Game Grumps: Making fun of Advertisements

crunchy sugar that sugar can't get into that crunchy sugar even if hundreds of sugar think it can make my sugar crunchy, but not now Shh, I'll have to take it from my cold dead hands, well, grandma looks like I'm going to have than fighting fire with fire yes, you know it's grandma, yes, I can't get enough of that sugar manger, yes, it seems like I have lobbyists in Congress, grandma, I didn't count on the tank lobby to give me strength. thanks for joining us on this stale part, yes, yes, I like how we do it, even when we make vaguely political statements, they are meaningless and indecipherable, oh yes, it's nice, it's a lot of fun, Sugar Bear and Granny, yes, they are the best I could see, Old Sugar. crunchy commercials like on endless loop, they put me to sleep because there's no music or anything, it's just the show and it's all recorded on 50's microphones, so it's got that kind of quality where you can hear it, it's almost like a record here , sir, I would be warm and crisp by now due to complications from my diabetes, it's okay, grandma, it's okay, grandma, I mean, I wish I could help.

You, but Congress, opposes redistribution and is trying very hard to kick millions of people off of health care. I can't get it for a while. Honey, you've really changed since I last saw you, yeah, well, I got verified on Twitter, yeah. I'm fit as a fiddle, that's Jane, anyone can get verified on Twitter these days, can't get enough of that sugar. Chris keeps me strong. He was watching Infowars without trading. Did you know they're putting perverted frog skin after that sugar? Chris, that man is clearly not a lunatic, the best way to keep guns out of the hands of children is to put guns out of the hands of teachers and they can't get another one that should be Chris.

I know I won't sleep at night until all the home economics teachers have the helicopter. gun that Jesse Ventura used on Predator I was going to jump off the wall I was going to jump off the wall to get some height every time it worked the last few times it wasn't worth it it worked I'm dead I just can't get height when I'm in the middle oh so You know I can't get enough of that keeps me strong God. I wish there was something I couldn't get enough of. I could sing a little one more time, baby, with more vague political commentary in there.

I'll try to think of a scenario like Sugar Bear. I'm in court now because Sugar Bear occupied my house while I was on vacation, and under squatter's rights, the house technically now belongs to him, even though the deed is in my name. right, granny, i just couldn't get it because of that sugar crunch, that's right, oh yeah, what did you, you never read about squatters' rights, you just walk into someone's house and then it'll be your house if you stay there on enough time hmm Wow great I know it's a great job great everyone. I can't be right, no, it's absolutely right, even if it's someone else's property, yes, it's a super outdated law that hasn't been repealed, is that the right word or just yes, it was meant to protect.

I probably got the details of this wrong but it was meant to protect banks or similar tenants where people would sell a property to a landlord and not use it and then there would be some kind of clerical error and the bank would like to sell it to a tenant or something like that or to another owner and they would live in it for years and then, you know, seven years later, the actual owner would come back and say, wow, what! This is my property and now there's a house and people living in it, so it was meant to protect people from like being kicked out of their houses, out of the houses they've been living in, so I thought They were good intentions, yes. but it's too vague, right, oh, I say yes, yes.

I could see how that would happen. I can't get enough of that sugar bear created with sugar. I can't afford the sugar Chris because it would seem that these tax-free cuts basically help big corporations on the extremely rich, I mean I get some tax breaks but they are only temporary and go away after a few years. I can't get enough of that sugar. Well, Grandma, looks like you better get a better job so you can afford that sugar. Chris, yeah, I can't get enough of that sugar, yeah, looks like you better be the CEO of Kellogg's, they keep me strong, even though I'm so close, oh, it's so close, oh, it's tantalizingly close, oh, Oh my God, I know my rights, Grandma.

Jesus Christ I'm losing my shoe I have the right to bear arms and I'm a bear I can't get enough of that sugar another absurd law I'm going to be homeless because I can't keep my house because I can no longer write it off as a tax deduction under these new laws, well, grandma, it seems like that's another thing that sucks for you, doesn't it? Well, Grandma, you know what you could do. Could you give me your possessions, including that delicious box of crunchy sugar I can't get enough of that sugar that keeps me strong maybe you should have a big bowl full of sugar Christmas to keep you strong sugar bear I feel like no management is not my cup of tea side but to be Honestly, I also didn't feel like the previous administration was on my side with certain things, well, granny, I think you might have to learn to accept it in a two-party system, there's a good chance that neither side really has your best interests.

Bottom line, here, take enough sugar with all the essential vitamins and minerals. Chris will keep you strong. Great, we all are, but anything in these difficult times drowns your sorrows in a bowl of sugar. Chris, I can't get enough. that could be worse if you saw Putin's re-election that was a total travesty you want to know why I'm so obsessed with sugar Chris Grandy because it's the only thing that gives me a sense of joy in this damn politician I can't get enough of that sugar Chris, okay, here we go, here we go, oh, it's a check, mother, oh, that's a checkpoint, long, is this, oh, damn, I can't get enough of that sugar crash, he's big, I go, I go, I go. 'Go