Ghost Rider VS Lobo (Marvel VS DC) | DEATH BATTLE!Feb 27, 2020
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Bounty hunting is not for the faint of heart. Boomstick: Especially when your usual targets are superheroes. Wiz: The Ghost Rider, Marvel's relentless Spirit of Vengeance. Boomstick: And Lobo, the space-hogging main man of DC Comics. He is Wiz and I am Boomstick. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and abilities to find out who will win... A BATTLE TO THE DEATH! Even at a young age, Johnny Blaze lived life on the edge. The son of accomplished cyclist Barton Blaze, he sadly witnessed his father's death in a stunt gone wrong. Boomstick: But he was adopted by another stuntman, Crash Bandicoo.
Sorry, I mean Crash Simpson. It's no surprise that Johnny became a stunt performer until Crash's wife was killed in a stunt gone wrong. Wiz: Only now, apparently aware that motorcycles can be dangerous, Johnny vowed never to act again. Boomstick: And then Crash got cancer. Dammit. Even I don't have a problem with such bad parents. Wiz: Completely devastated, Johnny refused to let Crash die. Willing to risk everything, he turned to the one person who could fix it all. Boomstick: Satan, everyone's favorite problem solver! Squirrely: Hail Satan. Wiz: This was Mephistopheles, one of the many lords of Hell who has a special interest in Johnny's family line.
To save Crash's life, he made a deal with the devil, curing his cancer at the cost of selling his soul. The deal was successful and Crash was cured. But he then died in, well, a stunt gone wrong. Boomstick: I mean, he's a stuntman whose name is Crash. I should have seen it coming. And after all that, Johnny was stuck being Mephisto's bitch for all eternity. Wiz: Mephisto even interspersed it with a vengeful demon spirit named Zarathos. Boomstick: Zarathos. Ask your doctor if it is right for you or your exorcist. Wiz: Long ago, Zarathos was a powerful demon that threatened Mephisto's realm.
Eventually, Mephisto defeated him, forcing him into eternal servitude. Boomstick: And with their combined power, Johnny and Zarathos toured the world punishing the wicked as the personification of a death metal album cover, Ghost Rider. Johnny: (laughs maniacally) Boomstick: Aaagh! Oh god, that's terrifying. Wiz: Well, I'm sure his face instills fear in many- Boomstick: What, no. Ghost Rider looks awesome! I'm talking about Nick Cage. Johnny: (maniacal laughter) Wiz: Okay. Still, as Ghost Rider, he became one of the biggest threats in the universe. He has superhuman strength and speed and his skeletal body can practically regenerate from any amount of damage.
Boomstick: And if Blaze's last name isn't obvious enough, he can shoot fire. Ah, but not just any fire: Hellfire. The best kind of fire. Wiz: The kind that is infused with magic that burns not only your flesh but bypasses conventional defenses to attack your soul. He can shoot fireballs, raise walls of flame, rain fire from the sky, and even conjure weapons and items out of thin air, such as a demon shotgun and an endless stream of chains. Boomstick: And his rough ride: The Hell Cycle. This baby can look however Johnny wants, but he usually summons it as a helicopter panhead.
She can respond to Johnny's thoughts, scale walls, and even outmaneuver Thor's hammer Mjolnir. Wiz: The same hammer that traversed the galaxy and returned in a single minute. Boomstick: You know, I turned on my helicopter once. Wiz: I didn't know you had a motorcycle. Boomstick: Well, well, yeah, and even the fire. Wiz: Oh. Oh. Boomstick: Rest in peace Roadhog. At least you came out in a blaze of glory. Like Bon Jovi said. Wiz: But while his hellfire and his chains are vicious weapons in their own right. They are often used to ensnare the Ghost Rider's victims as he plunges to a truly devilish death.
Or should I say... A penance. Boomstick: The Penance Stare is basically Hell's Corner of Pain. Ghost Rider is not angry. He's just disappointed. And he wants you to think about what you've done and it hurts a lot. Wiz: Under the Penance Stare the Ghost Rider forces you to relive all the pain and misery you have inflicted on others. Throughout your entire life. No indiscretion. No matter how small it is safe from the Ghost Rider's gaze. Boomstick So this time I put ground laxatives in my fourth grade math teacher's coffee and screwed up. Does that mean the look would give my soul a crap too?
Wiz: Not literally, but you would experience the anger, humiliation, and butt cramps. Boomstick: So... Basically, the eternal damnation got it. Wiz: But if your sins are so numerous and terrible, Penance Stare could even destroy your soul. Leaving you an empty shell. Boomstick: The look doesn't work on everyone, he thought. You could survive if you're blind, have no soul, get power from pain, or if you're a weirdo like Thanos who enjoys that shit. Still, Ghost Rider's grab bag of hellish powers allowed him to tear apart some of the world's biggest assholes and even some of the good guys like Hulk Thor and Doctor Strange.
Wiz: He's fast enough to dodge bullets or even catch them with his teeth. It's powerful enough to create massive eruptions, blow up mountains, and even bring down a skyscraper; the average skyscraper weighs more than 200,000 tons. That's the same as eleven hundred blue whales weigh. Boomstick: Or an ex-wife. I'm going to write that on your next alimony check. Wiz: And given his hellish heritage, he's pretty hard to kill. Bullets, poison, fire, he has survived it all. Even a beating from the World War Hulk made him even angrier and more turned on. Wiz: Isn't that all you remember about Zarathos?
Johnny Blaze is not simply a host for the demon, but a limiter of all his power. Throughout his life as the Rider; Johnny has constantly battled Zarathos in the mind and has barely held on to any semblance of sanity. If his will to resist the demon falters, Zarathos can take full control and all hell breaks loose. Not literally, but pretty close. Boomstick: Oh, and the plot twist Zarathos was never a demon at all. But an angel of justice, fiery skull head and all. When he's unleashed, he becomes so powerful that even Doctor Strange gets his robes wet and this is the guy who explodes supernovae like Pez.
Wiz: While Zarathos was bonded with another host, they even managed to defeat Mephisto in his own realm. For reference, Mephisto once fought Galactus Devourer of Worlds. Stars exploded, galaxies trembled, and the entire universe was at risk simply as a byproduct of their battle. Boomstick: And if Zarathos wasn't scary enough, he likes to eat souls. Wiz: Of course, Ghost Rider isn't invincible. Johnny is technically vulnerable as an ordinary human being. Even while he is transformed, the Rider can be killed with holy weapons. Boomstick: But Johnny is doing well on Mephisto's throne. I guess things worked out for him, even if he's not very interested in being the devil's bounty hunter. horizon.
Count your sins because the Ghost Rider is coming and may God have mercy on your soul. Ghost Rider: Sorry. All for mercy. Wiz: Let's turn back the clocks to a bygone era of sin and debauchery. Boomstick: The 1990s. Wiz: Inspired by the financial success of "Watchmen" and "The Dark Knight Returns," comic book writers began churning out grim, gritty superheroes by the dozens, including Cable, Azrael, and Overkill. Boomstick: Yeah, they looked cool... At first. But I mean, what's going on here? Wiz: It got so absurd that someone needed to take these roided-out monstrosities down for a peg.
Boomstick: The world needed a hero... no, a parody. Wiz: Enter the planet Czarnia. Once the brightest beacon of peace and happiness in the universe until its inhabitants were wiped out by a biological catastrophe, leaving only one survivor. The last son of Czarnia: Wolf. Boomstick: The one who killed everyone else, a guy whose name literally translates in Czarnian as. What? Awesome! Why didn't I call myself that? Wiz: Lobo is so unimaginably evil that the birth of him caused the midwife who gave birth to him to go insane. The first Czarnian to do so in ten thousand years.
Boomstick: Some even think that Czarnia was so perfect and good that the universe created Lobo to balance things out. Hey, didn't you say the same about me when we first met, Wiz? Wiz: I did. Simply put, Lobo was...unique and he wanted to be more. Thus he made sure that he was the only Czarnian alive in the universe. Wolf: I fragmented the rest of the planet for my high school science project. I gave myself an A. Boomstick: Yeah, he's definitely crazy... pretty awesome! Wiz: Lobo left the desecrated corpse of his former home to become a bounty hunter.
Probably because it's the only profession that allows you to legally kill. Boomstick: Oh, don't worry, he'll illegally murder you too. Wolf does not discriminate. He even has a special gender neutral slur and the name of my next motorcycle. Wolf: My bike!! Damn Bastich! Boomstick: Anyway, Lobo's gotten some pretty crazy bounties all over the universe. Including Santa Claus, two near-omnipotent dwarf gods, and even things that apparently don't exist. Wiz: And Lobo's Czarnian physiology is just as absurd. He possesses godlike strength, speed, and invulnerability. So much so that he can go through hordes of superheroes like nothing. If he somehow takes damage, he also has an awesome healing factor.
Boomstick: It's like Superman and Deadpool have a baby, which is much scarier when I say it out loud. Deadpool: Did someone say Deadpool? Boomstick: (yells) Wiz: NO! GO AWAY! There. He's gone. Boomstick: Wow. I didn't think you had it in you. Deadpool: Oh honey, that's not true. Haven't you heard? No one has really left. See you later! Wiz: I swear to God I'll kill him one day. Boomstick: So... you've got the replacement plan on that TV, right? Wiz: (clears throat) Back on topic, Lobo can regenerate with a single drop of blood. And each one that is undone will become a whole new Wolf.
No, I'm not making it up. Boomstick: No wonder there was no war in Czarnia. Nobody can kill these bloody bastards. Wiz: It helps that he's also a super genius who knows over 17,000 languages. He can perform complex physics equations in his head fast enough to catch the Flash and he can build weapons to destroy planets out of garbage. Boomstick: His brain is no joke. He can resist mind control because he is too irritable and has such strong will that he can literally walk through Green Lantern buildings. You know those things driven by willpower? Wiz: And befitting his occupation, Lobo is a master marksman, tracker, and kent by his own admission, he deduces any opponent's weak points.
Boomstick: Uh, I like how my shotgun shank jams if alcohol gets in it. Wiz: I would have left with your crippling alcoholism, but I'm sure that's as well. Lobo may be a powerhouse on his own, but he also comes equipped with guns, knives, swords, grenades, and a bomb he sent back in time that accidentally killed the dinosaurs. Oh! Boomstick: His favorite is his huge Hookchain. But when his job takes him across the universe, he climbs into his Space Hog. A custom fast 66 frag that has automatic machine guns, whistle response he can fly fast enough to escape black holes and explosions. 🎶 Born to be wild! 🎶 Wait, wait, wait?
How can he sing in the vacuum of space? Wiz: Oh, that's where you draw the line? Isn't the time he says… Pull the alien entity Solaris, which is as heavy as a star despite lacking a lever, out of the sky? Boomstick: I like how he even admits that that didn't make any sense. Wiz: Using a small to medium sized star like our own sun for reference; Solaris should weigh almost 2 octillion tons. More than 300,000 times heavier than Earth. Boomstick: Pretty hard to bench press. But what about the time he was fighting some rabbits and then he got so mad he just ate a city?
Suddenly. Disclaimer: Don't eat away at your feelings. It is not healthy. Drink them instead. Wiz: Don't do that. But that's trillions of tons of steel and debris condensed into a sphere smaller than the palm of his hand. By my calculations that compressed ball should be 20 timesdenser than a neutron star. Boomstick: Oh god, imagine that coming out. Wiz: This unimaginable strength allows him to fight the likes of Superman. But that's just scratching the surface. Boomstick: Name someone in DC Comics and Lobo is likely to kick their ass. He can even hit
ghosts. It seems that the only thing that can kill this guy is an act of God.
Wiz: Not even that after rampaging through heaven and hell through armies of angels, demons, and whatever. Lobo's bloodlust on a Biblical scale got him banned from the afterlife, as he was told in Death that Lobo's soul was not to be harvested. Boomstick: So he can't die now? Wiz: Not in the traditional sense? They disintegrated his head, reduced him to a skeleton, and even turned him into a spirit that kept fighting until he got his body back. Boomstick: The only thing that's really held the big lug back is his weirdly consistent form. Integrity, meaning he'll always keep his word no matter what.
Seems pretty weird for a cosmic madman. But he also loves dolphins and will literally go to hell and back to protect them, so who knows? Wiz: He's not without his faults, though the biggest of which was perhaps something that was completely out of his control. The reboot of him. Boomstick: What the hell is that skinny Edward Cullen emo looking idiot? Wiz: That's New 52 Wolf. A serious and tortured modern interpretation of everything Lobo was intended to be a parody of. Boomstick: Fortunately, someone at DC developed a sense of irony and literally brushed this loser off. Wiz: The real Wolf is back better than ever and back at doing what he does best.
Boomstick: Kicking ass across the universe. He's not just some stupid alien villain. He is the Main Man and the whole universe knows it. Wolf: Look, someone is paying me a lot of money for your dead body. And the Main Man always delivers! Wiz: Alright, the fighters are ready. And we've parsed the data through all the possibilities. Boomstick: But first get your engines ready for this delicious Blue Apron food deal. Wiz: By now, you've probably heard of Blue Apron, the leading meal kit delivery service in the US. Boomstick: Pick your meals each week, get ingredients delivered to your doorstep, and cook a meal! following the easy to follow instructions provided.
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Boomstick – Check out this week's menu and get $60 off at Blueapron.com/Battle. That's Blueapron.com/Battle Wiz: Blue Apron "A Better Way to Cook!" Boomstick: But right now, IT'S TIME FOR A BATTLE TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wolf: Hmm? What the hell? Ghost Rider: Wolf of Czarnia. Your sins are innumerable. I'm here to... Wolf: (laughs) Gizz de Feetal! My bounty! I'm going to smash your skull! You are an ugly monster! Ghost Rider: Look me in the eye. Your soul will burn in hell- Wolf: Is that a fact now? Ghost Rider: Burn! Wolf: In the background! Ghost Rider: It's done.
It was time. Wolf: Not yet, you bastard! Zarathos: YOU WILL ALL DIE SCREAMING! Wolf: Eat this, you bastard! Holy fragaroli. I'm definitely not going to collect that reward now. Zarathos: WOLF OF CZARNIA! YOUR SINS ARE COUNTLESS! I AM HERE TO AVENGE... ON YOUR SOUL! Wolf: No! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Announcer: KO Boomstick: Damn, that was toast. Do you wonder what Ghost Wolf tastes like? Wiz: Being so absurdly powerful, Lobo definitely had a great physical advantage against Ghost Rider. Boomstick: Yeah yeah, it was obvious that Skull Head brought down a skyscraper while Lobo dragged a fucking Sun down, but Ghost Rider survived some pretty incredible stuff.
Almost as awesome as these new t-shirts. From store.roosterteeth. Ooh! Wiz: Time at the Boomstick location. Boomstick: Oh come on, we've got to eat. Wiz: Even World War Hulk couldn't finish him off and Lobo normally didn't carry holy weapons, which meant he didn't really have a good way to kill The Ghost Rider. Boomstick: Yeah, but who needs holy weapons when you're strong enough to crush an entire city? Couldn't he just dominate Johnny? Wiz: A good question. However, do you remember how powerful Zarathos was? Zarathos was an equal threat to Mephisto, whose battles tore the universe apart once Ghost Rider unleashed his true power.
Lobo's physical advantages no longer mattered. Boomstick: But hey, the main man was super smart and probably couldn't figure out Johnny's weaknesses. But how is he going to escape to find a holy weapon somewhere when the Hell Cycle overtook Mjolnir? Wiz: That he once crossed the Milky Way and back in less than a minute, a feat over 100 billion times faster than light. More than capable of keeping up with the Space Hog. Both were about as unkillable as you can get. But since Lobo was expelled from the afterlife, how could he lose him? Wiz: This is where the fine print matters.
Death was forbidden to harvest Lobo's soul. But that does not mean that the soul itself cannot be destroyed. This is where our investigation surprised us the most, it turns out that Ghost Rider had three different methods of specifically targeting Lobo's soul. Boomstick - Hellfire from him could hurt the soul directly and since he ignores normal defenses, Lobo couldn't really stop him. With trillions of murders at Lobo's hands, Penance Stare could wield extraordinary power against him. And while Lobo had a high tolerance for pain, he didn't enjoy fatalistic agony and endless torture as much as he had survived all of it at once.
Boomstick: Even if he did, Zarathos can gobble up his soul for a quick snack. The end. Easy as that. Wiz: Lobo was certainly a tough opponent to face, but the Ghost Rider's power cosmic, unholy invulnerability, and soul-rending powers gave him the perfect tools to take out the Main Man. Boomstick: That poor bastard didn't stand a chance. Sorry, I know he was a "Wolf". Wiz: The winner is Ghost Rider. Ben: Thanks for watching this episode, if you want the battle music for yourself, you can get it by clicking the link below. Chad: Also, if you like animated content, check out the new Rooster Teeth animation channel, just click that box there.
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