Hasan Minhaj Has an Out-of-Body Experience Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

silence and I say that this is a true Greek tragedy. thinking about my mom like I'm trying to like think positive thoughts you know your mom would be proud that you've come this far, not everyone does, including DJ Khaled, he doesn't know what this world is like, we're on cloud nine. Mad Dog 357 used to be our hottest sauce now it's our second hottest sauce the sun you're holding you can do it you're going to get like this your legs I want to like play fetch or something I want To go on stage I want to go down for about 10 minutes because I feel high, that's what happens with hot sauce, yeah.

They say you end up with some kind of psychedelic high, so I think you really feel like, yeah, like I had a Molly, I'm sw

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, yeah, so one of your first jobs was with this tech startup, Ning, right? and i'm not sure if many people know this, but it's this kind of blogging platform, oh my god, and 50 cent was one of the first, this is repeat honors, this is a complete disguise, did you ever go through the office or what do you remember? He never did, but I used to have to work very late at night.

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or thinking about eating. I have to work. I used to work very late at night. I had this kind of esoteric life, not esoteric like this, like a Jesus realization moment where I was like in a green room at a comedy club doing a set before I went on stage and I had my computer on my laptop. In the green room and I think this has to stop. I am an Indian doing tech support right now. This is bad. I do my set. I still have to work.

It's late at night. I was basically doing tech support. something was happening wrong with their network and I accidentally turned off the network like I shut down this is 50 I turned off this is 50 dude and at like 3 in the morning like I fell asleep I got a call like my manager said what was going on and a group of people were saying, "don't confess this, don't take the blame for this, they won't know you're shutting it down." party to the DA, you made an enemy with 50 cents, 50 cents made you an enemy, buddy, I pulled up on Messier night, I took the deal, I said I did the crime and I shouldn't have done it, buddy . having an out of

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right now that's what we love I don't know this is real this is bad man so you're ready to do the last one and you're classy no what's up it's Blair's Megadeth sauce with liquid rage I like to put a I no would you have what we're all doing but you've made it this far son you've made it this far it's up to you you don't have to you don't have to do it yes You don't want to compare this to this what we had a lot of fun well by the numbers this is the worst , but this might make you feel a little better, maybe a little worse.

I think this is the most difficult. sauce to endure I think this is the one that hits you the hardest in the face this one by the numbers the hottest but if you can handle this you can handle this that's what I think okay please tell me this is all for a reason Are we doing this for charity? Is there a more important meeting? No, this is all an office for nothing. This is, I think, just satisfying some kind of creative vision. and there is even a perception that we have changed something on this show, the fans go crazy.

I imagine The Daily Show was like that on steroids when the torch was passed from John to Trevor. What has been the biggest challenge from within? Do you ever feel the pressure of having to be twice as good as you were so that people think you're performing at the same level, you know what it's like Matt, tell me really what we do on the show, it's like a political cut , we take the ingredients from what they gave us that day, we have to make sand castles with it mm-hmm that's all we're trying to respect the process Kobe Bryant Muse we're just picking up marbles every day with our fingers feet building a sandcastle, that's kind of okay a little bit of Carly Fiorina we have a mega Trump investigation we're doing on the show today we built a sandcastle the water washed it away we do it again we do that over 200 times a year that's what we're supposed to do sun You made it all the way, you made it clear h

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tly, I don't even know what I'm saying.

Are you proud of yourself? Could you ask me my social security number on camera? So I'll give it five four. I'm not. I'll give it to you, okay man, the word is yours 30 seconds this camera that camera you like working with this camera sometimes I've noticed it picks anyone you want the world to know what you're going through in your life right now I'm in my one-on-one show called Homecoming King, we're going to over 30 cities around the country, we talk about my life, we talk about the first generation Brown

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