Happy Death Day (2017) KILL COUNT

U Make Me Feel - MK2 Welcome to Kill Count, where we

count

the victims of all our favorite horror movies! I'm James A Janisse and today we're watching Happy Deathday released in

2017

by Blumhouse Productions. I'm doing this because today is, in fact, my birthday! And what better way to celebrate than by working harder with an extra Kill Count? Wait a minute... Happy Death Day is a movie that combines many genres. If you come in expecting a straight-up slasher, you're bound to be disappointed. Instead, it might help to think of it as a romantic comedy with horror elements and, of course, a premise borrowed from Bill Murray's classic Groundhog Day.

As you probably already know, Happy Death Day is about a girl who is murdered on the night of her birthday only to wake up at the beginning of the same day. She finds herself in a seemingly endless loop as she tries to figure out who keeps

kill

ing her behind that baby mask. And you know what? She might learn a little about herself in the process. People have asked me how I would cover the

death

s in this movie, but it's pretty simple: I'll

count

every

death

I see. Yeah, things reset at the beginning of every morning, but, I don't know, think of them as tangent timelines or something.

Whatever makes you feel comfortable. So let's see how many happen in the various time cycles and get to them! Slow Shock - Silent Partner The movie begins with the sound of the bell tower. Our protagonist Tree, short for Teresa, wakes up in a bedroom with a really bad case of Blackout Blues and her amazing ringtone reveals that it's her birthday. The bedroom belongs to this friendly Carter guy, who looks away from her while she gets dressed and who has a Mystery Science Theater poster on her desk. So now you know, this guy is a goalie! But Tree doesn't even remember her name!

Last night she was super upset and she just wants to get back to her sorority house without running into any assholes. "Dude! Did you get that fine vagi...oowha?" Too late! Her proud passage is marked by a lot of details that will continue to appear throughout the film. You have a poorly dressed man leering, a girl petitioning global warming, kissing boys who become victims of sprinklers, a car alarm going off, and a fraternity. hazing that causes a brother to fall to the ground. She runs into Tim, a guy who's obsessed with how she hasn't returned any of his texts, but dude... "Who takes their first date to Subway?!" "It's Not Like You're a Foot Long" - Returns to her sorority, Kappa Pi Alpha, where Tree confronts her roommate Laurie, a nursing student, and gives Tree a homemade birthday cupcake.

But if you haven't figured it out by now, Tree isn't the nicest person. - "What would you want?" - "A new roommate." And she throws the candy in the trash. Damn Tree, why are you acting like a bush? At a lunch, bad Kappa president Danielle criticizes a Kappa sister for her chocolate milk, because she has too many Kappa calories. When the sister gets up from the table upset, she bumps into Carter and spills the milk on Tree's head. That's not how you water a tree, you fool! Carters is there to return Tree's bracelet, but she doesn't get too cheesy about it.

Instead, she just gives him a not-so-

happy

death stare until he walks away from her in shame. Tree heads to the campus hospital where she ignores a birthday call from her father and passes a security guard on her way to the office of her professor, Gregory Butler, who shows up to talk to her about the recent evidence of it. Oh wait, no, they're having an affair. A poorly timed affair, too, as Stephanie, Gregory's wife, is knocking on the door and the look on her face says, "He probably realized what was going on inside that locked office." Tree also meets up with Lori, who knows what Tree is doing there and warns him that it could be dangerous: "I think something like this is bound to have some pretty serious consequences." That night, as Danielle tells Tree not to be late to a frat party.

They are going to experience a continuous blackout. That doesn't stop Tree from dressing up in her best clothes and walking around the dark campus alone while she listens to a voicemail from her father, upset that she missed a birthday lunch with him. She comes across a tunnel full of traffic lights and a birthday music box in the middle. But when she goes to inspect it further, a baby-faced person in a black hoodie appears at the end of the tunnel. They run off only to briefly fall, startled, and chase after Tree with a knife. We get our first Happy Death of the movie when the

kill

er appears behind Tree, standing over her and pointing a knife at her head.

We never see the actual impact or death as it can be a bit strange with the whole reboot thing. Tree wakes up when the bell rings and she's in the same place as before with Carter doing his good boy thing and his phone playing that awesome ringtone again. She is a little confused and pushes Fine Vagine's brother away as she prepares to repeat her day. . Creeper boy, she looks. Global warming girl, check it out. Sprinklers, car alarm, hazing collapse, check, check, check. At least that means another chance to eat Lori's delicious birthday cake, but Tree is too scared to indulge so she leaves without even blowing out the candle.

One day he'll appreciate your cooking skills, Lori. While she is distracted in the Kappa congregation at lunchtime, Tree notices a stand selling the Bayfield baby mask. Which, by the way, is a horrible mascot for a university! Who wants to see a bunch of drunk babies stumbling around campus? Oh, actually, now that I say it, it sounds fun. She goes to Dr. Adulterer to ask him about her current condition. He attacks her neck before she can ask anything and the consultation ends with another close call from Stephanie showing up at the office. That night in her room, Tree watches a video of Compton on her phone, and she and her mom enjoy birthday cake together.

Danielle arrives and becomes a nuisance and the blackout occurs again. And then Tree walks back outside on her way to the party. But this time. When she runs into the Halloween Horror Nights horror tunnel, she wisely turns around and takes a different path to the frat house where there is supposed to be a party. Maybe it's one of those silent discos in the dark... Or maybe there's a baby face at the door! BAM, bitch fell! Too much. - "Surprise?" The blow is interpreted as a victory and the party begins. Oh shit, are they playing Hold'em? This is my kind of party!

Tree is chatting with her enemy when Nick, the guy who got punched. the baby mask appears. Danielle is very interested in him, although it is obvious that she would rather be a tree climber. -"You know exactly what you're doing, Tree." -"What am I doing, Danielle?" Tree ends up in Nick's bedroom, which houses a bunch of rooster posters and a big blue box of noochie boochies. As she looks in the mirror a damn baby face appears! Whoa, watch out Tree Not because he's the killer. , but because it's Nick with a really bad pick-up line: "Welcome to The Pleasure Dome." The Pleasure Dome is apparently a flashy place with mediocre techno music where Nick feels free to dance as if he were dancing to music. festival.

That is, bad. The loud music prevents him from hearing a babyface coming out of the closet behind him and while Tree is texting Danielle, Nick gets stabbed a bunch of times in the background. He dies and after some babyface confusion, Tree sees his body on the ground. It seems that his accident occurred earlier than expected. The second expected death of the tree is not far behind. After a brief fight, a killer smashes the blue bong against the headboard. and raises it above her head to stab her. Again, we don't see the point of impact, so if you're here looking for a bunch of gruesome kills.

Did you choose the wrong movie? The tree wakes up and Carter's bed again and now. What is the third time? She's done it, and she's understandably nervous, as conveyed by the shaky camera that captures her familiar morning quad ride despite how crazy it will sound. Shree confides in Lori about what's going on and tries to convince her. His hers? It's fair to say that she knows about the cupcake and the surprise party that night. She even tries to tell Lori about her main concern, but Lori thinks that Tree is just not feeling well and recommends that she stay inside that night, so Tree boards up her windows and locks her door, all in an effort to stay safe.

But on her desk. He finds a black envelope with a birthday card and the baby face spinning inside is accompanied by a threatening message, the TV turns off unexpectedly and the tree gets worried so he grabs a hammer to defend himself with something good he does because here he comes baby face cutting She with a hammer knocks them down Temporarily the tree door lock bites her in the ass when Baby Face charges at her and stabs her through the door with a knife giving us the third tree killed the movie Hamwi us needs a Lorax on this page She wakes up again.

But she seems to be more confused and not just mentally. Why does her stomach hurt like this and why is his vision of her obstructed? The strange distortion and blurring as she runs. She witnesses the usual series of unfortunate events when Carter runs after her to return her clothes. She breaks down and asks him for help. She explains everything to him off-screen, and although he's skeptical, he's willing to entertain the idea and suggests that maybe all of this is happening today because it's her birthday. We also find out that Carter meets the minimum standard of decency for the record.

I didn't take advantage of you last night. Well, I slept in Ryan's bed. That's how it is. I never slept together because she was too drunk, take note, buddy Carter is a fair horror character to emulate, he helps kick off the fun and playful segments of the movie when he says that since the tree has unlimited lives, she has unlimited opportunities to discover who you are. The murderer is Hugh. A musical field assembly tree makes a list of possible suspects and begins checking the names. Nixon has known it since he saw him die. Is he already the next Tim, who is mad at her for ignoring her text message?

But when she spies on him the night of his murder, all she discovers is that the guy is on the decline because of a fact that makes a lot of sense to her in a very funny moment in the film, followed immediately by his murder for the fourth time by face. as a baby with a stab in the stomach, damn it, tree, you could have ripped that mask off right now. But we're still in montage mode, so there's no time to draw conclusions about her next move; she cuts her hair and becomes a Kappa commando to spy. about Estefania dr.

Gregory's wife, but it doesn't seem like she's the killer either, as the real killer shows up and throws a tree into a fountain to water her and drown her in it to give us the fifth tree death of the movie. Next up is Danielle and during the investigation. The tree discovers that the envelope with the threatening birthday card came from her and throws Danielle into the street, but their fight is interrupted by an oncoming bus, which hits and kills them both, giving us another couple of deaths to add. to the Count. I'm not sure. Why does that little incident disqualify Danielle from the list of suspects.

But we have to finish this montage and the last death comes from a simple baseball bat to the head. It has a fun little transition from the end of the day to the beginning. tree back to its last save point on Carter's bed. She wakes up once again with a terrible headache and many other pains, so much so that when she finds Vijayan walking in, she collapses on top and he wakes up. Carter's night visiting her at the campus hospital and after the power outage occurs just in time, Dr. Gregory is in Helen Carter's room to continue and finish her visiting hours.

Gregory says her x-rays show signs of crazy trauma which, by all accounts, means she should be fucking dead, so even though she keeps resetting herself, the same morning after each death, the continued deaths have taken their toll on her body. She escapes from her hospital room, but when Gregory finds her, she turns into another non-tree. Victim after Babyface appears behind him and stabs him with a knife. Huff got stabbed from behind, buddy, but now you know how your wife feels. Baby Face chases a tree down the hospital hallway and into the parking lot. But she is able to just barely escape them and drive off in her car leaving them staring at her in the garage.

She drives down the street with glee. But it's a short-lived celebration, as she gets pulled over for speeding and she gets the idea that a cell will keep her safe. for maybe face Then she confesses to a false charge of driving under the influence. I'm drunk, are youdrunk and I'm high, you know, pills, weed. Whatever, man, I'm on it, the very confused police officer kindly complies with an arrest, sir. But after he puts it in the back of his cruiser, the tree plant hits an obstacle because it is hit by a speeding car. It's a pretty big death. comes out of nowhere as long as you didn't watch too many trailers, which I did, thanks to marketing, you completely ruined the scene for me, the reckless driver is of course babyface and for this

happy

death we get a less stab death and more splode II after. they throw a birthday candle out the window of their car the fire follows the trail of gas leading back to the damaged police car and he is trapped inside Three explode and die for the eighth time Tam I think it's past Rasputin at this point he wakes up he drinks all of Carter's Tylenol and tells him about his time loop again, quickly demonstrating it to him.

Calling the sprinklers, the car alarm and the sleepy frat boy. They go to a restaurant where she takes advantage of her inevitable memory wipe. Hmm, check everything. whatever. You won't remember it anyway. Her conversation goes from airy to serious after she ignores another call from her dad and reveals that her mom had shared a birthday with her but died three years ago. That's why he's been avoiding his dad's calls and his birthday release scheduled for this day is the difficult one for free, he says his repeated lives have made him realize who he is I'm not a good person, Carter That's good to know, But it's hard to change, especially when each death leaves her weaker than before.

The restaurant's television has a news story about John Two, a murderer who receives treatment at the campus hospital after seeing the other tree of him looking for victims. She remembers the security guard in the hospital hallway and figures it must be John Tooms who has been killing her. He rushes to the hospital just in time to see the security guard enter his room and, after arming himself with an emergency act, proceeds to find out that yes, in fact, the security guard was murdered courtesy of a knife to the back. . I don't want to tell you how to do your job or anything, man, but he got stabbed in the back by a guy in a hospital bed where you were.

He's supposed to be watching, maybe she wants to be more careful next time. Baby-faced John Tooms comes out of hiding and starts shooting at the trees. She manages to escape, but the hospital receptionist is not so lucky as she takes a bullet and dies in the hallway. maybe she could survive being in a hospital. And everything, but I know how much they like big death numbers. So let's put it on the list. Damn John Tooms reaches for the tree and takes off his mask to give more weight to the moment. But before he can get another kill, Carter tackles him to the ground.

The tree tries to shoot John, but the gun doesn't work, so John is able to grab Carter and do the spin with his net, breaking it and killing poor Lad right there. In the hospital hallway, as the tree watches in horror, another chase scene ensues, that tree takes the man to the bell tower only to jump on John and knock him down with a crowbar to the face, but then realizes that if he survives the day. Carter will be around forever. He drops the crowbar and runs past John. Tooms to do some deforestation with a rope around his neck.

He falls down the shaft of the bell tower to hang himself and kill another tree to add to the tally he wakes up with. He has a pain in his neck and is very relieved to find Carter alive and as youthful as ever. I don't know if you've ever had a mining crater. Yes, these two are cute because she has it all figured out. She is in a very good mood. Even when it comes to finding the vagina rabbit hole, Vagina and that's not all, she's signing petitions warning kids about sprinklers, even laying down a fluffy landing pad for the frat brother, when she runs into Tim. , tells him that he should stop her so that she can be someone.

He is not you. Go out and get yourself a nice piece of male ass. Yes, go to him. Finally, he is also able to apologize to Lori for being a bad roommate and promises that she will be better. She even breaks off her relationship with dr. Gregory, who is predictably a jerk in response, but that doesn't bother the tree. She's busy with that whole character. Later, she makes birthday dinner plans with Carter and finally meets up with her father for the birthday launch. There are so many birthday meals going on. There is a nice touching scene between daughter and father as they talk about her mother and how much they both miss her and how much it was wrong for her to ignore her father as a way to avoid dealing with the pain.

They make up and yeah, man. It's a really sweet moment. This movie is definitely not just a standard horror movie with all that emotional closure along the way to resetting the timer and putting your plan into action. She goes to the hospital and pulls out a knife. security guard and a roundabout way to force him to seek help against the soon-to-be-escaping convict. He's keeping watch Then she goes and tries to kill John Tooms while he sleeps, but again the gun doesn't work for her and Tooms wigs up to give her some instructions on using the firearm.

Safety is in the girl. During the fight that follows, he finishes. Throwing her against the wall like crazy, but her timer goes off and it turns out it was to warn him of the blackout when the lights come back on, the safety is off, and Shree fires some bullets into John's tubes, killing him in self-defense. Not sure what the legal situation is here, tree, you woke that guy up and tried to preemptively kill him. permission. The successful tree celebrates in a room with Carter and his cap, a cupcake. She will finally be able to enjoy it.

Her birthday wish is simple, but after blowing out the candle. Well, it goes black and she wakes up in Carter's bed again. Motherfucker! So listen, that means she died and I'll add that to the count here since I don't want to spoil the ending just yet. I'm leaving the means by which she was killed a mystery for now, let's deal with it. It's actually really sad that all those nice person things she had been doing in her last speedrun never happened now. She runs back home to pack her bags so she can run as far as she can and that's when Laurie tries to give her her usual birthday cake.

Thanks, last night Ventre realizes that she died in her sleep from a poisoned cupcake. All those times the tree didn't eat the cupcake. Laurie had to find other ways to kill her and with John Tooms at the same hospital she worked at she was able to use him. as a scapegoat Letting him escape with a knife and a mask so everyone would assume he was the one who killed the tree But he hasn't been the baby-faced woodcutter. It's been Laurie all along Laurie attacks the tree and reveals her motivation. He has also been having an affair with Gregory and becomes angry because he likes the tree more than she does.

They fight around the room for a while before the tree gives the laureate a taste of her own medicine while quoting Chelsea from Disney's first drug episode, bitch With a poisonous cupcake in her mouth and a swinging chandelier, Kappa kicks the tree, throws Lori out the window and Kappa kills her, which again is sure to present some crazy legal problems. The tree was force-fed a poisonous cake. at a roommate and threw her out the window to her death. This movie doesn't try to delve into all that, instead we just see a happy ending where Tree talks to her father again and maintains her relationship with Carter.

Things are so good. They even catch a metaphor for a minute. You know your little stage reminds me of that. We're moving that Hyundai Mm-hmm with Bill Murray, which is Bill Murray, but then wait, why is that bell ringing like always? She wakes up in Carter's bed and things seem very familiar because Carter just went there. Oh Carter, you're a clown, the movie ends with the Kappa kiss on Carter's bed and a close up to his door where there is a very touching bumper sticker, oh yes, most of these Dustin dicks, but we don't let us lose the strength of the tree that still existed. many deaths, and I can show you the numbers.

So yeah, most of these deaths didn't stick. But let's not lose the strength of the tree, there were still many deaths, and I can show you the numbers. So yes, I can show you the numbers. I'll show you the numbers Ha ha ok, there are 19 deaths in Happy Deathday, an impressive number. That's mainly because victims are constantly rebooting. 13 were women and 6 were men, something unusual in the massacre. Count more female victims, but that's mainly because many of them were trees with a duration of 96 minutes. We had to kill on average every 5 minutes at a fairly fast pace.

Thanks to that montage in the middle, I'll give the golden chainsaw the fourth coolest death to the tree death number 2, it's not on screen. But it's a death through a broken link, of course, which trumps the other tame deaths here, almost ready for the dumbest death to be the Hospital Receptionist who just got shot in the chest and died. And that's it, Death Day Heavy came out in

2017

and already has a sequel in the works, in fact, they're starting filming this very month. I hope you all enjoyed my birthday gift to you for my 29th birthday.

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