Franco Escamilla.- "La gran final" (Monólogo parabólico)
May 04, 2020I have already done too many monologues about why you shouldn't fight with a woman and it saddens me that there is still a lot of stubborn arguing, don't do it, brothers, it's cheaper for you, even if I paid her, it's cheaper for you, tell her my love, forgive me for what you did in a thousand times cheaper, it's stupid to fight on TV, I'm going to put it gentlemen in terms that we can all understand compared to football, hockey, fighting with your wife is like playing a football
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, the second leg, and in the first leg and you're losing 40, you take everything in against the camera and your old lady is real madrid and you are a miner from zacatecas but they were offended because he says that real madrid is a better goal team bring me a cd with eta let's be humble my brothers don't be offended the real atlético minister you are going against the real madrid against the team with the most expensive payroll that's your old lady you arrive at the game well in the wind in all your whore bust drinking tea there's the fish because you can't believe he makes it to thefinal
your wife comes well concentrated for the women ronaldo with the headphones on and the hood your batons are your friends who are men they are batons that are of no use it is one for the girl who sings that she had one the bomb your wife has her friends who are her baton that is not a baton it is a bar if that is the one from boca juniors and river plate together and they don't sing little boy singing for sale like a mother you come to the game expecting nothing do you agree you say I come to this fight saying today lost 4-0 to Chile I come more for the anecdote than for something else starts the game and your old woman is calm in them you choose goals this is even won and when it comes to discussing football speaking your women like Italy a perfect defense and an excellent counterattack your daughter is good at dodging and shooting the men we are very South American very very brazil we are very yoga nice to arrive playing all together short pass the game starts I had to give the ball well here without waiting much not because you are angry and your old lady sent a long pass without filtering into the area her center forward finishes and tells you yes You don't know why I'm angry, I don't have to tell you and your goalkeeper is inspired and with a changed hand he takes it out saying if you don't tell me how the hell we're going to fix it, your old woman countered, well no, that shot is very cool in that shot or in your defense it goes through, he commanded.The long pass, your old lady just told you, well, no, the whole striker goes down with his chest and without any water falling, he hits it with a volley. I'm not saying it's very cool, but if it were, you are my weakness. His great goal from outside the web area people celebrate but not a little bit, just like in the stands how does it look your friends feel to celebrate variant of celebrating the goal your old lady doesn't worry she says nothing that goal was budgeted take out your old lady ok let's talk about it because I'm angry send a pass long you are almost never in the house you lower it again without the raisin falling and your center forward is going to finish but through a defender or because you tell him I'm not at home because I'm working and your trip gets in the way of him defense who is more important the job me the low tornado web that everyone is covered they are already missing it over there as an adult the forward with two defenders and the forward has grabbed the pizza or that sale the roulette passes between two defenders and finished off taquito saying work to give you everything hits the post and goldwing the emotional stands your old lady gets a little worried like there are already two goals and you yourself start to believe and if we achieved it and if it's the first time that the miner is going to beating real madrid against noel cruz azul because they get angry it begins is the psychological moment that moment they call it when you say I believe in the comeback I believe in named you take away the ball oops work to support yourself your children don't forget that this work I just do it, I take care of the money, with a thousand pesos a week I would do it, but then for you, you think I want this house, you, what is it, I want these cars, whose van is the damaged one, your old ones, the defense is there, I know how his mother complained.
What are we going to tell him, what are we going to tell him, and he takes a foul on the asses inside the work area. You hardly spend time with the children anymore. It's a blow to my brothers and the referee marks it outside the area. Everything is fine, as he does. the ball your daughter sets the barrier sets the children how you give the ball use your old job so much because my childhood was one because I was always one of those who believe that if you are born poor it is your parents' fault but if you die poor it is your fault I refuse to leave my children the same future that my parents left me my back is damaged my hands are damaged my brain is damaged so that you and my children are never damaged above the barrier your old woman reaches out with her hand changing the money It's not the most important thing, the important thing is love, don't lower it to the fungus yet, and a defender is coming for you, break your mother, the defender comes, raising his foot to reject the website, you bravely also have champagne and you say, bah, I propose this to you, I'm going to quit my job I'm going to put a stationery store here on the porch of the house we're going to sell your truck we're going to fire the chatter and I can't dye your hair again and voting but between my brothers and all the fats the people go crazy posts the first half is over gentlemen 43 everyone already believes in the comeback and if your friends can be erased your well motivated if you can we will win what a shame for real madrid I will be the first man to win an argument your old lady He talks to his coach in the locker room, the coach is Satan himself.
Do you believe that, team? I don't care what you have to do. Break legs, break mothers, but there's no one else. We can't go to extension because the more time passes, the more confident this bastard will be. and we are going to lose in penalties we are not hidden that to be there I had people again and she has served and does not attack not the devious one to cover the ball pass it back does not let you have the ball begins to despair us alone it is calm little hour falls I need a only one website and also after 45 minutes half defending yourself half attacking without launching all the adopts that time is running out for some with everything and overflowing by the band so tell me tell me what you want me to do to fix this problem center your old lady sends her to corner kick minute 90 well it's over everyone hands up even goalkeepers and my hands send the center and you say you already told me everything that bothers you don't give me problems give me solutions tell me how we are going to fix it your old lady takes it out I don't know how We are going to fix the valuable recentering, you are telling me no to everything, tell me something yes on the ball and then it goes right here, tell me if you want us to do that, it also gives the gold and velotón good circulation and from nowhere the sales website gives the perfect shot. externally 3 out of 211 I am capable of anything because don't forget that I love you and my brothers that is a great goal the one with the tie and the stands, as incredible as it may seem, it is not the knee or the belly that hurts, it is the eggs the game is tied the extra time goes down your old lady can't believe it anymore you know that if the match ends you are going to win on penalties from experience out of motivation your old lady knows it and she wants to attack everything how much is the ball you touch back you leave to the flag your old woman with dirty water kicks you with comments I get angry test we also keep your dad don't do one more cover the volley hold on to the good points yes but I give your parents 30% and 10 and in that your old woman he makes a last attempt minute 120 it's almost the penalties a bomb hit the area they steal his forward he's running you say the ball isn't even going to reach your defenses they stay stopped that wind isn't going to arrive nestled in the wii area and all the people say yes but when we were dating you fucked my pretty cousin and the penalty referee is waiting on the right or left which one was juanito collected cousins from paternal to maternal and you are also all uptight that you have there has to be that and your old woman charges it like panenka voting today if I couldn't trust you then how can I trust you now goal my brothers the game is over they win again a few weeks later you are in a bar your coach approaches who is god the past champion and you are very sad nothing sir for penal this one says look nico don't feel bad that match was lost before starting it I invented the woman the woman is my creation and I made her perfect I made her smarter they are stronger they are more beautiful they are left with more life they leave more insightful with intuition with courage with honesty with loyalty the only thing I asked in return is never take those apples because they are my apples the chili I told him the whole world is yours eat what you want because they are my apples the slaughter I really like apples I have my apple tree and this one, don't touch it, I don't even have a reason to explain dreams, don't touch these apples, and the first thing the woman did was convince give an apple something to have a web, if they are from, they're not going to be English lynch, you'll see, but it's perfectly fine. heal your ass and he went for an apple and he tells you god my son I invented it I am his creator I am god and he told me to fuck my mother what hopes does he have he is a dirty mortal
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