Game Grumps: Childhood Stories

this episode that began. AHA. You said, Hey, man, have you ever barked at a family member? Oh yeah, as a matter of fact, I haven't thrown it up, yeah, yeah, Mom, so why don't you share that story? As we ride the line it just fits the cut he just says it's funny and it's like there's a story it's like I don't know I was throwing up and then my mom was like here throw up on my hands so it doesn't all end wait, that's weird but it's sweet - well she was like rushing me to the bathroom so I could throw up in the bathroom you throw up on my hand but she said no I'm trying to blow well she wasn't like here son, here it is where you should throw up, you go, you know you're going to fall off the cliff, oh my god, or you left, yeah, she wasn't. like here in my noble hand, she was like, oh god, my dad, exactly the opposite, he would have just liked to hold me by the neck like with a full extension of the arm and just say: go ahead, as long as you don't throw up in my tracksuit. vomiting everywhere I love it Why do I have my bow?

Okay, here we go, if I had like ten million dollars, I'd be fine, I'm fine, that's the thing, man, it's just weird the way my uncle liked it. Listen kid, I like it, you think you make a million dollars and that's it, you'll be fine, but to live like you think a millionaire lives, you actually need like 10 to 12 million dollars, yeah, and I'm like, oh God. mine. I made 300 and thought, oh, sweet $300 friend, have you ever been to natural hot springs? Yes, once, really yes. I was in Japan, they are the best, right? I was in the same guy I was actually out.

On a road trip with him through the desert in Death Valley and like everywhere in California and Nevada, that's when I thought I had taken some time away from college because I was going through some things and I thought it would be better if I wasn't here right now trying to learn and um, so we went on a road trip together and it was amazing, but like you're out there and you're hundreds of miles away from any kind of civilization that you know, as well as anyone with the May you walk around like I could do terrible things to you and never get caught, you know it and you will. never be found and all that kind of stuff, so we're out there, I'm my uncle and my two dogs and we stopped at these natural hot springs and then while we're there, it's like night and we're just hanging out. and this guy just comes out of nowhere like there are no cars anywhere like he has no idea where he came from and like he doesn't have a bad vibe because I'm like you know me like I have unusual trust in strangers, you know, I think I said: hello new friend, hello desert friend, yes, but like my uncle, I guess I immediately got a bad vibe from him and the guy said, hey, your dogs are friendly and my uncle without a trace of humor Lake was like Meanwhile, no, like they were the friendliest dogs in the world and the guy said okay and then left, he just disappeared like over a hill and left again and I thought that was weird, but no.

We talked about it again. like ten years later my uncle told me because we sleep like in the truck you know we just like to put blankets and pillows and my uncle said yeah just so you know that night I slept with a gun under the pillow oh Oh my god, yes. yeah, I had an actively stressful retro experience in the jacuzzi, I mean, a hot springs experience, put it, yeah, that was a wild ride, man, because I had blue hair at the time and that was Lou's hair, yeah , Yeah. when they told me you wanted to dye your hair blue but oh I know I wanted to dye my hair blue again oh yeah that's what I had I don't remember I had blue dreads but I definitely have blue hair and dreadlocks in the same year, frankly not my best year in terms of looking sexy, someone good, oh okay, I have more

stories

from that trip, okay, more

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like someone you know who can't play, it's the hook, it's the suspense, it's intense, no, then my uncle. and I was driving through the desert and on one of the many strange adventures we had we had some kind of car problem and we stopped.

I'm talking in the middle of nowhere and there was just this guy and his shack and he had like some car parts outside, so he started off like he could probably fix things and we walked into his shop and it was like, damn, okay, load the

game

, okay, so this old guy is like the real salt of the earth, the kind of guy he was called. just skiing and it's great and my uncle of course plays the role like it is. I mean, he's from New Jersey like the rest of my family, but if he drives out into the desert, he's wearing cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, and a leather jacket. and all that, so Jesse doesn't have a problem with him, but I possibly have dreadlocks, definitely blue hair and I look like nothing he's ever seen before, he keeps looking at me with that awkward look like Eminem used to say and he keeps looking.

I'm like Hi Joe Souki, super nice anyway and yeah and I'm pretty sure he's about to call me like I don't know the local Klan chapter about me or something and my uncle is like my uncle who can read. these situations very well immediately it's like oh yeah you're probably looking at my nephew's hair but he's a good boy he loves Jesus he goes to church every Sunday and Jessica oh he's fine and from that moment on he was totally fine with me and meanwhile inside I'm like what is church, yeah, it was a lot of fun, but it was one of those very interesting times in my life where, damn, yeah, there are very few times because I mean, Do you know if you are Jewish? you experienced antisemitism and stuff, but it's not, it's not that difficult, well, ask, it's not difficult, but it's not immediately recognizable as racism, if you know if you're a black person and you walk into a room where everyone knows you.

I know you're African American, but you like Judaism, in many cases you know they don't know until you tell them, in which case they're just like you, like a lying, sneaky, crazy Jew, so I would never do it. I experienced like direct hatred from someone I'd never said a word to before, you know, it was a really interesting experience and then just washing it, watching it completely drain as soon as it found out that I was downstairs with the j -man, man, I'm done with the j-man, you mean Jesus, right, not the Jewish man, the superhero, no, hey sue.

Oh, very good iron. This guy is just a surprise. I'd bet that I don't even know what the hell propolis is, it's a high and healthy area. I think I once went to a necropolis, yes, I was once in a necropolis, no, I went there with my dad, he shot a goat, it was an area. Was it self-defense? I was in the area specifically made for shooting goats and then I bathed and went home in the goats' blood. I know it was close to goat blood, although by the way, I'm lying with a tampon in Florida.

I don't know what's going on there, you guys, just dolls, vote for George Bush, weird, that's all. Oh yeah, you know, they vote for George Bush, that's weird too. Florida Tradition 2014. Now I know my last name is weird. Which is literally weird. High words Bush. That's weird, thanks Aaron if you crush my what.