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Historias de Una Soltera en Facebook | Mónica Escobedo | Stand Up | Comedy Central México

May 01, 2020
ah hello, good evening, I'm here with you today, Mo

nica

Escobedo, I'm a beautiful woman, intelligent, successful, proactive, I'm fine with you, you guys, or Lanús, I'm alone, I'm not alone, I'm alone, or saya, I represent loneliness. I investigated my own loneliness, well, because I had time, no, and I discovered that the The Chinese have something called feng shui of the face, but well, it means that it depends on the eye, it depends on the nose, you are this or that person, so I discovered that a curse hangs on my forehead, it is called a widow's peak, I don't know if They can see it and I mean you are bad and you know that you have it too and you know that I was going to shave it too but I was going to look good stupid thank you well the loneliness is noticeable the loneliness is noticeable on Facebook the other time I was there because that's what we make waves we're on Facebook all day no so there are stages there is no the first stage in which she is the single happy cheerful proud to be single no so it's good if alone but successful and you take photos not obviously all of them They are selfish no so you take photos and super mops the eiffel tower is successful in the back no successes successful but alone like the then in turn no and you like your own photo because that is alone these are the like your own photo no Fuck that is the stage of self-deception you swear that you are happy the second stage the second stage is called acceptance and by acceptance I mean that you accept all the little games that come to you the kiwi the candy crochet the criminal gays well because the waves we don't have notifications and By acceptance I mean that you adopt any cat, puppy, they rescue them alone, it doesn't matter how many cats you adopt, how many dogs we are still alone, the third stage is the placebo stage, if they know it's placebo, I don't have to tell you, it's Comedy Central pay TV for those who don't.
historias de una soltera en facebook m nica escobedo stand up comedy central m xico
They know it's a placebo, the placebo is this thing that doesn't cure you, it just upsets you whatever you have, for example, the first thing it does is change your single Facebook status and it's complicated, first of all you think about the fact that you're with a married man who you're still alone, something else you've done and here point out the one who did it please open a fake profile you put a photo of a cake or a hottie tall güero blue eyes everything and from there you publish yourself and on your wall you publish things like my insomnia He has a first and last name.
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You know who you label yourself as Mo

nica

Escobedo and you get excited. I'm not going to answer him so quickly. No, no, I'm not going to answer him. He's going to think that I'm crazy. Prince Charming, since there is all this nonsense, so what if my Prince Charming sees this and gets angry and jealous and I don't talk to me, what I do, what I do, I'm going to delete it, no, no, how are you going to delete it, who are you? It doesn't matter this place I'm going to steal it or not the website or a virtual thunder virtual thunder and then you put something like ask if you think think there I know if you cry because you lost the sun the tears won't let you see them stress it's super not anything other than It will be like this, it has to be something that is clear to my Prince Charming that I am not with the good guy, well, I didn't tell you, or that I am single, or that I am offering myself but I am not going to treat myself to seeing something, something, I already know something that Also, see that I am a super interesting woman, you don't put them like this since it's Friday and I'm in my house alone like a leaf with no one to thank you because one and in desperation and in desperation you open the finder if they know what the tender does mom Even you know what a good shop is to under

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is this thing to find, well let's say friends, no, then there came a moment of loneliness, there is so much loneliness that even the shopkeeper is cruel to you, the shopkeeper tells you, there is no one around you, no. match for you and apart from that the tender asks you what age range you want the zones we don't have ranges the waves we don't have ranges so I put it from 18 to over 50 it's more three figures fuck your mother three figures because I'm at that age in the that I can go out with an 18-year-old boy, a 50-year-old boy or a thirty-something, I didn't start dating the three of them and that you, I fell but and from there we went to WhatsApp, not because that is the next step and that's when I realized that There is a generational gap that is very noticeable in the language.
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No, for example, I received messages and this guy, what's up, beautiful, tomorrow leaving the uni, he passed by you he he he he he he he he on the 18th on the 18th, how does a little message like that arrive? immeasurable beauty I would like nothing more than to buy you a glass of wine sorry but I'm paying for the blackberry black the 50 year old no and suddenly I got the message that said Táchira lazio what's up with some craft beers in idepa hashtag or I'm the 30 year old the 30 star and there is a hipster with 30 balls but the one that caught my attention the most of these three was a boy, he was 18 years old because I went to see his photos and I said oh, little by little, if the 18-year-old is I'll go and see his photos because sometimes the tail betrays you, we wanted to see two under 18s and he was a child, that is, a child if all the skinny alpinito in all his photos came out with a virgin mustache, he is not a mustache, he does not know if they are the hairs of the nose or the choco milk mark not all of them get involved and I even got angry I ended up scolding him I tell him hey creature what is an 18 year old boy doing looking for 36 year old ladies my life of two then I break your knees then well then we were already in my house mustache virgin and I all say to me hey lady lend me your phone to talk it turns me on a lot when you say to me sir my love grab it and in that I see that the boy because my phone is one of those vintage ones with the wheels you know which ones you have to use both hands to mark someone do you remember then this millennial mustache virgins and you say hey lady and here where they put the emoticons obvious but not the supports send the virgin mustache to hell I was clear because that made me feel very lady I already have 36 years old we are in 2022 and you and I remember that before you get angry you go with your boyfriend with your boyfriend he hung up like that the clac clac clac clac clac clac clac is not going to stay until it seems like you were calming down from the clac the key no me too I spoke to him about the ugly conversation, apart from that I think that if he wants me a pot, if he had three nines, the thing had already arrived, no, so by the time I answered you, what are you doing, it's you and nothing, my love, I calmed down, that's why marriages lasted 50 years, thank you very much.
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