Franco Escamilla.- "¡Y ya! parte final

Thank you, my brothers, I am going to tell you a short story many years ago in a galaxy far away, no one. I was studying law and criminology, my dream was to be a lawyer and criminologist until I saw how much they earned and I said, look, you see me, and while studying the degree, I met to a good girl, well, she was more beautiful than good, I understand them and I was in love with her but excessively and we weren't just boyfriends because she didn't want to, she didn't give me her heart or her body but she gave me her friendship, it's the gift more than You can get a woman in these women from Guardenses ho ching friendship my I love her I'm pretty not even your friends love you less we I was her best friend just as it sounds because the help of studying doing homework and since they didn't let her have a boyfriend her parents let her go out with me, I went for her, her house took her to a shopping center, her new one went for her and they left together like that and I was the undersecretary because when she fights with her boyfriend, this dance was talking and she told me to answer her, tell her that we shouldn't talk With him please tell him that you have been with him he turned to tell them that he was one of those rare women who make a drama out of pure nonsense I will say that I will stay with him this dance I was talking they answered every channel speaks frankly hey why do they have the hand If I'm pretending I have a phone but phones aren't like that anymore, I know, but when I did it like that and no one understood me in the system, let's go ahead, we don't care if we have the same today, it's because it's already loaded with you, there's no need to to talk to you she told me it's okay look tell her please tell her that the stranger that I miss her like the sun in the morning and that not a day went by without thinking about how stupid and idiotic I have been to let her go like that from my hands ok this guy tells us He's stupid, I'm an idiot and they miss you and Selena, but please, in our last pro, right now I need to know what's going on with me, or who knows who he wants to be, notice that I do that in the third person, like relax, idiot, who in the mind wants to tell him where he is going to go out I am productive although today the channel says that you go and fuck your mother that you leave her alone boy and he catches him then he is going out I did not forgive him they reconciled and I am going to make the school all uncomfortable with the bato oli me too these guys have also I made a song for her and her boyfriend a song called 'him and me let's see what you think your boyfriend is the classic damn one who puts on some socks with dress shoes the typical serene evolved from under so accelerated of those that bullied me your boyfriend is an excellent athlete who plays without a shirt and almost always scores a goal and I can't go to the store or climb a staircase without using salt got love canaleros your boyfriends a words like going to your baby up and you were massaging Spanish and I who have an advanced lexicon I always stutter if I want to talk to you about love your boyfriend loves partying toasting with banda music and watching reality shows and he still has you in love and I can't do anything to get out of the press she drinks the beer she burps like a Spartan while asking to retire your boyfriend has more than a thousand defects but even with everything and that's how the one who has you is like that he plucks his eyebrows To look his best, he has below average intellect and although I'm not afraid of him, please don't tell him, if you decide between him and me that you're better off with him, then I'll leave in peace, if you prefer, God bless you if he cheats on you with your friend.

You deserve that and more, don't come and leave me with you, I don't want to be your friend or your shoulder to cry on, and for a better one, one day when you let me be stupid, don't look for someone to blame because, as your boyfriend says, you caught them, it's me. You said that we had to talk that you needed to give yourself some time and I don't want to be like everyone else, I know, wishing harm on an old love. I wish you the best. I hope that the power goes out in your house and you run out of water that you can't. damage much less makeup I was left without a maid that every time you smile you get blackheads and pimples on your buttocks that no one loves you anymore a tooth that you go bald that one day all your friends will find out that I was your boyfriend and that today they will practice that on the same day he has two auditoriums, plus the next boyfriend who turns out to be a transvestite, I go out with your brothers, let you be his confidant so he can see what it feels like to have it fit in his hand, but let it be clear that I don't hold a grudge against you, thank you.

I deserve I would like to thank today I had some guests and I invited people who have worked with me throughout this year who have supported me, for example, here is my mother, for whom I ask for a big round of applause, thank you, which is yet to come, thank you for joining me in this, here is my sister Mariana also behind her because she is 80 brand new and mom loves me until she reached forward this shield my three reasons my three gasolines my three engines from whom I want to ask a big round of applause for my wife Gabriela and my children Rodrigo and Azul because for all three of them there is all this, my clone and my strong princess of the course for them so that they can see that they do exist totally but not today a couple of cousins ​​couldn't come and dad couldn't come he had to work and they were in the dressing room like they didn't want to say good to me My troops on their mission took the summary from me.

I feel calm. What happened? I got tired then. I can't. non-blood family the people who have always accompanied me people who are always aware of my career who like it who likes to share thanks to you you are my family my brothers thanks to you because without you nothing is done after all from the bottom of my heart thank you very much When they go clear to go on stage the girl is also here, my in-laws are so sacred, they were also my father-in-law, my mother-in-law and my sister-in-law, strong for them, so they will know, look what strawberries so you can see how much I love you, they don't live them like that, a circle blurry around yes they look very point but what a way and I also want to thank the people who came today and who don't even know me I know that many of you brought them to egg one that others said they were accompaniment as well as that there is nothing to see way to end my Friday so cool I'm pretty he can see but you're still here I want to thank those people who didn't know you were coming and you still gave me the opportunity to try to make you laugh thank you for that opportunity those new ones if they liked the show recommend in which They didn't like Cain, the tics or they are screwing people who are working honestly and all these new people, an apology for the joke that I'm going to tell next to those who already know, sorry, I'm going to tell a joke about a girl who was a stutterer.

If there is a stutterer, don't fall, it's not you. There are a lot of stutterers and I have permission to tell jokes about stutterers. My brother, Regula, is a stutterer and he authorized me. I asked him. Is there a medical problem? No no no no no no. There is no problem. Once upon a time. a lady who was a stutterer and married an ox who was a stutterer what was known in the faculty for stutterers he was a year ahead but he repeated to understand the atoms they repeat things a lot so that he can explain the points again jokes now imagine she stutters the stutterer, they had a son who was born, if anything, pay attention, mom, don't rush, I also have permission to tell jokes about blind people.

I have two companions who play while they are there, their names are Ángel Manuel and Mr. Egg Eyes. They are both blind. I asked them, will there be any fights and Little eyes he told me, I don't see any problem so perfect, I can't count without anger. The boy was blind and one day he was walking in the street and a dog bit his leg. The boy came with pieces of bread and cheese. A man who saw everything called him a boy. How good you are inexperienced, you bite the bullet and you know, the five of us are looking for him to kick his ass away, even because he was very intelligent and the boy arrived one day and entered the kitchen, grabbed a cheese grater and said, no, suck, who writes these boxes?

Just like how Braille looks at nothing and the blind child's mother wanted to buy a new bed, she went to a Mexican carpenter, the typical Mexican carpenter, the cap on the back, the pencil in the ear, the tongue sticking out, the helper in the back, that was nothing more and the great gesture of brushing the board, more like this It sounds with pieces and obviously the carpenter has been tired for three months and we changed him. The stutterer arrived and he said good afternoon, some outside, this is how the flying straights are, the car is good, I want to make it clearer that it is stuck stuttering, efe, good afternoon, any peter or nothing less moms this morning said the lady that you are offered what type of furniture you are looking for just point and any element of the ship 4 4 444 how much does it cost one by one is that also the little finger of stuttering a bed and barely within the reach of this wow the assistant said what kind he said shut up the children the seaweed mother adequate well hintze you committed in your mother too' the game five thousand pesos singh is omar the one who wants to lose to discuss if yes 7 is that she was a stutterer and reggaeton was it is like having a speech disability and a cerebral disability, he said no, five thousand in cash and he was already a football fan because they are kaka well lady I love that one why so expensive nothing now I don't know if you agree but this man used the typical salesman tactics Mexican, look, sir, I barely earn anything from you.

We're just going to show up with you. I have my very bad boss at the hospital and when a lady what happens is that she increases the labor force, it has a cost, but the raw materials are expensive, my wood is expensive. They are very expensive, they are quality woods, they are fine cultivated woods, they form it is clear to the hair, the school for woods that on Saturdays and they placed the wood, it burns us, Monxina Lavalle asks anywhere, but it is a good way, it does not make a moth, it does nothing to you, the fight, good wood, listen to me Madam, I'm telling you, in fact they say that that's where the expression with the questions comes from.

Someone hey, yes, it's true, it's from third parties. It's because of the carpenters. When you ask a carpenter, he feels in cials. He said yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. yes yes I put yes yes yes yes suppose and suppose yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes I suppose yes yes yes yes yes yes I put the yes yes yes yes I put the hashish and if I put the bottle with a put we give it great Distinguish your hand my regional brothers with a strong applause to my brother and friend Mr.

Sergio Mejorado strong applause gentlemen first of all thank you to all the city of Mexico who came to support us because the only word I want is thank you Francos Escamilla for this opportunity to share on stage and to you the comedy I give a big round of applause for this great star this great human being and may God bless you always little brother thank you very much thank you very much to all of you my brothers we will return next year with a new show thank you for this dream thank you for these two performances My name is Franco Escamilla.

Thank you very much. Take good care of yourselves. May I bless you. See you always. What a beautiful way out. I believe in loneliness as a medicinal weapon and I believe in the freedom that man called misfortune for him. I believe in the happiness of making others smile and that mornings are proof that everything contains a beginning and an end that words, but the wind cannot carry them, I have faith that my hands, although wade out, others can be the change that I was waiting for when I arrived. I believe that equality was born when seek to be original and that hugs in silence are discourses of diverse language that nothing lasts everything and that everything for a kiss becomes nothing I have faith that my lips are not just something with more to kiss than the words on swords that I cross without making you bleed I believe in God but not in men who harm their brother in his name I believe in music and I believe in art in paper artists I have faith in forgiving I believe in Pablo I do not believe in Ricardo I believe in you who listen to me and even in you who You cover the wounded that were shortly waiting in the post-credits scene.

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