Game of Thrones Food Taste Test

today we dine like the king of the north let's talk about that mythical good day and Vala modulus which of course is valerian because all men must die, which is not exactly the uplifting message I was looking for to start today, show it, but when it comes to play . of Thrones is as uplifting as it gets, yes, so to celebrate the return of TV's biggest show and its final season, we're putting our finger on the culinary pulse of Westeros and bringing back some of the most iconic Game of Thrones meals . to life so hold the refrigerator door because we're so hungry like I heard from Dothraki after sacking a village full of sister kissers it's time for real fake

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Game of Thrones edition some of our friends like the fictional feast and binging on babish and others have created delicious versions of some Game of Thrones

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s, but that's not what we're about to do.

Our goal is to make the food as true as possible to how it exists within the world of Game of Thrones, not something fancy. version that you would feed me with Maul Tyrell on our birthday, in other words, indigestion is coming, but before we move on to meals that are dark and horror-filled, let's get into something that is just plain brown noise. Brown is a cheap, dark brown stew served in the slums of King's Landing, specifically the Flea Bottom, and is meant to serve as sustenance for those who can't afford anything better, so let's see some exciting action from Brown, a fairly easy burden to bear at the bottom of fleas, we call them brown bowls. pretend the meat on them was chicken, I mean it wasn't chicken, there are no tits in that clip, huh, okay, now it's time for us to try our own pig's anus Jordan grizzly bear dishes, sure Jordan of Janus, boy, your lords, it is.

Me, the guy who gives you the brown. Oh, slap him there, oh yeah, so I'll give you a good snail. Mr. Snail, this looks amazing. A little brown for you. Okay, hearing loss brown or so I live next to a dragon, so I don't I don't know how loud I'm speaking okay, thank you sir. eNOS pig is the biggest okay thanks for breaking a Cygnus according to the sworn sword graphic novel which was written by George or our own Martin, the ingredients are often unidentifiable mystery meats which may include fish, get some brown almond, oh yes, sorry, fish, pigeons, rats, cats and even corpses of dubious origin it all depends on who is the biggest brown right now some blogs and YouTube chefs have created tasty recipes sanitized in bald but this dish of brown it has different things it has beef tendon mmm pork kidney yes rabbit duck tongue black pudding which is beef blood, snail shells, vegetable shells and just a pinch of salt and there is a whole egg of some kind, that's the bad thing.

I put some quail eggs in there, oh thank you, we were cleaning out the refrigerator. I don't even really know what I am. I'm just going to get some sort of unidentifiable grout. Watch the bones. Watch the bones. We've been giving warning to the bones. very meaty version, I think this is probably a lot more nutritious and what they were actually eating there is no real beef in that, oh wow, very earthy, oh gosh, yes, but only 30 percent is digestible, yes, or chewy, oh, no peace, yeah, and me. I'm already late, it's that bone, bone, okay, the good news is it only gets worse from here, oh God, next step.

Dragons burned goat. If you thought we'd eat Game of Thrones food without finding out what dragons like to eat, then you know. nothing Jon Snow or whatever your name is Doug Snyder, maybe that's okay, buckle up Doug because we know exactly what dragons like to eat and this is real golf, yes it is, and this goat is currently on a half raw state, which is far away. Too undercooked for products like drogon or Ragle, so we need to achieve an appropriate degree of doneness of the dragon. it's a part, I don't know what part it is, take a part and point your dragon at it and you have to massage the dragon's neck, get right there, at the thyroid, that really means so hungry, nice and seared.

God knows the Jordans there. laughing, yes, poisoning, I think so, maybe you want to eat mine and not yours, okay, I'm going for mm-hmm smells good, solid, sounds like burnt and dragging. I'll bite from a different place, oh it's warm, drink it, oh it's pretty good for you. It almost hits me in the nose what yes and I sink it oh oh I mean, it

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s like barnyard yes, it does, it's not bad, it's well seasoned, good job with the seasoning oh no, we'll do the rest of the day just what we eat in gross Yeah, yeah, we gotta finish it, man, we can waste it, not want it, not give it to the dragon.

That's another name for Morgan after the red wedding feast, even if you haven't read or watched Game of Thrones, you probably have. I've heard about the red wedding and if there's one thing the red wedding is remembered for it's the food, yeah, and in case you've been living under Casterly Rock for the last six years, this clip has some spoilers for sure that many people died, but did you see that diffusion now? I mean, I've read every book, at least the ones that have been made so far. Come on, let's do some more books and what I noticed is that there are books, there are books that are doing very well. detail in the description of the entire meal, allowing us to have a very precise red wedding, a fine leek soup was described in Storm of Swords, as well as a salad of green beans, onions and beets, poached river pike and milk of almonds on the mounds of puree. turnips that were cold before they got to the table gelatin calves brains a piece of fibrous meat and a lot of red wine so some good stuff some questionable snow and Josh actually prepared all of that but the office direwolf actually got ate most of it when I wasn't looking, here's what's left, we've got the stringy meat, we've got the jellied calf's brains and the turnip puree, there's turnips, boy, there Lord, you can't have a red wedding without a little of blood, oh yes, Lord, oh my God, it's okay, it's okay, oh not this.

Is this a chocolate syrup and corn syrup? This is real blood, it's really oh here we go from someone who just got stabbed right in the baby, thank you Mr. Jordan, from the pig house, anus, pig, eNOS, you all intentionally mispronounce it now to embarrass me. Okay, it actually looks a lot like chocolate syrup, but it's legitimately pasteurized cow's blood. Apparently when you pasteurize it it gets a little thicker. Imagine how the actors felt. You know, it's really, guys, what I thought it was. I think it was. Just no, they came up, they went with the food man, you know, yeah, if you want your show like Game of Thrones and you want to be in the world, but imagine what it would have been like, this is what it would have been like.

Well, maybe a little less blood, yes, a little lighter on the blood, but choose, you know, pig's anus is nice, sometimes it gets carried away. Oh, is that because jelly cats have cow blood? Yes, it is sir, mmm, miss, enjoy it, oh God. let's have a little bit of this at the same time I'm putting it all in what you live, understand, I don't want to make two different bites, it's one perfect bite, oh my goodness, it's okay if we don't lower this. We gotta go to the wall Live our lives with the brothers We gotta be so black You're celibate but it ain't practically okay I tend to overlook that stuff when you got a smoky glow in your eyes like Jon Snow, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, I could get it. away from everything why do I make sure I have everything?

I don't know, you don't have enough blood, take a little bath, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go, come on, think about it and sink it. They could use it like Foley Foley. since when they stabbed their people in the stomach ah yeah they had a great Foley ah I try but I guess that's out of line oh wow no I'm no good I won't even watch the show again that's what ruined it yeah no It was the program now watching the red wedding but eating it oh well we came we saw we put it in our mouths then we spit it out aha thanks for liking comment and subscribe you know what time it is hello I'm Sam and I'm May and we're here at the concert Game of Thrones in San Diego Valar morghulis and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology what's happening at the concert there's a band it was like cauldrons in the front link above to see us, find out which Game of Thrones characters we're in the good mythic level and do I know where the wheel of mythology will land if you missed the mythology tour, have no fear, the new mythology tour special is here, available now on YouTube. iTunes Amazon and a wide variety of platforms, including most cable TV providers.