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Half in the Bag: Wonder Woman 1984

Jun 09, 2021
consequences so I guess so I guess because we see the missiles start to fire but then they disappear when the wishes are given up but we do see rubble and the world is standing so what? What happens with Pedro Pascal he just runs out and finds her son and her son said I wish you loved me or something, yeah, how did she get out of that room or what happened? I don't remember it, honestly, I stopped watching the movie, it was like walking like doing things, I left it in the background, I knew something happened, you missed Diana's big emotional speech, she doesn't say anything at all, I saw her chattering, He is babbling about the truth and the importance of the truth.
half in the bag wonder woman 1984
Yes, yes, and it is complete nonsense, how to tell the whole world is to be honest, true to yourself, it is the only great way to be truthful and honest, and this is the truth and platitudes, yeah, oh yeah, that whole final speech and not only that, but it goes on, she starts giving her speech and I was like, okay, that's it and then she keeps talking and not saying anything, this The world was a beautiful place just the way it was and you can't have it all, you can only have the truth and the truth.
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It's enough, the truth is beautiful and then it just goes around the world and all these things are happening and all this dramatic music and it's like the illusion of emotion, the illusion that something great is happening and it's like oh man, you I'll give it credit, although at least the ending isn't a big CGI monster fight, right, at least it's something a little different, but the idea of ​​being contacted by a crazy, fraudulent businessman reminded me of Lex Luthor's plots in the yeah, the early Superman movies where a con artist businessman down on his luck meets some kind of thing that causes him to make everything go wrong.
half in the bag wonder woman 1984
You know, it's fun. You get rid of Kristen Wick, yeah, um, and just make him the villain, but. Don't take it to the extreme levels that they did, they just turned it up to 11. You know what I mean and it wasn't necessary, but the end of this is so dramatic and serious, being so serious, it's so so. a long way from where it starts with that fight in the mall and

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didn't learn to fly, you were supposed to be crying then Jay, because that was after she ran away from Steve Rogers, yeah, who was dying or dead or going.
half in the bag wonder woman 1984
To be dead she knew that she had to give up her wish and she wouldn't see it, so she ran and threw her whip in the air and jumped very high and got on a plane and got into the air. sky she flies into the sky with the lasso of truth didn't she have a sword in the last movie? I feel like that was her big weapon and the last movie was a sword. Do they tone down the kids in this one? she had a sword, I don't remember her having any kind of other weapon anyway, what she was saying is that she was flying and she could, she was like she got an impulse, you know, yeah, and then she was flying and, um, then she launched herself. . a cloud stops the dot is in your mind listen to steve guttenberg's voice and he says flying is a magical thing you catch the wind and it lifts you up oh yeah that's what he says about flying he's playing he's waxing poetic about flying saying empty planets about fly and fly and how magical it is and um and she remembers his words and that gives her the inspiration to fly and then you know that starts to fall but then she keeps going, the lasso is lightning, it lasts like a cloud and then she goes laugh like a lightning bolt, yeah, that was good, that's kind of cool and the light, I don't know how the light comes together, that's it again, although it's so silly that you have to play it as silly, but this is the big emotional crux. of the movie.
It doesn't quite work, like going back to Sam Raimi's Spider-Man movies. Those are very silly movies, they have emotional moments, but they are emotional moments that are based on character things. Yes, the second Spider-Man movie is great. There's a lot of dumb stuff in that, but you connect with the character, yeah, and there's no character to connect with in this Wonder Woman and Gal Gadot is also worse than in the last movie, yeah, there's nothing. charm, yeah, like the, I'm fine, the first one is coming back to me a little bit, they're in London and they're walking around doing spy stuff and there's some cheesy romantic stuff going on between them, yeah, back and forth, yeah, all the Things between those two characters in the first movie work, yeah, they're trying to do something like the montage of him putting on '80s clothes, yeah, and it all falls flat and then they barely do anything.
I don't remember what they do in the movie, I know they go to Egypt and then they kick a tank and then, oh, we'll have Paddy Jenkins write a script and come up with a story like, seriously, I think I think the first one. They did it so well, they were so happy to have a DC movie that wasn't bad, yeah, and they were like a red carpet, yeah, did you notice how all the men in the movie aggressively hit the two female characters? Yeah, I mean, I know what they are. I'm acting like I understand that, but it wasn't like I didn't know the drunk guy who's like Kristen Wiig and I mean, at least they, well, no one dies in the movie, there's that part where she starts kicking people. him and okay, he's getting what he deserves for being a drunk, yeah, but if you want to make her evil, have her kill him and then you're like, oh, okay, now she's gone too far, let's go for a G rating, yeah, yeah .
She feels so clean like no one died in this entire movie. I don't believe it. Kristen Wig picks up the drunk and throws him against a van or truck to the point where she dents the truck and then the guy falls to the ground. and then he gets up, yeah, I'm sorry, but if your body dents the steel, you don't get back up, your back is ruined, I think they forgot that he wasn't a superhero, you know, I mean he was just a regular. person, what's a superhero movie, people get thrown into cars so hard they dent them and I'm not just talking about a flimsy door, you know, like you know, car door or something, he puts a big clear mark on a truck and go back up wow, that's a superhero, but now he has superpowers?
I don't know where the script is. Does it matter? Does it matter? Nothing matters that is the motto of this movie. Absolutely nothing matters. Tone Characters Character Motivation Story Plot Special Effects at some point period, something has to matter, yeah, and it's also weird because there's no like you said, there's no monster fight at the end, so there's no super long, bloated action sequences. like your Zack Snyder movies, yeah, just keep going. because your head hurts because there's so much action, yeah, this is only two and a

half

hours long, it's like two actions, there's a scene like in the white house or, oh yeah, the government in the hallway, yeah, and it's like a Christian wig before she becomes the cat lady, yes, I think that's supposed to be what stops the big show, the cheetah fight at the end, yes, but they filmed the whole thing without lights, so you can't see what What's happening, yeah, that's a weird bummer.
She didn't beat up Pedro Pascal, he's just a human being, yeah, so she has to fight the cheetah chatara cat lady and um, yeah, yeah, I think you're right, it's like the big boss fight with the Junior boss, how does this go off the rails, yes, that's right? It's really confusing right, the problem is good, I was going to say that the problem is the script but the problem is the script and the direction well, you can't direct a terrible script, it's a mystery what happened here is a big mystery because it's It's a big mess, yeah, and the first one was good, we actually liked the first one, and this one just, oh God, so many bad decisions, you know, I'm not that interested in this one, I imagine you are, but you .
I know what I'm ready to do, I think we can do it better, so Jay, would you recommend Wonder Woman

1984

? uh, if you have HBO Max, why not? I will say that there are parts that are entertaining in a spider. man 3 in a way where it's like, what were they thinking? In a way, so, put as a kind of post mortem, like watching it, yeah, uh, not like the theaters are still open, I would say definitely don't paint a seat at the theater, but sure. don't buy hbo max don't buy hbo max just to watch this no yeah I would say yes if you have hbo max watch the first

half

of this movie and turn it off like it's fast forwarding yeah.
I had the luxury of that 25 minute long finale where all the stuff is happening and he's screaming at the podium and all the wishes and I was like no, there's no forward progression, this is just stretching and there's such a sound. strong. music playing what are women just rambling on about the truth? She's rambling on about something and I fast forward until the next thing happens on the screen that I know has changed the scene halfway through and turns into a disgusting, boring slog that's super heavy. In itself, too seriously, it becomes a nightmarish mess, that's the best way to describe it, so if you want to feel all those things, watch Wonder Woman

1984

or watch half of Wonder Woman 1984 or don't watch it at all.
Absolutely, you're not missing much. If you skip it I'd say watch Doom Patrol instead, it's a much better DC product that I thoroughly enjoyed. Let someone else write the script. Patty, you don't have to write the script too. You suck it. In fact, I would recommend it. I guess that's the end

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