High School Didn't Matter At All

While you're in

high

school

, everything feels like it's the most important thing that's ever happened to you. Oh geez, what am I supposed to wear to picture day? Go suck my ass dry, how am I supposed to wear my bra? your appearance your personality your achievements your group projects in which you were paired with the shitty boy group projects in which you were the shitty boy pep rallies sophomore sophomore sophomores yes we can, let's go kill to a man, that time you raise your hand, ask the teacher, hey, can I go to the bathroom just so an adult has a power trip and you say, I don't know, you can, but after

high

school

, what if that said it, then none of that? they

matter

oh yeah I totally do, hey what would you say if I told you this one might sting a little too, but to most of your friends, girlfriends and boyfriends, or if you're the horse girl, I imagine it probably some of your horses?

Yes, you'll keep in touch with some of your good friends that you care about, but remember Todd from fifth period who sat in the back? You guys had that weird, funny joke about Doctor Who or some other idiot that doesn't

matter

. Ya, yes, Todd is in jail now for selling gasoline. I know what he sold. Yes, even classes on things you think might matter, like math, English, science, or God forbid, sex education. They also gave it for free. Now it's free even for You're on it now having sex with the coach of the football team. What are you doing?

Get off the T because God knows every time he orders a coffee. I say hey, thank goodness, mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell and order. of operations is PEMDAS, which as we know as adults means please finish my fucking ass like I took a class called computer careers where the teacher taught you how to use Microsoft Word in Microsoft Excel and that teacher's name was Mrs. Clippy , do you know what types of classes I would have liked now as an adult? This is how taxes work on tax write-offs. it's a kk k-- literature 101, aka free economics, and most of all, an extremely tough, you don't deserve anything type class because after high school you quickly realize that you have the right to hey, what's the word, ah, from the beginning to the end, nothing. in life think about the most confident, cocky, annoying guy you went to high school with, you know, maybe he's a jock, maybe there's a smart girl in your precalculus class, which is like why is it actually equals MX plus B and if I'm the Beat and if Timmy goes 600 miles per hour down the highway with a hundred apples in his butt, how long does it take him the freedom to solve X?

Maybe they're an annoying theater kid who acts like they've been on Broadway their entire lives. life even though the only Broadway they've ever seen is in Watertown cooking stuff but basically a kid who's super stuck up because everyone in his life is constantly helping themselves to spoons and then so much shit about how oh my god your painting is so good. You're definitely going to be a painter, oh my god, you're so funny, you're definitely going to be on Saturday Night Live, oh my god, you're so good at petting that horse, you're definitely going to be a horse girl, okay? you have that boy from your school at mine, now just the most entitled part of that you knew, okay, now reactivate your Facebook and see what they are doing now.

This is not me trying to attack anyone and specify or point out people's paths. and lives have turned out in strange ways that they

didn

't plan because life can be amazing but it also sucks, sometimes it's really hard and even if you work very, very hard, you can have doves in your eyes and they don't. I even try to teach them some of that in high school because I don't know about you, but I don't remember hearing any mention of pigeons or pigeons in the curriculum. I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. but the point is that life really sucks and is hard, sometimes in high school you can't properly teach kids and educate them about pigeons and what the Freak Bird that their bodies are capable of doing, did some things in high school that matters, although yes, of course it does.

I'm just being super dramatic. I had some really great teachers that I really liked, even if they

didn

't actually teach me many things that were all that valuable, except for my art teacher. I really liked him and one of my math teachers because she was really interesting and that was educational and it's her way and obviously you have to get good grades if you want to get into an Ivy League school like you did, why if That's your path in life, so don't drop out of school? I started skipping class just because some unhinged 25 year old on an exercise ball is yelling at you during a global and the main things that I think really mattered during high school were everything except the actual school part, friends that I did, the talent shows that I played.

It was the time I got tagged under the bleachers, the time a kid farted super loud during a standardized test, all the weekends I spent with my friends doing dumb things in the middle of nowhere that I would treasure for the rest of my life. rest of my life, the memories that part of it matter. but holy shit, they waste so much time and energy in high school that it's hard not to feel like any of it matters at all. Don't know. I guess the point of the video is that I've had a lot of time.

Thinking while I was moving around the country during a pandemic and it made me reflect on how every success I've had and my career literally had nothing to do with high school and everything to do with learning how to use the internet and get I get off my ass and try a thing or two and I hope I get very lucky and I was. I was very lucky. There is a good chance that there is a very likely path in my life where I wouldn't be here and you would be. You wouldn't be looking at me and I don't even know what I'd be doing.

I wasn't going to college, so you know, thank God, this worked out well, so I think that's it from me, I think that's it, I think we. Everything is good here, if you have anything you want to add, there is a comment section below. YouTube just added that feature. There is a displeasure. My destiny is in you. It is a duel of destinies. It's in your hands. I've been streaming on Twitch, it's been a lot of fun. ampersand game represents twitch.tv, slash NICU jakey, if you want to just jump on the stream and drop a pigeon, jump into the chat and then link up immediately because that could be disgusting. great, anyway, thanks for watching my video and here are a few words from today's sponsor.

Hi, I'm naked now, Jacob, and last year I listened to a lot of sounds, more specifically house music, pop music, rap music, and for the first time, R&B. that's actually that's what it means being on B means stairs the baby a lot of people think it means root and beer and you know what was my most streamed song of 2019 on Spotify it was a Ray J wish that's a true fact and Also on my top I listen to several of my own songs and I don't really know what that means, but did you also know that Ray J co-founded a high-end headphone company called Raycom that makes premium wireless headphones that cost like half as much? the price of other premium wireless headphones and her silky, wet, hard, delicious voice sounds amazing, that will end the songs that are not raging, you can hear the yellow card, that's right cameraman, these wireless on your motherfuckers are perfect to work on your computer. your glutes in the gym working on memorizing all the lyrics to be next to Eminem working on memorizing entire conversations from your favorite podcast and avoiding bothering everyone around you.

The newest model that every day eats 25 headphones are basically like the ps2 slim of wireless headphones, you know, I'm saying Tom, about six hours of playtime, bluetooth pairing which is not a headache, more bass and I know that you like it more serious. I see them down there in the comments, always topping more bass, more bass. Get it, they get it too and a new design that's as comfortable as a bug selling drugs to another bug on a rug while you do a Christian hug inside your ear, you know, I'm saying they also come in a ton of different colors. so you can express your body and let people know what kind of mood you are in, much like a mood ring like now.

I'm wearing the black ones because I'm often reflecting on the depths of my soul. while listening to the bloody incantations on Spotify, so if you're looking for a comfortable yet affordable pair of premium wireless headphones, click the link in the description below or purchase rake at Comm /j key for 15% off your Order, thanks for sponsoring this video, also heard a wish from Ray J. That part is sponsored by me because that song is amazing. Also, I have another video in the works that already has a bunch of songs in the oven, so maybe I won't disappear again for three months or move to New York during a pandemic, but either way, thanks for watching, I appreciate you , guys, I love you, hang up, I'm not going out, hang up, friend, I always hang up because I'm I'm going to hate that you hang up, I'm not going to hang up, you hang up, well, I'll hang up.