow and now here was a Viking warrior with a dragon, so overall he was feeling pretty pleased with himself. , things were getting better, you know, hiccup, said fishlegs.
A little later, when the wooden fortifications of the village appeared on the horizon, that sounds like destiny, you feel that the dragon was there, so it could be, you could have some kind of wonderful dragon there, something that makes a monstrous nightmare seem a flying frog you are the son and heir of the stoic chief after all and it's about time fate came with a sign about your destiny the boys stopped huffing with exhaustion oh I'm sure it's just a commoner garden that wandered away "Of the rest," Hiccup said, trying to sound careless but unable to keep the emotion out of his voice, "there could be something wonderful there, maybe the wrinkled old man was right." The wrinkled old man was Hiccup's grandfather on his mother's side, he had learned to say it calmly in his old age and continued to tell it.
Hiccup how he had looked to the future and that Hiccup was destined for great things. This incredible dragon could be the beginning of his transformation from an ordinary old Hiccup who wasn't particularly good at anything to a hero of the future. Hiccup took the basket off his back and stopped before opening it. It's very still, isn't it? said fishlegs suddenly less sure of the fate theory I mean, he's not moving at all there, are you sure he's alive? "He's just fast asleep," said Hiccup, "He was cold as a stone when I suddenly picked him up. He had a strong feeling that the gods were on his side.
He knew this dragon was alive. With trembling fingers, Hiccup opened the latch and removed the lid." from the basket and looked inside. Fish legs joined him. Things weren't looking so good. well he was already curled up fast asleep at the bottom of the basket in a tangled dragon knot lay perhaps the most common or garden dragon that Hiccup had ever seen absolutely the only thing extraordinary about this dragon was how extraordinarily small it was in this was truly extraordinary most of the dragons that the vikings used to hunt were about the size of a labrador dog the teenage dragons that the children were collecting were not that big but were almost fully developed this dragon was more comparable to a hiccup terrier from the Western Highlands.
He couldn't understand how he had overlooked this when he picked up the dragon in the tunnel. He miserably guessed that it was quite a pressured moment. What were three thousand dragons trying to kill him at that moment and dragons in a deep sleep coma tend to do that? They weigh more than when they are awake, well, said Hiccup, finally that's a sign, if you want, you look for a mortal nothing and what do you get, a basic brown, I grab a dragon in the dark and what, I go into a coma or garden the thing is that the gods are telling us that we will come to our people from the garden fishlegs you and I are not meant to be heroes it doesn't matter about me said fishlegs but you must be a hero remember son of the boss and all that and you will be one, I know that Fishlegs will put the basket back on Hiccup's back and they will walk together towards the village gates, at least I sincerely hope you do.
I don't want to follow Snotlout into battle. Have more. ideas about military tactics that your little finger that Snotlout has all over his fat head, well that may have been true, not only was Hiccup not going to be the future star of dragon training, but with this particular dragon he was even going to be difficult for him. take its familiar place fading into the background it was so small it would make it look ridiculous it was so small that Snotlout was going to have some very nasty things to say about it the viking dragons and their eggs three the monstrous nightmare the monstrous nightmare is the biggest and terrifying flying house dragons dazzling magnificent hunters and fearsome fighters can be wild and difficult to train according to unofficial Viking law only a chief or the son of a chief can own one statistics colors emerald green bright scarlet deepest purple armed with fangs terrifying extra extendable claws score nine defenses nightmares do not need defenses score two radar none score zero venom bite is slightly poisonous score three hunting ability incredible to see score ten speed fast score seven fear and fighting factor very, very scary score 10 in total score 41. four how to train your dragon oaf was laughing so much that he hadn't managed to say anything at all the boys were hanging around the village gates taking the opportunity to show off the dragons they had caught with hiccups they had tried to walk through without being noticed but Snotlouthad stopped him, let's see what a pathetic creature Hiccup has, Snotlout said and removed the lid oh this is brilliant, look at that Snotlout when he finally caught his breath from laughing.
What is Hiccup, a brown eco bunny? a rabbit with wings a flower fairy a hairy flying frog gather around everyone and see the magnificent animal that our future leader has caught himself oh hiccup you are a useless raw and fast fist you are the son of a boss for the love of Thor why didn't you get it? One of those new monstrous nightmares with a six foot wingspan and extra extendable claws, they really are badass killers, they are. I have a slob smile gesturing towards the terrifying fiery red animal fast asleep in his basket. I think I'll call it fireworm. what are you going to name yours hiccup sweetums sugar lips baby face hiccup's dragon took advantage of this particular moment to give a big yawn opening his little mouth to reveal a blinking forked tongue very pink gums and absolutely no snotty teeth he laughed so hard dog breath I had to hold him upright toothless cried snotty oaf Hiccup has found himself the only toothless dragon in the uncivilized world This is too good Useless Hiccup and his dragon Toothless Fishlegs jumped to Hiccup's defense Well, you're not allowed that monstrous nightmare you have there brat brat only the son of a boss is allowed a monstrous nightmare that fireworm dragon is hiccuping on the right the brat's eyes narrowed he grabbed the fish leg's arm and twisted it brutally behind his back no one "I'm listening to you, disaster area with fish legs and a heart of plankton," the snot-nosed scoffed. "Thanks to you and your disability in whining and sneezing, the entire military operation was almost a total disaster.
When I'm the chief of this tribe, the first thing I'll do." It will be expelling anyone with a pathetic allergy like yours into exile. fit to be a thug fish fishlegs he turned very white but still managed to gasp but you are not going to be the boss of this tribe hiccup is going to be the boss of this tribe snotty boor dropped his fishleg arm and advanced menacingly with hiccups oh he is, the oaf mocked, so I'm not allowed that monstrous nightmare. Am I our future leader? He stays very quiet about it. Is not the?
Come on, hiccup, I'm stealing your inheritance, what are you going to do about it? Everyone looked solemn Snotlout had really broken an ancient Viking rule Hiccup should challenge you for the dragon Fishlegs said slowly and they all turned to look expectantly at Hiccup oh brilliant Hiccup muttered under his breath thank you Fishlegs My day just keeps getting better Snotlout was a Big brute of a kid who didn't really need the help of dog breath when it came to punching people, he wore specially constructed bronze-tipped sandals to cause maximum damage when kicking people. Hiccup tried to stay out of her way as much as he could.
He could but couldn't ignore this insult. Regarding his status now, Fishlegs had kindly pointed it out without looking like a coward in front of the other boys and if you were known as a coward in the hooligan tribe you could also go all the way and wear a pale pink jerk. and assume playing the harp and change your name to airmantrude I challenge you to face snotty boor for the fireworm dragon that is mine by right said hiccup trying to hide his reluctance by speaking as loudly and formally as he could I accepted your challenge said snotty super fast smiling at everyone about his horrible smug face axes or fists fists he said hiccup because axes were a really bad idea. "I'll be eager to show you how a real hero from the future fights," said Snotlout, and then remembered something after the initiation on Thursday, "although I don't want to stub my toe or something while I'm kicking you all over town.
Hiccup might win, Fishlegs pointed out." Of course he won't win, driven oaf, look at my sporting ability, my Viking courage, my capacity for senseless violence, I'll surely win just as surely as one day I'll be the chief of this tribe, I mean, look at my dragon and then look at his dragon, he pointed mockingly at Toothless, the gods have spoken, it's only a matter of time, in the meantime, Snotlout continues, I will live in fear. being beaten to death by Hiccup's terrifying toothless turtle and Snotlout walked away in a stately manner giving Hiccup a nasty kick in the shins as he did so, remorseful for the challenge, Fishlegs apologized after leaving the baskets with the dragons. inside under their beds. at his house, oh don't worry, said hiccup, someone would have asked me to do it anyway, you know everyone loves to fight.
The fish legs and the hiccup were going to the great hall to look for the book that the charlatan had recommended on how to train. Your Dragon by Professor Yobish As it happens, Confident Hiccup I already know a little about dragons, but I don't have the foggiest idea how to start training one. I would have said they were practically untrainable. I really want to get some advice, the great one. The hall was a riot of young barbarians fighting, shouting, and playing the popular Viking game of bashy ball, which was a very violent contact sport with a lot of contact and very few rules.
Hiccup and Fishlegs found the book hidden in the fireplace practically in the fire. Hiccup had never noticed it before opening the book. I've included a basic replica of Professor Yobish's How to Train Your Dragon here so you can share the hiccup experience of opening that book for the first time full of hope, interest, and anticipation. You will have to imagine that the cover is unusually thick with huge gold clasps and that some scribe has covered it with elaborate and elegant letters of guilt. In fact, it looks very attractive how to train your dragon by professor yobish b a m a possesses cantab etc.
Big Ax Books 10th Anniversary Edition Winner of the Gold Award for Best Book for Barbarians, How Would You Train a Dragon? Look inside all the answers to Professor Yobish's hugely entertaining and informative book, follow his simple advice, and you'll soon be on your way to becoming the hero you've always wanted. be praise for how to train your dragon this book changed my life squid face the terrible a brilliant book airhead monthly no one screams better than professor yobish this is a sensitive and well researched book that Contains all the information you need to turn your dragon into a pussycat the yobish hooligan observer is a genius the viking times the price of a small chicken 20 oysters this book is dedicated to mom with love from your beloved copyright teacher yobish age dark the publishers big ax books would like to point out that they assume no responsibility of any kind for any injury that may occur as a result of a person or persons following the advice given in this book thank you for your attention public library page of an idiot an note from harry scary librarian please return this book on or before the last stamped date or i will be very angry i think you know what i mean don't delete this book or we will criticize you on page two about the author professor yobish Ba Ma owns Kantab etc.
He has spent many years in the wild observing dragons in their natural habitat in this book. is the culmination of his research and is the definitive textbook on the subject of these fascinating creatures. Professor Yobish lives alone in a cave on Doom Island. He is the author of Caring for the Orca, Sharks, and Other Great Pets He Is Today. writing a book about butterflies page three chapter the first and the last the golden rule of dragon training is to yell at it the louder the better the ending that's how hiccup said furiously turning the book over and shaking it trying to see if there was anything more than that The only page of paper inside hiccupped, he put the book down, his face was unusually grim, "Okay, fish legs," he said, "unless you're a better screamer than me, we're on our own, we'll have to come up with our own method." from dragon training five a chat with the wrinkled old man the next morning, hiccup checked the dragon under his bed he was still asleep when his mother valhalla rama asked him at breakfast how the initiation was yesterday dear hiccup said oh, it was good, i caught my dragon, that's nice dear valhalla rama responded vaguely stoic the vast looked up briefly from his bowl and rumbled excellent excellent before returning to the important task of putting food into his mouth after breakfast.
Hiccup went to sit on the front step next to his grandfather, who was smoking a pipe. It was a beautiful winter morning, cold and clear, without a breath of wind and the sea around them as flat as glass. The wrinkled old man blew smoke rings with satisfaction as he watched the sun rise. Hiccup shuddered and threw rocks into the ferns. Neither of them spoke for a while. long time finally hiccup said I have that dragon I said you would do it I didn't answer wrinkled old man very satisfied with himself wrinkled old man had regained his calm saying in his old age almost unsuccessfully looking into the future as a complicated business so he was particularly glad to have done this well something extraordinary you said you complained hiccup a truly unusual dragon you said an animal that would really make me stand out from the crowd absolutely agree old wrinkled man the insides were undeniable the only extraordinary thing about this dragon continued hiccup is how extraordinarily small it is because it is super unusual .
It makes me laugh more than ever, oh dear, said the wrinkled old man, chuckling hard into his pipe. Hiccup looked at him reproachfully. The wrinkled old man hurriedly turned his laughter into a cough. Size is everything. relative hiccup said wrinkled old man all these dragons are super small compared to a real sea dragon a real sea dragon is 50 times bigger than that little creature a real sea dragon from the bottom of the ocean can swallow 10 large viking ships in one gulp and not even noticing a real sea dragon is a cruel and careless mystery like the mighty ocean itself one moment calm as a scallop the next furious as an octopus well here in Berg said hiccup where we have no sea dragons to compare anything with my dragon is considerably more smaller than everyone else's, you're missing the point, did I steal wrinkles? "The point is, I don't see how I'm ever going to become a hero," Hiccup said sadly. "I'm the least heroic guy in the whole hooligan tribe.
Oh, sure this ridiculous tribe was angry and wrinkled. Okay, so you're not what we call." a born hero, you are not big, tough and charismatic like a jerk, but you will have to work at it, you will have to do it. learn to be a hero the hard way anyway said wrinkled old man might be just what this tribe needs a change in leadership style because the thing is the times they are changing we cant get away with being bigger and more violent than the others we no longer have imagination that is what they need and what you have, a hero of the future will have to be intelligent and cunning, not just a big lump with overdeveloped muscles, he will have to prevent everyone from fighting among themselves and achieve Let them face the enemy together.
How am I going to persuade someone to do something? Hiccup asked. They've started calling me Useless Hiccup. That's not a great name for a military leader. You have to see the bigger picture. Hiccup continued, wrinkled old man, ignoring him. A few call you. names you're not a natural at bashy ball who cares these are very small problems in the grand scheme of things it's all very well that you say they are small problems said hiccup crossley but i have a lot of small problems i have to train this super small dragon in time to Thor's Day Thursday or be expelled from the furry hooligan tribe forever ah yes said wrinkled old man thoughtfully there is a book on this subject isn't there?
That reminds me of how the great professor at Meathead University thinks you should train. a dragon, he thinks you should yell at him, Hiccup said, sadly throwing rocks again, show the beast who the master is by the sheer charisma of your personality, that kind of thing I have about as much charisma as a beached jellyfish and yelling is just another thing. I'm useless myself, said wrinkled old man, but maybe you have to train your dragon the hard way. You know a lot about dragons. Don't worry about all that you've been watching dragons over the years? That's a secret. hiccup uncomfortable I've seen you talking to them said wrinkled old man that's not true hiccup protested he turned bright red in the face okay then he calmed down wrinkled old man calmly smoking his pipe that's not true there was silence for a moment it's true he admitted hiccup but for thor Please don't tell anyone they wouldn't understand talking to dragons it's a very unusual skill said wrinkled old man maybe he said wrinkled old man you can train a dragon better by talking to it than by yelling at it that's sweet said hiccup and it's a very moving thought however a Dragon is not a fluffy creature like a dog, cat or pony.
A dragon is not going to do what you tell it just because you ask it to. From what I know about dragons, Hiccup said. I must say that yelling was a nice way. Good method, but it has its limitations, doesn't it? He pointed out the old and wrinkled man. I would say that screaming was very effective on any dragon smaller than a lion.marine and positively suicidal if you try it on something bigger, why don't you think of something else? alternative training schemes you yourself could add something to professor yobish's book. I've often thought that book needs something extra.
I can't identify it. The words said hiccup. That book needs many more words. CD2. six meanwhile deep in the ocean meanwhile deep in the ocean but not far from the island of berk a real sea dragon just as old Wrinkly had been describing lay sleeping at the bottom of the sea it was indescribably large it had been there so long time that almost seemed to be part of the ocean floor itself, a large underwater mountain covered in shells and barnacles, some of its limbs half buried in the sand. Generation after generation of small hermit crabs had been born and died in the ears of this dragon, hundreds and hundreds of years he'd slept because he had eaten enough, he had been lucky enough to catch a Roman legion camping on the top of a cliff, they were completely isolated and he had spent a pleasant afternoon devouring them all, from the commanding officer to the private horses. humbler chariots, shields and spears, the whole group fell down the voracious throat of the reptiles, and while things like golden chariot wheels are an additional source of fiber for a dragon's diet, they take some of time to digest them.
The dragon had crawled into the depths of Dragons can remain in this suspended state for eternity, half dead, half alive, buried under fathom after fathom of freezing seawater, not a single muscle of this particular dragon had moved. The orca that had chased some seals unexpectedly deeply was surprised to notice a slight movement in the upper eyelid of the dragon's right eye. An ancestral memory stirred in the whale's brain and He swam away from there as fast as his fins would allow him and for a week. Later, the sea around Dragon Mountain, which had previously been teeming with crabs, lobsters, and shoals and shoals of fish, became a great underwater desert, not a mollusk moved nor a scallop swayed.
The only sign of life for miles and miles was the rapid shaking of both of them. the dragon's eyelids fluttered up and down as if the dragon had suddenly entered a lighter sleep and was dreaming who knows what dark dreams it seems like seven toothless wakes up toothless woke up about three weeks later, fish legs and hiccups They were in Hiccup's house, everyone else was outside, so Hiccup decided to take the opportunity to check out the toothless basket. He pulled her out from under the bed. A thin plume of blue-gray smoke billowed from under the lid.
Fishlegs whistled, he's awake. Okay, said Fishlegs, here we go. Hiccup opened the basket. Smoke. he puffed up and hiccupped and fish legs coughing hiccup fanned himself once his eyes stopped crying he could make out a very small, ordinary dragon looking at him with huge innocent grass green eyes hello toothless said hiccup in what he hoped was a good accent in dragon please, this should be read of course, Hello doody, they have no teeth, but I have translated it into English for the benefit of those readers whose dragons are a little rusty. Read Hiccup's book on learning to speak dragons for a crash course in this fascinating language. introduction to easy dragon talk In order to train your dragon without using the traditional method of yelling at it, you must first learn how to talk easy dragon.
Dragons are the only other creatures that speak a language as complicated and sophisticated as humans. Here are some common dragon phrases for To start with, don't poop inside the house please mom, I don't like it, yum, yum, in the butt. My mother doesn't like being bitten on the butt. Piss, kindly, gobba utama, friendly, please, would you be so kind? to spit on my friend, do it one more time, let's try it again, what are you doing? asked Fishlegs, interestingly, Dragonese is punctuated by shrill screeches and popping noises, and sounds most extraordinary when spoken by a human, just talking to him, Hiccup muttered, very embarrassed, just talking to gasped in astonishment Fishlegs What do you want? say what are you talking to?
You can't talk to him. He's an animal for Thor's sake. “Oh, shut up, Fishlegs,” Hiccup said impatiently. You're scaring him. Toothless huffed and puffed and let out a few smoke rings. He puffed out his neck to make himself look bigger, which is something dragons do when they're scared or angry. He finally worked up the courage to spread his wings and flutter over Hiccup's arm, he walked up to Hiccup's shoulder and Hiccup turned to face him. Towards him toothless pressed his forehead against Hiccup's forehead and looked deeply and solemnly into Hiccup's eyes, they stood there nose to nose without moving for about 60 seconds.
Hiccup had to blink a lot because a dragon's gaze is hypnotic and gives the unsettling feeling that it's sucking your soul out. Hiccup was thinking wow, this is amazing. I'm really making contact here when Toothless leaned down and bit him on the arm. Hiccup let her. he shouted and threw Toothless away from him hissing fish Toothless floating in the air in front of Hiccup I want fish now I don't have any fish said Hiccup and the dragon rubbed his arm easily, luckily Toothless didn't have teeth but dragons have jaws powerful, so it was still painful. Toothless bit him on the other arm.
The fish said, toothless again, are you okay? asked fishlegs I can't believe I'm asking this but what is he saying? "Wants to eat," Hiccup replied grimly, rubbing both arms. He tried to make his voice sound firm but pleasant to overpower the creature by the sheer force of his personality. Gobert said, "But we don't have fish. It's okay. So he said, toothless. Eat kkk, cat." He lunged at the violins, which shot up the nearest wall with a howl of terror. Hiccup managed to grab Toothless by the tail as he flew off in pursuit, the dragon struggling wildly screaming fish now. one for food now the cats are delicious I want food now we don't have any fish hiccup repeated between clenched teeth feeling all his calm leave him and you can't eat the cat I like it the violins meowed indignantly from a beam high up on the roof they put on Toothless in Stoick's bedroom where there was a problem with mice for a while he was happy to lunge after the desperately squealing mice but then he got bored and started attacking the mattress.
Stop, Hiccup shouted as his feathers flew in all directions. Toothless responded by getting sick. above the remains of a recently deceased mouse right in the middle of the stoic's pillow, said hiccup, said the stoic, the vasto who entered the room at that same moment, toothless, began to fan the vasto's beard, which he mistook for a chicken, gird him, he said. Stoic no I'm not saying what Hiccup said, he yelled at him very loudly. Stoick shouted very loudly. Hiccup screamed as loud as he could. Will you stop eating my father's beard like Hiccup had suspected? Toothless didn't pay attention at all.
I knew I would be useless at screaming thought hiccup sadly lying on the floor your honorable little reptile you screamed toothless stoic lying on the floor you see said Stuart that's how you deal with dragons newt's breath and hookfang Stoick's hunter dragons entered the room without Their teeth stiffened as they walked around him, their yellow eyes glowing evilly, each one the size of a leopard, and they were as delighted with his arrival as a pair of giant cats would be with a cute kitten. Greetings, mate. Fire, braver, hissed merman breath as he sniffed the squirming newcomer.
Waymast White purred menacingly until we are alone and then we can give you a proper welcome. He dealt Toothless a cruel swipe with one paw, one claw like a kitchen knife, he just slashed Toothless across the rump and the little dragon howled and jumped onto Hiccup's robes. until only his tail was sticking out of his neck hookfang bellowed stoic my claw slipped hookfang get out of here before i turn you into bags yelled stoic and merman breath and hookfang scurried away muttering obscene dragon curses under their breath. as he said stoick said they have asked this is how to deal with dragons stoick was looking toothless with unusual anxiety sol said stoick hoping there is some kind of mistake is this dragon your dragon yes father hiccup admitted it's very good it's very small isn't it ?
Slowly stoic Stuart was not an observant person, but even he couldn't help but notice that this dragon really was remarkably small and had no teeth, which was an awkward silence. Fishlegs came to rescue Hiccup. That's because he's an unusual breed, Fishlegs said. unique and violent species called toothless dream distant relatives of the monstrous nightmare but much more ruthless and so rare that they are practically extinct really stoic inspected the toothless dream doubtful it seems to me like a garden of comrades ah but with respect the boss said fish legs that's where You're wrong to the amateur eye and, indeed, to its prey, it looks exactly like an ordinary garden, but if you look a little closer, the characteristic dreamy, fish-legged markings pointing to a wart on the tip of the toothless nose, distinguish it from the most common. race but I thought you were right said Stoick and it's not just the typical toothless dream or Fishlegs was getting carried away now this particular dragon is of royal blood no Stoick said Stoick very impressed he was a tremendous snob yes Fishlegs said solemnly your son just has gone and stolen the offspring of king daggerfangs the reptilian ruler of the wild dragon cliff royal daydreams tend to start out small but grow into creatures of impressive size, even gigantic, just like you hiccup, Stuart said with a big laugh and ruffled his hair. stoic of his son.
The belly let out a pitiful roar like a distant underground explosion. It's time for some dinner, I think clear this mess up with you guys, the Stoics walked away relieved to have regained faith in their son. "Thank you, Fishlegs," said Hiccup. You were inspired. “No,” said Fishlegs. I owed you one after preparing for that fight with the snotty oaf, my father will find out at some point anyway, although he said hiccup sadly, he didn't necessarily say fish legs, look at all that conversation you were doing with the toothless reverie here , that was incredible, incredible. I've never seen anything like it, you'll be training it in no time.
I was talking to him. It's okay, Hiccup said, but he didn't hear a word. I told him he was going to bed that night. Hiccup didn't want to leave. toothless in front of the fire with newt breath and hook fang can i take him to bed with me asked stuart a dragon is a working animal stoick said the vast too many hugs and kisses will make him lose his vicious streak but newt breath will kill him If I leave him alone with them, Newt's breath gave a grateful grunt. It would be my pleasure. Hissed nonsense. Boone, stoic, not noticing Newt's breath's last comment as he didn't speak with dragon ease, gave Newt's breath a friendly pat around. horns merman's breath just wants to play that kind of rough and tumble is good for a young dragon makes him learn to defend himself fang extended his claws like knives and slammed them into the hearth hiccup pretended to say goodnight to toothless next to the fire but he smuggled it In the bedroom under his robes you must be absolutely silent, he told Toothless sternly as they climbed into bed and the dragon nodded enthusiastically, in fact, he snored loudly all night, but to Hiccup he does not care about me.
Hiccup spent the entire winter on Berk in various states of extreme cold ranging from quite cold to absolutely freezing. At night, too many layers were considered, so Hiccup usually stayed awake for a couple of hours until he shivered and was left with a cold. light sleep, though as Hiccup stretched his feet against the toothless back, he felt Waves of heat coming from the little dragon gradually creep up his legs and warm his cold stomach and heart, even traveling to his head, which hadn't been truly warm for almost six months, even his ears burned with satisfaction, it would have been necessary to snore. from six strong dragons to one hiccup waking up so soundly he slept that night night eight training your dragon the hard way, hiccup was still pretty sure he knew the dragons while making them, that screaming was the easiest method of training them, so for the next few weeks he tried yelling at Toothless to see if he could make it work.
He tried to yell at her loudly and firmly. He looked as angry as he could, but Toothless didn't take him seriously. Hiccup finally stopped screaming when Toothless stole a herring from his plate one morning. At breakfast, Hiccup let out his fiercest and most terrifying scream and Toothless just gave him an evil look and knocked everything else to the ground with a swipe of his tail, that was it with the screams as far as Hiccup was concerned, he's good,then Hiccup said. I'll try to go to the other extreme, so he was as nice as possible to Toothless.
He gave Toothless the most comfortable part of the bed and then balanced dangerously on the edge. He fed him as much herring and lobster as he wanted. However, he only did this once, as the little dragon continued eating until he became completely sick. She played with him for hours and hours. He told her jokes. He brought her ice to eat. He scratched the piece Toothless couldn't reach. between the spokes of his back made the dragon life as close to the dragon sky as possible. By mid-February, winter was coming to an end in Berk and the snow season had turned into the rainy season.
It was the kind of weather. where your clothes never dried, no matter the hiccups, he would hang his sudden robe on a chair in front of the fire before going to bed at night and in the morning it would still be damp, warm and damp instead of cold and wet, but wet all the same. modes. The ground around the town had turned into knee-deep mud, what in Wooden's name are you doing? Fishlegs asked as he came across Hiccup, digging a big hole right outside the house, building a mud wallow for toothless Hiccup, he gasped, you ruin that dragon, you really do. said Fishlegs shaking his head, it's psychology, you see, said Hiccup, he's smart and he's subtle, not like that caveman who screams, you're doing it in fear.
Fishlegs had called his dragon cow of terror, the horror part was making the poor creature at least a little sound. What scared the cow was because for a dragon, she really looked a lot like a cow, she was a large, peaceful brown creature with a calm nature. Fishlegs suspected that she might even be a vegetarian. I always caught her chewing on the wood, she complained. Blood horror. cow's blood, that's what you should want, anyway, maybe Fishlegs screamed better than Hiccup or maybe Dread Cow was a lazier, more accommodating character than Toothless, but Dread Cow was proving to be very easy to train using the shouting method.
Okay, Toothless, it's ready, Hiccup said, get yourself. A good toothless wallow stopped trying to catch field mice and jumped into the mud he ruled again and again and the oozing slime spread his wings and wriggled happily I'm joining him, said Hiccup, so he'll want to do what I say, Hiccup said. Toothless Fishlegs sucked up a big mouthful of mud and spit it right in Hiccup's face. He may not know much about dragons, but I do know that they are the most selfish creatures on earth. No dragon will do what you want with them. gratitude dragons don't know what gratitude is, give up, this will never work.
The thing about dragons, Toothless said kindly, is that we are survivors, we are not like successful, sentimental cats or dead dogs that fall in love with their masters and disgusting things like that. The only reason we do what a man wants is because he is bigger than us and gives us food. What is he seeing? He asked Fishlegs more or less what you're saying. Hiccup said, never trust a dragon, that's what my mom taught me in the nest and she should. You know, Toothless said, happily jumping off the wallow and helping himself to one of the snails that Hiccup had found for him.
Toothless especially liked snails, yes, yes, just like choosing your name. very good company, if a little demanding, however, you only had to look at his big innocent eyes with heavy lashes to realize that he had no morals, the eyes were ancient, the eyes of a murderer, he might as well ask a crocodile or a shark that was your friend Hiccup wiped the mud off his face I'll think of something else Hiccup said February turned into March and Hiccup was still thinking some flowers made the mistake of appearing and were immediately destroyed by a couple of strong frosts that they had kept themselves came back for this very purpose fishlegs now they could make the horror cow go away and stay on command hiccup was still struggling to teach toothless the basics of potty training not pooping in the kitchen said hiccup for the umpteenth time take toothless outside after another accident it's hotter in the kitchen came toothless but poop comes out you know what hiccup said at the end of his leash toothless quickly pooped all over hiccup's hands and under his robe it's outside is outside his outside sang toothless at this inopportune moment brat and dog breath strolled past Stoick's house on the way back from the beach his dragons on his shoulders well, well, scoffed brat if it's not the useless one covered in dragon poop, you actually have quite a bit left. snorted dog's breath that's not a dragon sea slug booed dog's breath dragon that was a big ugly gronckle with a snub nose and a mean temper that's a winged newt that's not a dragon dragged by a fire worm, a dragon of lout who was as big a bully as she was love that's a newborn nickel bunny with a pathetic toothless poop problem gave a gasp of fury lout showed hiccup the immense pile of fish he had wrapped in his cape luke what a fire worm and For a couple of hours, the fireworm coughed, flexed a glowing muscle or two, and looked at its claws with false modesty, oh please, he drawled, I didn't even I was concentrating, if I tried I could do it in 10 minutes with a wing tied to my back, excuse me while I vomited, muttered toothless in horror, the cow who was looking at Fireworm with disapproval in her big brown eyes.
Weedic and Fireworm could be some kind of hunting legend. Snotty oaf smiles. I heard that Horuko likes carrots. Has the toothless wonder had the courage to attack? a vegetable, carrots are a little crunchy, but maybe you can get the odd crushed cucumber, you could give it to him with a straw, maybe the dog's breath laughed so hard that snot came snorting out of his nose, watch out, the "Dog's breath," said fishlegs politely, "your brains are coming out." The dog's breath hit him hard and the two boys strutted away from Fireworm, lunging at Toothless who nearly took his eye out as she passed, as soon as they were out of earshot, Toothless jumped out of Hiccup's arms. and coughed out flames in a menacing manner yellow-bellied thugs approach and toothless will fry into a mess others will take your guts out and play them on our harp toothless toothless toothless well you better stay away that's all oh very brave toothless said hiccup sarcastically if you scream louder they might even hear you here nine fear vanity revenge and stupid jokes the march became april and april became may after Fireworm's comment about the pathetic bunny Toothless never pooped in the kitchen again , but Hiccup had made no further progress in training him.
It was still raining but it was a warm rain the wind was blowing but it was a less furious wind it was almost possible to stay upright the seagull eggs were hatching on the rocks and the seagulls bombarded Hiccup and Fishlegs when they reached the long beach to practice killing horuko kill said that the fish likes to horrify the cow that was calmly perched on his shoulder could you have breakfast that dull black back it's barely half your size honestly hiccup i give up i don't know how i'm going to pass the hunting section of the horuko exam just she doesn't have the killer instinct she would never survive in the wild hiccup laughed hollowly you think you're in trouble toothless and i'm failing from the beginning basic obedience orders recovery mandatory exercises hunt everyone can't be that bad said fish legs look said hiccup the Children moved along the beach a little out of reach of the seagulls began to practice the most basic command of all go the dragon was supposed to stand upright At the outstretched arm of the guide, the guide would bark the command as loudly as possible while simultaneously He raised his arm to throw the dragon into the air.
The dragon was supposed to rise gracefully into flight when the handler's arm reached its highest point. The horrified cow yawned, scratched itself and slowly walked away grumbling to itself toothless was even less obedient wow he shouted hiccup hiccup raised his arm toothless hung up I said wow hiccup repeated in frustration why did he shudder toothless gripping even tighter just go go go go go Come on we shouted Hiccup waving his arm up and down frantically with Toothless clinging to him for dear life Toothless stayed Toothless said Hiccup as reasonably as possible please leave if you don't start going when I tell you we're both going to be exiled but I don't want to stay toothless pointed out equally reasonably, fishlegs watched the whole process in horror and amazement, you really are in trouble, he said in a strange voice, yes, said hiccup, he finally managed to unscrew the toothless claws that had relaxed their grip for a second and pushed him away without teeth landed in the sand. with a screech of indignation and immediately latched onto Hiccup's leg, gripping the sandals with his claws and wrapping his wings around Hiccup's calf without going, Toothless said stubbornly. "It can't be much worse than this," said Hiccup, "so I'm leaving." Trying a new tactic, he took out the notebook in which he had been writing down everything he knew about dragons in the hope that it might be useful motivation of the dragon hiccup read aloud one gratitude dragons are never grateful side two of the hiccup fear that it works but I can't do it three four five greed vanity and revenge it's worth a try six jokes and riddles only if I'm desperate this has to be our first fishlegs funny but I'm burping on this one why don't you scream a little louder, hiccup He ignored him, "Okay, Toothless," Hiccup said to the little dragon who was pretending to be asleep while clinging to Hiccup's leg, "For every fish you catch for me I'll give you two more lobsters when you get home, Toothless." he opened his eyes alive said enthusiastically can toothless kill them please just this time without toothless said hiccup firmly i keep telling you it's not nice to torture creatures smaller than you toothless closed his eyes again you're so bad they're boring he said grumpily you're a dragon so smart and fast toothless hiccup flattered i bet you could catch more fish than any of the others on thursday thursday if you wanted toothless opened his eyes to consider the matter double said modestly but no i don't want this was incontestable hiccup crossed vanity off his list you know, that big red fireworm dragon that was so rude to you said toothless hiccup spat on the ground indignantly they said it was a newt with wings said it was in an incontinent bunny toothless rabbit, that fireworm dragon and its master , who looks like a pig, think that fireworm is going to catch more fish than anyone else at the Thursday Thor's Day celebrations, they think about how stupid they will look if you win the prize for the most promising dragon instead.
Toothless got off Hiccup's leg, I'll think about that, Toothless said, he waddled away a couple of feet and thought about it five minutes later, he was still thinking, he gave a strange giggle from time to time, but every time Hiccup said, how are you? then he just replied that he's still thinking leave with a sigh hiccup put an end to the revenge okay said fish legs looking over hiccup's shoulder have you tried everything else how about pranks and riddles i guess you're desperate toothless said hiccup if you catch Me, a big, pretty mackerel, you'll be the smartest, fastest dragon on the bear and you'll make that fireworm dragon look like an idiot and you'll have all the lobsters you can eat when we get home and I'll tell you a really good joke. round love jokes, he waved Hiccup's arm again, okay, toothless helps you, but not because I'm close to being nice or something gross, no, said Hiccup, of course, don't ask the cruel and mean dragons. , but we love it, okay, tell me now, Hiccup laughed, no. long after you bring me a macro, okay, then Toothless said, he jumped off Hiccup's arm into the air, a dragon hunting is a very impressive sight, even a scrawny, toothless-like baby flew across the beach on his usual, disorderly and crooked manner, shouting some insults. the path to any cormorant that seemed smaller than him, but as soon as he reached the sea, toothless seemed to grow a little, the salt of the sea awakened in him some ancestral memory of the highly pedigreed hunting monsters that were his ancestors, he spread his wings like a comet and flew quite quickly over the surface of the choppy waves, keeping his body and wings steady as he looked for the movement of the fish, he saw something and rose in circles until he was so high that Hiccup, craning his neck back in the beach, he could only just look at him like a small speck the speck was motionless for a second and then toothless he submerged his wings folded at his sides falling like a stone from the sky he disappeared into the water and disappeared for quite some time the dragons can stay under the water for at least At least five minutes ifthey want and Toothless was quite distracted down there chasing one fish and then another without being able to decide which was the biggest setback.
He had gotten bored and was looking for oysters when Toothless emerged triumphantly from the sea carrying a small mackerel that he dropped the mackerel at Hiccup's feet, he did three somersaults in a row and landed on Hiccup's head, he let out the dragon's triumphant cry, which is a bit like a rooster's crow, but much louder and more pleased with himself, then he leaned over and stared. to Hiccup. eyes upside down now bear tell me a joke said toothless whining wounds said hiccup did it really did it little bear tell me a joke said toothless again what's white and black and red everywhere asked hiccup toothless didn't know a sunburned penguin Hiccup replied, it was a very, very old joke, but apparently it had not come to fruition.
Dragon Cliff Toothless thought it was hysterically funny. He flew away to catch more fish so he could hear more jokes. It was a pleasant afternoon. The rain stopped shining. and toothless didn't do too badly with the hunt, he dropped a few fish and at one point wandered off completely to chase rabbits on the cliff tops, but he returned when he was finally called hiccup and at the end of a couple of hours he had caught six medium-sized mackerel and a dogfish, all in all, he was quite satisfied after all, he told Fishlegs, it's not like he expected to win the award for most promising dragon or anything, all I need is to prove that Toothless is basically short. my control and for him to catch some fish we will make fools of ourselves compared to Snotlout in his bestial hunting legend, but at least we will have passed the initiation, which was more so when Toothless dropped the last mackerel into the pile in front of him.
Hiccup Fishlegs noticed something sharp and shiny on the toothless dragon's lower jaw He has his first tooth Fishlegs said It seemed like a very good omen As they stumbled towards home they passed the wrinkled old man who had been sitting on a rock watching them for the last two hours Very impressive gasped wrinkled old man as the boys showed him the fish wrapped in Hiccup's cloak, we think Hiccup could really pass the final initiation test on Thursday, Thursday, said Fishlegs excitedly, so you're still worrying about that pedantic little test. Do you have the hiccups? I'm still wrinkled there.
They are major worries you know there is a huge storm brewing for example it should hit us in about three days pedantic little test said fish legs indignantly what do you mean insignificant little test thor's day thirst festival is the biggest event of the year everyone who is anyone will be there, all the hairy hooligans and meatheads, plus this may not seem important to you, but anyone who fails this insignificant little test will be exiled to be eaten by cannibals or something equally gruesome, I'll be called hiccup . the handyman and his toothy dragon said hiccup beaming.
I thought about it a moment ago and I'm very happy with it. It's solid and reliable, not too flashy or too much to live up to. This reptile finally did well and caught some fish, said fishlegs. Pointing out to Toothless that he was picking his nose with a claw. Unbelievable, although it may seem hiccup, you can pass this test after all. Oh, I think he's almost certain. The wrinkled old man said looking at Toothless who was now trying to cross his eyes and fall in the process. He almost repeated old, wrinkled, thoughtful and the boys went home with toothless following them complaining, okay, take me, take me, it's not fair to them or the wings. 10 thursday thursday welcome to thor day thursday celebration event program nine o'clock hammer throw to go 60s only meet at maroon rock with your own hammer or someone else's helmets essential for spectators 10 30 How many seagull eggs can you eat in one minute?
The baggy butt, the beer belly, is the defending champion in this hotly contested competition. 11 30 The ugliest baby. contest 12 30 ax fighting exhibition admire the delicate art of ax fighting two o'clock young heroes final initiation contest watch the viking heroes of tomorrow as they compete which dragon will be the most obedient and who will catch the most bloodtooth fish screaming loudly this sport has it all 3 30 grand raffle and closing ceremony thor day thursday celebrations were a truly spectacular occasion furry hooligans fierce rivals meatheads from nearby meathead islands sailed across the inland ocean to the island of Berk for this great gathering organized by the visitors camp at Blackheart Bay, which overnight went from a desert empty of echoing seagulls to a bustling village of tents made with candles two patched for use in The sea the next morning, the long beach was full of stalls, jugglers and fortune tellers. a happy confusion of Vikings watching old friends and practicing their swordplay and yelling at the kids to stop hitting each other right now for the love of Thor, no, I'm serious this time or, or, huge Viking men sat down on awkward rocks challenging loudly like gigantic ones. sea ​​lions in a festive atmosphere impressively large Viking women huddled in groups cackling like seagulls and drinking whole cups of tea in one gulp despite old man Wrinkly's gloomy forecasts of terrible storms and typhoons it was a gloriously hot June day without even a hint of cloud in sight, the young hero's final initiation test would not begin until 2pm that afternoon, so Hiccup spent the morning listening wide-eyed as storytellers told tales about dirty Danes and pirate princesses He was sick with nerves, so it was difficult for him to enjoy the occasion.
Just as he had done in previous years, even the gobber's vomiting during the contest of how many girl eggs can you eat in a minute failed to bring more than a slight smile to his pale, strained face. Hiccup's family had a picnic lunch overlooking the axe-wrestling exhibition. He couldn't eat anything and, unusually, toothless, who was in a difficult mood and turned up his nose at the tuna sandwich that Valhalla Rama offered him, got Keeping his dragon's appetite alive for the game, stoically rumbled the Vast who was in excellent spirits, had won a bet on the spectacled toad in the ugliest baby contest and was looking forward to seeing his son's brilliant display during the test. initiation as the day progressed a warm wind suddenly began to blow out of nowhere, it was still stiflingly hot but ominous gray clouds were gathering.
On the horizon you could hear the strange rumble of thunder in the air, perhaps the wrinkled old man had He was right, he thought hiccupped as he looked up and Thor was going to make his traditional appearance at Thursday's Thor Day celebrations, well all the young men were waiting to be initiated into the tribes. This year, please head to the ground to the left of the beach. Hiccup gulped, pushed Toothless and stood up, that was it. Hiccup was one of the last to reach the ground, which was a large area of ​​wet sand right at the edge of the beach.
Mar, the boys from their own tribe were already gathered, their dragons floating a couple of feet above them, everyone was chatting excitedly and even Snotlout seemed nervous. The airhead boys and their dragons appear to be gigantic, tough-looking customers, much tougher than the hooligans, one in particular. He was a huge, brutish boy who looked like he was 15, at least he hiccupped, I assumed he was a boss bully, assaulted by the airheaded son because a monstrous silver-gray nightmare about three feet tall was perched on one of his shoulders and He looked at the fireworm as if it were a rottweiler thinking. evil thoughts fireworm acted nonchalantly an aristocrat never growls fireworms sweetly you must be one of those mongrel nightmares we, pure green blood, descendants of the great ripper, he himself would never dream of doing something so common the silver nightmare's growl increased in volume the crowd was gathering at Hiccup on the sideline stoically tried not to notice the vast man pushing his way to the front with loud shouts of getting out of my way.
I am a boss. Turn to one. My son catches more fish than you saw this test rumbled stoic giving his old enemy Mogadon the meathead a good shove in the stomach molga going down the meathead narrowed his eyes and wondered whether to hit him maybe after the try and asked Mogadon the meathead since your son is the tall one who looks like a pig with skeleton tattoos and the red and monstrous nightmare, no, Stoick said, happy, that's my brother, vagabond son, my son is That skinny guy over there with the toothless dream mogado on his meat head broke into a big smile, gave him a stoic pat on the back, and shouted that he'd take your bet. and double fact, he shouted stoically and the two great chiefs shook hands and slapped the bellies of the bet swallower.
The belch was in charge of this final stage of the initiation test. He still looked a little green from his unpleasant experience and how many eggs of girls can "you eat in a one minute competition this hasn't improved your temper, it's okay, you're a lot," shouted fool, this is where we find out if you are the stuff that heroes are made of, you will leave this arena as members of the noble tribes. from hairy hooligans and ruthless meat heads or go to miserable exile forever from the inner islands, let's see which one it will be, shall we?
He smiled unpleasantly at the 20 boys in front of him. I will begin by inspecting you and your animals as if they were warriors. About to go into battle, I will introduce you to the observant members of the tribes you hope to enter, then the test will begin, you will demonstrate how you have prevailed over these wild creatures and how you have tamed them with the sheer force of your heroic personalities. . Start by executing the basic commands of go, stay and fetch, you will end up commanding your reptile to hunt fish for you like your ancestors did before you hiccupped, nervously swallowed the boy and dragon that most impressed the judge and that It's me, bearded, beard, teeth.
They will grimly receive the added glory of being called the hero of heroes and the most promising dragon. Children and dragons who do not pass this test will say goodbye to their families forever and leave the tribe to go where we do not care. enough for gobber to hear gobber glared at him the heroes are exiles shouted gobber the belches heroes or exiles shouted 18 boys fanatically responded the heroes are exiles shouted the hooligan and airhead tribes who were watching please let me be a little hero just for this time he hiccupped and each fish leg thought to himself, nothing too spectacular or anything, just to go through this test bench and stand at attention with your dragons in your right arms, ah he shouted, mouthy, the burp , walked through the line of boys for inspection, the beautiful attendance, the loudmouth congratulated the bully, the head meat.
His nightmarish dragon slayer, who spread his glowing wings to show a wingspan of about four feet, stopped abruptly when he hiccupped and what and the name of the warden demanded that Gobert turn a little pale because this is a toothless dream, the lord muttered. hiccup, small but vicious fish legs kindly added dreamy toothless gobert bully that's the smallest cabinet protector I've ever seen would you think I'm an idiot no no sir murmured fish legs reassuringly just a little slow the big mouth frowned dangerously a toothless reverie explained hiccup it looks exactly like a commoner garden except for the characteristic wart on the tip of its nose silence said gobber in a very loud whisper or i will throw you to the mainland i hope he continued this dragon hunts better than you look like and your fish friend here are the worst candidates for initiation.
I have had the displeasure of teaching, but you are the future of this tribe. Hiccup and if you embarrass us in front of the meatheads, I will personally never forgive you. You understand? Hiccup nodded and each boy took a step forward. to bow and raise his dragon for the spectators to applaud, there was great applause for the oaf brat and his fireworm dragon, rivaled only by the mighty applause for the bully, the meathead and his dragon slayer, I give you last , but no less important, swallow the burp. he was trying to put some enthusiasm into his screams the fearsome the terrible the only son of the stoic the vast hiccup the useful land is the toothless dragon hiccup stepped forward and lifted Toothless as high as he could to make him look a little taller. big there was a slightly horrified silence people had seen dragons this small before, of course, usually scampering after field mice in the wild, but not as noble hunting dragons competing in initiation size, not everything rumbled stoically so loud that could have been heard several beaches away and He clapped his big hands to start the applause.
Everyone was terrified by the famous temperof Stoick, so they joined in with polite and wild cheers. Toothless was still in a good mood, but he was delighted to be the center of attention, so he puffed out his chest and bowed solemnly. To the left and right some of the meat heads laughed I changed my mind I thought Hiccup closing my eyes This is the worst moment of my life so far Okay Toothless whispered in the little dragon's ear This is our big chance to catch a lot fish here and I'll tell you more jokes than you've ever heard in your life that will make that big red fireworm dragon very angry. she's about to win the award for most promising pop dragon the test started Toothless didn't do too badly in the first few obedience exercises although he clearly thought it was extremely boring now it was raining pretty hard and toothless hated the rain he wanted to go home and relax in front of a nice, warm fire.
The fireworm and the murderer would go searching as soon as the oaf and the bully told them to and they would dive and breathe fire as they did so just to show off the firearm. They did some graceful acrobatic somersaults that had the crowd screaming. and kicking his feet start you're hunting shouted goofball the burp all the dragons except toothless flew into the sea toothless fluttered towards hiccup ted's shoulder toothless got a tammy ike complained hiccup tried not to see his father looking surprised on the sidelines he tried to stop not notice the crowd whispering among themselves that stoic son who is there, no, no, the tall one with skeleton tattoos who looks like a pig, the small and skinny one who can't even control his tiny dragon, don't forget, toothless, Hiccup said under his breath. teeth the fish I'm going to tell you all the jokes I've ever heard remember tell me now said toothless the help came from an unexpected room oaf broke away from shouting kill to kill to lean over and mock hiccup what are you doing hiccup?
You're not talking to that nuclear bomb with wings, you're talking to dragons? It's against the rules and it's forbidden by order of the Stoic the vast your father soapy winged merman repeated winged toothless merman you're not a winged merman you're toothless said hiccup you're the best hunter in the world, aren't you right? I said Toothless in a bad mood are you sure that that boorish brat fish and his snobbish dragon what can a real hunter dragon do? Hiccup said urgently okay then Hiccup said Toothless heaved a huge sigh of relief as Toothless took off chaotically in the general direction.
Sea. This is too good to be true. Hiccup said to himself 10 minutes later as Toothless returned from a second trip clearly too bored for words, but he dropped a couple of herrings at Hiccup's feet. In about half an hour, hiccup, I'll become a fully paid-up member of the furry hooligan tribe. It was too good to be true. Fireworm was flying back to Snotlout with his 20th fish. His green cat eyes snapped in triumph as Toothless shouted, "Yes." The careless fireworm stopped in midair. His head swiveled around his eyes, narrowing. What did you say? hissed fireworm oh no he said hiccup no toothless no don't do it careless schnub boo toothless the best you can do is pathetic desperate useless you know nightmares think you're so cruel but you're as careless as scallops you hissed fireworm his ears dangerously backwards as he crawled forward through the air like a leopard about to pounce you're a bit of a liar and you said toothless calmly you're a rabbit hearted seaweed brine eats wrinkles fireworm snob went for him toothless shot out so Fast as lightning and the fire worms huge mandibles shattered with a sickening crack into nothing but air.
Chaos ensued. Fireworm completely lost control. She launched herself wildly through the air with her claws biting anything that moved and let out huge bursts of flames. Unfortunately in the process she accidentally scratched the killer, a dragon with a very bad temper, then attacked Any hooligan dragon that was within biting distance, soon the dragons engaged in a full scale dragon fight with the boys. running around yelling at them to stop and trying to separate them without getting killed, the dragons didn't notice at all, no matter how loud the kids screamed and the bullies and brats were very red in the face after a rather impressive scream, the burp became ballistic.
As an aside, can anyone tell me what in the name of Thorin Wooden is going on? Toothless was in his element in this type of chaos dodging firearms, angry lunges with ease nipping with a lively bite at the alaga tiger here and a shiny claw scratch there obviously enjoying the fight immensely, even the horror cows showed a A lot of spirit for a dragon that was supposedly a vegetarian. She managed to give the fireworm a truly impressive bite on the butt as the fireworm and the assassin rolled through the air biting chunks of each other. She grabbed the fireworm's tail, the fireworm let out a howl of indignation, she squirmed and set fire to the fireworm's beard with a huge hand.
The worm put out the fire and with the other he tightened the fire worm's jaws so that it could not bite or burn, he hid the furious animal under one arm still holding its mouth closed he screamed gobber the burp with a creepy skin dragging his fangs letting out a scream that reverberated off the cliffs bounced off the sea and whose faint echoes could be heard on the continent the children stopped screaming uselessly the dragons stopped In the air there was a terrible silence, even the crowd watching fell silent. This had never happened before the 20 boys proved to be completely out of control of their dragons during the initiation test.
Technically, this meant that all of them should be expelled. his tribes into exile and exile in this horrible climate could mean death food was scarce the sea was dangerous and there were certain savage tribes on the islands who were rumored to be cannibals swallowed the belch he was left speechless his beard was still smoking when finally He spoke his voice was deep with the horror of the situation. "I'll have to talk to the tribal elders," was all she said. She dropped the fireworm to the ground. She had come to her senses and now she snuck over to Snotlout with her tail between her legs.
The elders of the tribes were Mogadon and the stoic loudmouth and a few more of the most fearsome warriors, such as the terrible tough, the vicious twins and the hairy, scary airheaded librarian from the public library, the crowd and children remained absolutely still while the elders consulted in the traditional elders' hall. group that looked like a rugby scrum as the storm worsened huge thunder boomed overhead the rain was pouring down and they couldn't have been much wetter if they had all jumped into the sea the elders conferred for a long time At that moment, Mogadon was He got angry in a moment and threw a fist at Hardnut, a twin clinging to each of his arms until he calmed down again.
Finally, Stoick left the group and stood in front of the boys who bowed their heads in shame, with their dragons at their feet. If Hiccup could have looked at his father, he would have seen that the stoic wasn't his normal happy, violent self. He looked very solemn, in fact, rookies of the tribes, he bellowed darkly, this is a very bad day for all of you, you have not passed the final test of the initiation program by the fierce law of the inner islands, this means that you must be expelled from the tribes into exile forever. I do not want to do this not only because my own son is among you, but also because it will mean that an entire generation of warriors will be lost to the tribes, but we cannot ignore our law, only the strong can belong in case the blood of the tribe falls. weaken only heroes can be hooligans and airheads stoic pointed a big finger at the sky furthermore he carried the god thor is really very angry this is not the time to weaken our laws thor released a great thunderclap as if to underline the Under normal circumstances, he said Stuart, the exile ceremony would begin now, but going to see in weather like this would mean certain death for everyone involved.
As an act of mercy, I will allow you one more night of shelter under my roof and first thing tomorrow morning. You will be landed on solid ground, defend yourselves from this moment on, you are all banished and cannot speak to any other member of your tribe, thunder rumbled around the children as they stood with their heads bowed in the rain, pity me Because this is the saddest thing I have ever had to do to banish my own son, Stuart said sadly. The crowd murmured sympathetically, applauding the nobility of their leader. Our boss cannot live like the others, Stoic said, looking almost pleadingly at Hiccup.
He has to. decide what is for the good of the tribe suddenly Hiccup got very angry, well don't expect me to feel sorry for you, you said Hiccup, what kind of father thinks that his stupid laws are more important than his own son's and what kind of Stupid tribe is this that can't just have the common people dressed in stoic clothes. He stared at his son in surprise and shock for a moment, then turned around and walked away. The tribes were already running off the beach and scrambling up the slopes toward shelter from the village lightning striking around them.
I'm going to kill you, oaf hissed at the fireworm hiccup, growling menacingly from his shoulder first thing after we were banished, I'm going to kill you, and he ran off after the others, I lost my toothless tooth, he complained, Kirk finally came out, when I bit that fireworm. fire, the dragon Hiccup did not notice, he looked up at the sky next to him with fury as the wind gathered sea water in handfuls and threw it directly in his face, only once did he shout Hiccup, why couldn't you let me be a Hero only once, I didn't want anything surprising just to pass this stupid test so I could become a proper Viking like everyone else.
Thor's thunder rumbled and crackled above him, black, okay, then he shouted hiccup, hit me with your stupid lightning bolt, just do something to show your Thinking of me at all, but there would be no lightning for hiccup. Thor clearly didn't think it was important enough for an answer. The storm moved towards the sea. CD3 11. Thor is angry. The storm raged throughout that time. The hiccup of the night lay unable to sleep as the wind rushed against the walls like 50 dragons trying to get in, let us in, let us in, let's shout the wind, we are very, very hungry, outside in the dark and out to sea, the storm It was so wild and the waves were so gigantic that it disturbed the sleep of a pair of very ancient sea dragons, in fact, the first dragon was average huge, about the size of a larger cliff, the second dragon was incredibly vast, he was the monster mentioned earlier in this story, the great beast that had been sleeping its Roman picnic for the last six centuries or so, the one that had recently been falling into a lighter sleep, the great storm gently raised both dragons from the bottom of the sea as a couple of sleeping babies and washed them in the surf of one indescribably. huge wave to the long beach outside Hiccup's village and there they lay sleeping peacefully while the wind screamed horribly around them like wild Viking ghosts having a loud party in Valhalla until the storm died down and the sun rose in a beach full of dragon and very little else the first dragon was enough to give you nightmares the second dragon was enough to give you nightmares nightmares imagine an animal about 20 times larger than a tyrannosaurus rex more like a mountain than a living creature a big mountain evil and shiny.
It was so encrusted with barnacles that it looked like it was wearing some kind of jeweled armor, but where the little crustaceans and coral couldn't get a hold of the joints and nooks of it, you could see its true color, a glorious dark green, It was the color of the ocean itself. Now he was awake and had coughed up the last thing he had eaten. The banner of the Eighth Legion with its pathetic ribbon still waving bravely. He was using it as a toothpick and the eagle was proving very useful in unraveling those irritating bits of meat that get stuck between your six-meter back teeth the first person to discover the dragons was the bad breath the brusque who went out very early to check how his nets had fared in the storm he glanced at the beach hurriedly to the chief's house and we woke him up we have a problem he said bad breath what do you mean by a problem stoic burst out the vast stoic had not slept at all he had stayed awake worrying about what kind of father put his precious laws before the life of his son, but then what kind of son would fail in the precious laws that his father had admired and believed in all his life when the Stoic of the morning had made the astonishing decision toreverse the solemn pronouncement he had made on the beach and banish Hiccup and the other boys, I am weak in the weak part of me, Stoic said to himself sadly, squid-faced, the terrible one would have banished his son in the blink of an eye, mouthy. knob would have positively enjoyed it, what does that matter with me should I be banished?
Myself and no doubt that's what Mogadon the idiot is going to suggest. All in all, Stoick was in no state to deal with any more problems. There are a couple of giant dragons in Long Beach. He said bad breath. Tell them to leave. Stuart said. you tell them bad breath said stoic stomped off to the beach he came back again looking very thoughtful did you tell them he asked bad breath say so said stuart the biggest dragon ate the smallest one i didn't like to interrupt i think i'll call a court martial on them hooligans and idiots woke up that morning to the terrible sound of big drums summoning them to a war council that is only used in times of terrible crises hiccup woke up with a start he had barely slept at all toothless who had gotten into bed with hiccups The night before he was nowhere to be seen and the bed was stone cold, so he had obviously been gone for some time.
Hiccup hurriedly put on his clothes, they had dried overnight and were so hard from the salt that it was like putting on a shirt and leggings made of wood, he wasn't sure what he was supposed to do since this was the morning. in which he was supposed to go into exile. He followed everyone else into the great hall, the idiots had spent the night there anyway because it hadn't been time. time to camp on the way he ran into fishlegs he looked like he slept as badly as hiccup his glasses were crooked what's going on asked hiccup fishlegs shrugged where is Horuko asked hiccup fishlegs shrugged Hiccup again looked at the crowd making their way into the great hall and noticed that there were usually no house dragons in sight, they were never far from the heels and shoulders of their masters, barking, growling and taunting each other, there was something slightly sinister in his disappearance, no one else had noticed There was a tremendous murmur of excitement and such a crush of enormous Vikings that not all of them could enter the great hall and there was a great jumble of barbarians shouting and pushing each other outside, Stoic asked for silence.
I have called you here today, Stuart boomed, because we have a problem on our hands. A rather large dragon is sitting on the long beach. The crowd was not very impressed. They were expecting a more important crisis. Mogadon expressed general disapproval. "Frightful mortal danger," said Mogadon in astonishment, "we have been summoned here at a horribly early hour. Mogadon had not slept well on the stone floor of the great hall with only his helmet as a pillow, only because of a dragon. I hope you are not losing your stoic control." he sneered hoping that he “This is no ordinary dragon,” said Stuart, this dragon is huge, huge, astonishingly vast.
He had never seen anything like it. This is more of a mountain than a dragon. Not having seen Dragon Mountain, the Vikings were not impressed. They were used to commanding the dragons on the dragon said Stuart of course must be moved but it's a very big dragon we should make wrinkled old man you are the thinker of the tribe you flattered me stoic said wrinkled old man who seemed quite amused by the whole thing It is a sea dragon giganticus maximus and a particularly large one, I would say very cruel, very intelligent, voracious appetite, but I think there is early Icelandic poetry, not large reptiles.
Professor Yobesh is the Viking expert on the subject of dragons, perhaps you should consult his book on the subject, of course, Stuart said how. to train your dragon, right? I think that loudmouth ruined that same book from the airheaded public library. He gave a mischievous look at Mogadon, the airhead, this is an outrage, Mogadon boomed, that book has airhead properties. I demand his immediate return or I will. declare war on the spot oh, put a plug in mogadon said stuart with soapy librarians like yours what can you expect? the scary furry librarian blushed a delicate pink and shook himself in his size 18 shoes, baggy pump, pass me the fireplace book, he shouted stoic, baggy tramp.
He stretched out one of his big octopus arms and picked up the book from the shelf, he threw it over the heads of the crowd and Stoick caught it with great joy, morale was high Stoick bowed before the hordes and handed the book to Bobo Bobo boobo boobo yelled the crowd it was the loudmouth's moment of triumph a crisis demands a hero and he knew he was the man for the job his chest swelled with self-importance oh, it was nothing actually he bellowed modestly a bit of basic theft and all keeps me in practice the crowd hissed like sea serpents as gobber cleared his throat how to train your dragon announced gobber solemnly paused and yelled at him there was another pause and said stuart yelled at him and that was it said gobber yelled at him there's nothing there about the sea dragons giganticus maximus in particular asked gobber stoick looked at the book again not as such said gobber just a little bit about yelling at him really hmm said stoick it's short isn't it?
I've never noticed it before but that's short brief but to the point he added hastily as the god vikings thanked thor for our experts now said stoic and his most boss like form the sunset is such a huge dragon vast interrupted wrinkled old man happily gigantic stupendously huge five times bigger than the great blue whale the cliffs shout at the same time, what are we shouting?, he asked the vagabond something briefly and to the point, go away, Stoick said, the tribes of the airheads and the hooligans. They gathered atop the cliffs of the long beach and looked down at the incredibly vast snake spread out on the sand, smacking its lips as it devoured the last few bites of its unfortunate companion.
It was so big that it seemed unlikely that it could be alive until you saw it move like an earthquake or a trick of the eye. There are times when size really matters. Hiccup thought to himself. And this is one of those dragons. They are vain creatures. cruel and immoral as I said, this is all very well when they are much smaller than you, but when the evil nature of a dragon is multiplied into something the size of a hillside, how do you handle it?, gobber, the burp gave a He stepped forward to lead the shouts as the most respected shouter among them, his entire chest. swelled with pride one one two three four hundred Viking voices shouted as one left and added for good measure the Viking war cry the Viking war cry was designed to cool the blood of Viking enemies at the start of battle it is an electrifying cry horrific that begins by imitating the furious scream of a predator which then turns into the scream of pure terror of the victim and ends with a horrifyingly realistic imitation of death gurgles while choking on its own blood.
It's a scary noise at best, but it screams. in total for 400 barbarians at 8 in the morning it was enough to make the mighty thor drop his hammer and whimper like a baby there was an impressive silence the mighty dragon then turned his powerful head in their direction there were 400 He gasped when a couple evil yellow eyes the size of six tall men narrowed to slits. The dragon opened its mouth and let out a sound so loud and so terrifying that four or five seagulls passing by fell dead on the spot. noise that made the Viking war cry seem like the weak cry of a newborn baby in comparison, it was a terrible otherworldly alien noise that promised death and no mercy and all the horrible there was another stunning silence with a delicate movement of its claw that the dragon passed through.
Bogota's tunic and pants from head to toe, as if he were peeling fruit, Bogota gave a very unheroic cry of indignation, modesty, the dragon placed the same claw upright in front of Goberto the belch and threw him like a ball of spit far above the heads of the Vikings. and over the walled fortifications of the village, the dragon put his huge old cracked claw to his reptilian lips and blew a kiss to the Vikings. The kiss cut through the sky and directly hit the Stoic and Mogadon ships that survived the storm and were rocking. In the safety of hooligan harbor, all 50 simultaneously burst into flames, the Vikings fled that cliff as fast as their 800 legs could carry them.
Gobber the Burp was lucky enough to land on the roof of his own house in the deep layers of soggy grass. They cushioned his fall as he passed through them and he ended up sitting completely naked in his own chair in front of the fire dazed but unharmed, okay then? Stoick said to 400 Vikings who suddenly looked scared but tremendously excited, so shouting doesn't work. They had gathered again in the center of the village and since our fleet is out of action, we have no way to escape from the island. Stoick continued what we need. Now he said trying to sound like he was aware of the situation, like someone would go and ask the monster if he comes in peace or war, I'll go to the loud mouth volunteer who met them at that moment still determined to be the hero of At the time I was trying to sound noble and dignified, but it's very hard to be truly dignified with grass in your hair and wearing your cousin Agatha's dress, which was the only thing Gobber could find to wear around the house.
Speak? Dragons, Gobber asked Stoic in surprise, well, no loudmouth admitted that no one here speaks the age of the dragon, it is forbidden by order of the Stoics, the vast ones who hear his name and tremble, ugh, dragons are inferior creatures to the ones We shouted, the dragons could outdo themselves if we talked to them, the dragons are tricksters and we have to keep them. Instead, Hiccup can talk to dragons, Fishlegs said very quietly from the middle of the crowd, Fishlegs whispered, Hiccup desperately poking his friend in the ribs, Well, you can boldly say Fishlegs. , can't you see that this is your chance to be a hero and us? "We're all going to die anyway, so you might as well take it.
Hiccup can talk to dragons. Fishlegs yelled really loud. In fact, Hiccup said. Gobber burps. Hooks. Stuart said. They've asked. Yeah. Damn. Up "Old man said. Little wrinkled child. Red hair. Freckles. You were leaving. to exile him this morning the wrinkled old man looked stern so that the blood of the tribes would not weaken remember your son hiccup I know who hiccup is thank you wrinkled old man said stoic the vast awkward does anyone know where it is? Hook up come ahead, looks like you could be useful after all, the wrinkled old man muttered to himself, here it is, they yell at him fish legs, they pat Hiccup on the back.
Hiccup began to squirm through the crowd until someone noticed him and dragged him up and over everyone's heads and put him down in front of Stoick hitch said Stoick it's true you can talk to dragons Hiccup nodded Stoick coughed uncomfortably this is an embarrassing situation I know we were about to banish you from the tribe however if you do what I ask I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say you can consider yourself not banished we are in terrible danger and no one else in this room can speak with dragon ease. Would you go to this monster and ask him if he comes in peace or war?
Hiccup said nothing stoic coughed again can you talk to me said Stuart I have banished you so the exile is over then it's father that's hiccup if I go and kill myself talking to this beast from hell I will be considered heroic enough to join the tribe from Hooligans Stuart looked more embarrassed than ever, absolutely said okay and then said hiccup, I'll do it. 12. The Green Death It's one thing to approach a primal nightmare when you're part of a crowd of 400 people, and quite another to do it on your own hiccups. He had to force himself to put one foot in front of the other.
Stoic He offered to send a guard of his better soldiers, but Hiccup preferred to go alone, less chance of someone doing something heroic and stupid, he said, although this is the part of the story that bards tend to focus on as the part where Hiccup was particularly heroic. He disagreed that it is much easier to be brave when you know you have no other choice. Hiccup knew in his heart that the monster intended to kill them all anyway, so he didn't have much to lose, but he was still sweating as he looked over the edge of the cliff, there below him was the incredibly large dragon that filled the beach.
He seemed to be asleep, but an eerie singing came from the direction of his belly. The song was something like this. Look at me, great destroyer as I sit. for lunch the keller whales are tasty because they have a lot of crunch the great white sharks are delicious but here's a little tip those tiny pointy teeth can give a nasty bite oh ohI thought hiccup, he can sing with his mouth closed hiccup, he almost jumped he took off his leggings when the dragon opened his two crocodile eyes and spoke directly to him why so strange did the dragon say that he seemed to be amused a dragon with his eyes closed is not necessarily asleep, so it follows that a dragon with its mouth closed is not necessarily singing everything is not what it seems the noise you hear is not me at all that my hero is the sound of a sung dinner a sung dinner echoed hiccup remembering quickly that you should never look into the eyes of a large malevolent dragon like this.
He fixed his gaze firmly on one of the dragon's claws. Instead, this was a mistake, as Hiccup suddenly realized that the dragon was holding captive a sheep's head that was beating pathetically under a massive claw. He pretended to allow one of them to escape and leave the poor. The animal practically reached the safety of the rocks, then grabbed him by the wool with a delicate pincer movement and threw him high into the air. This was a trick Hiccup had often done, but now with the blackberries the dragon threw back its great head and the woolly speck fell into the terrible jaws which closed behind it with a loud crash and a horrible crunching sound was heard as it chewed.
As he swallowed the unfortunate sheep, the dragon saw Hiccup looking at him in fascinated horror and brought his ridiculously huge head closer. To the boy, Hiccup nearly fainted as his offensive dragon breath spilled out in a sickening yellow-green vapor, it was the stench of death itself, a deep, dizzying stench of decaying matter, rotting haddock heads and sweaty whale, shark long dead and desperate souls. A foul vapor coiled around the boy in repellent coils and warmed up to his nose until he coughed and sputtered. Some people say that you should debone a sheep before eating it. They mock the dragon confidentially, but I think it adds a nice touch. crunch to what would otherwise be a slightly soggy meal the dragon belched the belch came out as a perfect loop of fire that rose through the air like a ring of smoke and landed on the heather surrounding hiccup setting him alight so that for a moment he was standing right in the middle of a circle of bright green flames, the heather was wet however and the fire burned only for a few moments and then died out.
Oops, the dragon laughed evilly, forgive me, a little party trick, then placed a gigantic claw against the edge. from the cliff that Hiccup was standing over the humans however the dragon continued thoughtfully the humans really should be filleted the spine in particular can be very ticklish as it goes down the throat as the dragon spoke he extended his claws the claws slowly emerging from the thick stumps of His fingers rising until they looked like nothing more than giant razors six feet wide and 20 feet long with points on the end like a surgeon's scalpel, removing the human spine as delicate work.
Dragon hissing is unpleasant, but one I'm particularly good at. small incision on the back of the neck he gestured towards Hiccup's neck a quick downward movement and then pulled it out it's practically painless to me the dragon's eyes lit up with the purest pleasure Hiccup was thinking very fast in fact there is no nothing like staring death in the face to speed up your thoughts, what did he know about dragons that could work against an invincible monster like this? He could see the dragon motivation page he had written in his mind gratitude dragons are never grateful fear clearly desperate greed is not a good idea to appeal At this particular moment, vanity and revenge could be useful, but he couldn't understand how that left the jokes and riddles.
This dragon seemed a little hotheaded by the jokes, but from the way he spoke, he clearly imagined himself to be a bit of a philosopher. Maybe Hiccup could buy some time if he engaged him in an enigmatic conversation. "I've heard of singing for your dinner," said Hiccup, "but what is a singing dinner?" "a good question," the dragon said in surprise, "an excellent question, in fact, he drew back his claws and hiccups are relieved." It's been a long time since dinner has shown such intelligence. They are usually too tied up in their own little lives to bother with the really important questions.
Now let me think, said the dragon as he thought that he had forked a protesting sheep. on the tip of a claw and then chewed it reflexively hiccup, I regretted the sheep but I was deeply grateful that it was not him who disappeared down the reptile's voracious throat, how can I put it to a brain much smaller and less intelligent than mine? is that in a sense we are all having dinner walking talking breathing dinners that's what we are take for example you are about to be eaten by me so that makes you dinner that's obvious but even a murderous carnivore like I will be dinner for worms someday.
We are all snatching precious moments from the peaceful jaws of time, the dragon said happily, that is why it is so important, he continued throughout the meal singing as beautifully as possible, he gestured towards his stomach from where the singing voice could still be heard, although further. and more feebly humans may be blind, but if you have some soul on hand, a little brine will give them a divine flavor. That particular dinner party said that the dragon you hear singing now was a dragon quite a bit smaller than me but very proud of itself. I ate. him about half an hour ago it's not that cannibalism I take it's delicious said the dragon besides you can't call an artist like me a cannibal he sounded a little exasperated now you're very rude for such a small person what do you want? small dinner I have come said hiccup to know if you come in peace or in war oh peace I think the dragon said I am going to kill you although he added we all asked hiccup first you said the dragon kindly and then everyone else when I took a short nap and regained my appetite .
It takes me a little while to fully wake up from the sleep coma, but it's also unfair. I said hiccup, why do you eat everyone just because you're bigger than everyone else? That's how it is. of the world said the dragon furthermore you will find that you come closer to my point of view once you are inside me that is the wonderful thing about digestion but where are my manners let me introduce myself I am the green death what is your name dinner little hiccup horrible haddock said hiccup and the most extraordinary thing happened as hiccup was saying his name the green death shivered as if a sudden wind had made him shiver neither the green death nor hiccup noticed um the green death said i'm sure i've heard that name somewhere before but It's quite complicated, so I'll call you little dinner now little dinner before we eat, tell me your problem, my problem, take the ass, that's right, said the dragon, why can't I be more like me? father problem its hard to be a hero problem your slob would be a better boss than me problem i have helped many dinners problems in some way facing a really big problem how i seem to put everything else in proportion let me understand this said hiccup, You know all about me and my father not being a hero and all I can see, things like that, said the green death modestly, and you want me to tell you my problems and then you're going to eat me, we're back in the starting over. quote the green death we will all be eaten at some point you can earn some extra time although if you are a smart little crab stick some remains of the burning the green death suddenly yawned I am quite tired he said You are a smart little crab stick, you left me talking for years and the dragon yawned again.
I'm too tired to eat you right now. You'll have to come back in a couple of hours and I'll tell you how to deal with it. your problem then I have a feeling I can help you and the terrible monster actually fell asleep this time and snored louder its great claws relaxed and opened and the remaining sheep, with their woolly sides trembling with terror, climbed over the top of the terrible claws. and he ran up the cliff path, he stared thoughtfully at the dragon for a second, then he walked slowly back across the heather towards the village, everyone cheered when he came through the gates, they picked him up at shoulder height and set him down. in front of his father, well, son, Stuart said.
Does the beast come in peace or war? He says he comes in peace. Hiccup said. There were great cheers and heavy footsteps. Hiccup raised his hand for silence. It's still going to kill us. 13. When screaming doesn't work, the dragon. They slapped me while the court-martial argued over what to do next. “I am going to write a strongly worded letter to Professor Yobesh,” Stuart said. They have asked that this book needs many more words to tell you what to do if screaming doesn't work. work that shows how crusading he was he never wrote a letter if he could help it stoic in fact he was really nervous for the first time in his life this is what you get for not following the law he thought to himself if he had banished the boys last night like i should have done they wouldn't be here to die with the rest of us i should have put my trust in thor mogad in the meat head he hadn't yet realized the seriousness of the situation he thought it was a matter of building some kind of machine of a megaphone to make the yale sound bigger a gigantic dragon just needs a gigantic scream he said we already tried it oh plankton brain said Stuart who are you calling plankton brain demanded mogadon and they went mustache to mustache like a pair of angry walruses hiccup sighed and left the town, I had the feeling that the adults wouldn't come up with anything devilishly clever to surprise them with.
He was followed by not only Fishlegs but all the rookies from both the hooligan and the airhead tribes. They stood around Hiccup in a semicircle, so Hiccup said bully, meathead, what are we going to do now? "So what do you mean by asking Hiccup," the oaf of a brat Crossley demanded? You're not going to ask the useless people to get us out of This disaster is you, he just made us all fail the final initiation test. We were about to be banished and eaten by cannibals, all because of him. He can't even control a dragon the size of an earwig.
Can you talk to dragons? then Snotlout Face asked Fishlegs, I'm pleased to say I can't say Snotlout with dignity, well, shut up, then said Fishlegs, Snotlout grabbed Fishlegs by the arm and started to twist. No one, but no one, tells the snotty-faced Snotlout to shut up. the meat head, grabbed Snotlout by the shirt and lifted him off the ground. Your dragon goddess failed as much as hers. I didn't notice anyone's dragon sitting and begging like a good boy in the middle of that dragon fight. Be quiet. or I will tear off a limb of the lemon and feed you to the gulgia, limpet with a seaweed brain and a winking heart that eats pig, oaf looked into the bully's stern little eyes, shut up, the bully dropped it and wiped his hands with disdain on his robe anyway said my father was in the bully that stupid council of elders I also hiccup what can a father put his stupid laws before his son's life and what kind of stupid test was that anyway?
If we save all those stupid people from a real dragon like this, maybe they'll let us into his stupid tribe after all. Well, well thought out, hiccup, this is a change from the books, maybe the dragon was right and he's going to help me with my problem. It's hard to be a hero before it eats me, of course. a solo meeting with the green death and here were 19 young barbarians, most of them much bigger, tougher and tougher than Hiccup, looking at Hiccup expectantly to tell them what to do. Hiccup stood on his tiptoes and tried to look like a hero, okay, said Hiccup, I need some time to think give the boy some space here shouted bully pushing everyone else back he removed a rock so he would have hiccups to sit on.
You just think as much as you need boyo said bully this is a situation that needs a lot of thought and I have the feeling that you are the only one here who can do it. Anyone who can have a 20-minute conversation with a winged shark the size of a planet and come out alive is a better thinker than me. bully the knucklehead shouted silently bully hiccup is thinking hiccup thought and thought after about half an hour bully said whatever you're thinking to get rid of that monster better job for both of you there's another dragon ass taking over bully I noticed I went to the highest point and I saw it while you were chatting with the big green, okay, said hiccup, that's good news, actually, let's see the new horror, the path to the highest point was full of scallop shells and bones of dolphins thrown by the gigantic. storm on the way they even passed the wreck of one of Stoke's favorite ships, the pure adventure lost at sea seven years earlier and now perched madly on a rock three-quarters of the way up Burke's largest hill , once you were right at the top.
It was possible to see most of the Burke coastline and the sea surrounding you on all sides, right at theAt the other end of the island, a dragon completely filled an undockable cove and spilled over the sides. He was resting his huge, evil chin on the cliff like a big pillow. plumes of purple smoke billowed from his snoring nostrils. It was another gigantic sea dragon maximus, this time a glorious dark purple and, if anything, a little bigger than the Long Beach one, the purple death, I guess, Hiccup whispered shakily, this is just what Are you sure? that there are no more bullies?
He laughed a little hysterically. I think they're just the two nightmare killing machines. Two is not enough for you. There at the highest point, Hiccup outlined his plan of action. It was devilishly clever, although we are a little desperate. It's not big enough to fight these dragons, Hiccup said, but they can fight each other. We have to make them very angry with each other. We hooligans will focus on the green death and you will encounter heads who will deal with the purple death. "The only thing we'll need is our own dragons who seemed to have disappeared," Hiccup said, "so we better start calling them." They began calling for their dragons as loudly as they dared and then even louder because there was no response.
The 20 dragons that belonged to the rookies were missing. In fact, far from all, they had reconciled after the fight with the dragon and were now hiding in a patch of swampy fern about a hundred meters from where the children were at the highest point, they were crouching like giant cats in the fern. The evil eyes glowing now were so exactly the shade of a clump of ferns that they seemed to have completely melted into the swamp. If you had been a rabbit or a deer you wouldn't have noticed them until you felt the claws on your back and the hot fire on your neck they had been following the boys for a while so they whispered fire worm our tongue flickering threateningly what do we do now then The power is changing on this island The masters will not be masters much longer They are trapped like lobsters in a pot We are not We can fly whenever we want We obey or defect The dragons are not the type of creatures to support a loser no matter what we do He growled shining claw let's do this quickly my wings are freezing we could kill the boys now and take them as an offering to the new master sea slug suggested with a grunt of greedy delight what that green devil on the beach said placidly horuko i don't like the way he looks she has too much appetite we could meet as the next offering we fly then said bright claw and the others murmured their agreement silence hissed fireworm these islands are dangerous she scoffed we could fly from one danger straight into the mouth of another I say we obey until we are safe that they have lost when that time comes, I will give the signal for us to desert and so, as if from nowhere, fireworm and sea slug, hideous cow, murderous bright claw, alligator and all the other dragons flew out of their hiding place and came circling slowly to the highest landing point.
Into each child's outstretched arm, finally came Toothless complaining horribly, the dragons hiccupped and he explained the fiendishly clever plan 14 the fiendishly clever plan the dragons protested a little but the children yelled at them to line up, all except Toothless who flatly refused to join, yes. Yeah, you gotta be kidding me, the little dragon sneered. I refuse to go near a sea dragon as gigantic as Maximus. Those things are dangerous. I'll stay here and watch you all hiccup. He didn't even get his own dragon to carry out his pathetic plan and this is the person you trust to get you out of this mess said dog breath the brain oh shut up chorus brat the rest of the boys hiccup sighed and gave up Okay then , toothless, stay here and you'll miss all the fun.
Now I want everyone to go to the place where the seagulls nest and collect as many bird feathers as you can for the feather bombs. The birds' feathers mocked. The weakling thinks you can fight an animal like with bird feathers cold steel is the only language a creature like that will understand dragons are prone to asthma explained hiccup is all they do to breathe fire smoke reaches his lungs then you think this monster is going to die of asthma then and there, because of a few feather bombs, why not just feed him fried herring and see if he dies of a heart attack in 20 years or something So?
I won't kill anyone along the way Snotlout Snotlout I'm going to need to train the fireworm and the assassin in what they have to say Hiccup continued I'm not going to put my dragon at risk in this crazy plan Snotlout said oh yeah, you're a hissy bully. through the sand. teeth brandishing a huge fist towards brat this guy is a pain in the ass hiccup I don't know how you put up with it listen to the characteristics of snot by some miracle you have a reasonable dragon get that dragon to do what hiccup wants or he will give me great pleasure kicking you personally to the point of the porpoise and vice versa, all right, then said Snotlout Crossley, but don't blame me when they roast us all for the useless crazy idea.
Hiccup supervised the making of the feather bombs the boys gathered. large armfuls of feathers from the seagull's nesting place, then they stole every material they could find, spectacled toads, diaper eater, pajamas, raided the knucklehead's store, valhalla, branch holder, anything they could get, The adults were too busy consulting with each other to take notes, Snotlout perked up a little because he could show off his superior skill in theft. He managed to steal Baggy Vago's panties while he was standing in a group discussing a plan of action. Baggy Bomb didn't even notice when he reached out a furry hand to absentmindedly scratch his big butt.
He was too busy talking about bigger and better methods to shout. The boys then wrapped the feathers in the material so that they would fly away when they dropped the bomb. Each team of ten. The boys were armed with about a hundred of these feather bombs wrapped in a large package made from an old candle. Hiccup led the hooligans towards the long beach while the bullies took the airheads to a cove impossible to disembark. The thin column of boys chatted excitedly as they set off. behind hiccup, warty, clueless pig, dragging the sail in the back, the dragons circling and diving a couple of feet above their heads, the Vikings are practically fearless, since they were bred to be soldiers, so that even hiccups and fish legs are a rush of excitement at the thought of battle. come, but as soon as the monster appeared again, the children and dragons instantly fell face down and writhed forward with their hearts pounding, there was no way that anything could be, that great hiccup took them as close as they dared.
At the edge of the cliff that surrounded the long beach, they looked at the terrible creature snoring in front of them. Its nostrils alone were as large as six front doors, and the stench it emitted made it difficult for children to breathe. Warty pig who had always had a delicate stomach vomited disgustingly into the heather hiccup fish legs and without a clue he unwrapped the feather bombs and gave one to each child the children called the dragons as softly as they could and each one put one feather bomb into their dragon's mouth and then stood on the edge of the cliff with their dragons in their outstretched arms, this required about the same amount of bravery it would take to jump off a mountain at a thousand feet, even with the monster Deep asleep, the natural reaction was to stay hidden among the ferns.
Hiccup tried not to. He inhaled, raised his arm to give the command to start, whoa, he whispered hiccup, whoa, the children shouted and ten dragons flew and circled around the huge sleeping head just as the green death inhaled hiccup shouted now and the dragons dropped the bombs. of feathers. the green death breathed a sigh that was half air half feathers he woke up with a gigantic sneeze and while he shuddered and coughed fireworm that stepped on the air near his right ear he gave a speech that was something like that but much more irritating greetings oh dragon sailor like my father's pusal pusilanimus minimus the terror of the seas wants to feast on the barbarians and if you get in his way he will feast on you swimming, little sea slug and you will be safe, but stay in this island and you will feel the sharpness of its claws and the fierceness of its fire.
The giant monster tried to laugh sarcastically and cough at the same time, but this is practically impossible and a feather fell in the opposite direction making him cough even more, then the fireworm bit him. The nose must have felt like a flea bite, but the monster was indignant through watery eyes, the green death hit this irritating dragon, the flea and the mist, a giant claw knocked down part of the cliff instead of the nine other dragons had done so at that time. They went back to collect more feather bombs from the guys on the cliffs, they didn't scream hiccups and in a split second they let their bombs fly, they hit their target in the nostrils of green death and he clapped his hands coughing again, you can't win, puny worm, raw fire worm, squirm back to the sea where you belong and let my master dine now the green death was really angry he jumped sideways behind the fire worm trying to push away this irritating little dragon speck with his claws but the green death of the same kind of difficulty in catching Fireworm as you might have done if you tried to catch a blue bottle with your bare hands.
Dragons are better than humans at that type of game, but the green death kept failing because its eyes were watering so much that it failed again. She taunted the gun with great amusement and she fluttered just out of reach of the green death's claws, the green death took another wild leap towards her as the fire worm flew around the corner of the cliffs directing the monster in the direction of a cove impossible to land. Hiccup and the boys ran after them as fast as they could. but they had no hope of running any further through the heather, no different to running through a knee-deep stream and they kept disappearing knee-deep into the bog as the firefighter, the monster, moved further and further into the water. his career along the coast.
It takes longer and longer for the other dragons to fly back to the children and return with more feather bombs. The military commanders among you will recognize the type of problems that arise when the supply line can no longer reach the forces on the front lines. In the end, it was taking so long. It took him a while to recharge that there came a time when there were no more feathers tickling the green death's nostrils and his eyes stopped crying and suddenly he could see the maddening fire worm point clearly, the green death made a lightning reflection. and it struck the red dragon and caught it with a gigantic claw.
It was lucky for the fireworm that at that very moment the purple death crashed into the corner and hit the green death hard in the stomach, her grip loosening. with the firearm for a second and she flew away gasping with relief the green death sat heavily in the sea and struggled to breathe the purple death did the same 15. the battle on death's head promontory as he hiccupped and his team had been enraging the green Death's thug and his team had been enraging the Purple Death. The two monsters collided with each other when they met at the corner of the Death's Head promontory.
One of the fireworm's wings broke in two places due to her experience in the clutches of the Green Death, but she flew away bravely. He stepped back and spoke his last speech in his ear as he sat gasping for air in the shallow waters, here they shout to him: "Fire, my master, the purple horror that will tear you limb from limb and spit out your toenails." , and the fireworm flew away crookedly as fast as she did." could with a wing trailing behind her the green death was having a bad day normally a sea dragonist giganticus maximus wouldn't dream of attacking another animal of the same race they avoid fighting each other because they know they are so heavily armed that battle risks to end in death for both of them, however the green death had been attacked and jeered by tiny creatures that had inflamed and outraged his vanity, this creature that seemed to think it was stronger than the green death itself had hit him hard in the chest, the death Green was not thinking too much he left before the purple death with his claws extended breathing great bursts of fire that illuminated the landscape around him like lightning, the land and sea shook in great earthquakes as the two giant monsters rushed like crazy the one against the other cursing the most unrepeatable oaths in dragon relieve the green foot of death destroyedCompletely wrecking the reef in one fell swoop The purple wings of death caused huge landslides that fell from the cliffs of the headlands Now their job was done The Viking boys were fleeing as fast as they could Their eyes bulged in terror in case they one of the dragons survived the fight from time to time they would look back to see how the battle was going with horrible and blood-curdling screams the dragon would cut, bite and tear each other the sea dragon is the best- Defended creature ever have lived on this planet.
Its skin is more than a meter thick in places and is so encrusted with shells and barnacles that it almost has the effect of armor. It is also the most well-armed creature that has ever lived on this planet. Its sharp claws and teeth can tear its own iron crust as if it were made of paper. Now both dragons had terrible wounds and their green blood gushed from them. The green death grabbed the purple death around the neck with a deadly throat choker grip. purple death hugged green death around the chest with a deadly breath extinguish or hug none would let go and the grip of a dragon is a terrible thing they reminded Hiccup of an image on one of his father's shields of two dragons forming a perfect circle As they ate each other, each with a tail in their mouth, the dragons flailed wildly in the waves, choking and suffocating with their eyes, exploding their tails causing such a tidal wave that the children were soaked even though they were wet.
They moved away from the promontory while as fast as they could finally with some last shudders and dark gurgles both powerful beasts lay still in the water there was silence the children stopped running they gasped looking at the motionless beasts in fear the boy's dragons that were flying a little ahead of the The boys also turned and remained still in the air the terrible creatures did not move the boys waited two long minutes while the waves gently lapped the large motionless bodies they are dead said thugs finally the boys began to laugh hysterically now that the terror was over very well done hiccup bully slapped Hiccup on the back but Hiccup looked worried he was squinting and straining to hear something I can't hear anything hiccup said anxiously you can't hear anything because they're dead bully said happily three cheers for a hiccup midway the boys cheering fireworm let out a terrible noise dessert she screeched dessert dessert dessert dessert the head of the green death corpse was slowly rising and turning in her direction uh-oh said hiccup sixteen the diabolically clever plan goes hiccup wrong he had been listening to the death song of the green death but he had not yet sung it the green death was dying but he was not yet dead what he was he was very, very angry in fact, from his bleeding mouth he hissed weakly where is? and then he stood up and hissed a little louder where is he where is the little dinner I knew it I recognized it he was my downfall no wonder the little dinner turned me into a dinner green death itself as the dragon spoke He moved forward slowly and painfully, his eyes fixed on the top of the cliff, where he could see small human beings beginning to run inward again.
The dragon threw back its head and let out a bloodcurdling scream of pure, horrible vengeance, dark and twisting, I'll have dinner. Before I left, the dragon said and jumped forward, he ran, Hiccup shouted, but everyone was already running as fast as they could, in the distance, Hiccup could see 400 warriors from the hooligan and airhead tribes coming towards them. from the highest point they should have. They have wondered about the child's absence and went out to look for them, but they will not arrive in time. They thought they had hiccups and even if they did, what could they do?
At that moment, the dragon landed with a crash on the top of the cliff and suddenly the sun was covered. Twenty children ran towards the shelter of the ferns, the dragon grabbed the nearest one with a claw and turned it around, it was dog's breath when the dragon threw it aside murmuring no you, the other children had disappeared into the ferns , the dragon was sick but he laughed weakly you're not safe there oh no because although I can't see you to kill you I can use my fire the fern caught fire with the dragon's first breath and the boys ran as fast as they could Hiccup stayed a little longer because he knew that the dragon was waiting for him.
Finally the heat became unbearable and he took a deep breath, closed his eyes and ran away. He had run barely a hundred meters when two of the dragon's claws closed around him. his waist and lifted him high so that the other children looked like little specks beneath him, the dragon lifted Hiccup in front of him, we are both dinner, now little dinner, he said and threw Hiccup high in the air as Hiccup gave a mortal jump. for the second time he thought to himself now this really is the worst moment of my life then he was falling he looked down there was the dragon's mouth open like a big black cavernous tunnel into which seventeen was going to fall into the dragon's mouth hiccup fell into the dragon's mouth and its teeth closed behind him like the doors of a prison.
He was falling into complete darkness surrounded by a smell so horrible that he was suffocating. He stopped suddenly when the back of his shirt caught on something and he hiccupped hanging there in the dark swaying gently in a thousand to one chance his shirt had caught on a spear still stuck in the dragon's throat from his feast. Roman Hiccup's foot grazed the wall of what he assumed was the dragon's throat. The dragon's digestive juices stung him like acid and he moved his foot away from him. Hiccup could hear the dragon's large tongue splashing and lashing out at his mouth trying to find Hiccup so it could crush him to death.
He hadn't meant to swallow it whole, a disgusting river of green goo. it dripped down the red, swollen inside of the dragon's throat right in front of where Hiccup was hanging. Yellow-green steam came out of two small holes in the slimy wall every now and then a small explosion sent small flashes of flame coming out of the holes how interesting thought hiccup, who was strangely calm because he couldn't believe this was actually happening, those must be where the fire comes from. Viking biologists had wondered for years where the fire that dragons breathed came from. Some said the lungs, others the stomach.
The first to discover fire holes that are too small to see with the naked eye on a normal-sized dragon far below him. Hiccup could hear the distant rumbling of singing from the dragon's previous meal. A gigantic sea dragon obviously takes a long time to digest. I thought I hiccupped, in fact I was still going strong. Humans may be blind, but if you have some salt on hand, a little brine will make them tasty. The spear was gradually tilting with Hiccup's weight, it was only a matter of time before it broke. and fell to join the windy optimist in the stomach below, what was worse, the fumes, the heat and the smell were beginning to confuse Hiccup, so that he no longer really cared about the terrible noise of the dragon's heartbeat. that had entered Hiccup's chest and forced him.
His own heart must follow the same rhythm that a dragon must live after all, he found himself thinking and then remembered the words the dragon had said to him while he was standing on the top of the cliff. You'll find that you come back to my point of view once you're inside me oh don't think about it hiccup the dragon's digestion is already working I need to live I need to live he repeated to himself over and over trying desperately to block out the dragon's thoughts there was a Horrible crunch as the sturdy Roman spear began to split in two cd4 18 the extraordinary bravery of Toothless and that would have been the end of the hiccups if it had not been for the extraordinary bravery of a certain Dream Toothless Toothless if you remember he had refused to join the battle in the promontory of Death's Head.
He had intended to fly a little way to somewhere along the coast and stay hidden until everything was safe again, but he stayed at the highest point for a while terrorizing the birds and rabbits. He must have been having a really nice time doing this because he didn't hear the approach. of Stoick and all the tribes of hooligans and fools until Stoick grabbed him by the neck while my son asked Toothless Stoic shrugged rudely where is my son Bald Stoic with an impressive scream so loud his ears trembled Toothless Toothless pointed at the Death's Head Promontory Show Me Stoick said grimly under the fierce gaze of the Toothless Stoic.
He fluttered reluctantly towards the Death's Head Promontory followed by the two tribes. They arrived just in time to see the terrible monster launch Hiccup high into the air. and catch it in his mouth like a whale. For the devilishly clever plan that Toothless thought up, he was about to take the opportunity of the Stoic's obvious distraction to sneak away to safety when something stopped him, no one knows what that something was, it was a moment that changed the entire worldview. from the hooligan tribe. For centuries we had believed it was impossible for dragons to consider a selfless thought or generous action, but what Toothless did next is impossible to explain as being in his own self-interest at a time when all of his fellow pet dragons were now flying in somewhere on the inside.
As soon as they heard the cry of the dessert fireworms, those who were hiding in caves or between crevices or crouching in the ferns rose up in a great swarm and abandoned their former masters as fast as their wings could carry them. Wild Dragon Cliff He had left hours before, but something stopped Toothless from flying after them, maybe it was the stoic's heartbreaking, helpless cry of no that made him stop, or maybe somewhere in that self-centered heart of green dragon of his, he really liked hiccups and was grateful for it. the hours he had spent taking care of him not yelling at him telling him jokes and giving him the biggest, juiciest lobsters the dragons are this is selfish he argued toothless to himself the dragons have no heart and no mercy that is what the murmur makes us their survivors However something made him turn around and something made him fold his wings back and fly like a blurry dragon towards the big monster on the tops of the cliffs, which really wasn't the best thing for Toothless, like I said before.
Toothless flew to the monster's left nostril and began to fly. up and down the inside of its nose tickling it with its wings, the sea dragon lunged up and down wrinkling its nose like crazy and bellowing the creature stuck its large claw up its nose in a disgusting manner and tried to pull out the flea that tickled him. irritating him toothless didn't get out of the way of the claw in time and scratched his chest, he barely felt it although he was very excited and continued to tickle him despite dodging the dragon's probing claw, the sea dragon bellowed while he hiccupped. being thrown back and forth inside the dragon's throat as it shook its head back and forth, desperately trying to hold on to the spear that was in danger of coming off at any second bite, the dragon finally sneezed and hiccupped at the toothless spear. and a large amount of perfectly disgusting snot was scattered across the surrounding field.
Toothless remembered as he shot through the air that children can't fly, folded his wings and launched after Hiccup, who was quickly heading towards the ground. Toothless grabbed Hiccup by the arm. and tried to bear the weight of it. The dragon's claws are extraordinarily strong and he was able to break Hiccup's fall, not completely, but enough so that when Hiccup crashed into the heather, he was traveling reasonably slowly. Stoick frantically dashed across the grass, picked up his son, and faced him. The monster holding his shield over Toothless Hiccup's unconscious body hid behind Stoick. The Green Death had recovered from his sneezing attack.
He crawled forward, bleeding horribly from the fatal wounds in his chest and throat. He lowered his terrible head until he was at the surface. level of the top of a cliff and his evil yellow eyes looked straight at the stoic moment to die for us all the green death purred you can't save his life now you know you're quite helpless my fire will melt that shield like butter the green death opened the mouth slowly took a deep breath stoic tried to grab pieces of heather to hold them tight but the hiccup and toothless stoic were slowly but surely being dragged towards the gigantic black tunnel that was the open jaws of the monster green death paused for a moment before returning to burst, enjoying his terror, this is what happens if you don't listen to the dragon's law, Toothless screeched to himself in horror as he looked over the side of the cloak.Stoically, the monster puffed out his cheeks and stoic and toothless waited for the flames to consume them but no fire came out.
The green death seemed very surprised. He puffed out his cheeks and blew a little harder and again there was no fire. He tried one more time and now Its head seemed to be spinning in a strange purplish manner with the effort of blowing and it seemed to swell more and more as if it were being pumped with air from the inside. The monster had no idea what was happening. It writhed wildly and its eyes were widening. more and more until with an explosion that could be heard for hundreds of miles in all directions the green death exploded right in front of their eyes.
This may seem like some kind of miracle or an intervention on the part of the gods, but in fact there was an explanation. logic when hiccup was hanging from the sea dragon's throat desperately repeating I need to live I need to live to himself he had taken off his helmet and plugged the horns as hard as he could into the fire holes it fit perfectly so when the dragon tried he used his fire , the blockage caused a buildup of pressure that eventually grew so much that the green death simply exploded now there were pieces of dragon flying in every direction stoic and toothless were incredibly lucky to not be hit by anything that was as close to the explosion as they were no more As a single eight-foot-long fiery dragon tooth, one of the monster's smallest, exploded straight toward Hiccup.
The boy had been dragged out of the shelter of the Stoic's shield by inhaling the monster's breath and was now lying on the ground a few times. standing in front of Stoic and toothless Stoic fully exposed caught the movement of the tooth out of the corner of his eye and threw himself and his shield forward only a Viking could have gotten there in time shoot woodcock with bow and arrow develops very quickly reflexes so Stoics the shield saved Hiccup's life after all, if it hadn't been there the tooth would have impaled Hiccup like a shrimp on a stick as it was, it buried itself deep, very deep into the bronze center of the shield and shuddered. there, burning with green.
The sharp flames of the stoic dragon raised the shield terrified that the tooth might have impaled his son, but Hiccup was unharmed, his eyes were open and he was listening for something, he was listening for a strange sound that seemed to come from the burning tooth itself. . It was the sound of a ringing, hissing song like the wind blowing through coral tombs and it was something like I tell the great blue and powerful whale that his life will end soon with a flick of this armored tail I turned off the sun and the moon the winds and the gales tremble when I begin to roar the waves themselves tremble and tremble back to the shore listen said hiccup happily just before passing out dinner is singing 19. hiccup how useful the 400 vikings who were now gathered on the tops of the cliffs went crazy cheering for Hiccup and Toothless, they were a strange barbaric sight, all covered in disgusting snot and green dragon slime, but smiling and shouting with the savage delight of those who had just been saved from certain death.
All around them, the terrible fight that had just taken place devastated them. Choking green and gray smoke hung over the landscape, making it difficult to see, but large chunks of the Calavera promontory seemed to have been torn away by the fighting. Avalanches of rocks piled up on the beach. On the beach lay the terrible mountainous corpse of the Purple Death. Chunks of deeper inland water and the bones of the green death were scattered all over the place, while large sections of the heather and ferns were still ablaze. However, by some extraordinary miracle, almost all of the Vikings and their dragons had survived the terrible battle.
I see almost all of them because when Toothless crawled forward to lick his master's face with a flickering forked tongue, Stoick noticed a gruesome wound on the little dragon's chest that was spilling bright green blood, the green death claw had pierced the heart of the supposedly heartless little one. the toothless dragon followed stoic's gaze and looked down for the first time, he let out a terrified screech and passed out two days later, hiccup woke up in all the pain and very, very hungry, it was late at night, he was lying down in Stoick's big bed. The room seemed to be full of people, Stoick was there and Valhalla-rama and wrinkled old men and fish legs and most of the elders of the tribe there were dragons there too, newt breath and fangs biting and biting around Stoick's legs. and a horrified cow perched.
At the end of Hiccup's bed, the dragons had returned as soon as they heard the explosion and realized that the teachers of Berk were teachers once again, being dragons, they had given no explanation for their disappearance, but they were gracious. to look a little embarrassed. alive shouted stoic and triumphant and everyone started cheering valhalla rama gave hiccup a hard punch on the shoulder which is the viking mother's equivalent of a really big hug we're all here said valhalla rama wishing you'd wake up hiccup sat up straight on in bed suddenly wide awake but they're not all here he said where is he toothless everyone seemed furtive and no one was looking hiccup stoic cleared his throat awkwardly sorry son Stuart said but he didn't survive he died only a few hours ago the rest of the tribe is telling him giving a hero's funeral at this very moment is a great honor.
Stewie continued. He will hardly be the first dragon to receive a proper Viking burial. How did you know he was dead? Hiccup demanded, Stoic, he looked surprised, "Well, you know, the usual, no pulse, no breath, cold as a stone to the touch, he was clearly dead, I'm afraid, oh, honestly, Father," Hiccup said in a frenzy of exasperation, "Don't you know anything?" about dragons that might have been a night coma? good sign probably means he's healing himself oh Thor's whiskers said fish legs they started that funeral half an hour ago we have to stop them they shouted hiccup the dragons are quite resistant to fire they will burn them alive hiccup jumped out of bed with amazing energy under the circumstances he ran out of the room and out of the house closely followed by fish legs and the horrified cow in the hooligan harbor the impressive Viking military funeral ceremony was almost coming to an end it was an incredible sight if Hiccup had been mood for the sky was full of stars, the sea was flat as glass, the entire tribes of hooligans and airheads were gathered motionless on the rocks and each person carried a lit torch in one hand, even the snotty oaf was there trying to look solemn with his helmet. head out of respect and his hair carefully brushed, goodbye to the winged newt, he was whispering lightly to the dog's breath of the brain and the dog's breath laughed, it serves him for breaking the law, the fireworm mocked the slug of sea ​​who was picking his nose with dog's breath.
On the shoulder, a replica of a Viking ship had been launched into the sea and was speeding away from the island of Berk along the path of the moon's reflection past the strange shapes of Stoick and Mogadon's burned fleet. Hiccup could barely see the small toothless body. Lying in the boat beside him lay the Stoic shield the dragon's tooth still stuck in it like a gigantic alien sword the burp sounded a sad signal on his horn he was now fully recovered after his unexpected flight poor 26 of the best Stoic archers in Standing at attention to the right of the port they raised their bows in the air each bow was loaded with a flaming arrow no he shouted hiccup with the best scream he had ever shouted but it was too late the flaming arrows rose gracefully into the air They landed on the ship and set it on fire.
Some members of the crowd on the shore had turned to look up, wondering who dared to disturb this most solemn of rituals. at each other then they screamed and cheered and shouted his name louder and louder, Snotlout's jaw dropped, he seemed completely disappointed to see Hiccup very much alive and well, Snotlout could almost take hiccups like a dead hero, but a hiccup alive the hero was going to take. Being very much in the way Hiccup was looking at the burning ship. Tears were streaming down his face. The ship tilted and the Stoic shield and tooth fell into the water just as the last piece of the ship was about to slide beneath the waves to be consumed by fire. and water, flames rose about 20 feet into the sky and shot out of those flames, wings spread like a phoenix, trailing fire from its tail like a comet, it went toothless, it rose very high, very high , towards the stars, leaving a path of flames as he flew.
He dove towards the sea and dived at the last minute to the astonished cries of the spectators. Hiccup was eager to feel the pain until Toothless passed low enough over his head that Hiccup could hear the triumphant cry of the little dragon's cock. Whatever the toothless flaws, you have to admire his sense of timing. Common or garden dragons are not typically known for their spectacular flying abilities, but even a flaming common or garden dragon is a spectacle in itself. Toothless burned into the night sky like a living being. fireworks performing fire screams and flaming flips, the crowd that only a moment before expected to mourn the death of both toothless and possibly the hiccups, were now beside themselves cheering hysterically as Toothless showered them with sparks, the fire finally heated up too much for him. and toothless dove into the sea to become extinct only to burst again and fly straight towards Hiccup's shoulder, there he acknowledged the wild applause with solemn bows to the right and left slightly ruining his dignity with the occasional cock of smug self. . -congratulations, stoic signal to the crowd for silence, but only so that the next speech can be delivered at full blast, hooligans and airheads, terrors of the seas, sons of Thor and the most feared dragon masters.
I am honored to introduce you to the newest member. from the hooligan tribe I give you my son, hiccup, useful and the words hiccup, useful, echoed from the hills behind and were shouted again by the cheering crowd and were picked up and carried on the night breeze until the whole world seemed to say to him to hiccup that maybe he was going to be useful after all and that, my friends, that is the difficult path to becoming a hero epilogue of the author hiccup horrendous haddock iii the last of the great viking heroes the story does not end there, of course The 19 boys who entered initiation with me many years ago were allowed to enter the hooligan and meathead tribes as a result of their heroic actions in defeating two giganticus maximus sea dragons in one day.
The battle at Cape Death's Head has become Viking legend and The bards will sing while there are still birds to sing, of course, today there are very few birds left, furthermore, no one has seen a sea dragon as gigantic as Maximus since then and people are already starting to not believe that a creature like that could have done it. Erudite articles have been written suggesting that something so large simply could not have supported its own weight. The dragons that would be my evidence have crawled back into the sea where men cannot follow them and since heroism is so out of fashion today, no one is going to believe what they say. mere word from a hero like me, but the thing about dragons and I'm a person who knows about dragons is that it could very well be that they are simply sleeping down there, in the black depths, there could be countless numbers of them, all frozen.
In a sleeping coma with the unconscious fish swimming in and out of his tentacles and hiding in his claws and laying eggs in his ears there may still come a time when heroes are needed once more, there may still come a time when dragons Come back When that time comes, men will need to know something about how to train them and how to fight them, and I hope that this book will be more useful to the heroes of the future than a certain book of the same name was to me. Years ago it was easy to forget that things like these monsters existed.
Sometimes I forget myself, but then I look up as I am looking now and see in my mind a shield strangely changed by a rich inlay of precious stones. barnacles and cold water corals with an eight-foot tooth sticking out right in the middle. I reach out and the edge of that tooth is still so bitingly sharp after all these years that just a gentle brush of my fingers could send a shower of blood onto these pages and I tilt my head not too close and I'm sure I can hear very, very faintly once I lit the sea with a single breath of fire once I was so powerful that I thought my name was death sing aloud until you become a song of melancholy bliss for the mighty and the middle-aged, It will all come to this, dinner is still singing,This is a bigger endpoint, which is the dragon's ease for the end, so

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