Friends: Joey Pretends to Be Dr. Ramoray (Season 2 Clip) | TBS

- Hi Erika. Forward. - How did you get here so fast? - I just saw you in Salem. - Good. They, uh, they put me up in a helicopter. What's happening? And I see that you also have a small party. - She's here? AHA? - WHO? Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today, kissing you in the doctors' room. That's not what you think. That was-- You told me I was the only one. Alright, look, that's all. I don't think we should see each other anymore, okay? Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago, but I'm not Drake Ramoray, okay?

I'm not even a doctor. I'm an actor. I only pretend to be a doctor. Oh my god, do the people at the hospital know about this? Does anyone want to help me here? I know. I know. - Where I am? - University Hospital. The same place you've been for the past 18 years. How can you be here and there? Because it's a TV show. Drake, what are you getting at? - I'm not Drake. - That's how it is. He is not Drake. He is... Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin. Is this true? Yes, yes is true. And I know because, because he impersonated Drake to sleep with me.

And then he told me that he would run away with me. And he didn't! And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard! Is all this true? Yes. I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me, Erika. You deserve to be with the real Drake. He is the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem. Find him. He is the guy for you. Oh Hans. Hans? Hans? Hey evil twin! Good. Goodbye Erika. Good luck in Salem. - Take care. - I will never forget you, Hans.