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Game Theory: The Kindergarten Family Secret (Kindergarten 2)

Feb 27, 2020
sharpening your pencils will help break the point on the machine because today school is back in session we're talking about

kindergarten

and the question on everyone's mind what's the deal with the nuggets what are you doing here nugget thought he took care of all the people at the end of their last

game

don't want another nugget

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nugget had some disease golden rats in the microwave right now they can't be bothered with their puny series but nugget what else would we talk about

kindergarten

this is pretty much its

game

there isn't like there's a lot of story here to work with no story no story a dumb-dum threat of course there's lore here's a story at work in my game you lose your little pebble brain this series goes further from the nugget cave and it gets darker than the inside oh hello yeah nugget rocked this

theory

for you today hello internet welcome to game theory su As of today we're revisiting one of my favorite games of the year, kindergarten, now I don't know about it.
game theory the kindergarten family secret kindergarten 2
For you, but for me, kindergarten was that special time in life when things were a little simpler when the edgiest God of Life was a pair of safety scissors and the coolest kids were the ones walking around with clear gel glue in their art box, but video games are to be believed. This formative year of Education has certainly gotten a bit more cutthroat since I was last in school. Apparently, it's now a world where adults are out to get you. The other kids hide weaponized lasers waiting for their chance. asserting playground dominance I guess we've really embraced the mantra of survival of the fittest in our school systems anyway, if you're not familiar with kindergarten words sequel first go play games to get up to speed day, they are short, they are cheap. and they absolutely deserve to be played through to the end in most endings, a lot of kids end up on the wrong end of the janitor's mop, so to speak, which you know is kind of blockbuster programming for this. s, which means you will probably enjoy your gaming experience, the old kindergarten and kindergarten premises are basically about surviving the day while helping your classmates and teachers with totally brand-safe plots that everyone have in place, which include finding more mystery. pills growing his black market empire or brutally slaughtering his twin brother in an attempt to claim sole ownership of his father's multi-billion dollar corporation, you know, typical activities for a normal five-year-old kindergartener - introduces the familiar faces who managed to survive the first game critters the bully to roam former principal son bad girl Cindy the best nugget sure smart seller Monty plot device Lily next appeal Edie if you say so since I'm not a H Brack judge the looks of the kids preschoolers as well as adults like the murder-prone janitor Miss Applegate, but the sequel also introduces some new faces into the mix, like the headmistress experimenting on her daughter's kids. er BOTS professor front giant and bob a really nice genre yeah he's really sweet so you know he won't last too long in this world as the game develops we gather information that helps build back stories for many of the characters which are much deeper than you might expect from an 8-bit game that only takes a few hours to play, for example, we know Cindy's background is full of domestic problems drinking divorce we know Miss Applegate has a long fight against substance abuse and that Penny suffered horrible physical trauma that turned her into the android she is today, but of all the characters, no one's backstory is more intriguing and more guarded than the janitors, I mean, though we ended up fighting giant sci-fi monsters in the cave.
game theory the kindergarten family secret kindergarten 2

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Beneath the school building at the end of the game, the janitor is really the main antagonist of the game as he mercilessly mows down students and teachers alike, even taking out his fellow janitor Bob is janitor code, after all i told him bob wont be long in this world in kindergarten one we quickly established that the janitor regularly removes kids for little to no reason, from talking too much to him to correcting his grammar and he said multiple times hes supposed to he's not even meant to be up to the kids as we help him forge his trail of destruction, soft bits of his backstory leak out, but it's nothing that significant at least until a random line in kindergarten - remember me from my ugly dirty son and i gave him away excuse me the murderous janitor has a

secret

son i don't know what the biggest revelation here is that he has a son who didn't kill the child or found himself a friend who was willing to meet him in the broom closet in the first place, you know what I mean, regardless of how much of a revelation this is for a character who remains largely shrouded in a moody old mystery. killer no it could just be a cool easter egg a mixed throwaway line for the lols and to flesh out this mysterious character slightly but in these games the details you learn about each character tends to factor into the gameplay in one way or another another, for example, you learned that pepita has a behavioral disorder for which he is being medicated but does not take his pills that information is worthwhile because it explains why he always has pills ready to give to Miss Applegate Jerome is an egomaniac in the first place game but again this pays off when the player can use that swagger to gain access to her father, the prey Cybil.
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Similarly, in the second game we learn that Penny had a tragic accident as a baby, which directly plays into her existence as a robot over the course of that game. These details do not tend. to be random they are built in so we can use them as logical clues for the game or at least paint a clearer picture of the kindergarten universe sure the characters in these games can be relatively thin but the details What we learn about them is certainly not arbitrary, so with that in mind, it seems fair to ask if there is a connection between the janitor's backstory and what we see happening in the game, in other words, we know that the janitor has Likewise. a

secret

son that he gave away at a young age somewhere so that son is one of the children we see in either of these two kinder news to find out.
game theory the kindergarten family secret kindergarten 2
I went through every story and dialogue tree in both games to see if any other characters dropped hints about their backgrounds, details that could imply they were dumped by an evil, hateful, and rage-filled custodial staff member and surprisingly, I think After I found it, I think we're not only a viable candidate but a likely one of the kindergartens' best-kept secret is that the janitor has a son a son who attends the same school he works at, he doesn't even know realize and that, my friends, is what we are exposing today as an epis. Maury's ode we're opening that manila envelope to tell the janitor that yes, he is the father of one of the children you see on stage right now, but that a matchmaker matchmaker matches me given the janitor's age Montee notes on the kindergarten one who is an octogenarian that puts him in his 80s almost no one is off limits, but the janitor specifically says he abandoned a son, so he immediately removes all female characters in both games.
We won't include hall monitors as an option here because we never really learn much about them other than one like smoking cats and smoky cats, same goes for all generic kids being used in experiments under school, just they're not important enough for us to care so stay in their test tubes like good little kids so our list of possible secret children looks like this Billy bothers twins Felix and Ted Jerome Monty and Ossie equipped with our father and a list of possible children is t I am going to play Mamma Mia backwards and pair the child with the father.
Now we can get some of these out of contention pretty quickly. a short list the same goes for Felix and Ted the janitor says he abandoned a son and no sons. We also know that Jerome's dad was the principal of kindergarten one, so that leaves him out of the question and he's already been cut to half of our original list of contestants. about who's your daddy, monty ossie and bugs, the new guy in this trio is Ozzie, who we first meet in kindergarten, which is also the game where we first learn about the secret son of the concierge. that he doesn't trust new kids which to be honest is probably a good call considering they help advance plotlines that get him eliminated in multiple different matches the only other things we learn about Ozzy is that he has some OCD, a bad case of asthma and that his mother runs a successful company, the janitor never mentions anything about any of these things, in fact the two characters never interact at all which would make this a pretty hard theory to pin down. float, not even me. it can stretch so much this time moving on to Monty we actually have the complete opposite story while Ozzie and the janitor have no connection at all Monty and the janitor are constantly at odds with each other we know in the first game that the janitor sells to Monty the school supplies, so they are briefly in business together, but when Monty corrects the janitor's spelling, all alliances are thrown out the window in kindergarten: Monty gets his revenge by destroying the janitor with a laser, so unlike Ozzie, at least there's some history. here to start with, but let's be honest, the two don't share any traits at all.
Monty is a smart, extremely literate five-year-old boy who'd rather become a murderous businessman than become a murderous assassin, so it doesn't make much sense that he's related to our old friend the janitor, who is violent and cunning, yes, but definitely not smart. Monty solves problems with his mind. the janitor solves problems with his mouth, in fact, in kindergarten, Monty's mission is the only non-violent mission in the game, so I think that takes him out of contention, which leaves us with only one contender real. I've probably come to hope that I've saved the best for last and you'd be absolutely right and on a superficial level it's interesting to note that the bugs and the janitor are the only two male characters in both games with gray hairs sure that might be because the janitors are over 80, but for the bugs, a five year old in kindergarten is an odd detail, especially since none of the other kids have any kind of gray hair, by the way, he's canonically blonde in case you were.
I wonder if my knuckles are really gold and fancy, plus having read all the dialogue in both games, the only characters in the game who are considered ugly enough to comment on it, you guessed it? The janitor mentions that you don't want to wake up in 20 years and look like me, do you? He also specifically mentions that his baby was ugly and again in kindergarten one we have Monty telling the player that I wouldn't want to look like bugs. either, but obviously this is all superficial and tenuous, right? Ugly characters with gray hair big wolf no amount of petty insults will make the janitor's son annoy so we need to dig a little deeper for something that will actually hold up luckily for us and tragically for mistakes we learned very quickly in the first game that bugs come from a broken home it's very clearly established that his father abandoned bugs at a young age saying date darling we'll be back he just went to the store to get some cigarettes all abandoned just like the janitor he abandoned his young son and don't you dare suggest that his lazy dad was anything but a stand up guy because if you do, the bugs are going to beat him up. which leads to his second connection to the dear father and also the janitor who solves problems with violence bugs is the school bully largely due to his father's disappearance, he says repeatedly during the first game that he resorts to violence simply because he's going to make his father proud. my dad will be back get out of here old beaches so hard i will do a pride and again in a different section of the game what do you want to come make more jokes about my dad before he dies he will be so proud of me unlike monty and ozzy bugs it seems having a built-in violent streak, just like our favorite member of the school custodial staff, who spends all day threatening to punch or stab kids to get what he wants. rld from places like the University of Washington have shown thatchildren who are exposed to violence or who come from homes with domestic problems are statistically more likely to engage in violence with their peers in the real world, in other words, children who are bullied at home are more likely to be the bully at school now I'm certainly not implying that all kids who witness violence become bullies in the real world, but for our purposes, critters like the classroom bully are statistically more likely to have had a parent violent. who solves problems like our good friend the janitor here, but not just as violent buggers, he also has a long history of covering his tracks in the same way that the janitor covers up his crimes in both kindergarten one and kindergarten two.
The janitor buries the bodies himself or we help him help and prompt him to do it and once he knows it in kindergarten 1 we do the same for the bugs that enlisted to try and convince Nugget to hide a knife bloody for us in bugs in his name in the nugget cave all players talking to bugs about the cover up says you want this thing hidden where no one will find it trust me i know from experience that confirms this isn't bugs his first time in murder weapons stash and rodeo is a line that could have easily come out of the janitors mouth, but if good looks and sharing a love of committing murderous violence and then covering it up isn't enough to prove these two are cut off from each other. the same branch of the

family

tree, sonny and pop here also share some other specific habits that cement their relationship in kindergarten one, the player needs You want to trade with the janitor for a powerful laser gun and depending on your inventory, you can actually offer a few different things in this trade, the first being pills, but the janitor isn't interested in those that aren't particularly relevant to us either, as that bugs never mention a propensity for pills, the next option is cigarettes, which the janitor says will take a pinch, but adds that some ciggies haven't had one of these since I was your age at the time seems like a ridiculous thing to say until you realize this habit is Rently runs in the

family

at another point in the game you get to feed the same cigarettes to bugs in the schoolyard to which he replies He been stealing the kids so he could buy them from monty which means the bugs are actually smoking his age just like his dear dad he's the only person smoking aje, plus the much larger hallway monitor, so that's an unusual detail to include here, but the janitors' preferences on this tradeoff actually give us our largest smoking gun for this theory at that very moment of trade of laser the last thing he can offer the janitor is a jar which he gladly accepts saying Cindy has the best stuff ok give me the jar and you have a deal it's the only thing he really wants which doesn't necessarily seem out of place, but it takes on a whole different light when you consider what bugs misses the most about his father at recess bugs tells the player that i miss everything about him, even the way you used to drink e Excessively, he goes on to tell the player how he appreciates the memory of his mother forcing his father to use a breathalyzer, as well as the bottle his father used to get drunk.
My dad used to be completely overwhelmed with thanks, dude, when you offer to give him the flask to the bugs. He's so grateful to have this connection to his father that he gives you a monster mountain car. I'm telling you if the connection to the bug janitor was unintentional. put on this game in the first place well here is enough evidence to at least make a theory about it and definitely include it in kindergarten 3 whichever way you cut it in all these cases bugs and janitor are the only ones two characters to share these kinds of preferences there really are some of the only characters to share any kind of preferences in this game and by looks the psychology of a scarred childhood the fact that bugs was abandoned by the father figure at a young age the smoker as well as the real smoking gun the Flass all the evidence points to the bugs being the long lost or rather abandoned janitors son the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree and if the bugs somehow manage to survive a whole year from kindergarten, well we can probably expect him to follow in his father's bloody footsteps now, my only regret is that he doesn't I was able to tie up Agnes too, the dumpster third game something tells me I'll be back and that's not a theory, no it's not, but this is a theory.
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