Green Pizza Taste Test

today we turn

green

let's talk about that mythical good morning top for you is st. Patty's Day is the day we celebrate big rainbows in winter shamrocks in

green

bars well it's pretty late you've been working on it tonight bars across the country are going to serve green beer and millions of people are going to be clamoring for beer that's just green it's just green use green man beer it's just bear that's green how i don't know how else to say it but we'll do better than that because we're going to make food that's green oh wow that's so much better that's the way it is time from taylor lien lizzy's and green kitchen i mean who is laurleen my late grandmother oh sorry i mean it's been years i was a kid i'm sure she'll show up eventually she's a scream all the food we're going to eat today is not just greens, but they were prepared by our green chef Emeril Lagasse, oh that's smart and we're going to wash it down with a little milk.

I've got some green milk here and ice but you should give it up while you're ahead I guess she started off pretty strong and I've got a green bull can you see it's just a red ribbon it turns green? because I also like green and we have dyed the dough green we made the sauce or emerald we made the sauce with green tomatoes the cheese has been dyed green the pepperoni has been dyed green and then it is covered with basil which is already green mm - hmm have a piece lee anne you know what i think the operative question is does it

taste

better but is it also obviously healthier right?

I think it counts as a vegetable like it does at Fred's for school lunches mmm it smells like

pizza

I think I can

taste

the green I mean a little let me close my eyes again taking your green I mean just a little just a little green can you taste it boy who's inviting you tastes like he's alive a little bit you know i'm saying yeah hey guys he's got a vibrancy yeah yeah. it tastes alive i'm alive i don't have to eat the whole piece to know how good i mean or one and it looks like someone ate a

pizza

and then threw it up like a pizza quite a skill yes i'm convinced it can taste a bit of green it can too if you don't have time to die all the different toppings you can just leave our regular pizza indefinitely and now when we introduce the Shannon burger it's like a shamrock shake except it's a burger no shake involved but a lot of green a green bun here mayonnaise green nested below and green lettuce that's already green, it's a bit redundant.

I have a green tomato here because you can get them and then we have melted green dyed cheese. the top of a st. Betty that's a green burger lemme get a cross section of one of these now fun McDonald's burgers actually they all start out looking like this and then die brown so we're done we just did the opposite so just throw that out there we've had a we've had a spotless look at that section it's so nice oh so green the meat looks like a goblin dookie yeah i wish i hadn't said goblins aren't real the leper couldn't left his mark on america , yeah, I still have a lot of green taste in my mouth from the green pizza, so I don't know if that's going to cloud my experience here, but look, there you go, I don't know if it's going to cloud your experience, but it certainly didn't set it back much. real burger next to this and i close my eyes i could tell you which one is green ok i mean we don't have we can't we don't have got a regular burger don't you shoot a million bucks but i mean it in Seriously, it's healthier from the start and we have to get used to this because 50 years from now we'll all be alien meat. looks like this so we need to dig so maybe you don't have your own emerald chef who is dyeing all your food green well there's an easy way out and that's with a food coloring slicer slim food slicer I just say hug spray food hug spray is something we should make up hug your food and make it green so don't try this on but I'll just spin like a spit and you just make me green man oh yeah gimme more rotation oh god it looks like a little sickness yeah now i probably should have put gloves on you got a green thumb can you farm now oh god will you tell me it doesn't smell different it smells like oh i mean you can really taste the green in that's the spray i can smell green well says on it just shaking off the spray no prep work no mess unflavored formula try it tastes like green one side up and down the other i know it smells like spray but once you taste it s just tastes like a chicken wing should i stick it inside where you want me? to give me the green where you go okay wait show it show people like there's a brown piece here okay yeah it's totally green you can taste that green it says free flavor i like you so much i can say say tell me you didn't try i tried it yeah you did green day face cool but you know what we don't have to limit ourselves to wings when we can take a twinkie and turn it into a green spit that thing now for them they did green cream for Shrek and Ghostbusters but they didn't make the Twinkie green because they are little thinkers you have to think big Twinkies well they didn't have this system if they were to call me and you said one of us is the rotator and one of us it's the sprinkler and then we would I said we're on the plane right now where we'll board the plane coming to your Twinkie Twinkie people okay look at that man now wait back to back try the green if it tastes like women not green oh no, let me do it. my

test

do it you have an idea take my

test

hold the other one close your eyes green green don't let me do it i mean don't you owe me a million dollars no green no green i don't know green i know yellow see look okay let me take your green you can taste the green ok here's the green from i have my eyes closed i know we can taste the green and it says listen we may have some kind of sixth sense to taste the colors it's all in the can that you can't try it but for the common oldies right now we only have a green flavor yeah and if we can do it anyway we are common oldies are we special?

I think not, that's fine and of course if you don't have any green spray. or you don't want to take the time to die all things green you can use naturally green foods that's what we have here we call it chiffon layer dip Siobhan is a very popular Irish name just like Lurleen works perfectly chiffon layer dip has green olives good first of all honey there's a fucking grasshopper sort of emerging from the center of like hey in case you forgot about me i'm green too hello guys im here guys im here green olives grasshopper algae , turtle meat, what we found, turtle, me again, meat boy, Shady Meat Man, came, happened once again, wasabi warning in that layer grass and lime slices on top those are just lime slices shell and all and we're going to use green tortilla chips tortilla native to irish land that's how it is tortilla the tortilla tree a stone but a rabbit inside loses corn like a blarney that's how it all works in ireland that's good all the economy is based on robbie he doesn't swim rocks they rub things rub rocks and look for mexico that's why they're doing it oh my god ok they're my people can i crack on them ok is that what he knows or guacamole hey it's all that coating just what it tastes like they're crazy man it's like watered down somehow it's asabi cream oh good and the grasshoppers are boiled for safety? go all the way to the bottom to get them what is that black thing in the bottom?

Stinky algae is so stinky oh my god I got two grasshoppers I see two eyeballs green ayahs I like green olives and what's that pink thing ain't that ain't green that's some meat oh that it's turtle meat you got turtle meat in there oh yeah give me some turtle meat well you're going to have to dig in there it smells so bad i have to go i have to go in for the turtle meat when a man goes for the turtle meat i mean look sometimes it doesn't come back turtle meat can be very elusive turtle meat behind turtle meat that was my nickname in high school there's a little turtle meat that's what they say when i was coming not when i was on my way there some turtle meat here it comes again right you're going to eat all of that you're going to take a bite I took a bite and you made it like a whole plate how you push the lime wisdom has to have a hole I'm on it Okay, I will gladly add lime.

I'm just going to have a bite. Okay, do it, go all shavon, subsequent layers. it burns once you start to vomit you start to slip it's green yes you're still green that's not bad that was good i mean not just a little taste good it takes a while to eat but we have all day but no thanks for liking comment and subscribe you know what time it is you forgot to give your partner the usual st. The St. Patrick's Day gift will never fear, you just have to reserve our book. red link. put them. It should be 50 bucum. try see what's going on mickey d please hashtag only this is when we find a picture that posts with a hashtag we can't find anywhere else and then we ask him to add that hashtag to it it's prickly six there's only there's only there are two there are only two photos currently available so you guys add to those and we know of a puncture hashtag what could it be? good morning mythical and click on the circular channel icon to subscribe thank you for being your best mythical