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Funny Dan's Dad Moments

Jan 20, 2022
but I'm guessing they're having issues with certain parts of their automated system yeah like because you know how automated systems have the parts they like are used for each part of each phone call and then there's a part you like changes based on the patient as far as the part that has changed in the patient i guess it depends so i was like hi this is CVS Pharmacy calling we wanted to tell you that your prescription for is now available it was hilarious oh my god i was dying or like when someone don't know how to use like a phone or like a p perfect the system very well you just know it's like you would like to take a call from my dad totally like they haven't it hasn't happened in so long cause with cell phones and correct but like when you used to call me during college it would be like you have a call from accept I don't know I don't know yes for him talking to my mom I think you have a call from I don't understand that's so

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I've been thinking about that for a while yeah yeah dude I bet there's as much as 90's ass I could think of to make jokes about that it would be completely irrelevant now you've got me too to remember, let me see if I can find it. daddy left me a voicemail right where he likes it comes real loud from the start you know exactly what i said he's cool i recently saw a picture of your dad oh yeah he's totally awesome regular suburban dad yeah yeah and it's not what I expected.
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Well, everyone thinks that he has long gray hair. My dad is nothing like me. I look more like my mom, yeah, but my dad, my dad, he was super handsome in the '70s, he had long hair back then and he looked like he just got out of the Israeli army, so he was like super cut. like Jesus obviously, have I ever heard the voicemail where he told me he never played it in the arcade? I'm up later yeah like hour long compilations of you guys talking and also oh my gosh that's from June of last year jesus that's how long I keep these things and treasure them oh 'cause they're beautiful obviously, i love art, yes, it really is my.
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Dad doesn't realize that every time he's about to leave a message on my phone, it's a masterpiece I'll treasure for decades to come. always do that I mean legit and literally at the same time so that co comes out legit early legit early is legitimately the stupidest thing I've ever said in my life that's a bit of Brian Regan what he's like if you ever meant like take care but then he said good luck it's like take luck or like when you're when you assume someone is pregnant my dad did that he was like when do you expect it? she didn't say i'm paraphrasing but i mean i'm sure he was kind of nervous like sorry he laughs but he couldn't open what does he definitely do?
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That's the worst situation to possibly be the Brian Regan. Pitt was like you, you just can't stop after you've committed to what you're saying. oh hey you'll appreciate that well I was hanging out with my family I was telling my dad that I shave with a straight razor now I used to use electric razors and stuff but I like the I don't like this not interesting but i like that i like the ritual how you know how to use the ponytail brush and all that and a single blade whatever so i said yeah avi i just used the single blade now i have to take care of the money making machine my face and he said yeah you gotta take the money shot and i'm like no that's not what that means. you're fine, you're just not japanese, that's for sure, they're on a different level, we can't pretend, leaves, happy leaves, they would leave me alone.
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Oh well done, dammit, pun. I'm able to feel that emotion so I do it often cool let it out man this is good beautiful now no every time you yell at me I eat comfort bowls so I like it it's just perfect It's a success like from a bygone time, yes, sir. you don't remind me of being a kid bowling sunny girls bowling is a trigger for you not actually like he's an amazing guy but like he's israeli and he's kinda crazy guy and like sometimes he makes mistakes raising me you know , like he would take me to a horror movie and then I would be traumatized and then he would take me to like. pancakes to always make me feel better so pancakes have become synonymous with like even now oh yeah though so many years later it's weird looking for a special place in my heart yeah so I was in Little League, I played Little League baseball and I played the outfield, which is where you play when you don't have talent, yeah, and you did, you pitched like a girl and you just stand there like yeah, so they put me in the outfield actually i threw worse than a girl there were a lot of girls on our team who threw amazingly well way better than me and so my dad has a home video of me doing in the outfield and i'm just standing because no kid is strong enough to hit like the baseball bat falls yeah so you just stand there the whole game and then he brings the camera back to back to like the pitcher in action and then after the pitch Come back to me and I'm on my knees casting the dirt ones and you can hear my dad spinning.
To my mom like I don't think I'm going to be an athlete oh man next time in the game growl most embarrassing tales from my childhood it's fine and use hamster how sick oh we got the boring version dammit there was definitely a version where you could pop a hamster in the microwave how sick like maybe they meant sick like in the new way like whoa Totally Rad Oh I told you my dad recently learned about the word sick really but no he likes to fully understand how to use it though, like he understands that it means really good, but he doesn't know when it's appropriate, so he bought like a melon and said, "Hey Don, this melon is pretty sick right, this is a sick melon where you go". feeling really sick when you eat this melon is ri fe with e.coli yeah that's cool there you go they say i think i'm cool if you would have been mad you would have fallen there you think yeah like my dad a who i saw I went to visit my parents for the last few days yeah and they are great everything is good with my mom my mom had an amazing moment where she said my dad is the only man who can turn lemonade into lemons . like a good bad situation just because sometimes he has a negative attitude huh so she said you're the only man I know who can take delicious lemonade and turn it into a lemon so my dad's response was sugar is bad for you bastard so come on let's take that let's take that approach okay its oily volleyball game in top gun oh yeah playing with the boys god i used to listen to that song nonstop it's the funniest that's so good and it's a lot like any gay anthem at the time is not apparent as YMCA as my dad had no idea it was like talking about sucking guys like the spell but yeah Dex blew my mind.
I was like, what an accent, yeah, that's crazy. I love foreign accents, especially my father's. Oh god, he said something

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. recently yeah yeah well yeah I was dating him he was giving me a rundown of what he thought about the new ninja sex party album yeah it was very he said would you like a review it was like what you are going to give to me anyway, obviously it kind of doesn't make sense for me to say now if he was the way i like it 69 69 it's the best song you've ever done and i was like it's really nice i'm so happy he's like the other way the withdrawal patrol that sounds like a star bomb.
I'm like, what's wrong? It's alright, alright, good morning, don't let me interrupt his soft sleep, they've really shot up, shot up like when my dad used to wake me up for school, wow. I'm still alive, have you ever dreamed that someone you love died and then you wake up and they're still alive and you're like yeah yeah and that crazy crazy feeling why can't you dream so long can it happen that you go through the whole experience of mourning them and how to get over the death jet, yeah, and then you wake up and think none of that should happen.
I'm fine tell my dad I love him and then he does it and it's all good yeah wake up and then you do it and your dad has done what they are. are you talking please leave me alone yes i'm reading i'm reading the israeli newspaper sometimes it does well The Jerusalem Post well yes it's pretty bad it's hard for me to understand if it's in a language you don't read much symbols my dad was referring to the pebbles like pebbles that was the other really nice thing you know dad doesn't drive behind the truck because he picks up the pebbles and they get in the windshield he did it Bird will the wool the pebbles fly at us? at a dangerous rate yeah dude if i move to japan and live there for like 40 years mm-hmm it would be like what do you know what how would that be awesome oh yeah yeah it always baffles me how and it's not a hit this is like questioning yeah don't talk about my father please no, it's like he's not here, how does it work? translate it in your head and then talk see yeah that probably makes the most sense yeah so who knows which one is probably good I'll do it last because it's the hardest it sounds like that yeah there's a lot of bowing dragons in there yes, like a super overhead dragon like me. means you can't get more like mountain top than that super dragon zenith yeah i eat instead of peak oh i'm saying that's what zenith means he likes peak that's right i'd like to peak your drag of anyway my grandparents actually had a tv from a company called zenith pretty sure they don't exist anymore oh yeah i've seen i've seen zenith do they still exist?
I don't know if it was very old the remote only had four buttons and each one was like click click click like there are three white buttons and one orange button yeah and that's why my dad to this day call the remote the girl, throw the girl, Chuck Don, pass me the girl, Chuck, I love it, yeah, I guess when you came to America that's the TV they had, okay? What is this? bowie bass galaxy yeah yeah yummy base booyah well it's time for booyah base galaxy next time in the game grumpy do it and next time i'll probably send dan home what do you mean?
You think I mean you're going home, right? getting kicked out of game screenshots earlier today what did you do whatever don't talk to me having bad days in my life it's hard you only think about things

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