Home Alone Games with Macaulay Culkin - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
Jun 04, 2021Do you really believe it? I think so, because there's a second one about Genesis, and this one, I bet they learn from their mistakes; I bet this one will be even better! So this is it! We are just a step away! AVGN: Get ready! MAC: Turn that puppy on! AVGN: Get ready for a GOOD
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of Home Alone! Yeah! AVGN: Well, this is off to a frustrating start. Why is everyone in the entire airport trying to kill you? What did Kevin do to instigate all of this? MAC: I mean, maybe because they made me throw baseballs at innocent businessmen? "Here comes Kevin McAllister!He gives them a big concussion with a damn baseball!" Right to the dome! Check it out! Bam! I'm shooting a poor balloon seller... ...and stealing his balloons to get past TSA. (mumbling) They're turning me into a fucking idiot! AVGN: At least you get to see Kevin defeat airport security with a water fountain. And then everyone falls to the ground, while Kevin looks at you like, "What the fuck?" MAC: What the fuck! AVGN: In Level 2, you're navigating through the loading docks or whatever, where they move luggage. I would NEVER have imagined that airports would have a maze of conveyor belts, moving platforms, pipes and pistons.
If you step on certain points, you will teleport to another area. Everywhere I try to go, I get sent back and have to do half the level again! AVGN: Damn! MAC: Damn! AVGN: Oh, try it. Shit. Fuck. Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck! What are they doing to me?! Fuuuuuuuuuu. It's the worst of all! Wow, people ask me why I'm so
ruined my childhood! Your childhood?! I mean, it's bad enough that you have a bad game based on you, but what about TEN? Is this how you live? I mean, it's every kid's dream. Being in a
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ruined my childhood! Your childhood?! I mean, it's bad enough that you have a bad game based on you, but what about TEN? Is this how you live? I mean, it's every kid's dream. Being in a video
game!And then it turns into a fucking nightmare! A childhood nightmare! Alright, let it all out. Let it go! Go for the Nerd rant! This game is like... ...poop! From a... ...a buffalo butt! Diarrhea, it has to be diarrhea! Just do it! Well! I have it...! I'd rather make a human centipede with the Wet Bandits! Marv in my mouth, Harry in my ass! I'll turn you into Sticky Bandits! Oh, friend, oh! No, think about it. Think about it. Close your eyes. AVGN: No, I... no, no... Mac: No... And that's from the web series that brought you "Shredder is my butt and Splinter is my balls"! - Nice. - Well Mac, I'm sorry your
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suck, but I know something we can do to feel better.Yeah! So, do you want to play Good Son on the Jaguar CD? - Fuck yes! - Let's do it! Alright, that sounds good, okay!
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