Guest Host Shaq Interviews Mila Kunis

WHAT'S HAPPENING! YOU GOT SOME ZINGERS TONIGHT. GOOD, THANK YOU. I MEAN -- YOU LOOK GREAT. WHY, THANK YOU. WHAT'S IN YOUR HAND? THIS IS MY HALL OF FAME RING. IS IT REAL? OH, THAT SAYS YES. OF COURSE IT'S REAL. SHAQ, YOU CAN'T USE THAT. THAT IS NOT RIGHT. THAT'S HUGE. I EARNED THIS. YES, PUT IT LIKE A SAFE BOX. I KNOW YOU'RE A LAKERS FAN, BUT ARE YOU ALSO A DODGER FAN? HEY, YES. YES GUYS. YOU, WE HAVE TO GET TOGETHER. DID YOU SEEN YESTERDAY'S GAME? NO, I DIDN'T. BUT I HEARD OF THAT. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

I AM A YANKEES FAN. ♪ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A YANKEES FAN! I'M FROM NEW JERSEY. TAKE IT OFF, GUYS. GET OUT OF HERE. HOW MANY DODGER DOGS CAN YOU EAT? HONESTLY? HONESTLY. THREE, WITH THE BUN. WITH THE BUN? YES, NO PROBLEM. FOUR, FIVE, IF I WANT TO FEEL. BUT IF I WANT TO FEEL GOOD, THREE. DO YOU MAKE NOISE IN THE STANDERS? IT ALL DEPENDS. I'M A MOTHER. SO I AM RESPECTFUL TO CHILDREN. AND IF THERE IS A CHILD NEXT TO ME, I WILL NOT SCREAM BLASFACES, BUT IF THERE IS NO SUCH CHILD NEAR ME, YES, I SHOUT.

THANK YOU. NOW THAT YOU SAY THAT, I CAN REMEMBER LISTENING TO YOUR PLAY AT THE LAKERS GAME. I SCREAM A LOT. TAKE A DAMN FREE THROW, SHAQ! GET BACK TO THE DEFENSE, SHAQ! IT'S REALLY FUN TO WATCH, I MUST SAY. THANK YOU. So Halloween is coming. YES. YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT DECISION. ARE YOU GOING TRICK OR TREAT OR ARE YOU GOING TO GAME 7? IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT DECISION. I'M GOING TO GAME 7. HERE'S THE THING: NO, NO, IT'S GAME 6, TO BE EXACT. BUT WHO'S COUNTING, HE'S CLEARLY NOT A YANKEE FAN. HERE'S THE GREAT NEWS ABOUT THIS, I HAVE A 3 YEAR OLD CHILD, WHO HAS NO CONCEPT OF TIME.

SO WE, IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD, HAD A HUGE HALLOWEEN PARTY THIS PAST SATURDAY. So she had to go trick-or-treating and 200 kids showed up. IT WAS LIKE LABYRINTHS AND HAUNTED HOUSES AND EVERYTHING. As far as she's concerned, she DID HALLOWEEN. DO YOU LIKE TO DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN? I LOVE IT. I'M REALLY SORRY. DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW IT WAS THIS YEAR? YES, TELL ME. THIS IS WHAT SUCKS ABOUT HAVING A CHILD, BECAUSE THEY TELL YOU WHAT TO DO AND YOU LISTEN. YOU CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES AND THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM. I WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE MY DAUGHTER, DON'T YOU WANT TO BE LIKE BATMAN OR SUPERMAN, OR SOMETHING AWESOME?

SHE SAYS: NO, MOM, I'M GOING TO BE CINDERELLA. I'm like, OOH, GROSS. MY DAUGHTER HAS A CINDERELLA DRESS. AND I SAID, MOM'S GOING TO BE, I STARTED NAMING ANYTHING LIKE HANS SOLEO. AND SHE SAYS: NO, MOM IS GOING TO BE... SHE GUESS WHAT I WAS. she ELSA. SHE HAD A BLONDE WIG AND EVERYTHING. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I DID HALLOWEEN HERE, IT WAS A TREE. IS THIS CUTE? IT'S VERY CUTE. I DON'T WANT TO SAY THE WORD CUTE BECAUSE YOU ARE GIANT AND I'M AFRAID, BUT YES, YOU WERE CUTE. DID YOU SAVE YOUR HUSBAND FROM A HIT?

DID IT? YES. OH NO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING, GUYS. WHAT DID I DO? I WAS A FAN OF HIS SHOW. So when I finally meet him, let's say it will be a Friday. I SAID, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO PUNK ME. BET 100,000. So it fucks me up the next day. He was so angry that he was going to kill him. BUT THEN WHEN I SAW HE WAS MARRIED TO YOU, I LET HIM GO. HE'S A GOOD GUY. GIVE HIM A HUG AND A KISS FROM ME. HE TRIED TO MAKE ME PUNK A COUPLE OF TIMES.

AND SHE FAILED MANY TIMES. SUCK IT, HUSBAND! SO, HAVE ANY OF HIS CHILDREN FELL ASLEEP ON THE TOILET? Um, NO. I DO NOT THINK. Maybe I'm a little sleepy. THAT WAS FUN. WAS THIS CGI OR DID THEY BUILD A GIANT BATHROOM? THEY BUILT A GIANT BATHROOM. AND IT LOOKED SO PRETTY, I TOLD THEM THEY SENT IT BY FEDEX TO MY HOUSE, I KEEP IT. YES YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GIANT BATHROOM, BUT THAT'S TOO MUCH CROWD. WE ARE TOO TALL FOR THAT CONVERSATION. I USE A REGULAR BATHROOM. ME TOO. AND I AM A QUARTER OF YOUR SIZE.

I'M A BIG GUY BUT I HAVE A REGULAR ASS. WHAT ARE YOU, SEVEN FEET? 7'1". THAT'S TALL, NOT HUMAN. ARE THOSE BOOTS? YES. CAN YOU STAND UP SO WE CAN SEE THOSE? HELLO. THIS TEAM, REMINDED ME OF TO JULIA ROBERTS IN "PRETTY WOMAN," AND I THOUGHT, THIS HAS CLASS. I'M WEARING IT ON JIMMY KIMMEL. AND IT'S ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD, SO I FELT IT WAS THE MOST APPROPRIATE. YOU LOOK AMAZING. NO MORE PERFECT GIFTS, NOTHING IS MORE PERFECT. LET'S GET OUR ASS BACK ON CHRISTMAS. THAT DIDN'T GO EXACTLY AS I PLANNED, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT.

YES, WE GOT YOU. GET BACK CHRISTMAS! WELCOME AGAIN. I'M SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, I'M REPLACING JIMMY KIMMEL. I'M HERE WITH THE LOVELY MILA KUNIS. SO THIS MOVIE IS A DIRTY CHRISTMAS MOVIE. CAN YOU SAY THOSE THINGS? ON TV? YES, YOU CAN. I MEAN, IT'S LATE AT NIGHT, SO YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. YES, THAT'S TRUE. TELL US ABOUT THE MOVIE. THE MOVIE IS CALLED "A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS", IT'S A CONTINUATION OF THE LAST ONE, AGO LESS THAN A YEAR, BECAUSE WE PRODUCE FAST. AND THE MOTHERS MEET THEIR OPPOSITION of him, WHO ARE THEIR MOTHERS of him. SO YOU SEE THAT OUR GROUP OF GIRLS RETURN TO BEING TEENS AND YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE THE WAY THEY ARE BASED ON WHO THEIR MOTHERS ARE.

IT'S ACTUALLY A BEAUTIFUL STORY. IT IS FUNNY. DON'T BE ANGRY AT ME, BUT I SAW A BOUGHT VERSION OF THE MOVERY BEFORE. OF COURSE YOU DID. AND I SAW YOU GAVE SANTA A DANCE AND DAMN KENNY G. YES, I DID. WERE THOSE LIFETIME DREAMS OF YOURS? YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS SO NICELY SURPRISED THAT KENNY G. SAID YES. THERE'S A VERY FUNNY MOMENT IN THE MOVIE WHERE HE WAS OUR WISH FOR SOMETHING WE COULD GET, SOMEONE LIKE KENNY G., KENNY G. SAID, FORGET IT, LET'S GET KENNY G. AND I SAY, IF HE SAYS YES TO THIS GAG, IT'S MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON.

IT WAS SO FUNNY ABOUT IT, THAT I APPLAUDED TO KENNY G. AND HIS GOOD HIM AND SOLID SENSE OF HUMOR. HOWEVER, THE LAP DANCE WAS AT THREE IN THE MORNING IN ATLANTA WEARING COATS. IT WAS HORRIBLE. AND THERE WAS LIKE A LITTLE BOY AT THE BEGINNING, WHO ENDED UP TAKING OUT. AND SHE BELIEVES IN SANTA BECAUSE SANTA EXISTS, IN CASE YOU'RE WATCHING. SO WE HAD TO REFER TO SANTA FOR 16 HOURS. SANTA, PLEASE GET ON YOUR MARKS, SANTA. I'M NOT KIDDING. IT'S MUCH DIFFICULT THAN YOU THINK. I KNOW. HOW OLD SHOULD YOUR CHILDREN BE BEFORE YOU LET THEM WATCH THE MOVIE?

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. It's weird, because there are signs everywhere in Los Angeles right now. ON THE POSTER, I'M WEARING A DOMESTIC SANTA HAT. MY DAUGHTER HAS NO IDEA WHAT I DO. SHE THINKS MOM DOES HAIR AND MAKEUP. SHE COMES TO THE HAIR AND MAKEUP TRAILER AND EXITS. THEN HE SAW THIS BILL BBOARD WITH A SANTA HAT, AND HE SAID, THAT'S FUNNY, WHY IS MOM WEARING A SANTA HAT? I'M LIKE, I DON'T KNOW. SO I DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SEE MY MOVIES, BECAUSE NONE OF THEM ARE GOOD. I CLEARLY DON'T MAKE CHILDREN'S MOVIES, GUYS.

I READ SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING. HAVE I HEARD THAT YOU DON'T BUY YOUR CHILDREN THINGS FOR CHRISTMAS? FALSE. I SAY THIS. I'M NOT LIKE ANTI-GIFTS. I JUST DON'T GIVE MY SON TOO MUCH BECAUSE -- . WHAT DID YOU DO? I'M SHAQ-A-CLAUSE. NO,NO. YOU CAN DO BUSINESS WITH SHAQ-A-GRANDPARENTS THERE AND YOU CAN ALL TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. SHE IS BORED OF GIFTS. WHAT DO YOU GIVE TO YOUR CHILDREN from her? OH NO. ALL THEY WANT.COM. YOU, DON'T YOU? YOU DO! YOU ARE A FOOL. I HAVE SIX, THREE BOYS AND THREE GIRLS. THEY'RE HERE, THEY'RE ACTUALLY UP THERE.

WHERE? UP THERE. SAY HELLO, AT THE TOP. THOSE ARE YOUR SPOILED BRATS? YES. WHAT IS THE LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? I DON'T KNOW. I JUST GOT A PHONE TODAY. OH YES, A PHONE, I GOT IT YESTERDAY. I BOUGHT AN iPHONE FROM HIM YESTERDAY. WAS YOUR PHONE BROKEN? YES, THE WHOLE SCREEN. OKAY, THAT DOESN'T COUNT. SHE CALLED ME AND DELIVERED IN TEN MINUTES OR LESS. CAN YOU BUY ME A PHONE? SURE BABE. YOUR CHILDREN ARE CALM, UNLIKE YOU. THREE BOYS, THREE GIRLS? YES. ARE THEY ALL TALL? VERY HIGH. THAT'S WHY THEY ARE SITTING ABOVE, SO NOT TO BLOCK THE CAMERAS.

OK, EXPLAIN TO ME ABOUT CHRISTMAS. DO YOU BUY THEM BIRTHDAY GIFTS? NO, I GIVE THEM GIFTS. I'M NOT ANTI-GIFTS, IT'S JUST THAT THEY RECEIVE SO MANY WONDERFUL GIFTS FROM MY FAMILY AND MY HUSBAND'S FAMILY, THAT HE AND I LITERALLY GIVE A GIFT. And I know that story got out of control, like there were no gifts for my daughter. MY SON IS 11 MONTHS OLD, SO HE'S GETTING TITS AND HE'S FINE. THAT'S RIGHT, BOOBS, WE HAVE THEM. I SAID BOOBS. GOOD. I HAVE A GREAT GIFT IDEA FOR YOUR DAUGHTER. NO. HERE IT IS. HELLO, I'M WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.

I HAVE A LOT TO TELL YOU. LET'S SHARE SECRETS. WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE MY NEW HAT. I LOVE SHOPPING. ME TOO! THAT'S GREAT. DO YOU LIKE PIZZA? SO MUCH. YES. I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. WHAT? I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED. OH MY GOD, I HATE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, BUT SECOND OF ALL, DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY? MY GRANDFATHER, WHO'S LIKE 94 AND AWESOME, WILL TELL EVERYONE, IT'S LIKE, I KNEW MY GRANDDAUGHTER WAS GOING TO MAKE IT AFTER HER TAMMY PHONE COMMERCIAL. AS TO THE DAY, I REACHED THE PEAK, THAT WAS THE EIGHT DANGER OF MY CARE.

WERE THESE THE PRODUCERS? NO, THAT WAS ALL ME. PHONE TAMMY. THEY DON'T LIKE CABLES. She now LIKES WIRELESS. “A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS” RELEASES IN CINEMA ON WEDNESDAY. MILA KUNIS TO EVERYONE!