Golfing Over It - FULL GAME

ok... Because I don't understand why those were bi-UH Eh, NO NAH Some of those shots were bigger but they were very fast and I'm not sure I'm fahh- NO NO! NO! What the fuck?! hohhh ♫thanks, I guess♫ ♫Thanks, I guess♫ ♫Thanks, I guess, I guess.♫ Hokay No NAHH! NO! NO! GOD FUCK, DAMN IT! OOHHH, NNNN N͇̺͌ͤͩͮ̅̉̆̈́̓͟͞O̵̳͎̾ͩͩ͛̈͘O̧͍̓̌̅Ǫ̝̳̝̮̇̉ͬ̂ͥ̾ͨ̔̒͢ͅ No, no, no, no, OMG NO NO NOOO GAWD. I can't do this Oh, no, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it- *breathing* News Update: He stopped making me angry because I don't care anymore. And what the hell does it matter.

We're all going to die anyway, so... I love this. This is my favorite activity. Yes. That's how I wanted it. to get through my day Yeah, here we go Oh yeah, no This is great Mkay hit the ceiling No Here we go again, YAAAAAAAY, YAAAAAY, YAY, YAY, WOOOO CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MUCH FUN I'M HAVING?! SOMEONE STOP ME, SOMEONE CALL THE FUN POLICE! I'M HAVING TOO GOOD! Ohh BOYYY I'M SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE! Oh man, I'm glad I was born in this year this

game

was created and can play it. Can you see how lucky I am?

YAyyyy YAYYY OH BOY YAAAYYYYY YAA-- WAHOOOO NOW I KNOW WHY MARIO SCREAMS WAHOO! There we go, just avoid the horse. Just completely... noo. It doesn't matter Ohh, again! OHHHHH WELL COOL. EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EXCELLENT. FUCKING GREAT. A- gu-gu-gain. A-OHHH GOOD. JUST N- DON'T EVEN BOTHER, DON'T EVEN BOTHER. It doesn't matter. Every-oh I did it...again. ok, well WHY ARE YOU ohh my God, don't let go. Sometimes it just doesn't release. He just didn't see it. He didn't see it there! He didn't let go! Why didn't you release him? For for. Just stay- oh NO, NOOO! NOOO-HO-HOOOO! nnnooaww There, that's not bad.

That's pretty good, actually. OK well. I don't know what he wants from me, but we've made progress, which is a... damn pleasure. Oh, now you're going to start talking to me, huh? Ok, where am I going here? Am I trying to get on the little scooter? nnugh, little, little smack, little smack, little smack...no...no....no...WHAT? Ok, I just ignored it completely because I didn't want to deal with it. ok, easy enough... I just have to get to the rear of the planets here. It looks like we can actually AVOID IT! Which is good. I don't know what happens with the DNA.

Did you know? This looks like it's going to be a SON OF A BITCH. HOW... in hell? Oh, I see, we're supposed to go around him, we're not supposed to look at him. OKAY. I don't know what it is... oh, that's the inner workings of a cell, okay. I have the strange feeling that we are reaching dangerous moments, but I want to try to get on that mobile and I know I can do it. Yes, I knew I could do it. Easy enough. Actually, this is not that difficult. This is actually surprisingly easy. nnnnnnn don't prove me wrong.

Okay, I just have to... there's, there's... wow, too much, too much, too much... slip too much. NoooOOOO OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! Okay... I have to be careful or I'm liable to lose everything if I get arrogant... Which I have a habit of doing at the worst of times, okay... Okay. That's pretty easy. I'm in a Skellington, which is good. I don't know where I am in the grand scheme. Do you have hair too? Oh yes yes. And a friend. A PART of a friend anyway... Okay, so this isn't the worst thing in the world. oh no, nononono, ohh nonono...

No nonono Not as much as you think. No, ohh hhh, I don't care what you have to say philosophically. So the left is more difficult? And isn't it easier? Well, that must be a damn trick! Oh well, speaking of "tricks." So I'm going to take the harder route, just because I'm pretty sure that's what they'd want to... ...send you down anyway. So... ...congratulations, I guess. Se- Look, I do- oh... Is this all? No! Okay, you know what? DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT GAME! Did you know? Do you want to play disappearing blocks with me? Fuck you, fuck you in every way and shape possible.

Hey, I turned the music on, so it's okay, I guess. Yeah, fuck that shit. I won't go there. Don't do that, don't go there, don't do that, don't go there. oh no... oh boy, ok, be careful with this one. Quite easy. Do these, these, these blocks look tilted...? Which generally means it would roll... ...either way. They don't look completely flat. Just a cursory observation tells me that if I land wrong on it, I'm probably going to, you know... ...end up dying. No, no NO NO NOO NAAAUGH, come on! ohhh, fuck me, uh-oh. No- well, this is... fffff...

Welcome to the new Hell. A short stop from old hell. No, why did I do that? I don't know. I have no idea why I do anything in this

game

. I don't even know why I keep playing this damn game. No, fuck, come on, I don't, this is this, this is where you save me? This is... this is, okay, whatever, you know what? Thanks, I guess. Okay, and you're not going to... it's... which direction are you going to go? ok, that's fair. An error occurs if you click too fast, which is fucking cool. Noo... oh... mother... fffffffff bitch cr- You didn't go, where are you going to go? ohhh my GAAAWD! no, it's okay... oh OH oh... wow You know what?

I'm grateful for that. But I was really looking forward to just... saying goodbye to this game. I really was, so, frankly, you didn't save me from anything. You just made me have to keep going... which direction are we going to go? Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT, DAMN BUGGY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I thought I was going to be able to say goodbye and it would have been great because I wanted to move on with my life, but no, I'm still playing. Give me a fucking excuse to stop. This game isssssstupid and stupid. Well! I don't know where we are!

And I do not know why! But I'm going to count my blessings and assume I'm getting close to the end because I have to- HEY, LUNA! Are you going to open your eye? When do I least suspect it? Probably yes, wow, well yes, I can climb high, I know how to do the trick, yes, I sure do. I feel like shit, wow, that was... I didn't even think I was going to pull that off. OH WELL, GOLF A- nooo, that's not how we do it here. Damn, this is where it's going to get really dangerous, right?

Yes that's fine. Wow, I'm here, what's here? Why does this matter? Wow, thank you, thank you. That sounds sarcastic! It sounds aw

full

y sarcastic, and I don't appreciate sarcasm... no, this is not what I wanted. ok I'll take it. no- son of a bitch I HATE YOU Alright, what do we have here? Is this really the end or is it just a trick? Is this in... is this the end, is... what is this? What is this? "How are you going to ruin me?" is the only question I have in mind. OH What if I GET OVER it?

Okay, or you're not even... you're not even going to give me a chance. ok, I WANTED ah whatever. I don't think you can get over it and, frankly, I don't care. Alright. I didn't even see what my stats were, because I was trying to do something else, but OH WELL! I'VE FINISHED! YEEEEEEYYYY WAAHHHHOOOOO WAAAAAOOOOOWWWWEEEE One hour and thirty-six minutes. Two thousand eight hundred ninety-eight visits. I started to get very good at the game. I really did, I started to get better at that game. I do not like that. I don't like that I'm good at this game.

But that's okay. Yeah, it really was, it was one of those situations where... I was playing, I was playing, I was playing, I got angry and frustrated and then something came out and I realized I just don't care. I didn't care, I didn't care, I didn't want to get over it. And I felt a sense of calm as I tried to finish the damn game. But I did it! :) And I did it. And it's not a bad game. uh, it's not "bad", it's... I don't know, it's... it's obviously a derivative, because it was obviously inspired by "Getting Over It." So inherently, some points are deducted for a less than original idea.

But the golf aspect brings with it a different difficulty, even if the mechanics are still... a little... shit. But! THAT'S THAT! I DON'T LIKE IT, I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT, I HATE THIS GAME WITH A BURNING PASSION AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT. So thank you all for watching! Let me know what you think of this in the comments below. If you didn't know, I'm going on tour to Amsterdam in July and there are only a few tickets left, so go and check them out for yourself! Also... in November... we will come to Australia.

I think the first show will be in New Zealand. Go to TOUR.MARKIPLIER.COM or click the link in the description below and you can see it for yourself. So thanks again. And as ALWAYS... see you... in the next video. BUH-BYYYEEEE!