FULL SONG: The Perfect PokéRap | Unraveled BONUS

So Terry... This one's for you. I want to be the best (best, best, best). Be the best (best, best) Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle. Caterpie, Butterfree, Wurmple. Scorbunny, Sobble and Grookey. Lickitung and Lickilicky. Haxorus, Cofagrigus. Polyira, Mismagius. Fraxure, Crabrawler, Dewpider. Shellder, Cloyster, Haunter, Grimer. Golurk, Luxio. Swampert, Lilligant, Tynamo. Seismitoad, Politoed, Palipitoad, Seel. Parasect, Trevenant, Toxapex, Spheal. Mandibuzz, Scatterbug, Graveler, Pelipper. Elgyem, Pikipek, Clawitzer, Conkeldurr. Probopass, Scolipede, Delibird, Ursaring. Blaziken, Fennekin, Quilladin, Nidoking. SKRELP. Alakazam, Patrat. Woobat, Swoobat, Crobat. Golbat, Zubat. Poochyena, Carracosta. Teddiursa, Umbreon. Alomomola, Chikorita. Gothorite, Drudigon. Snorunt, Tyrunt, Charjabug. Ninjask, Yamask, Avalugg. Finneon, Drapion, Jolteon, Sylveon. Glaceon, Espeon, Jigglypuff.

Igglybuff, Wigglytuff. Dhelmise, Servine, Rockruff. Porygon, Porygon Z. Porygon2, Rimbombee. Skuntank, Klang, Klinklang. Miltank and Metang. Luxray. Pidgey, Hitmonlee. Skitty, happy. Mud ray. Lotad, Durant, Serperior. Gourgeist, Stoutland, Exeggutor. Abra, Seadra, Nidorina. Dewott, Chesnaught, Primarina. Omanyte, Dragonite, Charizard. Magnemite, Meditite, Dusknoir. Ivysaur, Venusaur, Minior, Garbodor. Ariados, Tyranitar. Glameow, Meowth, Exploud. Wobbuffet, Furret, Bellsprout. Starmie, Starly, Frogadier. Delcatty, Escavalier. Venonat, Poliwag, Hippopotas. Spinarak, Marowak, Jumpluff, Feebas. Foongus, Amoongus and Pidgeotto. Weepinbell, Victreebel, Hakamo-o. Aurorus, Aromatisse, Medicham. Mamoswine, Slurpuff, Flabebe. Feraligatr, Eevee Sigilyph. Elekid, Anorith, Inkay. (Gotta catch them all) Rowlet, Golett, Honedge, Archen, Croconaw. (Gotta catch them all) Sentret, Pignite, Bergmite, Mantyke, Kakuna.

Sudowoodo, Wishiwashi. Popplio, Abomasnow. Charmeleon, Darumaka. Hariyama, Sharpedo. Whiscash, Raticate, Sableye. Sandslash, Kricketune, Cutiefly. Beauti

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y, Togepi, Volcarona. Magnezone, Lunatone, Roggenrola. Samurott, Oshawott, Whimsicott, Kangaskhan. Larvitar, Pupitar, Omastar, Kecleon. Togekiss, Simisage, Nidoqueen, Cottonee. Forretress, Salamence, Jellicent, Bunnelby. Piloswine, Carnivina. Illumise and Remoraid. I think we're done with triplet rap. So now let's rap to educate. Alright. Here we go! Are you ready friends? Come on! Let's learn something about Pokémon! There is Persian and Mudsdale, Donphan and Huntail. Sandygast, Nosepass, Frosslass, Lapras! I love saying Pokémon, but here's the kicker. Saying them all feels like Farfetch'd! Leave me a question?

You want to help me? It's Throh time with more names! Come on, give me a shout! *

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200 Pokémon scream.* Those Pokémon are Tentacool! *another

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200 Pokémon shoutout.* And those Pokémon are trash! Combee my friend, I have more to say. And if we dig deeper into Diglett-le, we can learn today! So why not buy Comfey? Don't be crabby or blue! Here are some lessons and I make Rotom for you. If you do Muk in class, you will be distressed! Don't give us the Bidoof, just study hard! If you're slacking at school, you'll drop out sooner!

And abstinence is the key, or will you get a Mime Jr. Swanna to take some candy for a sweet treat? The delicious Amaura snack is the one that Pichu can eat! Beware of strange Shiftrys offering you hugs. Do not insert hairpins into Eelectrik sockets. Wear a Shelmet when riding a Rhydon bike. Keep a Bagon well stocked for extra long hikes! Make sure you stay away from that Ferroseed. And that's just a name people give to marijuana! There are Pansage, Slowbro, Oddish and Bonsly. Tropius, Seedot, Nuzleaf and Stunky! And Blissey, Loudred, Dewgong and Goodra. Bounsweet, Bayleef, Hypno and Munna!

You'll be Drowzee if you swallow that Tangrowth smoke. Also Koffing and Weezing, hey you could be Machoke! So if someone says, "Hey, do you want a wet Lombre?" Look them in the eyes, Dedenne, and say NO WAY! I'm telling you Natu does drugs, but if someone smokes Treecko, does that make them a bad person? Definitely not! What I don't mean by Carr-Yanma in this verse is that alienating drug users makes things worse! Don't lock someone up if he takes a Hitmonchan. And criminalizing addicts is a really bad plan. Big Pharma is the root of our country's opioid addiction problem.

Golem. Gastly, Horsea, Chansey, Burmy. Clefairy, Mankey, Klefki, Goomy. Hello! Rapping is hard, let me catch my breath. We might as well check how many we have left! There are less than 150 left. Can I really do this? I used to have this dream. When I was a kid. It would make PokéRap listenable. And everyone called me reckless and wild. But I never gave up. I continued doing it every day. And with Pikachu by my side and my dex to guide me, I knew there would be a way. Ignore all the naysayers. It would need thicker skin than Metapod.

Wynaut steps out of my comfort zone and jumps into the Unown. Maybe one day everyone will applaud. It's definitely worth the risk. Plus, I make some friends while I'm trying. Looking for how to be strong like a Raichu

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. I still don't know where to put Mr. Mime though. But who cares if I can't find a good place to put Togedemaru, Pyukumuku, Mawile, Sceptile, Weavile, Sandile, Helioptile, Leafeon, Gengar, Malamar, Marshtomp, Chatot, Simipour, Ferrothorn, Toxicroak, Minccino, Cinccino, Azumarill , Tranquill, Excadrill, Marill, Beedrill. And Togetic, Basculin, Gigalith, Crabominable, Kingdra, Ambipom, Gastrodon, Bastiodon, Hippowdon, Vivillon, Bisharp, Liepard, Dunsparce, Aipom, Slakoth, Ralts, Dustox.

I still found a way to put them in there! The Scizor does not care about the scope of the task. I don't need a ride on Magikarp-et. I am Machamp-ion, hero, Fearow has nothing to do with it. My true power comes from within. And that takes us to the top. I've said all the names I can say. I will let my body confess the names I cannot express. Yes, it's time for the DREAM BALLET! COME ON! But there is a Pokémon, my holy grail. That I gave to Kevin Punt, I hope that bastard is in jail.

Because of all the Tangelas, Terry is the apex. And I handed it over for my 'dex. When you love Terry so much and then Terry leaves. What's the point of having all the other Pokémon? There is a wound in my heart that I can't get rid of. How can I find joy without my tangled boy? Why catch them all if you can't keep the ones you love? Terry! Oh Terry...