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Game Theory: Who Will Survive [CENSORED] Virus?

May 30, 2021
today we're talking about wait, what just happened, I said today, wow, you've got to be kidding me. I'm not even allowed to call him by his name even though the news talks about it constantly. Well, I'll just have to use our imagination. The episode is inspired by the most viral topic that is sweeping the world in 2020. You could say that this topic is contagious. You won't believe your ears when you hear the conclusion of this episode. Today we're talking about which video

game

character is least likely. surviving a viral outbreak is a purely hypothetical topic that is not entirely inspired by real life events, a global pandemic, a topic that randomly popped into my head at the top of 20/20 and I wanted to cover completely unrelated With anything else going on in the real world, how it was, I'm a good guy, YouTube in 2020 is a tough introduction.
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It's only available for the next 10 days, so if you're interested, check it out on the merchandise shelf below anyway, spring is upon us, love. is in the air and so is a certain airborne

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that shall not be named and maybe I'm going a little crazy this winter maybe I'm just sick of how serious things have been in the world lately honey, just I wanted to get back to the ridiculous and exaggerated theories that this channel is based on, but whatever the reason today's episode is domo capital izd um dumb just super stupid topic ridiculous weird dumb dumb dumb Willy but you know what which is fun, so there's the The question I'm looking at today, if you're

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ing to indulge me for the next 15 minutes or so, is which video game character would be most likely to die from a global pandemic.
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It is a hypothetical disease that vaguely approximates the behavior of a

virus

that would not be named if it began to spread throughout the connected universe of all video games since as we all know at this point all video games are connected who would be the first to die who is our patient zero I'm also going to answer who has the best chance of living, but you know it's significantly less fun, so no more embarrassing introduction is needed if you're looking for tips on how to

survive

the most popular viral virus or just looking to get by. time while you're trapped. quarantine, then this episode is for you and nothing is stopping me from doing it, except maybe some virulent particles in the air.
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First, to know who

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be infected, we need to know how a hypothetical global pandemic like this would work. Viruses are small. Particles of genetic material that are surrounded by a protein coat. Some viruses also have a fatty envelope. I love that Conan. Oh so sweet. Thank you. Protein viruses are incapable of reproducing on their own and as such violently infect host cells for a long time. Its own survival If we were to model our fictional virus after the recent ones that have been in the news, it would spread through tiny respiratory droplets of the kind that escape when you cough or sneeze, it's not a big shock, it's pretty common for most viral infections.
Nelson's disease spreads like a large sneeze globule aimed at your face. I mean, I'm not even sick and just watching the animation we just made to demonstrate that last sentence made me feel a little sick, but when it comes to outbreaks, the biggest variable is airborne transmission. What made the large viral outbreaks of the past so dangerous was largely because of how far they can spread through the air. Measles, for example, could spread over distances of up to 30 meters, or almost 100 feet. For the more recent viral outbreaks making headlines, the range is much more limited. UC San Francisco infectious disease expert Charles Chu makes clear that viruses like the virus that shall not be named require direct contact, citing him if there is an infected person in the front of the plane, for example, and you are on the back of the plane, your risk is close to zero simply because the exposure area is believed to be approximately six feet from the infected person. end of quote, this is great news if you are The guy in the last row of the plane is sure that you may not be able to tilt your seat back, in which case you will go viral for other reasons because you have resorted to hitting the woman's seat in front of you when she reclines, but on the plus side you're less likely to get the most serious infection since bird flu, so let's assume that's a hypothetical horror video game virus that spreads either by direct contact or within a six-foot radius.
Now let's talk about countering that spread. avoid people completely, you can't get infected from other people if you're never around other people, my friends that's why gamers ended up being the master race, ah, the advantages of always being alone, but eventually you'll have to venture out the world, which leaves us with option number two, face masks. Now when I say face masks, you might think of a surgical mask like this one or the ones you see everyone wearing in Japan, modern and hygienic, except they're not. Turns out they are surgical. Masks are completely ineffective against viruses because viruses are too small and can therefore easily pass through the mask.
To quote the Center for Disease Control or CD, seeing a surgical mask quote does not provide wear with a reliable level of protection against inhalation of smaller airborne particles. particles and is not considered respiratory protection. The leak occurs around the edge of the mask when the user inhales. End of quote. See what the CDC wants you to wear our masks like Commander Shepard's n95 respirator and this is my favorite face mask. These types of masks are more. Similar to what you might see a house painter wear, this is because the n95 respirator can be molded to fit tightly to the contours of your face forming an airtight seal so the virus can't slip around the edges and get into your face. nose or mouth.
The CDC explains that The n95 respirator quote filters out at least 95% of airborne particles when properly fitted and worn. Minimal leakage occurs around the edges of the respirator when the user inhales, which brings us to the topic of facial hair. You heard right, my friends, those little flavors. under the nose are one of the key deciding factors in determining who will and won't

survive

our little global health emergency, because here's the problem: If you have facial hair dancing along the mask's seal line, this makes the respirator ineffective, it's the Exact same reason why now that I have this amazing, luxurious beard and no longer seal suction cups on my face just sucking all the air out, which you might not think is a big deal, but To be honest, I do a lot of things. my best thought with a suction cup on my face hashtag first beard problems in fact, when it comes to virus prevention, this is such a serious consideration in virus control that the CDC started going viral on Twitter when they started to send this infographic detailing which facial hairstyles are most likely to infect you, seriously, look at this chart, it's so ridiculous.
What's up with some of the names they're using? I mean the toothbrush mustache, yes everyone I know calls it the toothbrush mustache. There is absolutely no historical figure that comes to I don't care when a person sees this type of mustache, absolutely no living or dead person associated with this mustache, that would stop me from sporting this type of thing in public right now, anyway, my wife Stephanie sent me this the other day, partly because she cares about my well-being, but mostly because she wants me to lose my daddy beard and just add a side note here for a second since I grew a beard wherever Wow, people won't stop calling me dad, guys, please stop calling me.
Me, Matt, and whatever you do, don't think the Mat Daddy hashtag will trend, okay, again, I absolutely don't want Mat Daddy to become a thing, it would be horrible if that nickname stuck with me, okay, so again just a public service announcement, not Mat Daddy. one thing thank you very much, long story short certain facial hair styles keep you healthier than others so basically this character from the Ninja Town game is literally just a mustache with a mustache yeah it's totally forked so facial hair breaks the masks tightly. sealing greatly increases the risk of infection. It's quite simple, now the question arises which hairstyles put people in the danger zone.
Let's go back to the infographic. No offense to the CDC, thanks for all you do, but you basically chose to use the default male name. for every variety of hairstyle is the spice of life people, what's the point of living through a global health crisis if you have nothing to live for, but looking at the graph it is immediately clear that if this were a real disease, that clearly it is? No, it would pretty much eliminate all the major players on YouTube. I mean, at this point, having some stubble on your face is almost as necessary as having a giant wall of sound panels behind you or at least a screen of all the video games you've ever bought.
Always this shows that I am a serious, commendable gamer, but again I digress, focus on Matt, we are talking about which fictional video game characters live and die, so let's figure it out here and now which video game character overcomes this epidemic and which they disappear. the WiiU way right after that we know that clean shaven characters will get good results the link is very good Zelda is very good Agent 47 from Hitman looking clean as always and the same goes for Duke Nukem you know at a glance you might think that Kirby He's safe, but there are two problems: First, his eyes and mouth are so close together that the sealing surface of the respirator passes through his eyeballs zooming in.
Kirby will occasionally want to blink, which will break the seal. Secondly, Kirby's mouth can of course stretch far beyond the limits. of the mask I hate to say it, but Kirby might be in mortal danger now, so what's up with video game characters who aren't clean shaven? Basically, if your mustache doesn't stray too far from your mouth, it won't interfere with the respirator. The sealing surface bodes well for the likes of Mike Haggar's mustache-era Solid Snake and even Wolf Stein's mecha Hitler. What if I called it a toothbrush mustache? Mario however doesn't look so cool, suddenly his mustache might be too big. but you know he has options: the option to tuck in his mustache so it doesn't cross the sealing surface of the respirator or option B makes shaved Mario a reality oh god bring it back yeah I think we can all agree we're rooting for the option a or Mario simply dying also means that even more mustachioed men are in the danger zone dr.
Eggman Wario and Parappa's Master Onion, the rapper, all dressed in red and sporting similar bushy beards, are a one-way ticket to virus city. Maybe Kratos wants to stick with the safer young Kratos. The same goes for Geralt in Witcher 3. Stubble breaks the respirator seal like a beard does, meaning that whole dynamic beard growth feature won't be as good in the middle of a global health crisis. Forget about tossing a coin to your warlock to get him toss you an eraser. Anyway, I could list these characters for hours if only there was a more efficient way to present such a staggering amount of data than if I didn't know an infographic, great idea here I am friends game theorists infographic about hairstyles suitable for masks.
I took the information from the CDC and put it in terms that we players can understand, but let's keep in mind that this mask infographic doesn't tell us the whole story. Remember that viruses like this not only spread through airborne particles, but they also spread through direct contact. That means personal hygiene, especially washing your hands, will protect you more than anything else loose. Also, just because someone contracts a virus doesn't mean they will die from it and here comes the difficult discussion. At this point, you have no doubt heard ofhow deadly certain viruses can be. The thing is, the death tolls around the world make for eye-catching headlines, the traditional media equivalent of Clickbank, but let's go out and look at the actual statistics.
The media tends to overinflate news scare tactics and leave out things that distort the way we process information. The information they are giving us in general, the China CDC found that 2.3 percent of confirmed cases of recent unnamed diseases died, which puts it more deadly than the flu, but also puts it below things like the 2003 SARS outbreak. The 2003 SARS outbreak had a nine-point-six percent mortality rate, but even the 2.3 percent chance of recent illness is still a misleading number, you see, the CDC The Chinese found that the mortality rate was fourteen point eight percent in people eighty years or older, probably reflecting the presence of other diseases, a weaker immune system, or simply poorer overall health.
On the contrary, the rate Mortality was 1.3 percent in people aged 50-something, point four percent in people aged 40-something, and point two percent in people aged ten to thirty-nine. The twist to this episode today is that most, if not all, of the video game characters listed. In this infographic we created they would probably survive a hypothetical viral infection like the one we're talking about today, generally everyone is young and healthy and sure that if they can trace the virus, they'll be very miserable. It's a two-week period, but there is a high probability of over 90% that they will recover on the other end, so although someone may have dangerous facial hair, there are many other factors not related to facial hair, and we need to take those factors into account because, let's be Honestly, we don't really care which video game characters make a mask seal better.
We want to know who is going to die, right? So let's first establish who will definitely not succumb to our pandemic. Based on the factors we discussed above, the character best prepared to survive this epidemic is a young man who is clean shaven, has good hygiene, and does not come into contact with many people. Our latest virus survivor is drum roll please Princess Peach, yes, first of all, she spends. Large swathes of her time isolated in one castle or another, she may not be coming into contact with many carriers of the virus, although we would never ask a lady her age, she appears to be under 40, which is where the susceptibility lies. to viruses.
Obviously she starts to get up, Princess Peach doesn't have facial hair or at least shaves it regularly, but on top of everything, Princess Peach basically wears gloves all the time, which means her hands don't come into contact with anything. dangerous. To summarize, a relative loner trapped in a castle with no facial hair and protective gloves will definitely be our best candidate to survive the worst and Mario will remake the world after the bacteriophage takes hold, but now let's consider which character is most likely to die, basically us. You're looking for the polar opposite of the peachy old man, horrified, very hairy Jean, and perhaps most importantly, he comes into contact with a lot of people with those factors in mind.
I humbly give you, for not much longer, the cranky Kong, the original Donkey Kong of the arcade. cabinets this guy checks all the boxes bad old man big check facial hair that doesn't fit under a mask check and check this guy's entire face it's hair bad hygiene I mean the guy runs barefoot through the jungle all day eating bananas straight from the floor and throws his false teeth at complete strangers and shows himself living in the middle of a jungle. Grumpy Kong goes out quite a bit for his age he comes into contact with a lot of different people recently he's been running around putting his immune system at risk in tropical icy Donkey Kong Country, never mind the fact that he's been kicking it with the Super Smash Brothers crowd .
Super Smash Brothers is, of course, basically the CDC's worst nightmare because of the way that, by the way, it's like a big petri dish full of diseases, if you think about it, characters from every universe imaginable converge. To engage in hand-to-hand combat, I mean that most fighters are young and strong enough to survive the virus if they have to contract it, but the grumpy Kong is an old and weak exception. This old man's body needs to be ready to fight. viral infection if he can, but the moody Kong isn't slowing down if anything, it seems like he's been putting himself at even more risk in recent years and that could very well catch up with him if the virus that shall not be named ever reaches Donkey.
Kong country, so there you have it my friends, if someone is going to succumb to the epidemic, they are in a bad mood, Kong, but while we are on the topic of protecting yourself from the viral outbreak, let's move on to talk about our sponsor to today's episode, Nord VPN, because guess what biological. Viruses are not the only ones you have to defend against; In fact, the most aggressive viral attacks reach your computer and Nord is not just about protection. With Nord VPN you suddenly unlock a truly global Internet for yourself, now what do I do?
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