HAPPY BIRTHDAY... | Resident Evil 7 - Part 6

Hello everyone! My name is Markiplier and welcome back to Resident Evil. Now I can hear the rhythms of a house

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y going on there! So Lucas may be having a fun time but something tells me Mia and Zoe aren't. So I just received the blue key card and I don't know if it will work yet without the red key card. OH! I will use it! That has saved me inventory space! *Mark has momentary lockjaw* What was that? What was sticky there? "Welcome to Paradise" I don't remember it being there, but maybe I read it before! Well, I'll be there in just a second!

But if you remember a few episodes in Dad's Thinking Room and Dad's Shit Throne, there was a door with a "crow" key that led to a bunch of supplies. So I'm going to go there first and grab whatever supplies I can, because I'm really depressed after that fight with mom. Uh, and then go up here where the last Serpent door is. I think it's the last Snake door, but there's a Snake door right there that leads to the master bedroom and the storeroom key, which is... Where-where- Mom and Dad! You know... I slept... Why am I being weird about that?

I don't need to be weird about it... It's okay! First things first: I need supplies! So if someone could give me some supplies and everyone could get out of my way! You should be able to go down. I grabbed the key! I'm not stupid enough not to take the key! BUT... Considering there's a lot of growth here... And I've met one of you morons here before! ooooh! aaaAAAHHH!! *another momentary lockjaw* I thought I heard something! I thought I heard one of them moan to me! oooOOOK Okay... Damn! I wish that goo made that much noise! Why can't I go about my day without that nonsense?

Oh God, thank you! Thanks for the doodles on that one! Oh yeah, and I forgot... Dad's tackle box! I can open this! Hello!? What do you have here for me? ooh!! I'll take that! Thank you! Yes, I need a lot of shotgun shells! I can't believe I fired every single one of my shotgun shells at Mom :( Alright, here we go... Crow Key! Take me there! This better be good! This better be REALLY good ! I mean it's not exactly out of my way, but... WOOOOOOAAAHHH, I forgot about that! OOOOHHHH F*CK YES!!! OOOOOHHHH I should have bought that for mom!

Oh, that would have taken care of her in TWO takes!! Holy shit* Oh, hell yeah! Damn! I don't have enough room. Seriously? Are you kidding me? DAMN! Do I have to run back and do a race? FFFUUUUUDDDDGGGEEEE! That thing is taking up a lot of space, I mean. That's awesome! That's legitimately awesome! But... I don't even know if I want to use it. It seems like it could be cumbersome and problematic if I go to hell .Alright, I'll be right back! Okay, I just have to grab the rest of these things and go to the master bedroom.

Alright Boop boop boop bupa boop badbadea ♫ Am I forgetting something? ♫ ​​♫ I bet so ♫ ♫ There are tons of things! ♫ HHHAAAHHH!!! I knew I would have forgotten something here! Heeeh HAheeee You can't run away from me! I know exactly where you are and what you are doing. Hello Buckaroo! Ooooh Don't make me... Don't move towards me! Yeah, you better not... okay, so let's leave this for now. I'm going to postpone it. Strong bullets. Sounds like a good idea. I could do great first aid though... That might be more beneficial because I have a lot of bullets... But I don't have a lot... ...eeeeeehhoooo.... ... hard call.....

Yeah, I'll do the strong chemistry because Yes, because I've been hit a lot and it seems like there's a lot more damage than ever before. So I'm just going to come out with this. Wait for that. I need the snake key. I need all these things. I'm going to put- Aaaaeeee you know what I'm going to- I'm going to put the lockpick away because it's not like I need it right away now. It's only conditionally when I find a lock and then want to get a random supply of it. It's like a little bonus more than anything.

Very good! So let's leave all those bad jokes aside! It's time to go up to the master bedroom and see what's going on. Ahhh God, I don't know why I want to see what's going on in the master bedroom. I mean. Both Mom and Dad are dead Quote on quote "they're dead" "I don't think they're dead and gone at all!" They're not really- Oahh Damn, I forgot about you UUUM, they're going to be- Ooooh Damn, they're going to be a problem Okay! Can I burn you to death? Can I shoot you dead? Well. You know what, just get in line!

Get really organized! This Brave Boy doesn't feel like expending much energy... Llliinnnee UP! Alright, one of you: WAAAYYYY OOOO HABOOSKY! Oh no! Oh no, your head is gone! Well, too bad for you. The good thing... The general/colonel who was there decided to give me his shotgun. That was very nice of him. And then I can get up to here and Badaboosky. Is there something here that I forgot? No, not at all, okay, let's go. Come on! Come on!! Come on!!! Who's there? Who's there? Oh anyone? HELLO GRANDMA! What do you do outside your room? I don't remember this being YOUR room, Grandma!

Ohh wow I see something there under the bed VERY GOOD GRANDMA! I'm going to unearth the secrets of this room. Don't do anything to me... Damn weirdo. (remember that children should be kind to elders) Yyyeeesh Alright then... So grandma! How have you been? Just looking at a photo of your son? Burn? GGGRRRREEEEEAAAAAATTTEEEEEEE So much love in this family! I'm going to take this. Don't mind me taking all the ammo in your gun, I just feel like it would be better to spend it on me and not you! I need a-? Aah... Oh, wait... I know what time it is!

It's 10:15 in the whole house! I remember that! HEEEELLLL YEAH HEEEELLL YEAAHH My memory serves me well! Ha ha! "At the same time as all the other clocks" Yes, thanks for the hint. I already did! Now I'm a BIG SMART, BRAVE BOY!! You can't stop the smart boy! Very good, hello! Lady, how is he? Are you feeling well grandma? ¿I can get you something? You know, you seem like the most harmless person who ever lived, but I have a feeling you're holding a deep, dark secret to all of this. Eew... Wow... Sorry! Don't mind me, I'm just carrying some shotgun shells.

Can I open this? Dentures? By the way, I found your false teeth in case you want them. Well, anyway... Yygh... Lockpick, okay. Damn... There's nothing there. If I collect this photo with you, will you kill me? Who is it? "April 1980-Jack joins the Marines" Oh, he's your son! Again... ...sorry for killing him (no, you're not Mark) It was just

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of the jooob. Ugh...he's fine...Whoah...Halo? *in German* Hello? *now more English* Well, it looks awfully nice, you know, it's weird... this looks like a perfectly normal nice home, and yet it's the home of these horrible creatures that have infected this lovely family.