Franco Escamilla RPM (parte 10).- La fiesta de las frutas (final)

2 2 those who didn't understand, a reference to a joke that I told four years ago, it's okay, it's not necessary to know Ramón the Dragon's joke to understand what I'm going to tell right now, but I like to make references because those who understand them automatically become superior. Those who understood me called Ramon the salon and the owner, a green man, explained to me that there was a very important wedding and I was going to accommodate the guests. I asked who is getting married, he said a banana, but it didn't matter, well, obviously, with an apple, who is he getting married with?

At home, Norman said, the dish is a tomato. I don't know if they know about fruits and vegetables, but bananas and tomatoes didn't work together. There's a fight and it's a type of socio-economic racism because the tomato is very important. This neighborhood is a slum. It's a loggerhead. bag you understand me and the banana is from a family of money they are from ancestry the bananas are very rich so it was now prohibited in the neighborhood way of fruits and vegetables and I was in charge of how to give families and they told me not to stir them because they They fight and the first one arrived.

The owner accompanied me and a man called lettuce arrived. I hadn't recognized him. I recognized the lettuce on a leaf. This bastard had a little ball and he said a lettuce. Welcome, sir. Lettuce. Table number 5. Welcome. The owner said, just like that, I stayed. and a lemon and half a lemon to the noses that they understood me, they insist, I don't understand and I told him one of the lemons, the carnal in a couple of websites, I don't know fruits and vegetables well, help me recognize them, he was very surprised and said he doesn't know vegetables and What do you think of the body of someone who knows vegetables?

If it was a cookie party, it's carnal, but I don't know the lemon. It stayed next to me like the embassy helping you see what happened and a small tree arrived. What those who said? Iban saez children a broccoli of broccoli welcome passes in favor and arrived behind the 1 the same as him but in white an albino broccoli that I dream of the new francs in the cauliflower and I think more that's what it's called cauliflower costs and I here you pass flower from culo league that's the name he gave it, two beans arrived with two beans but with the invitation it was for two there were four of them and I told the beans they know they can't come in because those unemployed 314 and the beans give us a chance way we met them outside and we're not going to and he turned with the beans and more in both if you wanted but he can't sleep first day to have a problem without an invitation you can't right now a pineapple arrived that wants to sneak in but a very joke and I didn't put it in I can't really and the beans give a chance because we are like you we are made of bronze and the Chinese are going to enter the two best and the two waters but I don't want a single one I can see naturals if you have to wear a potato and a radish arrived and the potato and the radish came pretending their voice they came broadcasting live we are not here at the door and every 100 years and the radish I told the lemon why they talk like that these dreams said Celine French that the potato and the radish are influencers he said if they are u2 vehicles I know what you're thinking, Franco educated me with a joke.

We're not going to continue. The jitomata friends of all brands are arriving. Jicama. Carrot. Cucumber. Anything you can add. more trending the kardashians of fruits the family barry cherry barry strawberry blueberry cranberry blackberry blackberry arrived screaming mata guests keep arriving a cilantro arrived choose lemon rosemary / the cilantro was shitting because I told him parsley he told me racist about my sandpaper they look alike and a arrived sir, your invitation wants lettuce and I turned around and there was lettuce on the table 5 making a mess 16 how carnal these fakes you can't pass and Elvis got angry with me that lettuce yelled at me mencias trunk of shit cycle they point to them they are a friend of lettuce's wife Romana, I said, yes, sir, Bioparc, I activate it in that when it comes to the family of the bananas of the signs, everyone in penca, the suckers together, he didn't see the banana with his yellow suit of bright black, the father, the male banana, the little nephews, the Dominicans, and he came.

The stepmother had remarried Mr. Banana and there was a fart because the mother and the stepmother were there, so, so to speak, there were two very complicated Banana mothers. Don't explain to him, screw him, screw him, let him take him home and tomorrow say Franco, Chica. Not your mother on Twitter, and along with them came the banana's little brother, the banana's little brother, a pig shitting sticks, making everyone uncomfortable, the banana's little brother arrived with the tomato, that pichichi told him that he is killing the parsley, the banana's little brother arrived with the guava. He told him this pizzi I'm going to the toast and everyone at the party said what I have with the banana jokes is the banana's little brother bastards and in that moment 2 onions 4 tomatoes 6 chilies and a parsley arrived and yes what did you say we are the ones in the group in a salsa group and the salsa group began to play good night and we are the sonorous salsa look at ramón parejil this is the way I am not apple and I am happy and all the couples continue not to dance and the entertainer who likes be here meanwhile friend santomera I met the banana in high school and who peeled it back then little kills you get married and white I know well that I am outside but the good thing is that I die I know that you will have to cry and the onions cry for the setting and The entertainer from the back who is recording told you from the beginning your bad mom and mom said we have guest artists from Miami onion stefan beautiful welcome brand pioli brother how are the band lemon carbon your niece lemon the luck of welcome and in that you see an old man with two apples on his sides, one on each side, enlarging the ones on his ass, said the manzanero teacher, welcome salsa babe, ahead, the main singer of the sound of santanera enters, a huge green serrana chile, and the others sign the chiles, the end in truth, and the chile zone the mother entered walking to come and out of love she stumbled the robot got up and bullfighted and like the lead singer they made all the paraphernalia they turned off all the lights they put a spot on the chile 15 old smoke machines in squares were not coming out everything and the chile very much in his role as a singer I'm going to know what they are like in the chiles I say the singers very seriously the music began to I am the chile and tonight there will be compadre tonight there will be your mother tonight he will be with mom mom mom the chili black sauce and grab the microphone as an entertainer to see what happens in the center of the floor of the silver of the shot is to dance with the sonorous salsa of this that says there were the tomatoes of the juices and they were drinking there was nothing left that I didn't have any left, you will already know all the shots and undertakings I don't know if you have ever seen a tomato fight, it is something beautiful and sensual, my brothers and the tomato but so strong that he didn't realize that inadvertently I know that it was inadvertently He put a hip or a mango flask that was passing the mango, he left and tripped over a head of garlic that was rolling towards the head of garlic and the head of garlic fell and stuck to the head and separations to the garlic are very aggressive and the mango since they push those words and the mango so mango manila was much higher the mango that puts a chip on the head of garlic and knocked down two cloves and put a corn in to stop the garlic a big corn sucked full of big ones he arrived pushing the judge's mango don't overdo the vegetables and the friends of the hotel calm down at the hotel don't get hot and late and the manager sent son of your fruit calmly don't get hot mango calm down the hotel don't get hot They make him turn into a popcorn if he was pushing if the well-loaded corn tore off the leaves that soccer and the mango wouldn't know or he also tore off the shell because they were about to come and to the left of the stage there was a watermelon that his city would dance alone on the pizza anise that had undertaken endorsement and dance have sums that they imagined as watermelons and black and more now the crosses and even the watermelon and the watermelon saw the blows and screams stop they are not going to kill each other but from Monterrey the watermelon and radar down the stage and fell right on a lemon that was dancing with a carrot obviously made the town moment and the carrot and the watermelon week was your boyfriend I don't keep my eyes shut she's fat because you don't notice and they started fighting too they go on this side the mango the corn and here on this side the watermelon the carrot that warms everyone's bay that these fruits have in their own way up the vegetables and up to the 0 and in saliba those of the mountain that are armed He will sue Mauer for a celery with a potato peeler, threatening everyone first, who is going to be first and a potato and a cucumber, calm down, the guard's friend is a guard, the tomato's father told the old wife and manager, go to the truck and Bring me the juice extractor, it's worth it, mother, I'm farting everywhere, I see fucking bouquets and peels, a coriander, he discounted a parsley on his back, even the mother, let's confuse us, and it wasn't parsley, it was another coriander, even he said brother, yes, we look alike. century until a green dunk an apology that is nothing more than forgiveness a kiwi fighting with other kiwis and one kiwi shouted at the other and the other people who ate pointed out a grapefruit fighting with an orange and the grapefruit said to the orange now yes orange me You're going to peel it off because it was a juice fight that joke is beautiful and you know it, it's short, round, and without rudeness, it's perfect on all sides, it should be amputated, its lead couldn't calm down the security guard guys, the coconut, the short, brown, round guy was In the bathroom it's me and someone who suffers from allergies and that poor bastard is good and I bring a cold one if you want coconut and the raw gravity came out we see that they are biting their ears they were just going to explain what happened he started to run it was just me we recovered of all where fruits and vegetables should come everyone someone the trace someone from the coconut I'm running and from an onion on the floor I'm crying and that the onions and vitals hit said no they just cut me I felt happy or I tell him I have a single friend I know When you introduced him, he stopped crying, I said who is your friend, I read the yellow one, the one about the security of the coconut and again and I said no, no, the coconut, no daughter, well, what is that, the old woman except my brothers and I had to see a fight outside between a strawberry and a jalapeño pepper and the strangest thing, Christo Antonio, the strawberry came out without harming anyone with his imitation Louis Vuitton bag to hurt the violation, the jalapeño came in the opposite direction and instead of being a gentleman and opening up for the strawberries to pass The jalapeño has just hit each other with the shoulder and the strawberry has become a little bit and even that is not so stupid, he just told him hey, look, you don't see, but the friends of the jalapeño um, you said water blind and the jalapeño that learns to express angels of eggs but they saw that never the comb that generally eggs and chilies get along well I keep talking about fucking food deserved if I'm going to beg them for like 5 years of maturity for the next part of the joke we won't be able to move forward because there was the chili standing in the middle and the eggs behind him and the race shouting it's a shot, it's just a shot alone and the eggs said that we never get involved because they are gentlemen, what everyone knows, historically, the eggs have never been gangland, so More fruits joined the strawberry to support the new one, mangoes and papayas and other fruits arrived that I don't know their names and the strawberries emboldened me, see and now without further ado, the jalapeño touched his ear and said, what other cats, I can't hear you well here. up in the success an apology I don't speak primary truncated and jalapeño's friends said that your dad was a Viking and there was a guajillo chile and a pasilla chile and the hallway and the guajillo were ready for the fight the jalapeño told them to shut up fucking virgins those chiles They don't sting and the jalapeño was very rude, the mother told the strawberry, strawberry, fuck your mother and the strawberries that you said, mine, like where all the fruits and vegetables turned, the jalapeño took courage, strawberry, have your mother and the strawberry, very calm and Smiling, he said jalapeño, yours in vinegar, Louis, or my brothers, the jalapeño, I'm going to say something more about myself.

I bought lemon for it and they even screwed it up. Ours hurts more. He is out of this show when I wrote rpm I didn't have any jokes worked out I came up with the jalapeño joke and it was all I had and every year there is a meeting between the businessmen who help me do the national and international tour and my representative It is a demand for where is Mr. Andrade Bryant together there is a transition a passionate applause of nothing please also controls he is my representative manager friend personal partner etcetera etcetera he takes care of the work that I do not do we have a very nice company I get to make jokes he starts selling to them he works and he takes care of the meetings and he has his meeting with the businessmen and I had to give them this rpm show and I didn't have it because through a forum they call it blocked for three months without being able to write anything for The more I tried, the inspiration didn't come to me and I said that's enough, mother, we were left without a show and we already had dates sold out and I was very stressed and the day of the meeting arrives, it's in Mexico City and it's in Monterrey.

Bryant spoke to me by video call and Everyone is already there at their little table sitting since Franco I'm here with the businessmen we're ready I'm not here so I'll let you work gentlemen and Marian tells me today this is the name of the show for next year now I'm clear about my only obligation and the businessmen today francito what is the name of the nuncio and I said r m and all businessmen today would be in this short it is easy to learn it is easy to record you can make a very good hashtag

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is a great name for the show jobs youscreenthat everything is easy, you study and it's not now if you also left them at ease and juanfran what does rpm mean and what do you think what rpm means and it sucks to think and they told me one of them said the easiest one no laughs per minute choose no another said rhapsody postmodern I said lukewarm others said fast for gméxico I challenge for the world region but morelosenses of mother laugh fucking and I do if you go to all of those really that is why I chose this acronym because it means a lot of things and it is something very abstract don't look for chingón my Madam, now, to let you rest, you can tell us a joke about the new show to see how it's going.

I told her that it would be like spurring them on and not just that they live it. It's not that we have to know how, we're going to have animations made. colors are going to be used what design is going to be used as a flyer tell us a joke I just had one and I said well one and that's it I said there is a strawberry and a jalapeño pepper and yes they are going to fight and the jalapeño told the strawberry, you fuck your mother and the strawberry told her the jalapeño had it in vinegar like the cans of chiles in vinegar and you feel four strips the system is the irrigation everyone in the meeting very seriously you could see the concern of your mother's son We already buy you 10 dates a day but my network prepares Jan, he's very political, no, and he said, son, how does this bastard do it?

What a cost, you bastards, you don't have to see it with the hat bag, but I said the effect is very good, we'll leave this hole to you. because you have a lot to work on and what happened, they hung up on me about an hour and a half later, there will be York loaded with jokes, you bastard, I'll say that you like him or your mother's son, of course it's not very clear if he exists, don't put him in the shows and in the only one I had you have to defend what you agree choose guy it's the joke it's the one who makes everything okay perfectly no I can't remove that existence or the whole show falls and he told me see it's good it's nice it's Short, it's okay, it's stupid, but it's a fantasy, frankly, remember that people have to imagine a strawberry and imagine a jalapeño.

How are you going to justify the fact that a strawberry and a jalapeño are fighting? That same night, my brothers, I started writing the party of the fruits and vegetables and I end the blockade and write pm backwards guy first the chili joke and then the party and the hamsters tell me if we saw each other remembering and this show came out that I have great affection for because everything I have told you is true hate About the debt party, normally, yes, if nothing else, I don't want to break your heart, but it doesn't happen, I mean, no, never a party, but what I want to tell you is that sometimes you have to trust your instincts, it has happened to all of us that suddenly You have faith in a project and you say maybe everyone tells you it's not going to work and you temper it and you try it and it works because it represses me he said that joke is not going to work and I told the joke about drinking yours in vinegar and you laughed Which means that I'm right, Mr.

Andrade, screw your mother. At the end of the party, I have to clean the living room. I was already mopping. My friend Lemon stayed to help. They are good at cleaning vinci lemons. I don't know how slow they are if there is grease or if it smells bad. Take a look and Grandma Lemon we finished I was washing her hands and I told Lemon the channel what's going to be the time said Nath and why are we going home to be a FIFA said Lemon and tomorrow I get up very early I could work I thought that He was hitting me with the lemon, I told him what do you do?

He said I work in Monterrey at a traffic light with a brave lady in my house. Minoves Tranco Escamilla took all of us away from us. Thank you, Monterrey. Finally, always being part of the dream. Thank you for this. He said goodbye to rpm. Take good care of yourselves and don't always bless them and yes