How hard is it to score the greatest Premier League goals ever? - PART 2 (2010-2020)

I finished the last video with Rooney's bicycle kick in

2010

and a fractured spine, which means today we start with Peter Crouch's volley against Man City. Peter Crouch probably isn't the first person you see when you think of me on a football field, but I'm going to do my best impression now, Nike Satiro. I feel like I haven't looked up that word, so I might be saying completely wrong, okay, here we go, 10 minutes to start, okay, it'll start exiting the game in another. one, I can't stand this one, I'm sorry, ollie, it's in the forefront, so deep, here it is again, I'll get it, lieutenant, now, peter, get down, get down, looking for the spectacular, oh, I thought this is very difficult, yes, continue, we will go for one more.

I knew it would be bad with Peter Crouch impressions. Next we have the volley

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d by Robin Van Persie in a match against Aston Villa to win the title in which he achieved a hat-trick. I'm not crying, you're crying, I n

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thought. that the day would come when I would recreate one of his

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, but here we are, let's try it, so 10 minutes, here we go. What a connection, the first try couldn't have been sweeter. I think I'm heading a bit. on the edge of the foot and I need to cross it a little more because it hits it straight from the laces, this is the one who guesses and percy makes a characteristic run again and one of all to point out a magnificent goal that was The only goal I

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d is a perfect five minutes and 20 seconds, not bad. 2013-14 draws our attention to Luis Suarez, an incredible footballer, but he seems too interested in some things, perhaps cheating, insulting foreigners and

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against Norwich City, moving on to Nike.

Insight Luis Suárez's volley against Norwich I don't know if it was the goal of the season, but it was obscene. I don't know how the Norwich team needs to get up in the morning. Anyway, I used to hit like three passes

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y game. I haven't even told my goalies to cheat and stay off their line, so this could be tough, okay, 10 minutes from now. Oh, I can't see anything. Oh, that's exactly what you want to hear. I think we're going to have a problem here. I think I'm going a little too high. I'm not sure yours goes up to the height of the stadium and then goes back down.

What's that? That's just unfair. What an incredible dive for the camera, so I have a minute left. Keep it away. line oh quick oh how did you get 30 seconds? How do you get the ball in time? I think my hopes are high, okay, on something, oh no, okay, the last attempt destroyed it. Now the next one was Charlie Adam's goal from his own half against Chelsea, I'm not convinced. I have open hell about this considering he could only kick the ground when he was 16. But we will try. Oh, I think I can do it from here.

Well, he already said that his knee is a little iffy, so. I don't forget, I don't forget so much movement, but needless to say, I could also say that at the beginning of each video I don't go back to reach the goal with my left foot from behind. the middle line, so I'm going to flip the footage and just do it with my right foot, okay, 10 minute start, oh, that started, okay, ollie, who's ollie? I'm, my name is tibber or tiboot or something like that, yeah, you just got paid. get up and carry on, I don't know if that's a good idea, yeah olly, I can't do the throw, it's a shame, you can't really see it on camera, but my foot kept slipping about 10 centimeters every time I played.

My foot was down, so I didn't want to risk injury. I gave up. Well, okay, so we're back with a lot less boggy ground here and the wind, crucially, is blowing in the direction I need it to be, so if I ever do. I'm going to get this, it's going to be today, so let's try it. Harry is uh driving between the sticks for us today ten minutes here we go still on the ground ah oh no, I don't know if I want to cut off my leg, that's the problem. Yes, I'll match more and then take the l.

Okay, it seemed like our office line was called. What is this? Liverpool, uh, incredible goal and a real inspiration as he went from kicking containers to season goals in five years, to Nike, all of them, Jamie Vardy's volley against Liverpool, it was that kind of moment when Leicester He couldn't stop scoring in every game. It seems like they're probably not going to win this one and then they bounced off his shoulder. He hits a near post volley over the goalkeeper. We're going to give it away in 10 minutes. No, what's up with Murray's challenge to Barney to run?

Could the goalkeeper have done it? I better mean, I'm glad you said it, oh, that was the right line, I thought I'd bring Mahrez on the wing for that, oh God, oh put your hands on the car and prepare to die, come on, I can. get this one, oh, one minute left, yeah, it's beautiful, saved, save some, got some good goals there, as much as I tried to deflect this one, I couldn't, uh, for 2016-17, I'll try to recreate geroud's scorpion kick , I'll change the footage and uh changing it horizontally again, so I'm doing it on the right foot.

I'd be happy if I had a scorpion kick on target let alone hit it between the upright and the crossbar and you know, make it to the first 10 minutes starting. so yeah, if you try to put it somewhere around here and I'll try, oh it's going to be worse, oh my god, okay, last one, next one, I have a connection, I think that's the elapsed time, yeah, 10 seconds, oh yeah, I'll take the l oh, if you're on target, technically you got a goal, getting so much power and precision with a scorpion kick, it's so impossible, he's a great striker, but he's one of those, he has a nice touch, yes, it's kind of surprising for the amount of flair, yes, yes, anyway, yes, how nice Olivier, right, uh ah for 2017-18, I chose Kasami's chest and volley against Crystal Palace, it was definitely not noted in 2017-18.

I'm not sure how any of us have marked that goal it definitely wasn't two years ago, but we've recorded it. I did the challenge and everything we're going to have to do with that goal really criminally underrated in my opinion anyway, so why? not just hit it wherever we want Christ, okay, Mr. Epstein, okay, another order from Nike, it's Kosami's volley, that is, it's almost impossible, he throws it with his chest, he throws it from inside the area, it goes over the top from the goalkeeper to the far corner, let's try it. Oh God, I had one try that really hurts, like someone throwing the ball over and over at your neck.

Okay, the ten minutes are definitely up, but I'll give it a little more time if you finally get a decent connection. last season we had long range attack companies against leicester just before which sergio agüero supposedly shouted don't shoot. I don't want to boast about my similarities with the winning captains of the first division, but I hear that all the time as I approach the goal. Sunday's

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field, so this should be a walk in the park. Vincent Company's goal that practically gave City the

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. I think in the 84th minute, something like that, it was the edge of the box, he takes it forward and hits it into the top corner just when they needed it.

I'm shooting into the wind I just want to make a disclaimer 10 minutes, come on, not a great first try, look, looks around for options, sees there's nothing, takes a tap, saves, okay, let's swerve okay, I think that's I have to be close. I will continue like this now I can improve, but with five minutes in that it is not bad. Oh, I saved. Why are we doing this amazing thing? Oh my gosh, it's just a minefield here. Oh, more just focusing on not hoarding. right now, oh what a nice save, okay, one more try, I think that's it, yeah, we'll leave it at that, I'm just risking injury just by playing with this, it's ridiculous, we're out of time, to be honest.

What I got was almost good enough that it was still good in that corner away from gold, but to be honest the release just isn't worth it for what it's going to do so I guess we'll just have to accept it. I joined? Do you want to give a good left leg? Yes, this left leg feels much heavier. Jesus, I realize now that I probably should have scored a goal for this season too, but I didn't think about that. at that moment I'm sorry, I don't want you guys, so that was the last objective we recreated.

I think Van Persie's volley, Vardy's volley and the company's long shot. In fact, I made it through the rest. The less said about it, the better the moral will be. The story is that I am not a professional footballer.