Fluffy and Trevor Noah Once Toured Together | Gabriel Iglesias

Are you ready to have a good time tonight? Are you ready, let's do it? Players, are you ready to start our new season of Stand-up Revolution? You are friends of ours who we have been on tour with for the last four months, believe me. When I tell you that this guy is a budding superstar coming from South Africa, put your hands

together

and show your love for our friend mr. Trevor no, I'm glad to be here, man, this was my dream, my dream was to come to America, you know, not for work or money or anything.

I have a great life at home. I always came here because I wanted one thing. And I always wanted to be black. I grew up in South Africa during a time known as apartheid and for those who don't know, apartheid was a law in the country that made it illegal for black and white people to mix, which was it. good for me because I grew up in a mixed family, which left mixed family in the family, my mother is a black South African woman and my father is Swiss from Switzerland, so he was a white man and, well, he still is, It's not that it has changed.

I say that through hard work and determination he turned black, I know that didn't happen and sir, you see the white man leaving, it's that part, no, it's not possible, it's okay sir, it's still very white , very white, and that's how they got

together

. my parents black mom white dad which was illegal but they didn't care they were Mavericks you know yeah my mom was like I don't care about the white man and my dad was good too you know this I just love chocolate you know ? he was just there so they got together and then they had me which was illegal so I was born as a crime something they never thought about because as a family we didn't live together normally like on the streets my father had to.

He would walk on the side of the road and he could just wave at me from afar like a creepy pedophile and my mom could walk with me, but if the police showed up, he had to let me go and act like I wasn't his every time. We'll see, it's not mine, it's not mine, I felt like a bag of weed and one fateful day, uh, you know, 'cause I was never given a race, I never called black, I never called white, I had the privilege of meeting an American and he said. To me he said well, you know, Trevor, it's funny you say that because if you come to the United States they will label you black.

I said you really should, yeah, they're all black out there. Well, I said, well, I want to be black. Yes, I bought. I bought myself a plane ticket because I discovered that it is true that mixed-race people are classified as black in the United States. Yes, the only catch is that you have to be successful first before you are called mixed race, you achieve success and you are promoted to black, all famous mixed race people. singers like Alicia Keys and Mariah Carey have done it mixed but they say black true Tiger Woods mixed but they say black golfer the most famous mixed race person on the planet Barack Obama mixed half but you say that your first black president when he was running was the mixed candidates now it seems Obviously, people say, yes, he won back then, nobody believed he would win.

I remember comedians criticizing him. I can't win this mix flow thing, when you're going to win, don't say that's dumb, that mix is ​​dumb and then it won and suddenly they were like my I see and I wanted black so I bought plane tickets. yeah, 18 hours of flying, that's what I answer, for 18 hours of non-stop flying, I didn't sleep a wink, I sat on that plane and watched every black American movie and TV show I could find, like it was practice be black I wasn't going to mess up that black hat unit. I just sat there like a madman in my chair, like watching movies practicing, yeah, yeah, you laugh, but I landed, I landed in Miami and I was fluent in my black American to shizzle my nizzle hours, so the bloggers even laugh at black like me, my man, how super black until a guy came up to me and said, oh yeah, daddy, 18 hours of flight and I still wasn't black like Puerto Rican.

It's been great, thank you, gentlemen keep it that way forever, oh my goodness. What a way to start our program! Guys, our first show with Mr. Trevor Noah 30 was amazing, but did you see the woman's response to Trevor? How many of you ladies find Trevor's accent incredibly sexy? How many of you found Trevor's noise? I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to hate on the wait. Ladies, you went crazy for him. I know he is a handsome man. I'm not gay, but if we were locked up, yeah, oh, they don't even know he'd bust his ass.

The Lion King soundtrack, a handsome guy. I have to tell you guys, Trevor Noah has been on tour with my Depina for almost, like I said, the last four months and now it's like he's a great friend and a fun, funny man, and any of the stories you guys may have heard about us in the past and the practical jokes, they've all been true, especially when a new guy shows up. You know Trevor is a cool guy, guys, but we couldn't wait to have fun with him, so let me tell you a quick story about how we were making a show. in a town called Eagle Pass in the state of Texas, that's something he knows at home, what's up with you away from home?

So anyway we're going to do a show in Eagle Pass, Texas. Now I have a friend of mine named Rick Gutierrez who is also a comedian who was on last season who lives in San Antonio Texas, which is about an hour from Eagle Pass, and he bought a new car and drove from Eagle Pass. Sorry, from San Antonio to Eagle Pass to meet his first show that night after the show ended, he says, hey man, he goes, do you want to leave a little early and we'll take my car and you can drive it and the guys can catch up tomorrow on the tour bus, so I'm like cool, let's go, so I tell my teenager, Trevor and the rest of the guys, I'll see them tomorrow night.

I'm leaving with Rick, so we get in Rick's car and I drive and we head to San. Antonio, about 30 minutes into the drive we start to see flashing lights on the side of the highway and then a big sign appears saying immigration checkpoint ahead, don't worry the story ends differently so anyway still I get nervous, you know? I'm driving and I'm coming up to the line and I'm sitting and I'm just waiting for the officer to say something that's going to bother me to no end, so I'm just waiting and here comes the officer and when he saw me he said Oh, and when I heard that in my My mind thought: I'm not going to jail, so what are you doing here?

I told him, well, we have a show tomorrow night in San Antonio, we're passing through. Where is your tour bus? I said, well, my tour bus is back in Eagle Pass with the other guys. Come on. Can we take a photo? And what about you? No cars coming. There hasn't been a car here in hours, so we headed out. in the car we take some photos with the immigration officer in the swamp and we go back in, he says, thank you so much for taking the photo with me, I really appreciate it, man, we're bored right now.

Really, you guys are bored, yes. We're bored, I said, well, my tour bus is coming by here in about two hours and it says we have a new guy on the bus who was from South Africa and he's been bragging about his immigration status and how he never gets in trouble. with customs or immigration because all his paperwork is always an order. I'm just saying, you know, if you're bored the next morning, guys, I get a text from Trevor, okay, you'll see how cool and chill he is. He looks and said you're an idiot. I couldn't get to Trevor fast enough to hear the story properly, so mom Pete and I stopped at the beer and he's here and he already told me in the car that they make Trevor mad.

I'm like I see traveling like Prairie okay and Gabriel left it was crazy I tell you it was crazy they took it from both of us as if I were a common criminal I wasn't wearing pants they took my passport my cell phone all my money they put me in a cell With other criminals you have nothing to say, I said friend, you said you wanted to be black.