Hilariously Weird Training Videos

Hey guys, I've been out for a while, not to brag or anything, but I've been dealing with some anxiety, totally fun, okay, it's been a lot of fun, don't worry, although I talked to my doctor and he. He told me to stop, so now I feel a lot better, but anyway I've noticed that every time I go a few weeks without making a video, I always forget how, what I'm talking about, is this where I sit, what do I do? . a joke and I thought since I'm feeling a little rusty what better way to get back into the swing of things than by watching some

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, I feel like at one point or another almost all of us have fallen off a YouTube rabbit hole. a lot of

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teaching us how to do jobs we don't have, once you watch one it's hard to stop, they keep getting recommended and you end up learning some really valuable skills, like how to cook fried chicken, how to send a send an email about how to shoplift from a store if merchandise is available and no one is around shoplifting stealing multiple items at once stealing up to 40 items at a time from a store this old country buffet video that appeared in my recommendation is like a Instant classic for me just because of how visibly uncomfortable this guy is, I'm almost a little worried that he's being held hostage.

You could ask something like this: Is it still hot out there? or this: did you see a game last night? or this: have you tried lasagna? It's my favorite - it's still hot out there it was hot the last time I went out three years ago that's my favorite. One thing that's also cool about this video is that it was uploaded by that guy, he was the one who put this on youtube and now that it's been getting a lot of views and comments recently, I was really excited to talk about some of the misconceptions that people could have had about one.

I wanted to make it clear that the entire video was scripted and no, he doesn't actually like lasagna, how could that? If it seemed so confident, that's my favorite, let's take a closer look at greeting guests. Every conversation you have with guests should start something like this, good night or hello, how are you? Greet customers by greeting them. Well, children often play an important role in deciding which restaurant their parents visit, we want them to feel welcome and special here too. One of the comments here is which restaurants the kids want to go to. The one with the sweaty man who makes us feel special.

So start conversations with children by saying. something like this what grade are you in school or this have you decided what dessert you are going to eat or this do you like hot chocolate sundaes or this do you have any homework? or this could you help me get out of here at another buffet? style restaurants customers often feel like they are alone once they have paid for their food, no one pays them much attention. I know I would hate to be left alone to eat after ordering my food. I prefer to look up. so that my plate notices a very sweaty man looking at me, well, the next one is specifically for Nintendo employees who handle customer returns and this one has a slightly different tone.

I like it a lot, some people will do great. Everything that can be done to return damaged or out-of-warranty merchandise. What are you supposed to do? Tell them what you really think. Of course you can't do it. That's such a great line. What are you going to do? Tell them what you really think. It's out of line and you don't get paid enough for this. You can't say you'll get in trouble. We know that's what you mean, but for the sake of your job security, let's try to do something else. If you take a look, I don't know what the problem is that it was working and now it's not working, so I would appreciate it if you could take a look.

I would like to get a trade if I could trade it, sorry Mr Cash I have to return my new Playstation 5 that I just bought here and exchange it for a different one because none of the games work and the controller doesn't work either but this is an Xbox 360 .and you're asking for a playstation 5. oh well okay and you said the controller doesn't work yeah but it's probably just the batteries. Do you have the receipt? Oh no, I accidentally burned it when I was trying to light a candle, huh, but I have it. I have my credit card so you can return the money on your money back, is this a return or exchange?

Yes, from there I stumbled upon this hour-long Mercedes car sales tutorial. I learned a lot of valuable things and also accidentally bought a Mercedes, wait until the wife sees me get there, let me ask you a couple of questions if I can be sure now. One of the funny things I heard a lot of people doing in the '80s was cocaine and I can't. Tell me if this guy is on cocaine, but his eyes definitely are. I want a good car. Then, of course, there's this extremely strange Chuck e Cheese character training video in honor of his current bankruptcy.

I think it's the best. Let's go ahead and look at this one. You should be full of energy and always have fun. A clean, well-maintained appearance is essential to Chuck e Cheese's image, which is why our mascots are rats, because when you think clean you think rats, make sure you brush their fur every day. It's very important for Chucky to have a well-groomed appearance, yes that's a good point, otherwise people might think he's kind of gross like a rat. One of Chucky's main roles occurs during his birthday party, the cake parade, since this part is so important that you might want to do it. a rehearsal on the floor before the store opens to orient yourself with a costume, oh god, as creepy as this normal dance is, I think it's somehow even creepier when there are no kids in the room and it seems like you just do it are chasing with a cake, be sure to practice with the birthday tape to make sure you get the timing right.

Remember that if you are ever in trouble, use the timeout signal and determine whether or not you will be able to make it to the normal exit. door, okay, wait, I'm sorry they overlooked it a little, but that sounds sinister, what do they mean by trouble? Is it like you're ever going to pass out? Remember guys, this costume is very sexy, so if you're up for it. you're going to pass out, throw up one of these and get the hell out of it, whatever you do, don't pass out in front of the kids, it's okay, they're going to think Chucky died and then they'll never want to come back. so if you have to collapse on the floor, do it outside, you can't let the charm of the costume take you away, you have to put your heart and soul into it, here's a little trivia I knew, but it's not the last part.

So in July 2012 the former rat mascot was renamed, changing to a slimmer rock star mouse who plays the electric guitar. Voice actor Duncan Brannan, who for 19 years had portrayed Chuck e Cheese as a wisecracking rat from New Jersey, was replaced by Jarrett Reddick in the lead role. man and guitarist for the pop punk band bowling for soup I was wondering what those guys are doing now he's a cartoon mouth where a kid can be a kid well I don't know about you guys but I've been really looking forward to it of some pizza and since I don't trust chuck e cheese, let's go to the cabin and learn how to make one ourselves, okay Julie, are you all ready to learn how to make a pizza the right way so it turns out great?

Yes, I am ready. Like many of these videos are not just instructional, they are also basically advertisements for the company that in this case you are already working for, they always make comments about the high quality of the food and then one of the employees. it's like yeah, it's so good, I'm so proud to work for a great company and wouldn't our customers get the best possible product that they deserve every time they visit Pizza Hut, okay, relax, Julie, we use two on our pizzas. layers of cheese, the cheese on the bottom and the cheese on top, okay, and the cheese on top of the pizza, because that's what makes it a pizza.

Okay, can you stop? The waiter will do the rest. No, the client will do the rest when he bites. my delicious pizza delicious pizza pan and delicious thin and crispy pizza what more could a customer want personal pizza pan what's more pizza oh I was so happy a second ago just remember to follow the instructions exactly and you'll be fine and so? Will the pizzas be okay, oh my gosh, hey, I'm not just making pizza, I'm making it great, you know, I can already tell this girl is all talk, now she seems confident, but the moment things get tough In a week, will you leave? from there, yes, I've seen my fair share of Julie's before they always break down when it comes to food training videos, although it's Wendy's that takes the cake, if only for the amount, they have songs about hot drinks. songs about cold drinks, uh, which is basically just saying put ice in the glass and then fill it with the drink, but make sure you listen to the song if you have to and they also have this thing called grill skills, which is crazy, you'll see .

Why does it start with Wendy's founder Dave Thomas, who just woke up from a very long nap to tell us about burgers? My goal has been to serve the best burger in the business, an old-fashioned Wendy's burger, so I started with a nice patty. I was able to find 100% pure human meat and we cut it into squares so the burger hangs off the side of the bun. You know, when I worked at Wendy's they told me that burgers are square because they never cut the corners, but here Dave says it's just because he likes them to hang over the bun, which seems like a bit of revisionist history if you ask me, too sometimes we cut corners so that's a lie, it also makes the burger bigger so they hang off the edge of the bun.

The bun and the people will like it, yes, they will love it. Well, it seems pretty normal so far, so I'll move forward a bit. Why don't you take a look at the tape first and I'll check back with you in a few minutes. true, yes, I also remember my first day, now working on the grill bill, it's not that difficult, but first of all you have to check your things like a grill that says 2-5-0 with the meat and cheese that They are ready to go. towel to keep your station fresh but above all you must have your tool, yes, so it's the best thing in the world when the red juice of the meat no longer rises, you can serve that yard to win a prize. to the props department here, they really did it, they got this smoking TV that looks like a microwave.

You have a comically large metal to put on his neck. Very good work. The reason you push. You have to think that when the meat hits the grill, it starts to shrink. I forgot about the part halfway through where the burgers come to life and it turns out they've been beautiful women this whole time. Keep that burger. You will win a prize. It only takes about four minutes to cook, but just to make sure you can drink. a look, use your tool to check it must be great and moist to be correct, hey, they're falling in love, well that's the end of the song, at least unless a customer orders a single witch, oh there's more , okay, drain and then serve on the bun. just so don't touch yourself with your fingers, that's a big no-no, okay, but then something horrible happens, the talking burgers come back and one of them says this, I'm at stage five and I'm still alive, all hamburgers are alive, that's what. horrible, so the goal is for us to cook the meat long enough to kill them and every time I cook one I will imagine a plump-lipped woman being burned to death in the hands of my spatula.

Can I be the cashier at her place, Mr. Bill Bill? bill bill bill bill the tape is over do you have any questions? No, uh, I think I have it all. You don't have any questions because you just got sucked into a VCR where some guy punched you over the beef, no, I think. I get it, people usually have a lot of questions about falling in love, well now that Billy knows about the hamburger wrap it looks like he can cook hamburgers to his liking, it's just one of those classic stories with a happy ending and most importantly , there's no more. songs, this one isn't as bop as the other song, but it ends with a pretty killer sack solo.

You're listening to international music from Wendy who, of course, was skillful on the grill by the team. Next, it's the team with skill on the gridiron. make it look like so much fun working at wendy's i can sing cool songs and wear a visor but when i worked at wendy's i worked the same shift at 5 p.m. m. to close four days a week, every week for months, one day I noticed that my salary was less than usual, which doesn't make sense because like I said, I work the same schedule every week, why would this be minor?

So I talked to the manager about it and she tried to tell me that I called in sick one day I remember working. Specifically because it was Sunday and I remember the soccer game I stopped watching to go to work and now she's going to tell me that I don't get paid for my 10 hours of work, so I got pretty mad, but she was mad. I mentioned this when a client told meheard, so she took me back and yelled at me and then I quit, so we didn't hear any interesting songs. However, I'm curious for all of you who have worked jobs like these in the past, have you ever seen a training video like this at your job?

I feel like I've seen dozens of these on youtube. It's kind of a trope in some movies, but in all the jobs I've worked, I've never had like a training video on VHS when I started, if anything, I probably should have made my own training video for management. Wendy to teach them how to properly pay their employees and stop calling me Andrew because that's not my name. I'm sorry, I got so excited. Thinking about it, let's read an advertisement, I have to calm down. Hi, I haven't had a haircut in four years and I'm here to tell you about today's expressvpn sponsor, have you ever tried to watch something you thought was on Netflix only to find out that it was taken down without even telling you because you knew well that with a Virtual private network can trick your Internet into thinking you're in a different country, thus unblocking content that may only be available there if you live in the US.

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I mean, I'm saying something that's just not very interesting or important, but you. You are free to stay if that's what you want to do. I don't mind. Alright. I'm starting to care. Can you get out of here?