He Pretended To Be Gay For Views (ImJayStation)

greetings unnamed fanbase that's the name of the community here the unnamed fanbase and I know it can be a little confusing but in my defense... so we use this title of the worst channel on YouTube a lot and it's usually ingest or it's just a lot of fun, but today, in light of some of the recent concerns about kids' content on YouTube, I wanted to talk about some videos that are clearly intended for kids and probably shouldn't exist. I think that when we generally talk about children's content on YouTube, we are talking about things for children like the little ones, like the YouTube app for children and animations with songs and an educational tone, at least in theory, what we don't usually talk about is of children's content in the Middle Ages, sorry, not like pop has done. caught the plague in the middle ages, but just like tweens, there's technically a rule that says you have to be at least 13 to be on YouTube regularly, but it's obvious that kids will just lie about their age, look no further , this brilliant video called this map trick you will guess. your age where the comments are just kids under 13 talking about how the video guesses their age wrong, you're wrong, I'm 10 and you said 0-9, like this happened to you, my point is there's a ton of tweens on YouTube and as such there are people who try to squeeze advertising money out of them like little sponges.

There is an entire subgenre dedicated to scaring children. If you simply type 3 a.m. Challenge on YouTube, you'll see a ton of these Barney is Haunted calling Barney on FaceTime at 3am. m. Barney was found at a playground at 3 a.m. m. these are some of the people who were talking about a certain unnamed challenge that I won't mention because I don't want to get monetized About 7 months ago, you can see how they're going after a specific demographic. One of the worst offenders whose entire brand scares children is someone called I'm J station. If you scroll through his channel, it's just a cornucopia of annoying content Freddy Krueger Mike Myers Cookie Monster, you get the idea, there's a video here where he claims to talk to the spirit of Mac Miller, which is the most disrespectful shit on the planet.

Deanna Gonzales and Cody Cove made videos about Jay Station on everything like the 3 a.m. challenge trend. m., but today I want to talk about a new trend that seeks to order magic potions from the dark web. The dark web for those who are not familiar is an encrypted network of websites that are inaccessible to traditional browsers and search engines, but that doesn't matter because they don't know what it is either, it's just a substitute for a creepy place on the internet, but anyway these potions they pretend to command are supposed to give them magical or spooky powers like shapeshifting. or teleporting and turning into a baby, it's not creepy at all, it's actually just weird and I was planning on talking about those videos because they're ridiculous and then I discovered this when we were kissing or during a dark web gay potion at 3am.

I've had a good run, but now it's time to uninstall the Internet. What we're about to see is a bunch of absolute garbage, but it's also mega homophobic because the premise of these videos is that being gay is creepy, so I just want to give me a little warning if that particularly bothers you because I don't know, maybe Maybe you'd rather your eyes weren't on fire, wait, they're not going to address that, what's going on guys is your boy Jay parked at my home here. I just got completely possessed. It will take me ages to process what just happened, so remember to hit the like button like I just got rid of the background.

He's trying to sound really tough, like, yeah, we're about to drink a potion. We actually discovered that there is one. day posting guys a potion that if you drink will make anyone gay for exactly one hour guys let me get this straight which is probably a quote from later in this video you can pretend this potion gives you any power imaginable you could have super force. You could read minds, you could guarantee your subscribers get notifications for your videos, just me and the most convincing thing you could come up with was to go gay for an hour.

I guess those other people were exhausted. I'm a straight man, right? I'm not gay bro, I'm very straight, it bothers me how much they feel the need to remind us that they're straight, but I get it. I went to high school too and these kids dressed like teenagers, so maybe they just are. they're just misguided teenagers 28 wow, this is a grown adult, that's for sure. I should mention that I also don't know what it's like to be gay and everyone's experiences are different, but I know it's not like what's in this video, oh, I stopped the error.

I'm straight guys like I have no interest in same sex guys. There's nothing wrong with being gay, but the entire premise of this video hinges on systemic homophobia. My own one-dimensional view of what it means. whether it's guys, whether it's me or J Hills, this is what it looks like here oh, it's in a jar, this is how you know it's potion, look at this thing, oh my god, it's got like all these weird bubbles in it, it's a drink purple, it's pretty. I'm sure it's red or you think sighs you cut yourself you act like I'm going to fall in love with you or something no because it's not a love potion guys I don't know this man is ready to drink that potion also the gay potion aside this video it should actually be called two men order a mysterious and suspicious liquid off the internet and drink it without asking questions now that's scary there's a monster potion there's a group of these guys who really ended up over it like they're about to drop a big list of potions and then I had an example, let's smash it.

OMG, 50,000 likes. There are a lot of dark blood potions I want to get. Monster potion to go see my risk. What is the risk? The risk is drinking an unidentified liquid from the Internet. It's definitely poison, this is crazy bro, really big, a potion smells like fruit, come on, first of all, this guy seems crazy, second, he's not doing a very good job of convincing me that he doesn't want to drink the potion. wow, that smells really good, I hope he doesn't win. I'm scared, buddy, if I drink this, I'll make it. Oh, you're back, sorry, just doing some research.

Turns out being gay doesn't mean you just do Out with any guy within kissing range, I know I was, but hey, if you're with your brother and you guys decide you want to make out, bros, let's make it so the girl's friend J station, J Hills, lose in stone-paper. -scissors has to drink the gay potion and it's downhill from there gargle so we know it's there it's like strangely explicit for no reason at risk he doesn't have tuberculosis touching himself like this the good thing is happening and this is where the rude The stereotypical impression gay shows up and feels a little weird, oh you know, the weird vibe that gay people have and then the non-consensual touching starts, what accent is this?

Then J Hills tells the train station a story about how she is his cousin. a big fan and since she wants a photo of the two of them my little cousin she wanted a photo with me you do which doesn't make any sense because they are friends and of course there are already photos of the two of them but it's a trap you see me, a father, I'm willing to take a photo, what do they mean? A couple things first he reacted like he saw a monster to be honest non consensual touching is like a monster so I'll give him a pass that second I like how he looks at the actual camera and said phone camera because he knows he's taking thumbnail three two one thumbnail later J station asked his friend to delete the photo not because it crossed a line in their relationship but because he's afraid people will think he's gay anyway going back to his reaction You don't like a kiss you didn't ask for I'm not talking to you So I'm gay That's how we are So he inexplicably goes and puts on lipstick So I have a lot of questions: Why did he go straight to the bathroom to put on lipstick?

How did you know there was lipstick in the bathroom? And finally, why is there a sarcophagus in his house? We don't have time for all of these. You ask because our boys have run out of old-fashioned gay stereotypes, so they start using stereotypes about women. Oh, a sandwich, what is this voice? But you did the secret gay handshake and then there's the lollipop he discovers in the kitchen, which is very disturbing, okay? We're done here and that brings us to the worst part of the video where J Hills chases Station J trying to force him and they just sound like cartoon music like shenanigans then Station J starts running away and he falls down and then J Hills he pounces on him and in a dramatic climax the potion disappears.

Wow, how lucky, then he recovers and has total amnesia about what happened to the bad candy. You see this video, wait, oh, the gay pussy, that's right, you got it, man, oh. Oh my god hit the like button right now guys let's get to 50,000 libor J 30k oh my god wait keep the lipstick on your lips so where do kids come into this other than the fact that kids They are the only people who would find that video convincing. o real there are two more videos in this series of gay potions in the previous one of this next video is that Kermit the Frog holds the J Stations channel hostage and has to drink the gay potion to get it back, video about a week and a half ago maybe two weeks ago I watched the logisticians make their french snort ring our game potion yeah guys this is Kermit the Frog challenge number five guys.

I have almost completed all the challenges he has. He said after seven challenges he will give me my let's channel it back guys so Kermit sends the box and see what's inside oh my god guys there's a lot of things you couldn't even get a new box you're saying so much because you can't believe that Kermit the Frog wouldn't use peanuts to pack that wild really familiar yeah don't tell me that's what I think it is what do you think it is? It's like the deep ocean breaking a potion yeah I remember, I have to say this is nothing like the first potion so the fact that I recognize it on the site is a little suspicious.

I'm not really gay so if this is a gambling potion I'm really scared guys I'm a straight man. You just said mmm brings back memories doesn't it? a phrase you used when you fondly remember something april 43rd just don't come near me that's all i know i'm filming the video two feet away from you but don't come near me so jason drinks the potion oh oh and exactly the same things happen Same things as in the previous video. Look, let's say he's salsa dancing with a ghost and then just puts on makeup while he does his best James Charles impression.

These tattoos are giving Adam Levine a run for his money. Nice walkie. Hello, what is the colleague? Enjoy life, relax with the compliments, bro, I don't want my ego to get too big, bro, do you know why we're talking about this? I know I feel like, what are you doing? It's a brush bro, relax, why do they keep sucking on things that work? Yeah, I'm not going to lie, some of the moments they have together are pretty cute. I should add that they unfortunately have to look down on homosexuals and that they are a ruinous pursuit of influence, but you can tell that they clearly enjoy playing pretend with each other. nevermind, I think she means beauty is pain, pain is beauty is the third studio album by American singer-songwriter Chelsea Wolfe, so after Jay Station's self-imposed makeover, she asks her friend Jay for a selfie Hills, but once again it's a trap that's going to kiss. he Jay Hillsman super arena acts surprised but they're taking a selfie you can see him in the viewfinder and then because it's the gay potion Jays Nation Backstreet Hills in the corner and it's extremely awkward you can clearly see his arm still like just holding the camera in place no, no, don't do that and then, right at that moment, once again the spell is broken.

I like how things are going to be gay forever because he doesn't know anything about makeup remover, even in a pinch, guys, guys, go ahead and tear it up. that like button right now let's get to a hundred thousand likes one for every tear it's called the final video of the gay potions trilogy we kissed making Kermit the Frog drink the gay potion what are they allowed to use Kermit like that that day ? Having Kermit the Frog drink the gay posts in this video is exactly the same as the others, except it also ruined my childhood.

It's not clear if J and Kermit are our friends or enemies because they seem to like each other, but then J will say things like "yo." I'm definitely going to open you up, okay, I'll kill you in cold blood if you don't drink the game potion. I really don't have a choice, that's so good, so after Kermit drinks the gay potion, he agrees to leave Station J. alone forever as long as she makes out with him for 30 seconds and Station J agrees, he agrees to sensually kiss a puppet while Marvin Gaye, let's do it, plays in the background, sorry, unfortunately, I won't be able to finish this video because I just video of having my computer on fire, what super crazy, super embarrassing guys, why are we Screaming?

Hevideo ends and I'm not making this up, an Alex Jones remix turned gay frog date, which is the only moment of self-awareness in the entire series. the comments on these videos really illuminate the problem because the only people leaving comments are people who are disgusted with j station on kids, that's probably J's scariest experience so far. I literally spit out my water but I also get offended because it's homophobic, it's the real hermit frog. I hope you get your channel back. This is so realistic it's a little scary. I think he might be gay, damn morsels of shit.gross, okay, just as I was finishing this video, I noticed that J Station's friend from the videos, J Hills, posted a video on his own channel called I Mixed the Potion for baby and gay from the dark web and I used it on I'm J.

The station is crazy and I didn't want to watch it but we all make sacrifices in life, we instantly regretted it with another fantastic video before this video. Make sure to hit the like button, comment below what you want to see next, and hit the subscribe button. I quickly see also why this tongue is blue is all that potion. I'm mixing those two craziest features, but I'm mixing the baby potion and the ex-gay potions together, guys, imagine a gay baby like I actually have no idea what that's like. I'm going to work. I don't know what a gay baby is like.

Okay, I think I'm going to cancel my plans for the day so I can go to bed. Also, this guy has five mid-roll ads in a ten-minute video that I didn't watch. I even know it was allowed in the meantime. I won an ad in this video. I really should put more ads on these videos. I get that these videos are meant to be entertaining and that it's all in good fun, but if it's at the expense of a marginalized group maybe just don't do it, especially if it seems like a clear money grab to fill your house with more sarcophagi, also for all those false copyright claims, that's what copyright claims are for.

I'm sure the deep oceans aren't like Jim. Henson envisioned his legacy. I think things like this happen when you mix influence with ignorance, which when multiplied across the internet can cause real pain to people. This made me realize how fortunate I have been to be surrounded by people of diverse backgrounds and identities. and I wanted to share the love a little, so here's the silver lining that's supposed to make you feel a little better about the world. There is a lot of media these days with representations of lgbtq+ people, which usually means that there are normal people and they are not.

It's like a scary challenge to identify with them. This isn't a big one by any means, but it happens to be one of my favorites. The brilliant sessions. It is a fictional podcast and tells the story of these people with superpowers who process their emotions. through therapy is kind of a drug, there are also great youtubers across the content spectrum who don't have to pretend to be queer like Jackson Byrd, it's a cool moment. Asante Rowan Ellis, this is not like a political statement, it's not something like that. I'm just all for anything that makes kids or adults feel less alone.

I don't know, it's kind of weird thanks to Zoe EBE or the glass ceiling on Instagram. I have no idea. I'm saying, Mary, do you want me to bet? you your name you do things you know what it is oh and one more thing I'm going to cut the end of the