Frozen Diet Meal Taste Test

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? Let's talk about that. (music plays) Good morning mythical! Thank you for making us part of your daily routine and starting each program with a thumbnail outlined in green. - Yes, there it is! - Remember that! Great show today. Mike and Alex are going to destroy or have destroyed a mysterious object and we'll find out if we can guess what it is. We'll also see if Rhett can tell the difference between a Grammy-nominated artist's song and bathroom wall poetry. But first, it's January and the most popular resolution you've probably already broken is eating healthy.

Yes, now one of the ways so-called health food companies are trying to make it easier to be healthy or eat healthy even when you don't have time is

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s. So we headed to the frozen food section. It's time to... Okay, here's how this will work. We'll try some healthy frozen foods and then guess which brand of healthy frozen foods they come from. Here are the brands we have to choose from. We have the smart ones from Weight Watchers. Those

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s are based on points. UH Huh. Lean cuisine, which is calorie controlled, 200, 300 calories, uh, - range is what... - Right, low calorie.

Healthy choice. Their website says the meals are steamed. So, be careful with the steam. Well, and then there's Evol, - which is love... - Evil. - Devil. Evolution. - Evolution. I don't think they'd call him evil. It's love spelled backwards because, according to their mission, "look in the mirror and see the way we eat and live." Dot dot dot. - I don't know, that's all I read. - I think you said... I think the mission statement is about that. Not that. Their mission is to make you look in the mirror. We have Atkins, of course, which is very, very low in carbohydrates, high in fat and high in protein.

And Amy's kitchen. All of Amy's food is vegetarian. Well, here we have a little fact sheet with a little additional information to help us make informed decisions. Let's bring the first element. Watch this. Here we have it. Is this all or just a part? - Yeah, that's not exciting. - Not much. Which immediately gives me a clue that it might be very low in calories. I eat 200-300 calories, which will make it lean cuisine. A little bit of rice. Oh, and there's a little... - Mushroom. - touch of mushroom. - Hmm. - I could eat it all.

It's not bad... it actually has some sweetness to it. - They are sweet peas. - Yes it is. I didn't know there was sugar in candy. Mmm, not bad. - It's not... it's not cool. - Not good. It has a healthy

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. I'll tell you that way. Uh, this one brings back memories. I think I know which one it is, because I ate a lot of these when I was a kid because my mom had them in the freezer. - Yes, I... well... - I'm saying this is... - Do you think it's lean cuisine? - Lean cuisine.

Well, it feels incredibly low in calories, which makes me think you're probably right, but I also think it might have been steam technology, because of this plastic container. It feels very steam tech. So, just in the name of variety, I'll go with Healthy Choice. Well. Okay, so our first option is to place it safely in the microwave, and we move on to this square pizza, which is not from any of these places. This is from Buies Creek Elementary School. - Well? - No, no, no, friend. - Our pizza was rectangular. - Rectangle. Well, don't ruin it for him.

They don't know it. This is a perfect square, which is only for people who are on a

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. And it's also scary. You know that square things have fewer calories. And you're saying it's scary because it could poke you in the eye? No, because it's too perfect. I didn't make eye contact with him when that happened. - Hmm. - You know, I feel like cutting it in half, let's try the middle. Because

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ing the edges isn't... we'll just say how bad it is. - Not good. - Wow, that's dull. That's a backwards way of making a pizza.

Do you see where I'm going with this? Do you think this is bad? This is one evil pizza, because... when you ruin pizza... man, that's a bad place to live. Yeah, I wanted to say this could be Amy's Kitchen because it's all vegetarian. Do you know that Amy doesn't exist? - No. - It's just Rachel and Andy. They started it together. There is no Amy. -Who the fuck is Amy? - I don't know. - Then they are deceptive. -I've never had Evol, so...maybe...I'm...it sounds like she's saying evil. I don't know if you guys knew that.

When you came up with your... I'm going to follow my instincts about squares and deception. We didn't like the pizza. Can we be clearer? What the hell is this? I can not say it. - Are there cookies on top? - It smells like... I think it's crumbled tortilla, which means it's not Atkins. Hmm, you're right, Link. - Should we mix that first? - No no no. Eat it like a casserole. Oh, it has pasta. Definitely not Apkin... Apkins. I need some napkins with my Apkins. It is definitely missing several ingredients that would make it good. Yes.

The first thing I noticed was that that has been the case with all of these. Someone had a serious confusion. This is... it has spicy tortilla... - Oh, it's spicy. - And pasta. This is like an Italian-Mexican weight loss fusion. Did you know? It's for people who want to lose weight, but go to the Mexican restaurant and the Italian restaurant on the same night. I think this might be Amy's and I've already guessed. I was just thinking the same thing. I totally agree, because the more I eat it, it doesn't

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bad. They like to spice up Amy's.

Again with the deception. Yes, they cover the lack of sugar, fat or any redeeming quality with spice. Which is not a redeeming quality in my book. But it doesn't taste bad. But I do think anyone who combines those ingredients like that is evil. Okay, moving on to this pasta dish. Ravioli wrapped in a paper bowl. It looks like your mom just dumped some leftovers from the Sunday potluck into a bowl. But does it sound like something Oprah would like? - That is the question. - Yes. Because, you know, she really likes Weight Watchers. Um, according to my cheat sheet, she owns a 10% stake and after her incredible speech at the Golden Globes, which I watched in real time and was fascinated by, the side effect was that Weight Watchers stock skyrocketed and she earned $36 million.

Wow, it's great to be Oprah. Oh, there's green in there. Yes, that's what makes it Weight Watchers. Other Weight Watchers spokespersons: Jessica Simpson, Charles Barkley, Jennifer Hudson, DJ Khaled. Kaled or Khaled? Kaled? Kaled? - DJ Khaled! - Khaled. Can you imagine him sitting with this in

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ine and eating it? - Actually, yes. - I could definitely see it. He eats two or three. I can imagine him eating anything. Doing it right now. But that's not what's happening here. - I don't know, I feel like... - It's not bad. Okay, since we talk so much about Oprah... I don't know, it's kind of one-dimensional food.

I think Healthy Choice does that. Where it's just one thing. Well, Lean Cuisine... now I contradict myself. Lean Cuisine is a branch of Stouffers. And this bowl has a very Stouffery quality. Don't you think? Stouffers takes a lot of shortcuts. What do we have here? A kind of bean and rice. Is there cheese on top? Looks like a ghost shit on a TV dinner. - In this area. - Why do so many of these meals seem like... you just... you were definitely going through the leftovers and throwing out everything you could find? - Well, I'm sure... - Is that part of the aesthetic?

I'm sure the outside of the box didn't look like that. - Oh, let me mix that up. - Is that creamy? - Is it creamy? - It's creamy, it's not cheese. It's some kind of cheese sauce or sauce without cheese or... Who am I kidding? I have no idea what this is. Well, it can't be Atkins, because it has beans and rice, right? We're both clinging to our Atkins fork. - Well, neither... - Always hold your Atkins fork. And weight watchers. We both have the same two. - Oh really? - Let's drink one. - We haven't done it yet. - You don't want to suck me, man. - I'm a little sick. - Oh really? - Unless you want it. - Isn't that a new fork?

It's a... no. Yes, it's a new fork. - Well, fuck it. - You can eat it. Don't do it twice. - Man. - That's the best so far. For a long shot. Which, to clarify, still means it's horrible. - I mean... - No, no, this is good. It needs salt. Sodium is bad for you. Yes, he needs something bad for you. I think that's what everyone is missing. MMM I dont know. Do you mind if I eat all this right now? A healthy breakfast, I guess. Alright, we both have Atkins and Weight Watchers, and then we can make a change, Um, after the next round, but it's not Atkins, so I have to vote for Weight Watchers, because it has rice, right? - Yes of course. - You love him?

I like it a lot. I like it a lot. - It's the best thing I've ever had... - I need to intervene. in the last three hours. - So why are you voting? - I've been awake for three hours. I have to vote for Smart, because it's not Atkins. Well, that same ghost that shit on those beans and rice... Uh-huh. -she vomited on this. Oh, and now he's just sliding around. Oh look at it, it's monolithic. It is monolithic. - Not now... - Word of the day, children. Don't spill it. Okay, is this one huge? I think it's... is it a big ravioli? - That's a great... - That's an achievement.

I'm going to need another fork to... I'm very impressed with this. It's a big ravioli, Link! As...? I think it might just be lasagna. Is a lasagna sealed on one side technically a ravioli? Yes absolutely. It has some sausage. It's very daring. Just like me. Well, just like you too, I mean, really. That's not... - Like all men. - Not bad. Well, I think one thing we've also learned is that Atkins does some things that look like carbs, because everything has carbs. We've hung up Atkins and now I'm just... putting it here because it's all I have left. - Yes me too. - You also only have Atkins left.

I would say it's one of my favorite dishes so far. - Not bad. Not bad. - Nothing bad. - Not bad. - I'll take a little more. DJ Khaled! And I think it's Khaled. - Yes. - Tell it... tell us what we have so far, Khaled. He is in the house. Woman: That's me, uh, DJ Khaled. Well, before I tell you what your points are now, I want to tell you what's at stake because the winner will receive a much-deserved and much-needed deep dish pizza. - Yeah! - Oh it's good! "Khaled": It's not a

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, it's a deep dish.

The loser has to take a drink of bitter and healthy vegetables. That being said, Link. That said, we have some bacon, because we can't go as long as we did in this episode without eating something good. You have two correct. Congratulations, Link. And, Rhett, you got four right. Oh! Yeah! Alright, I'm making some changes right now. Um, I think this... I think you were right about this. - Yes. - Sweet sesame chicken. That's not lean cooking, but you're wrong about that. This is lean cuisine. Smart One... Actually, I think this is Atkins. - There's something... I think we're right. - Must be. - No... - I'm not going to change any of them.

Because I feel like I'll ruin it. I think Smart Ones is the pizza, and then I think... I have no idea what Evol is, but that's my... my ending... What I will say is that I think I would make the Santa Fe Rice and Beans Amy's. , but I don't want to mess with the charm. So I'll let it stay where it is. Alright, let us know, Khaled. "Khaled": Well, Rhett, you got four right. Link, you still have two correct. I do not know, man. Bring me that deep dish pizza! (singing) All I do is lose, lose, lose, no matter what.

It doesn't seem right that... you're doing this to me. You are very right. But you were very, very wrong. (coughs) Oh God, grass clippings. And a kind of putrid, ditch water. Hmm. Congratulations, man. You can have... you can have a little bit of that to go with it. Alright, stick around because next we'll see if you can guess which item Mythic Crew members Mike and Alex completely destroy just for us. And let's see if we can too. Link: Your mornings just got better with our Boiled For Safety mug available at Mythical.Store.