Harry & Meghan Shed Titles, Harvey Weinstein Convicted & Coronavirus Goes to Italy | The Daily Sho

The royal family likes the Kardashians, but they're less welcoming to blacks. It's been a month since Harry and Megan announced they wanted to leave the family and now they've been told they can leave, but they must leave their name tags behind. behind Harry and Megan will soon no longer be royals, publicly at least, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have released new details about their plan to step down from formal royal duties, including an agreement with the queen, and not wear the real word on any philanthropic or business future. Although they will formally keep their royal highness

titles

, they will no longer be able to use them after the transition takes place on March 31.

Bloody Harry and Megan are losing their

titles

. That's the most embarrassing royal loss since William's hairline, but yes, the Queen has announced it. that Harry and Megan can no longer describe themselves as royals and I won't live I was Harry and Megan I'll be fine then we'll be known as Royale actually it's p very funny how petty the Queen is being known because basically you know what he's doing he's trying to convert Harry and Megan from the official Royals to store brand that's what he's doing like you know how store brand is kind of like brand name but i eat a bit like ice cream flakes we will have tony the tiger but then the store brand is a weird polar bear yeah so every morning you have to look at the box while eating the cereal you like.

I wish my mom would. I don't buy you, but I'll be honest. I don't think the Queen is going to win this one because it's not like Harry and Megan need those titles for us to know who they are. Nobody hears names like Mary and Megan and then like which. The noise for Harry and Megan of Nashville is that they're going from people celebrating their freedom to someone who's going to lose theirs for a long time to come anyway Harvey Weinstein has been found guilty of third-degree rape and committing a criminal sex act in the first degree th The jury acquitted him of three other charges, including the most serious of predatory sexual assault throughout the process, he kept saying I didn't do this, I didn't do this, but of course now he faces five to 25 years in prison at least with more possibly coming with additional charges new charges in LA yes people it's official Harvey Weinstein is going to prison which is crazy because it already looks like he's been in prison for 25 years seriously a Weinstein you won't do well in prison, partly because other inmates don't like sex offenders anymore, but they really don't like some of the Harvey Weinstein movies, yes they will approach you in the prison yard Ission like she wasted nine Mansfield Park bucks that was a shame on Jane Austen in to be funny is if they lock Weinstein in the same cell as Bill Cosby yeah because then I can tell you no one is going to fall asleep in that cell. eep No Island let's finally go from Harvey Weinstein to another plague on mankind the corona virus the disease that started in december in china is now taking off around the world breaking news on the corona virus outbreak experts say the world has come to a tipping point to prevent a global pandemic after a surge in cases outside of China, the largest outbreak outside of Asia is in Italy, where cases rose from three to more than 150 over the weekend, a dozen cities Northern Italy are now on lockdown, normally bustling medieval villages turned virtual ghost town officials in Venice canceling the rest of the city's famous carnival festival officials in Milan at least fashion and financial capital taking extreme precautions in this fashion show from Giorgio Armani deserted models walking down the runway in a room full of empty chairs yes the corona virus has closed offi cially their elite fashion shows canceled football matches canceled even the statue of David is playing It's safe and by the way I really find it interesting how when corona virus hits a country you learn what that country is all about.

It hits Italy and stops fashion shows and soccer matches in China. Stops all manufacturing plants like I bet. If he gets to France, they will say we have to reduce physical contact. They are all limited to a single lover. Now the big news. The big news that is really worrying is that the World Health Organization says that we are reaching a tipping point where the virus could become. a pandemic so if you have a wish list now is the time to do it my friends yes if you want to skydive do it now if you want to swim with sharks do it now look there is that woman at work you always wanted to kiss, stay away from her, didn't you learn anything from Harvey Weinstein?

She could also have the

coronavirus

.