FOR THE EMPEROR | Warhammer 40k: Space Marine

I came here to do two things and two things just purge heretics and steal property and I already stole your property so let's do this let's face your heresy for the

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welcome to the grim darkness of the future where fun is not allowed happiness is forbidden, peace. does not exist and there is only war abandoned reason not only war in this war it is us against them we are the empire of man led by the almighty

emperor

himself there is no refuge for those who oppose the empire of man and they are whoever We, For the sake of simplicity, we will call them Zeno and what is the only thing that defends us from them?

You could ask the

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ships, in reverse, genetically modified like supermarket vegetables, only instead of staying ripe for long periods. of time are created by the emperor to purge heretics we're talking about two hearts we're talking about three lungs we're talking about night vision we're talking about eight foot tall, 800 pound monsters that look like Hulk Hogan eight boogie2988 and covered in a steel armor the size of a Range Rover, we are the bearers of the dead. Think of them as religion-fueled death machines, bent on exterminating any non-human race while also not being racist. Racist

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s are not. racist we love all races as long as they don't have green skin hey fake god or you know belong to a different religion I don't know why anyone would call us racist I'm a black priest for the sake of the emperor even gods can die We don't hate any race except the pigs, the eldar, the dark eldar, the necrons, and the tau because no one likes the dumb weeaboo space commies, but at least they're not trying to eat us like the tyranids taking advantage of all that lore you don't need.

To understand one of those space marine chapters, here are the ultra marines, if we're honest, the ultra smurfs who are tasked with exterminating the orcs on one of their manufacturing planets and who are stealing their intelligence from the damn dogs, How important is this? If you're stealing, you could ask for absolute strategic value, so I guess that's pretty important, then absolute strategic value, that doesn't make things clearer for the audience. Absolute strategic value. You take the role of Captain Titus, a soft-spoken junior officer. voiced by the legendary mark strong who is joined by a sergeant og and a turbo nerd subordinate named leandros who constantly harasses you for not following a rule book called the codex is that wise captain the codex does not support this action shut up to make it perfectly clear that i won the whole game once in its default state and I had such a good time that I beat it again immediately afterwards just with lbs mods so instead of playing as a calm and collected marine I played as a blood marine which if I'm honest , it was a slightly different experience, so if you're about to dismiss this video as heresy or confusing, I understand that I grew up playing an art called Dawn of War and I'd rather play as a blood raven than an ultramarine smurf, none of this is really important. unless they're purging and also spoiler alert transitions are weird, the orcs invading your planet and trying to steal your massive titan tank are a super diverse bunch ranging from puny little orc kids who shouldn't even exist, hey, Come back here, don't do it. run away from me, why do you exist until you get to the orc boss, Grimskull, who was basically Shrek in his final form?

You're trying to steal my giants, steal my loot, I'll rip your guts out of your throat just the same. like the verse of the weapons at your disposal to eradicate them, from a small bolt or a pistol to a heavy bolter because when it comes to orcs, the caliber you are shooting can never be too high, I will need a heavy. Bolter for this heresy, the fastest way to purge through dozens of orcs in melee, getting up close and personal, not only is the fastest way to tear through a horde of works with single, double and triple hit combinations , but believe it or not, it's how space marines heal, yes.

That's right, these guys are so draconian that they don't need to pick up health kits because the enemies are health kits, just smash a poor orc, mash your stun key until an orange skull appears and run his butt for a health boost fast and convenient. Your melee weapon of choice is a balance between speed and damage, like the chain sword which is agile and great for cutting things while you're simultaneously already cutting things, but is less powerful against heavy armor. I'm cutting things even though I already was. cutting things on the other hand or rather with both hands the thunder hammer handles as clumsily as a bus but also hits like a bus running a stop sign in the school zone you're Elon Musk I'm about to send your ass to outer space and you have an electric ax between those two extremes and I can't explain why, but it feels like you're competing in a figure skating rhythmic gymnastics competition when you use it and, funnily enough, I'm okay with that if you want Get fancy, you can melee three times and crush stun to slow down multiple enemies and choke anyone standing, so it's safe to say that when it comes to this move, the Emperor definitely approves of it.

I said save, so I think I was stunned too. hard i'm stuck in the terrain brother brother i'm stuck in the terrain where captain diamond is when you need him brother brother brother i'm stuck here eventually you'll realize that you can't just fight your way through the game Chaos Marines and their pedantic leader meme , steal, that noise cannot defeat me and you will have to start shooting weapons if you want to survive or more specifically bolter brothers, if you call this an assault rifle, I will break your arms because it can be used only as an assault rifle instead Instead of shooting a 2-2-3 the size of a crayon or a .308 the size of your finger, you shoot a 998 that should actually be a 75 caliber according to tradition, which is essentially like shooting yourself. -Propelled can of Red Bull that explodes after penetrating its target, turning it almost into a hybrid assault rifle.

How many robots have been invading this place in the Imperial Mountains or Amazon headquarters? I should never have canceled my best moment. You have a downshift and an upshift. like the volta pistol in case you have something heavy in your hands and my personal favorite, the stalker bolter, which is the most satisfying sniper rifle I've ever had the privilege of using just like Sesame Street, ready and one and two and plays. three, not four, five, I'm really glad all the orcs saw that they are about to explode because it was embarrassing if you have to spend as many rounds as possible, the storm bolter exists, which is like a double barreled weapon which is great for the first five minutes you use it the storm's rate of fire perfection the accuracy of the storm yes, just place them anywhere that is even remotely close to a target, I don't really give anything, but there are better alternatives because the game offers You have four slots consisting of a long-range secondary primary bolter and it is too easy.

I kept the standard bolter and stalker bolter for most of the game because sometimes a bolter just isn't enough to stop a horde of orcs trying to smash your ass outside. space, I'll need two bolters for this here, but once I started fighting the forces of chaos, I dropped the stalker for the last cannon or laze cannon aka the space marines' spartan laser which was clearly superior because here This is me killing a chaos marine with a Bolter, thanks to the emperor. I was starting to think I was invincible for a second and here I am doing the same with one last cannon slash.

The Emperor's Lay Cannon is powerful for your heavy slot. This is the revenge launcher that shoots sticky nothings. you can detonate it yourself because who wants to launch rockets when you can launch Revenge? A Vengeance launcher sounds promising, there's even a flame-blasting shotgun, but all of these specialized weapons destroy ammo at an incredible rate, so honing your boltgun skills is the way to go. Navigating the levels is obviously done by running or rolling and don't ask me how the hell these characters move with so much armor. It's a long story, but channeling your inner dark souls character to attack enemies or reach objectives faster is an important part of it. of your game, it's even useful in boss fights because who needs to kill orcs when you can just get out of the way and get the orcs killed?

On that note, there are even these little Mike Wazowski-looking guys called doodles that explode on impact and are possibly better than you at killing orcs, so this whole thing about orcs killing themselves isn't a new phenomenon, come on in, get in, but like I was saying, you won't always be running or rolling around the terrain because you'll eventually gain access to a jump pack which when combined with a thunder hammer is like an NBA dunk contest mixed with super smash brothers out of lebron five seconds left lebron jumps this jump pack also happens to be wonderful at getting you places in record time it's almost like using unbridled rage as a mode of transportation, I love my community and now that you know what you're shooting and zooming with, there's one thing that makes everything better is called fury, if being a space marine wasn't super soldier enough already, you can channel fury, which builds up as you purge heretics and deliver merciless justice to the enemies of humanity, which which means your health increases, which means you hit harder, which means you turn 30 seconds of slashing and slashing into a 10 second nightmare for any enemy in your general vicinity punctuated with Curved Stomps which are extra ground, tremors, This fury becomes more and more powerful as the game progresses and there is even a shooter mode, so if you ever wanted to enter a slow motion bullet time mode as a badass space marine, here's your chance and the only aspect.

What I love about the game more than the combat movement and equipment are the objectives. I'm pretty sure every objective in the game is three or four words and that's how it should be, those guards can't survive that long, we find a way. to destroy the weapon so you can crit some sections of the game by simply running and rolling on the elevator. Do elevators know if repeatedly rolling or running is faster? I've been at this for 200 years, I still don't know. Hey, it seems like an impulse, but it's focused on what's good, which is to violently purge and eradicate any life form that doesn't look like you.

Oh, I'll be honest with you, boss, I would apologize for hitting you so hard that the game crashes, but. I make no apologies to the xenos, the story isn't that important since the game only takes five to six hours to complete and the best character is the orc warchief grimskull because he's the only character that doesn't make me sleep with her. monologuing, ugh, not that my second playthrough was any better because with all the mods I was running no part of the story made any sense second lieutenant look 203rd canadian regiment is the bane blade, you're in command, I'm all you That's it, my lord, you damn gun, we don't have the numbers to mount an assault, and as you've seen, it's taking out all of our support ships, attacking the warp spider, ah, a spider, but at least you can connect with some warp crows. blood to clear an entire bridge in the ending sequence and given their history of kleptomania I'm surprised they didn't steal anything bippity hoppity where is my property are you going to get to the final boss fight with me roth who is obsessed with ascending for reasons I don't I'll spoil it, but again, this game is about the gameplay, not the story, damn, I had something for this, uh, something, something, it's not about the plot, it's about the purge, the ending and that That's all, but before I go, I wanted to mention it.

Recording this video right now costs seven dollars on Steam. This is in no way a sponsored video. I'm pretty sure the guys who made it don't exist anymore, of course Sega still exists, but I don't think the relic is around. From an unbiased position, if you have seven bucks on you that you're not going to spend on your next meal, I highly recommend picking it up as long as you don't let a bunch of turbo nerds drown you in a story that It Takes Lives to Understand Warhammer 40k It's fascinating, so again, seven dollars is worth it.

Thank you so much for watching and be sure to tune in next time when we make fun of salamanders. I imagine you're still by my side, let me.