Franco Escamilla.- Especial de Halloween

and and I ah to this because I don't see my mother I want to publicly thank whoever thought of having me stand there for six minutes like an idiot their marta someone boring web and they told me he's going to be in charge of your mother I paid them and I didn't see it I present my name is Franco Escamilla for the people who don't know me, those who don't know what the hell, thank you for joining and paying for your ticket, culeros, we came from doing a very cool tour and this time we were in South America and that is scary, I asked him my representative and I said that my first departure from Mexico would not be the United States, I do not want to do the same as the others, I want to go further, further away, but I said Colombia-Ecuador from Argentina, although it is far from being there and how difficult it was for me to understand why for one side was father for the Argentinians it is not an insult not young that what a hell of a hurt was being able to catch everyone on your wife's reason has to depend thank you but my brothers turned it on me because here in Mexico this sign is you want to eat another blood you in Argentina means sputum and you eat it then the street what kind of fat person says no to eating there are cities that I have a lot of affection for musical is one of them because here was my first palenque without anyone the palenque of the fex I never did We are going to forget because in that year the guy who hired me told me Frank or two people have filled this palenque this year you and Julion Alvarez I didn't know whether to be offended at all I haven't come here to Mexicalli four or five times four to work one also out of pure morbidity and he hasn't asked me, look, until today, why they call them cachanillas because that's something like everyone already knows, not if that's what they call them or how to say chilango, how to say no science is found, anything cachanilla and I thought that everything would go down to Baja California Norte.

No, here I don't have to say that bad truth, it's confusing. Normally, I come from Baja California, he tells me that it sounds like North, not here, don't say North in my hair. Then I went to do a show in La Paz and Los Cabos, and I'm so glad to be here in California. the southern game because there was a fight between agents who made it so what's our fault, they have the same name, superen, I had the idea that all of Baja California says cachanillas and the driver who brought us today, Gerardo, told us no, the Mexicalli masses are the cachanillas, you are proudly from here five generations of canillas relax 2 and I am I say and because they call him cachanillas he stayed away it was a song and he said it was called pure cachanilla choose masses I went to Google because it made me laugh that this guy defended the term cachanilla choose you don't even know what it means capable huécar is an insult and you all fighting obviously the origin of the word is for a type of tree like the tulle with which they made the houses and the area here was called the cachanillas and then people called them the cachanillas that's where they come from the whole term in zás wikipedia, dad, I told the driver, it took me two minutes to learn the history of your town, the pinchos, five generations, you didn't know, the capable ones were insulting each other, imagine what would have been if maybe cachanilla in Nahuatl means your mother, imagine, and the van also proud. and water or not that's all in the queue here two things catch my attention one the people handle themselves in a different way mexicalli obviously when they are very hot cities the people are very very drunk the men that is for the excuse that they are Damn the heat, the more beer from tubes, the water quenches thirst more, but they don't have that characteristic and they can cook on the sidewalks than sneak their children out of the action, nothing goal, I never tire of saying it here, the one who is fat for being stupid, I get used to it say in my show you are going to go to hell for laughing at my jokes you are going to be fine those who are going to be fine you come to me with the day notice it that's how you are and the taps with a sweater is cool brother-in-law in the climate michigan we are They presented the Halloween specials, as you can see, I come dressed as the joker, I'm not rude, screw your mother, no bar or objects, in case you think it occurs to you because people are very witty, maybe what if this is a universe in which That the Joker beat Batman, he went into depression and gained weight and this is the costume, everyone dresses up as what they want to be.

For example, I am a big fan of comics. I can't tell you if it's Marvel or DC, but it does possess you. that my favorite villain is the joker that's why I dressed like him not because it's him in person because he was a comedian because of everything that the joker contains that's about the costumes something that he wants to be that's why for example poncho dressed as pikachu macario dressed up As a paquita, I don't know what the hell he came from and for example, the race takes advantage of the fact that someone who never studied on Halloween dresses as a lawyer or a doctor.

It is typical that the blackest judge of all dresses from something very brave and heroic. This is one more woman. they dress as gaulle steps to everyone who wants to be careful with men who dress as women it's very dangerous that's a repressed desire and they tell you I smell a joke eggs I'm blown my beard the dress ha ha ha it's very points times What a pleasure it is again in Tijuana, we had it tonight. Look, they told me about your event that same day, manu, no, I didn't kill a student and they told me it's going to affect you.

You don't think it's going to affect you because of the number of people who honestly choose, it's not Since the audience that gives my show likes reggaeton, I don't think they were there where I go and I want to thank them for giving us these two performances in the forum because if the last one, yes, I told myself sometimes because of the five I don't arrive, there is no one there. I have my story with the reggaeton players that I had to meet, the wife who comes to Tijuana and Mexicali, I had to find another reggaeton player, as if he put them in front of me, what's more, they brought Melvin Balvin but he doesn't know me either and look, we were staying in the same hotel, obviously.

In the editions there are levels ha ha ha ha ha ha but I'm screwed because they tell me here these rooftops Balvin Jay Balbín and now moms and tons of people outside wanting to stop by to take photos with him the digits and if he is very famous and not even a photo With him, I'm a narco, I'm telling you this, I don't know who you are, but you're going to give the excuse and they tell me they're the ones who are there and three people were walking, one of them was carrying a suitcase, I said that guy is stupid, the other one was wearing a really cool shirt. and a bag like that strawberry I said in essence and balbín and next to him a wayne flip flops and shorts that I said ah from gay balbín's brother who brings him to the tours so it turns out that I took photos with the guarura dj balbín and that explains why What was taken out of the water?

I asked him for the photo in question - he had me take a photo of the other and he very kindly stood up for the photo when the confusion or not, which is not enough, is the one with chanclas and Jordi del Rollo because I know he has worked With me, no, I don't think everyone has a photo of me, like this in the foreground and in the background you can see her legs with flip-flops on and then I know the people are assholes but we're growing now they give me reggaeton fans before it was my turn to share these goals with daddy's show.

There are seven cities here, it was the last straw, the same scenario as the forum, but I had to work with the prepared scenery in Sing Atesh and it's not there. It was because you put in fat jokes and then with those, it's cool that we saw Halloween like children because for a child's

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that is the day you are waiting for because that day they are going to give you candy, as a child you live it very cool with nines in the south because in the south we copy Halloween on Sundays and apart from that we celebrate the 1st and 2nd November 2, you ask for sweets for three days, nothing more chingón in Monterrey, that's just a big culona, ​​it's one day something, but each person hits only one song to ask for, for example in Morelos, that the one I experienced as a child you have to sing about the skull is hungry There is no bread out there, someone from it is a song about two minutes long, it is a website to ask for sweets in Morelos, the network of 7 ribas in Monterrey, there are more children's eggs, they just say we want Halloween, it's over, they told me that this is why The area needs to understand Tijuana but Mexicalli was the one that was explained to me that they say good triqui triqui

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lots of candy for me one more ah in the city they say give me my skull just first television in good vibes then later with a gun in hand point crosses I'll tell you The worst of all, Zacatecas, my manager is Sácate Cano and I listen to them talking about the songs that are sung on Halloween and the poor emotional ones get into the conversation and say it, the dead man wants sweet potato less than until he lowers what he was taking truth and kill and if the one with the muévete wants me to kill if his mustache doesn't fall off I said what are you singing it's the one about the children the child who has a fever dies his capture they said it's a sad halloween and zacatecas why would a sweet potato eat woman because she had to have a mustache is a dead person every state her things I remember them children you are excited that your mother will make you a costume or an improviser or a towel around your neck your mother superman let's go ah the toilet paper you are the mummy a maraca in the ass ah for the broom now one more rope than valero hahahaha once it made me sad to give sometimes when I was a child you don't realize that the fucking one a child has to come - I hate that everything to tell you sometimes not with words but with actions the strawberry children in morelos brought little plastic pumpkins to ask for sweets or skulls, the less screwed ones a pillowcase and those of us who were very screwed a bag of soriana double bag to hold all the because we are missing the old man with what gives you oranges or mangoes in demand that is not done if you are the ones who give fruit on Halloween your mother that is not done that is not done that is bastard it is to look sweet and now when you grow up you no longer live the same Halloween because you are no longer excited you are no longer thinking aha halloween is coming and it's exploding that halloween is coming I have to buy candy if they're not going to webber the express escuincles house is no longer the same I propose that on halloween we put candy for the children and for the adults we have no snacks because that's provoking Make people fat, let's have beers, tequila shows, coca lines, motta churros, so that the parents can put up with the shit, the kids will ask for candy, your sweets, now the next house, I'm rather happy that today is Halloween, an idea, let's make an idea, nothing more than that.

If yes, they answered first, let me give you a heads up. Back stage people have a microphone on. Branches, your villa left, this guy, fuck his mother, as you can see, he will be in Guadalajara again every time we come, something nice happens to us. They treated us very well. My first show. In Jalisco we have already traveled through a good part of Jalisco, not so much because it is a hell of a lot, no one warned me that Jalisco was as big as here on the map, the states don't look that big, you know how from here to Carla it's a blast, it's already on the road. another one but we went to tepatitlán we went to san juan de los lagos we went to arandas we went to ancic to maximums miami - jalisco web is the first show it was in chapala ajijic for 37 people that was great I had a great time but in income by removing planes and hotel coming to do a show at zigic cost me 8000 pesos for the first comedian who paid to come to the show here and then we did the links theater and after that we did three galleries and then this year we did seven galleries and now four other galleries I would like to thank you race from Guadalajara from Zapopan and surroundings thank you for all that love, really, no, we don't deserve it, thank you very much, I hope it matters to me because the show was more or less, they deserve something more, we are missing the one who tells you we shouldn't celebrate That's because we are Mexicans and it's a gringo custom.

I don't think it's a Celtic custom. It comes from even further away and we missed telling you that the Day of the Dead will be given with offerings and skulls. I like it a lot. I don't know what they're going to put in my offering. of me dying because you put what the dead man liked to eat to eat chingue costas it's going to be an offering from his mother chocolate sweet bread Swiss enchiladas some things like that I was in Los Angeles and we went to the universal studios and it has a attraction that is the walking dead of the series and they are pure zombies I came with my old woman and in front of me came a young couple of I don't know, 20 or 21 years old, it couldn't be estimated that they knew very well and these good guys were welcome because I came simó it's a dark room and well several dark paintings and suddenly there are like electric shocks and suddenly a zombie dress comes out from a grate and in every corner of that nervous laugh from the rear it says nothing else we know what else the morros never They were scared, he said that the net has changed so much or it is raided, it scares them, we have to build new houses of terror.

I remember as a child the town fairs, well, the house of terror, one of the house of terror is a dark room, suddenly a light like a painting. from the front that washes, I propose that we build new houses of terror with rooms that scare anyone who is the image of a well-lit room, this just scares us, but they are there, López Obrador, and a man with a flag approaches and says congratulations, sir. president, that's scary, I'll tell you another worse image of a dark room, a chair, a single light on that chair, in that chair your old lady is sitting and she has your phone unlocked with the WhatsApp open and she tells you who she is, pearl, I've tried what happened, calm, calm objects.

You don't see the eyes now, if I turn back, my eyes are closed and the hand that came forward, damn it, is going to know even if the one with the light is doing it, that voice is the system plus TV, bringing the light to the people in the box, don't see, I didn't see the show, damn it. to his mother like this, give him a warmer color or not, I'll take it off, not that he has a hand, that's what I mean trying to mature. I'm married and I have children and I haven't been able to mature.

I've gotten in trouble for things I've always said. They scare you or private events, for example, I remember one of the most complicated, an event for pure gentlemen in Chipinque who were carrying wool and I was worried.What the fuck, I'm going to tell you that I have nothing in common with this writing, after that, that is to say, the truck is okay, mother, you never get told that, but with the dollar, it's my friend, I tell more than canon, hey, my boss at work, I am my own boss. ching mothers I have nothing to tell you I don't know what rich people do I imagine they sit at home counting money and saying I'm rich I had an event for a parish community but it wasn't in the parish it was in a club a verse of lionism I mean advertising in a hall of felines and I didn't know it was because of the people from the church and even little fathers there were seminarians and shit and I told my joke about the sacristan who doesn't know him me and you to asses who don't You know what I'm talking about, it's a joke, the joke is the very old monologue in which I say things that could offend some believers and I'll tell you one thing, no parent cited an inning, a seminarian raises me but what's more, I saw the three of them, this is what they are for. full of laughter I swear and I don't know if because they are so intelligent that they understood that it is a joke or the best thing is they remembered daughter like that true I don't know I don't know the problem was a lady who is approaching the end of the show and I swear to you that I thought I wanted a photo too but I'm already smiling and waiting for it and you're not coming, Ermela is a fart, no, and I'm so sorry, it's the first time that someone has told me that the Dt and the last one because he introduces me and then you do it to me. fart he didn't get to throwing out mothers he told me no because you are an atheist you have the right to make fun of the Catholic Church first of all second place who the hell said that I am an atheist I am a Roman and Marian Apostolic Catholic my brothers yes sir of those who know how to pray the rosary that They are normal to the girl's mother big ball boy I do tell me the mysteries and all the fart everything and I told her but this is used for comedy relax I realized that I am a believer and I respect all religions I don't care what religion is done I don't care even if you are an atheist this is a comedy show nothing more than with respect to all Islamist Christians I did not know any fear I respect all religions I was just taking a liberty I am Catholic but I will never try to convince you of never become a Catholic because I have my faith but I never open the five saying that Catholics are the coolest I'm never very afraid of dying and being wrong getting to heaven and being but you tell me you can't come in and tell me what it says I'm a Catholic, we're the same, and he tells me that's why she wasn't the good one.

Just a little bit and ask the goat with him and tell me Jehovah's Witnesses, role. Imagine how scary, how many opportunities I let pass by. I don't want to be outside of heaven. without the fence touched seeing him knowing about his mother everyone inside and I'm going to beg them for festive witnesses I can pass the cattle that feel gp there is no one come tomorrow regarding all the religions there is only one that did not learn to mature and did not learn to respect how you can't hear it, don't like the hell they answer to see the audio, the people on the sides don't seem to listen if only we had done an audio test 4 hours ago, damn it, mother, I told them that there is a religion or belief that I haven't been able to learn to respect one hundred percent because I am from the people I don't believe much in that but those who believe in horoscopes I don't believe in that because horoscopes are very very deceitful because they tell you, for example, you my friend in the white shirt who is scratching is an egg tomás brother orlando what is your zodiac sign Taurus ok I'm going to tell you what Taurus people are like take yes I'm right if you're not good because I'm also a Taurus or if with another advance this one I do know you is my bearded brother Like Adrian, if you're not a Gemini, ok, I'm going to tell you what Geminis are like.

You tell me if he has it, Geminis are very calm people. nothing at the window like this are the horoscopes that Taurus people are really cool it's or they tell you through the good times they are to every mother through the bad times there are a thousand listeners who no good what I don't believe that the stars decide how good I can be has a buttock a friend a friend who believed a lot in that fart is obsessed with the stars and with the stones in the paintings or if I bring a quartz bracelet if her mother and she is important if I'm not hers that's how she presented herself since the I met me and I was glad to see Miriam Cancer Franks stretchers overweight to my new screen of the new screen and I I and ah