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Half in the Bag: Captain Marvel

Feb 20, 2020

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in the bag or he can't stop farting oh god no, mr. plink they will fix your furnace soon we have another 36 weeks of winter left what it says here they are thinking of holding the 2020 Democratic National Convention here in Milwaukee really yes it is between Milwaukee and two other cities what are the other cities in Houston? Miami, but Miami says that Milwaukee doesn't have enough class, that Milwaukee class is what they're talking about, yes, Milwaukee has the most bars per capita. United States, Wisconsin, claim ten of them, that's almost a third, Jay, we're talking about Milwaukee, not Wisconsin, what's the city, what's the state, is it Wisconsin Milwaukee, no, Milwaukee, Minnesota, or Michigan, there's a Michigan Wisconsin who cares about everyone. is that Chicago is down there in Iowa, but what says more class than art and no, I'm not talking about the Calatrava Museum of Art, I'm talking about a statue in honor of a Milwaukee legend, the bronze funds of a fictional character TV show from 40 years ago, we also have a statue of a cancerous tumor and no, I'm not talking about Dustin Diamond, remember when he drunkenly stabbed a guy in a bar fight. embarrassing Milwaukee also boasts the least deadly pedalo tavern accidents and something to be proud of and don't forget every friday a bunch of fat guys get together in one big room and eat unlimited amounts of fried fish and chips it's called fish Fried and Mike what says class and sophistication rather than calling a drinker a bubbler, that's right.
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Jay and Milwaukee are also going green. In fact, last year we installed our first solar panel. our pub that is a real place we finally removed all lead and Cryptosporidium from our drinking water too, luckily the water still contains 5.6 percent alcohol and after nine months of a miserable cold ble sunless winter Milwaukee sure knows how to party in the summer we have some of the best festivals like this Mike Summerfest is the biggest music festival in the world it lasts for 11 days it has 6,000 bands and over 200 million people attend at night even though it becomes a nightmare world literal drunken riots and if Summerfest isn't enough the noise of drunken people and street vomit for you literally every day there is some sort of festival going on festivals like the locust street festival Bastille days Italian Festa mexicana Fiesta Polish fest irish fests Brady Street festival and cream pies and cheese curds are celebrated as motorcycles, mie While Milwaukee is the home of Harley-Davidson and every August is the Milwaukee Rally where over 600,000 motorcycles from across the country come to Milwaukee to ride and clog traffic and cause horrible accidents. of the motorcyclists hit a police car Milwaukee police say the motorcyclists were driving fast and dangerously all over the city and Rev all their engines who don't love the sound of six hundred thousand motorcycles constantly but Mike let's talk about food we all know Milwaukee it's famous for cheese and sausage but we also have some of the best chain restaurants in all the worlds that's right Jake and let me show you an example of a dish from the chef de cuisine of one of the best restaurants in Milwaukee it's all about of pasta rings with red sauce served with meat done three ways just exquisite and in terms of trade Milwaukee imports more sweatpants than anyone in the world even Cleveland Milwaukee prides itself on keeping all those Indonesian kids employed, That's true Jay, but sadly one statistic I'm not proud of is that Milwaukee is one of the most disgusting and loudest movie theaters in the world.
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Well, that's unfortunate. I just bought tickets. to Captain Marvel Oh Oh, actually, I think it starts in about 15 minutes Oh, oh, we better say goodbye Miami, despite being the blandest movie ever, Captain Marvel is a thing The most important thing to a lot of people is the film Rotten Tomatoes. He doesn't want anyone to have an opinion on the movie. Dumb bearded whites protest because they are so afraid of people calling this movie for what it is, which is feminist. propaganda now i haven't seen it the movie other bearded white fools are white knights the movie brie larson doesn't want us to watch i don't need a 40 year old white dude i don't hate white dudes im saying i hate white dudes no the movie which inspired a ton of cheap clickbait articles from terrible online journalists who have no idea how Rotter Tomatoes works. a feminist because the movie she had charity started so underprivileged girls could see what benefits absolutely no one except Disney buy these poor kids some food instead it's Captain Marvel if the movie is a hit it's because society has become enlightened enough to celebrate an action movie starring a woman, finally, if the movie is a flop, it's because of toxic online trolls, finally, there is no other explanation, eat the corporate crap billionaire and pretend it's social justice, you freaks. thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare everyone, what did you think of Captain miscast?
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That jake must have been done by someone who's already right. It's too obvious. I thought the movie was fitting and then I saw a clip of Brie Larson speaking and now I hate it. the movie, there's a clip of it, it's like you've ever heard of wired autocomplete interviews or they take google and they take the name of the celebrity and say it's brie larson and then you know it gives you the autocomplete options so she did one of those and she comes across as the most dismissive nasty sarcastic person its like a personal attack or something brie larson is left handed why do you need to know im real lly right-handed kind of ambidextrous and I can't believe you have to google that duh I mean why and it comes up in her acting a little bit and I don't know why sometimes she's bratty sometimes she's kind of like a Tony Stark know-it-all, you know, know-it-all, those are great jokes, congratulations Agent Fury, you've finally asked a relevant question.
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Oh, sometimes she's a confused alien, sometimes she's stoic. from the soundtrack, but also a little bit into the character of her, well that's what they were going for, yeah that's the weird thing about this movie, it's all the usual hallmarks of Marvel, but at least it never really takes off. IMO a lot of it is because of his acting while I don't know what his character actually is he can't remember his past but at first the bad guys touch his brain so we can see his past so we have to spend

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. the wit of the movie she's trying to remember her past, but we already know that, so there's no mystery or tension, yeah, which is a problem. some kind of women in film event and she had a huge case of foot in the mouth syndrome well her comments were essentially the first thing i saw was she was being interviewed by a black woman and she says how important women are in the cinema what does it mean? being a woman in film means it's really hard.
I remember reading when Captain Marvel was coming out or even in the early stages of production. Brie Larson cast Captain Marvel and it was a final moment. 37 movie franchise my female lead yes but she's white so there was something like everyone was deflated and there's a school of thought within feminism that if you're a white woman you can't be true femininity ist because you're not doubly oppressed all I know is she's a white woman and her and they're not quite right wait think about that interview clip is yeah it's a black woman interviewing her and then Brie Larson says that it's hard for women in the industry, especially black women, and if you're a woman of color, then it's really, really hard, like flipping the mic, letting the black woman talk about it, like a race explains, what? could we call it that?
So then you have this. like an awkward moment you know where it's like we didn't get 100 percent of what we wanted and I kind of feel like Brie Larson had the spotlight on her so she starts doing a little virtue sign and then leaves Come back. on the white man beat to show she's willing to fight, only 2.5 percent of those top critics were women of color, this blonde white woman from southern California, sure, and then she goes into a rant about the critics 67% of the top critics who reviewed the top 100 grossing movies in 2017 were white men.
Movie critics were mostly white men. the white guy has to say about the right guy the white guy had to make it sound more condescending yeah i don't care what a 40 year old white guy has to say about a wrinkle in time because that movie wasn't made for him I don't care. I need a 40 year old white guy to tell me what didn't work for him about a wrinkle in time that wasn't made for him. I want to know what that movie meant to women of color. teenagers, I'm sure there are plenty of white critics who have seen movies whose quotes weren't made for them and said there were great movies. but i think the way he put it was like the worst possible way i sure watched the documentary which is no doubt called horde and waar it only airs on shutter we are not sponsored by shutter but its a streaming service horror, it's a documentary about the history of black representation in horror, framed as a naive Living Dead to come out and it's all interviews, you know, black filmmakers, black actors and there's a part, it's a really good documentary, but there's one part in particular where they talk about the movie Candyman which is one of my favorite horror movies from the 90s and they bring up things about Candyman that I never would have thought of because they come from a different life experience, different background , different story, I thought, that's great, they just made me look at this movie in a way that I would.
Otherwise not having more voices is a good thing, that's all I had to say, but by making it this weird and condescending and sarcastic, like he doesn't need to listen to the white guy, he just comes across such weird movies talking with different people of different races, ages, genders, but she's getting it, at least from what I saw, that there needs to be more diversity in film criticism, which is as small as it is less important in the Everybody knows what I mean and we say that as movie reviewers, but it's very, very true in terms of social justice.
Yes, it is the least important. it's also that we're talking about movies like a wrinkle in time like I know it was based on a book but it's like Captain Marvel the Star Wars movies like these are great generic entertainment we know we're not talking about the moonlight as tangerine which is a movie from a few years ago that i really loved which was about african american trans prostitutes and it's a fantastic move and what are your review scores. Jay, a film about a transgender black p. Rostitute doesn't talk to a 40-year-old white man, but I could bet bucks on donuts.
A bunch of white men in their 40s gave that movie a good review. His logic was to compare the demographics of film critics with the demographics of the population. it's a huge disconnect from the US population breakdown of 30% white men, 30% white women, 20% men of color, and 20% women of color. it blew up and then you have things like angry internet nerds who have been harping on it ever since i heard those comments i was like wow he sounds like an idiot and then i moved on but then you have these like there are people who like the videos of YouTube everyday complaining about brie larson like she's just another hollywood actress so it's like you know it's like everyone's lost their minds it feels that way yeah cause you're taking a stru ggle a legit fight in many arenas and many jobs and professions and it's like pushing him to other areas where well you're pushing something she knows a good review can change your life it changed mine and that's like he was one of the people who was pushing for the guy crowdfunding to pay underprivileged girls to go see Captain Marvel.
This is the least important movie ever made in the history of cinema. and can fly into space Captain Marvel only has power because he stood too close to an engine that exploded in his face, not because of feminism, yeah, and it's essentially a very bad message to people other than white dudes like Star Wars and they would love the opportunity. to pay a visit to the set, did you enjoy playing such a strong heroic female character? If so why please welcome Kelly Marie Tran aka Rose girl so I'm doing the rest of the cost today as well and of course there will be some Star Wars fans who know all about these movies as one of the most enjoyable things to sit there yesterday at Skywalker Ranch. and I see that you appear on the screen with your character thank you very much general Hux which oneis his relationship with kylo ren in the last jedi?
Is it really hard to like being in this movie and not saying anything? fine line here first of all congratulations you're in a star wars movie these are crazy stories can you tell me a little bit about the movie about your character in the movie can i tell you a lot about my character you say i only know one truth it's time that jedi end and i'm also saying i don't hate white guys i'm just saying we need to be aware of our bias and do our part to make sure everyone is right there is there is a very easy way to say a more diverse voice when it comes to criticism film criticism art criticism is a great thing because then you get more perspectives and more points of view say i just said underrepresented people women go out and become film critics because we need those voices I'm also Brie Larson that's my statement and then she walks back out of the room.
Would you like to know who you really are? We should go into spoilers. Well spoilers. evil aliens turn out to be good aliens actually and i like that guy. I liked. I like it a little better. He's trying to get back to her family. Oh, this is kind of sweet. kind of a spoiler essentially because the Kree are already villains in their movies and guardians of the galaxy we see the I don't know the name of the actor but the guy that in the first note of guardians of the galaxy we will also be in it but even before before that he shows up, we see in the guy from Larson's team for free, there's the guy that was at the beginning of guardians of the galaxy, the star lord, that legendary outlaw when star lords like me was starting out, oh yeah, that guy's Batman drew.
Houseman is like oh so these are bad guys Friendship guy was him now I think that was his first room oh well I didn't like his acting because I didn't know what he was doing I don't know how much . that's what she's about and how much is the directing because that's the other thing I didn't like, like I said, it had all the typical Marvel traits, the occasional moments of lighthearted humor and none of those landed for me at all like everything just fell apart. felt bad yeah it's like autopilot like the movie is made on autopilot and no pun intended yeah sky high I mean I know that's kind of a complaint about a lot of the previous Marvel movies, they're all just kind of bland but what they usually get right at the very least is the main character is usually Ant Man that's the most forgettable movie ever but you know Paul Rudd is great is that man he's better in the later movies, but still does a good job of establishing that character.
I mean big in general. the theme of the movie is obviously she was broken free of his control by Jude Law, yeah and she really unleashed the full potential of her Captain Marvel powers and she's being used, her suppressed memory is used by the Kree as part of a elite squad for takeover i guess you'll remove the scroll yes the kree and the scroll yes again i'm confused i kept mine you say the trace which confuses both names but normally i'd like to agree with a non-linear jump narrative method. around and oh you have to find ways to make him understand the fact that you're doing another origin movie exactly and the origin movie you know goes from A to B yeah and this one I would have preferred if it started like you know come on, Carole, you can't, you can try go-karting with the kids, Carole, you're just a little girl, her father or you know, and then Carroll or I draw and crash.
I said no. to go go karts with the kids and then their fights in the Air Force and meet the character so you care about them yeah yeah yeah you know all of that like hey she's in the Air Force they're in the bar they're singing karaoke and then they have it all done like yeah the only guy was like hey lady you can't fly with the big boys yeah iceman character and you know it's like wrestling and then wrestling of the harder it's more satisfying when it's worth it sure you have a little scene where you know she's flying against Iceman and you know he can't do Mach 1 you're just a girl and then she's flying the plane and he's him en I'm a man you can't do better than me and she cuts him off and the guy runs into a manure truck w I'm not sure Carol did it.
She bit him at the runs, just as she did at the link. Yes, we will do it. career, you caught the eye of the top brass in the air force and you will be the first woman to fly this top secret test mission. I want to bring my black friend, come on, because she is a very good pilot. okay bring your black lady friend so she knows how to fly the spaceship at the end of the movie and then you know the accident happens and then maybe while she's on her adventures with Jude Law we know she's doing some stuff bad. and she doesn't know, I don't know, and then she redeems herself at the end, yeah, but you can't, you can't build a movie worth the characterization on a little bit at the end, yeah, yeah, that was the weird thing. it's like that montage is standing and that's really all we can tell me about this dream anything you know that's shutting you down makes you go well that's the other thing i was thinking about too because it starts in space and she has her space crew and they go on missions and stuff and she's just acting like a modern earth woman you know and like there's a disconnect there for me where it's like and then she comes to earth and says okay if you're going to be the fish out of water that she should be because she's Raised by aliens or her memories have been erased and all she knows is that this alien life will sometime be different and then she'll get her humanity back or something, you know, but I enjoyed it all, all the pieces are there, but everything is wrong, you needed to have that scene. yes, where she acts she.
I'm trying to think of a movie that's almost similar to where a human is raised completely off Earth and comes back, yeah, but you need that scene where she and her friend go, go, go. go back to your hat bar and they do karaoke and then they get like the girls just want to have fun or something Cyndi Lauper and she still acts like a weird girl it's like yelling at the thing no no no no no and then like maybe like the music brings her back a bit yeah she gets into it something unfreezes her and she's more human again yeah you're absolutely right yeah she's basically the same through the holes just sassy Jude Law at first and then they go to earth and there's not much change there no there's not much care those are the most amazing things that tend to be even the weakest

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movies that's what they usually do well you had a hard day agent fury yeah and It's also weird that this happens in the '90s and other than that I guess we can talk about the '90s references or whatever, but more than that, the fact that they're kind of actively retro now because the movies from Marvel have been going on for e more than ten years now they have made it retro. as the most important person in the entire Marvel Universe, the Avengers, is named after him.
Technically, it is now the first event. to earth which ties into the first avengers movie which is important not really inside the tesseract it's one of the infinity stones yeah so it's not important it's a MacGuffin it's a MacGuffin that feeds the plots of several films, so it is said how Nick Fury realized it. that aliens are real and we need an avenger team avengers how nick fury got his eyepatch nick fury using a piece of duct tape to get a fingerprint when the guy has his badge and then he used that on the doorknob , the control panel yeah it was the smartest thing I've ever seen and then Captain Marvel says I just opened the doors with my laser hands yeah and she could have all along so she didn't. that to help him earlier just makes her seem inconsiderate she also steals a motorcycle early on but but hey the guy was being the guy was being a jerk he was being a jerk he was fine so it's okay to steal his vehicle but then they're hanging out at the bar and she fires her laser fists at the jukebox so it destroys private profit or her property doesn't pay for it, yeah I think they're trying to make it cute and fun but not if it was. otherwise yeah it all falls apart but remember back in the 90s they didn't go too far in the beginning there was a blockbuster and then there was RadioShack and even though there are some songs that were like oh no I guess I can relax.
I think tipping the point was definitely just a girl cringing that made my skin crawl yeah it made my eyes roll back I mean in the guardians of the galaxy movies there are all kinds of pop songs, but they are motivated by something you have. a peter pen with his you know h is cassette playback is yeah man he has an emotional connection to those songs because they remind him of his mom and here it definitely starts playing for no reason i mean i guess you can do that in other movies these pop songs but in that case if it was an action scene on earth maybe it's ok but in that situation it seemed weird it was diabetic music it was just a weird choice well it's just A girl, you know it's just I'm a girl, oh I get it. yeah oh I get a message I don't know if there was a message with Nirvana come as you are maybe that's how she learns to be who she really is come as you are it's like a personal attack or something.
I actually like shifting in my seat because I could feel Kurt Cobain rolling in his grave below me Kurt Cobain was cremated j-o and his ashes were scattered to the wind after Courtney Love and he doesn't have a strong female character just like an empty shell that he can do anything at the end of the movie my same problem with superman it's not interesting because he can do anything and he's completely impenetrable well they did it I mean it'll be less interesting in the next movie I guess but they did for his powers to dim a bit, yes, you have to or you don't.
I don't have a movie but at the end she goes full force yeah but that was the end so I'm okay with it I don't really care I mean this was the connective tissue between Avengers Infinity War and Avengers Endgame as just to tell you who this super powerful being is that will come and help the Avengers stop Thanos. mismatched characters that we spent years developing that's the other weird thing, like I said, the idea that she's now like the center of the whole cinematic universe just reconfiguring, so the idea that yeah, she's going to get to the endgame feels like that should be kind of a closure for this kind of chapter of

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movies, all of these characters are fenced in along with, i think, after this, like robert downey jr. is out i think

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america is out some have a send off and then yeah and then they take a break from all these movies but the idea of ​​yeah and now we have a shoehorn in

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marvel not sure if this is an adequate comparison , but I was thinking that you mentioned that Infinity War was similar to Empire Strikes Back, okay, so between Empire Strikes Back and Return the Jedi we have only one Star Wars story, that's how it felt, yeah, well, yeah, it's not like you've learned something super important in this movie that you need to know for endgame this is the backstory of the guy who's going to blow up the shield generator on endor it's not the best comparison because you know i see what Let's see what I'm leaving when I do.
You see what I'm leaving. I thought where is okay okie and game is the perfect name for the next movie and take a break. Well, but they share everything. We have Spider-Man far from home coming out. I'm thinking it's going to be I guess it's going to be a pre infinity war story I don't know spider man turns to dust just like Kurt Cobain ok I got it so yeah it has to be pre infinity or is it a post and the entire existence of the movie is a spoiler, yes this takes place after the endgame. oh well there's the pacing of Thanos and the story changing now Spider-Man in Rome will end the other 50% of life in the universe dissolving and then everyone is dead and then it's just we like to see it as ultra lapse of time of the universe like just stars burning cold death as they call it well just all the lights go out in the universe like and then the screen goes black like the end of lars von trier's melancholy and then it stays on the black screen like for an hour and everyone says when is the post credits going to go like this for the post credits yeah I'm not going to fight your war I'm going to end well Jay how do we end this Mike what would you recommend Captain?
Marvel, you liked it a little more than I did. I guess you seem fine with the movie itself. Like I said, it was fine. I had some funny moments and some good set pieces and a little clunky in the narrative way of developing his character. he is abig deal because it's the centerpiece of the movie but it's certainly the only thing that's going to make the movie stand out between infinity or endgame yeah I think this movie relies heavily on a crutch in my opinion Because it's a Marvel movie, it's got that stamp on it and it's a connector between two big Marvel movies and it's got the whole story for a while, like when these characters were running around, I kept thinking about that Jupiter Rising movie for some reason, I think so. it was like elf ears or a dog nose or something i have more in common with a dog than you are the first person to think of that movie in three years i know but it was a lot of what you know spaceships and you know and I was like okay what if Jupiter Ascended and then through Nick Fury there and a tesseract and you know and then I just said hey this isn't a movie this is a Channing Tatum with the dog he knows he's a superhero you've never heard of.
He only trusts us and then everyone would be like this. it was great. 89% around the score of tomatoes. you are not a man Marvel Universe, yeah, as a 100% independent movie, no other comic book movies existed and they said here's our sci-fi movie about a lady who stood too close to an engine that blew up in her face and then turned in a space laser. and then a cat ate a bucket and tentacles grew out of its mouth what is this yeah it's terrible ok that's why marvel was smart to make things cosmic easy they didn't really jump right in and sell Guardians of the galaxy who had the advantage of having a great writer behind them. that could clear it up and make it interesting and she knew how to handle the humor a little better yeah the ironic fish out of water or the fun of that kind of funny stuff that audiences can relate to yeah I guess I would recommend Captain Marvel to see her as a standalone film, no, but as a piece of the MCU puzzle, yes, it can be seen.
I just say what I think, sure that's what I do. I'll say what I think so J directs and then Captain Marvel I'm going to say no, I think it was the first Marvel movie that I didn't recommend, it was just that it was a bunch of nothing. He just wasn't committed to anything. Did you find that Sam Jackson was more of a leading man? I thought. He was great in the movie, I guess we didn't mention him, but Nick Fury just comes and goes, but when he first shows up, he's like an agent, yeah, I'm in the early stages of training. some kind of something and what's going on and then at the end of the movie he's changed he really has a character arc yeah more than the lead when he finds out all he has to do is pull that thing out and become the laser lady that I destroy. the cosmos i'm the lady with the laser so yeah i'm sure captain marvel is one not an outright recommendation but it's a yeah yeah well because at least when you watch endgame you'll know who's showing up because that's what i'm really looking forward to for the latest avengers movie, well jay winter is almost over that means it's summer time what are you going to do with those six days?

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