GREATEST COMEBACKS OF ALL TIME

hey folks yeah i know it's been a while but your girl is back with your other girl jessica doll she always asks me where's jessica where's jessica where's jessica but now she's back single and ready to blend in, speaking back, that's exactly what today's video will be. comeback of yesica the weave of she I bet you couldn't make a sentence without a you thought you just did something, isn't that cool? Sorry to burst your bubble, but many sentences could be constructive without using the first letter of the English lexicon. oh my god your english teacher because dammit i wonder how long it took me to think of that answer like ooh i know i could do this a lot of words that don't use the letter a now try to make a sentence without a or e hmm lo First thing that came to mind I suck the next one I'm so stressed the sunlight hurts I'm God's mistake sing this to that old McDonald's tune I'm so stressed the sunlight hurts I'm God's mistake gotta there will be a month There is another line after that edition of five nights.

I'm so stressed because the sunlight hurts. I feel drawn this day. My roblox, my friend, eat less meat. Have a good day. I do not like you. i want to thank you when you do i'll thank you my eggplant emoji is so hard to find he's going to find another girl he won't miss - so we group up here this is tinder so you both start the conversation as friends who are your friends with favorite sounds good who's 3rd person me oh no we love a good curve it's really going to elude a hit that was Khalifa it's funny I know someone like this Facebook just put out an Obama and started accepting gay ads I think the ads are they are based on their internet browsing g patterns I wonder what they were looking for and this is 100% accurate can we talk about this for a second because me and my friend will be sitting in a restaurant talking about something literally speaking she won't look it up on your phone or whatever and then you go to your phone five minutes later and then you see ads what we were talking about this is proof that they are listening your phone is listening Chando and I wouldn't be surprised if your camera is always recording what you are doing and listening to everything you say everyone has a designated FBI agent your FBI agent knows more about you than you see I started hiding on my webcam when I'm not using it I know everyone is listening to everything I say buy me, the least I can do is cover it up so they're not looking at me.

I also remember Mark Zuckerberg when they saw his laptop, he had a sticker on his laptop and his microphone because he knew they were watching. you he's like nah i want to be watched so he covered his webc I'm and his mic. If my FBI agent is watching this. Hey, I want to meet for coffee or something like I'm depressed. I would get another. My D is so big it goes from A to Z. Look at your keyboard, it goes from A to Z. Wow, what he meant goes from A to Z huh Wow, really the riddles on Facebook who are you trying impress mom dad I'm not a bloody taxi service if you want a ride I expect money to make you a taxi service you know that one does those who have always given rise to everyone has finally had enough look I'm not a taxi service you want me to take you have to pay me for that it's ok but you want to be a taxi service so bad it's ok show your outfit i'm not fit to be seen right now believe me why but cut she has a mask on she is in the process of beautifying it is like a turkey being cooked in the oven you don't want to see the turkey until it's done cooking you feel me so you're going to ask what's under the towel another towel what's under that i'm going to get what i want yes you're going to get what you want you're going to be ignored We are currently closed we will be open tomorrow at 7:00 am. m. try again later i couldnt be happier right now for the first

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in my life a girl told me she loves me so good big momma moms are great how does anna feel weather mm mm oh G went to Yahoo Answers and asked what does a guy say go make me a sandwich whats a good answer hes sexist and im trying to be witty any good answers well you better come back with a fucking thumbs up sandwich that will show him he is going to tell you go to make a sandwich you better go make a sandwich show him how good you can make a sandwich and then eat it and then what is he going to do next so we got these salty ex's on facebook.

I just ate a fish taco. She reminded me of you. What a coincidence. I just ordered a pizza and it came in 20 seconds next to you. Wow, Tara went there. Frankie Muniz, your acting is horrible, I'm sorry, but it's what you know. Ankie Muniz basically grew up wearing a lot of stuff, I think Nickelodeon, Disney Channel and a couple of movies, you're going to say yes, but being retired on 40 million at 19 hasn't been too bad. Good luck moving out of your mom's house before you're 35. damn thought 40 million must be good just keep that in your bank account you'll never see me again bye Dan those then people got a lot of money I wish how you spelled the 40 million with each zero commas included plus the zero zero cents at the end in case you can't read and it seems like a longer number I see you JJ asked the Grinch why you're green and he asked why you're orange Touche so he had eggs greens and ham and that turned him green and she had gotten too tanned which turned her orange. simple geometry.

It makes my heart smile when two ugly people meet and fall in love. probably as a less ugly person to slide into my DMS now that they have a girlfriend without the ugly in this world there would be nothing beautiful thanks for your sacrifice are you going to send her a link to a list of burn centers in the US icing on the cake thanks for being ugly so we can have our freedom tattoos have to be meaningful and how does spongebob mean it imagine it's the year 2065 and you have to explain it to your grandchildren don't you think in 2065 how does it mean they are going to evolve and become they will keep coming back dumber and dumber.

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soon like remember five years ago there were only a handful of memes and now those like millions it's in the future there will be billions maybe they'll even make game shows about memes you guys have a million idea of dollars, right there, like the drama they started. Your status updates are either so angry or it means you didn't know you were such an angry person. always lyrics i never met you are a radio it's so cool i love it we love wholesome content boys are like mosquitoes they go with all these girls saying the same things the worst part we actually believe it what the heck relates to mosquitoes - mosquitoes go to all the girls and they say the same thing and the girls believe it what's up no mosquito could talk they just suck blood and move on there is no deeper meaning i have to take a shower i'll talk later oh oh take pictures look at my shower i hate you you want to pick up the water - because i know you're thirsty how was your flight this is a girlfriend who exactly are you why are you texting her it's ok first of all stop calling you his girlfriend to make you feel better than the other girls i all know aren't you're official so don't flatter yourself second i'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick now how was my brother's flight? is it mom or something what kind or If the girl has all the powers to do a G - for an ex, that's another thing, power right there, this song does things to me that my girlfriend can't do, that's because this music is real, while your girlfriend is not a very good musician, although why?

I ride a roller coaster when you take care of me. She is less likely to die on a roller coaster. Roller coasters cost less. Roller coasters have more thrills. Roller coasters do not harbor diseases. Once she asked me why I wear a bra saying that I have small breasts and then I asked her why she wears underwear. They all started laughing, but I was kind of amused. You wear a bra so you don't see my nipples anyway, that's all for today. I hope you have enjoyed this video. subscribe join the wolf pack. I love you so much. thanks for watching bye guys i'm so stressed the sunlight hurts i'm done for this day my roblox boyfriend left me my life sucks