Gender Reveal Parties

Hey kid,

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are the stupidest tradition in the world. What probably started as an innocent excuse to throw a pregnancy party with your friends has morphed into this never-ending competition to try to find the most destructive and dangerous way to announce your child. I'm going to have a penis now I'm usually not a fan of people's innocuous hobbies unless it's pretending to do magic or listening to kids dance or cutting a weird bun, okay maybe I'll do that but in general if you're doing something and it's not hurting anyone, I'm not going to have much of a problem with that and for the most part I think gingerbread

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tend to be pretty harmless, maybe just eat a pink cake with your family or everyone crowds around your dog waiting to see what color his is because you gave him some food coloring and then everyone applauds when he finally poops and is confused but likes the attention.

I'm sure there are many ways to celebrate your fetus that don't involve destruction. property, the problem is like many things that end up on social networks. Gender reveal parties have become this quest to outdo everyone whenever some idiotic stunt goes viral, most people probably look at it like, wow, that was dumb for them to do that. but some people see it as an opportunity they got a million views for blowing up a piñata I'm going to set my grandparents on fire if the smoke is pink we're going to have a girl don't get me wrong I love my family but the only thing more important to me than Your well-being is the possibility of becoming a Twitter moment for four hours.

I'm sure you've heard what I'm talking about, but it makes me so angry that I had to do it. come here and talk about it, there's a wildfire in California, it wasn't because so far they've only been able to contain about seven percent of it, which burned about 10,000 acres and forced people to evacuate their homes, everything because someone set off a pyrotechnic device at a

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reveal party in the middle of the woods because everyone knows the best place to shoot fireworks is next to a group of trees, according to surveillance video, the family could be seen afterwards fighting and grabbing water bottles who believe it. or not it was not enough to turn it off.

I am continually amazed by people who underestimate how quickly a fire can start and immediately get out of control, especially in California, during a heat wave, the air is as dry as it can be when you are surrounded by foliage. What did you think would happen? I'm sure the family will try to claim this was an accident, but I don't know if this counts as one. It bothers me that people are stupid, so idiotic and so preventable like this. It wasn't even the first time that a giant fire was caused by a gender reveal party. A couple of years ago, an off-duty border patrol agent shot at a target he made it say boy girl and because it was filled with a illegal explosive substance and placed right next to the most flammable plant in the world, things got a little worse, it took more than two weeks to extinguish the fire and cost the city about eight million dollars in damages, but the good news is that is a boy.

I was curious to know what ended up happening with this. boy, so I did some more research and it turned out that he got off very well, he didn't get arrested and he was only fined two hundred thousand dollars, which is a lot of money, of course, but a pretty insignificant fraction of the damage he caused. almost nothing in the grand scheme of things now i don't feel bad for this guy at all but apparently someone did because they started a gofundme for him to help border patrol agent dad said it was the worst day of his Life, oh man, had he done it.

I didn't even consider that order in court. I will give the defendant one last chance to plead his case before sentencing him to one hundred years in prison. Well, one thing I forgot to say is that I'm really sorry I did it. I didn't mean to steal the school bus and run over all those people. I was just having a bad day. I can't stay mad at you. I'll give you 45 minutes of house arrest and this coupon for bath and body court. discard I don't know if you've realized this or not, but there are actually a lot of fires already going on.

It's one of those things that happen now where every summer the entire west coast of the United States has a different colored sky than the rest. You know what, we don't need more fires right now. What was that bear always used to say? Only you care about the sex of your baby, please leave the explosive device. This is all so infuriating to me. unnecessary destruction of wildlife, so much damage caused by one person's selfish actions, now you might be thinking, well at least no one died, well you wouldn't even be right that last year someone did die at a reveal party gender. because they didn't realize how powerful the bomb they made would be.

Marion County Sheriff Jason Sandholt describes the device designed to explode colored powder into a cloud of smoke, revealing the sex of the baby. You were right, she is a girl. Hey, grandma's funeral this weekend. a horrible accident something that is really terrible for who can expect such a terrible loss to happen when someone is trying to celebrate and welcome a life, you know it's a real tragedy, what happened, they did everything right too, detonate a pipe bomb, not that far away you don't expect anyone's head to fly off but I guess crazier things have happened wait this isn't going to be on TV does that mean in 2019 at least one person was murdered in a gender reveal party?

By doing a little research you know how many people died from dinosaurs in 2019 zero and they are giant monsters. Gender reveal parties are statistically more dangerous than dinosaurs anyway, so this happened in Iowa and was a pretty big news story at the time, but apparently not big enough. because the next day, in a town 20 miles away, someone else almost dies at a gender reveal party. What is happening now? If you're like me, you might wonder how so many people have access to explosives. website you can go to where you can order one for yourself yes, there is one for the low price of only 99 US dollars.

You too can order your own gender reveal tannerite boombox. It shouldn't be this easy, no wonder this keeps happening. You can't trust the average person with this kind of power, most people can't even handle a party popper, how do you expect them to handle real explosives knowing this? In fact, I'm surprised more people haven't died at gender reveal parties apparently last year. Shortly after these cases, a plane crashed at one o'clock after a pilot dumped 350 gallons of pink water. Miraculously, both people on board survived with minimal injuries. I guess they are invincible and I haven't even shown you guys how the alligator reveals yet, can you guess?

In what state did this happen? That's right, the one I live in. I think that last one really sums up the attitude people have about this sort of thing. The gender reveal party and Boardman lead to a call to police officers. They were called to Applebee's restaurant Monday night. Over a fight that broke out between staff and a large group of customers, a manager told officers that a group of 20 people came to the restaurant with confetti and she asked them to leave so as not to disturb other guests, the manager says they left. a mess behind and when she asked them to clean it up a fight broke out and menus were thrown the incident tonight is still under investigation what do you mean I have to clean up all this blue confetti I shot on private property?

I'll kick your ass, I feel like this is very indicative of the problem America is having right now, where people are so self-absorbed that their celebration is more important than your convenience or, worse yet, your safety. I'm sorry I burned your house down, Debra, can't you? just cheer up, we discovered my baby's genitals again. I'm not here to get in the way of your weird little tradition if you want to pop a balloon to see what color the smoke comes out so you can start imposing a personality on it. your unborn child then do it I guess, but if you knowingly participate in something that has the potential to put other people in danger and you still do it because it's fun for you, you're selfish, and you suck, I think I'd chalk it up to Part of the The blame, but not all, lies with family vloggers who, when they celebrate their own gender reveal parties, probably feel this obligation as content creators to make it as extravagant as possible for them.

The gender reveal party is just one of many pieces of content. you can pump milk from every pregnancy when most people find out they're pregnant it's like, oh, we're going to have to spend a lot more money, but when family vloggers find out they're pregnant, it's like, oh, we're about to make it . much more money as an example here is just a family pregnancy content journey pregnant mother still pregnant mom looking at the baby guessing the gender gender reveal gender reveal part two baby training another gender reveal baby name baby doctor baby doctor again baby's name again baby has footnote in the margin this is extremely sinister click bait belly with big belly at the doctor belly in bed baby is coming out baby shower baby hurting baby official mom dance and work labor birth birth baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby you get the There's no shade for this family, they're just living their lives.

I'm not saying they're having babies just to get content out of them that would require an almost staggering amount of commitment. All I'm saying is that it's probably not like that. It doesn't hurt to know that every positive pregnancy test comes with four videos and around 20 million views focused solely on whether it's a boy or a girl and that's why despite the destruction that is often caused, I think reveal parties Gender issues are not going to disappear at any time. soon for content creators it will be money in the bank and for everyone else it will be the show.

If we're trying to get a video that people will go crazy over and share with their friends, a little confetti just isn't going to cut it. It's like this, honey, grab the camera, grandma, you light the fuse and everyone else buckles up because we're getting views on Facebook, so I guess that's it. With everything going on in the world, I decided to donate the AdSense money from this video to that one. A guy's gofundme, I think he really needs our help. It's a joke. I'm going to try to find some relief funds for the wildfires happening on the west coast.

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I'm going to be as excited as every one of these people, but all I'm saying is maybe channel that emotion into something other than arson, that's fine anyway, thanks for staying until the end of the video. Great attention span. I'll see you here first thing tomorrow morning for a brand new video where I show you how to remove your fingerprints and put them on your toes ok