Flight Simulator 2020 but with a horrible pilotJun 14, 2021
Hi friends whats happend? My name is Kevin and today we are going to play a
simulatorfrom Microsoft. I used to love to travel, but hey, that doesn't happen anymore, so we'll do it virtually. May l. I'll wait till I show you my favorite places in Ireland we're flying oh yeah the glove sorry I had a captain's hat for another video I wanted to wear but couldn't find it so I just wore a glove um I think so it works the same way the only problem is it's so tight it restricts blood flow ok I'm going to do a training exercise then I'm going to jump there are many training exercises so I figure if I do one .
I should have at least the basics and be ready to fly commercial airlines oh oh okay it's little Kev flying the plane he's down by the packing pedals this is an update on his captain I don't see why is it giving me some of the controls and the controller and some of them on the keyboard i don't understand hold x how i have to switch between them i don't understand i can't use this glove it's restricting my movement so much i still remember my first instructor saying that the yolk is like a shuttlecock bye that's what the Irish call everything it's like oh if you use the yolk you see that yolk there grab it oh my god what am I doing wait cause I have to use both once this glove falls on the floor on the ground hold on let me look at the ground oh i'm looking at the ground you damaged your landing gear i think i damaged more than that ok i'm ready to fly ok i'm going to show you a little bit of ireland where is ireland for s of course it's hidden by the clouds what a surprise where is cork airport oh god i'm mad oh wait ok i'm happy again ok so off we go here we're gonna go up and visit the cliffs of moher do it said her arrival yeah sure we'll land at the cliffs of moher oh boeing 747 yeah i'll fly that thing this is going to be a disaster this is private jet cult we're all aboard let's take a look at those beautiful cliffs here it's where they filmed um the harry potter some of it there's some facts for you i would be a good captain of a tour bus oh handbrake on wait let me tune out we're good i don't know how to proceed this is a slight problem wait come on backwards uh this is the captain i'm going to do a backwards sprint today oh wait no we're going forwards now again ok never mind ignore that note passengers it's just a little joke from the captain it's the humor captain's not l or would you understand unless you're the captain i'm a nervous flyer and i'm getting a little nervous even in the game i i feel like i'm not doing this right oh we're going up oh wait wait i have to use my controller ok great why does it say caution no no it's not just a little bit windy it's ireland oh god I tapped back to make sure the wheels were still out oh no this is really stressful oh that doesn't sound good take it back yeah and ep it's taking damage yeah yeah we gotta retract. i don't know where my destiny is i think i might have taken a wrong turn somewhere i mean it looks like the cliffs might be here tomorrow don't give me warnings i know what i'm doing i've been a school
piloti have an a-plus ok here we go i have an external view and i can tell everything is ok you overloaded the plane ok if the plane was stressed why didn't you say something before takeoff i'll use a smaller one then ah that's a great little one that will be able to keep up with my ways fly rebels any way to keep me from saying i'm bad oh well this little plane has a map that's what you need the other one was overpriced crap. hope i know where i'm going idiots i got the brakes on again ok here we go back right away no need to pick up some speed just slow down the ground speed is too low it's a plane up come on they charge me for every meter of track i use it goes up ah yeah the scraping sound means everything is ok thats not good the lightning landing here how do i do that again? go good as gold waits oh i thought that was my destination but no that's just the airport that's where i am already idiots don't sink again it's a plane we're not on a boat they're so stupid every time I try to go. upstairs it sounds to me like there's some kind of warning it's an absolute joke to be honest like i would get it if i was in a car or something and i was trying to go up and the car beeped because it wasn't supposed to but im on a plane is the plane talking to me or is it just like a passenger in the back whispering in my ear wait i can see i have a co-
pilotthere oh my god he must be having a panic attack thats the alarm that everything is ok it rings when all is well i'm going to do a roll now oh sweet jesus this doesn't look good why do it i feel like we're never going to make it to the cliffs of moher.
I want to go down to take a closer look. The world looks so good. Check it out. Wait, land. You are still deployed. captain speaking we are experiencing slight turbulence that you can ignore it's not a fault of the plane and it's certainly not my fault it's just turbulence this is magic this really looks like a scene from harry potter except you know there's a plane for some reason the buildings are so detailed like they're so 3d it's crazy that this is rural ireland statistically probably the place they care least about when they're making this game it's all like um taken from their satellites and everything oh there's my destiny finally appears at Spanish Point airfield Did I accidentally go to the wrong country?
Hello friends that tel. No, it must be just where the Spanish tried to invade Ireland. he tried to colonize ireland ops he suppressed monte carlo they called him i have missed the cliffs of moher like they are pretty big i dont know how i would miss them but i feel like i do i think he is trying to redirect me to the nearest airport instead of where i actually i want to go uh this is your captain i missed the cliffs of moher ok the cliffs of moher and spanish point so we need to go further north than spanish point and then we'll cross here perfect this is going to be epic i really want to to show the cult the no no the cult the community the cliffs of moher what i just got here and i didn't get close enough it looked like a four year old just painted it it looked
horribleok ok ok i guess we're not going going to clip some more ok i'll show you the cork instead the cork is better anyway so much better so much better than the cliffs of moher i have a pub i dont think cork is a bunch of pubs i want to change planes like w Well this one has too many beeps and too many warnings.
I want something more old fashioned that doesn't care if I'm abusing. I can change the payload pilot. I am extremely thick. I weigh 1170 lbs. a nosedive all the time someone's going to have to counter me plus to make it really work i had to upgrade the plane and turn it off as my co-pilot and everything so i'll start flying with uh goodnight thanks for flying with uh call me kevin airlines, I will be your pilot, your co-pilot and your
flightcrew today. If you need something, click the buttons above your head. I'll make sure I run as fast as I can so I can get back. to the controls on time before the crash it's ok enjoy your flight i started without the handbrake this time i've learned i'm learning like really very good all good upstairs oh god uh this is your captain talking your pilot is heavy too the plane It's not going uphill ok we got it oh that was a struggle oh god we're back uh this is your captain talking im extremely dumb sorry about the accident hope everyone is ok and thanks once again for riding call me kevin fat boy airlines god damn, how do you engage the parking brake?
What happens if I get to the middle of the track and then turn the parking brake back on? oh god i'm really heavier ok great we're over cork city now i'll show you some of my favorite landmarks ladies and gentlemen this is the captain speaking we're approaching cork city we there are about two minutes left and we leave. to forcefully fill those two minutes with clips from the twitch channel of call me kevin uh hope you enjoy hey the hazard light is supposed to come on how is this still on? it's my newborn son this is and our captain talking um thick dummy oh guys guys i'm not straight please i'm not straight i'm not straight can you listen to me mom and dad this is your captain talking today we're going to lombadan what's our plane i think he's the earth just became a plane for some reason wait it's all a plane has ever been this is so scary they clap near it that's the pilot's buttocks that has nothing to do with the plane I also missed speed and he waits for everything. passengers to do that you know when he when they say clap when the plane lands that's what he means they all just died no they didn't wait maybe we should see our pilot clap if you're alive please Oh no, I don't. i hear applause oh he's alive it's good ah like he's circling like that now i can see where the track is why would i have to make it longer for my clients i like it so much as captain i try to keep messages very short i would just say uh this is your captain talking let's go downstairs and then he just stop talking he's just clapping his hands no matter what I do I'm trying to be sneaky here and get in from the other side but the clapping of his butt cheeks is alerting all the control towers what i'm mad must be a bug or something the best way to look for north korea yes this is korea you know why because they don't have any lights on that's why it's pitch dark , yes, oh, Jesus Christ, I'm caught in an updraft.
I'm going to die. I died immediately. I hate North Korea. What a stupid plane. You stressed him too much. You may have to turn off the damage. If I'm going to fly so low. You may have to stop playing. I don't think it's designed to be floating over a city right now we're talking look at this texatron aviation cessna i love that brand you don't see me leaving home without my snezzner bag along with my s like clothes and shells and a hat wherever i go wow people always point me out oh my god it smells like a snail yes yes i didn't want to point it out but it is in fact the snezener also weighs 1170 lbs please help me i'm over the weight this plane can carry but i'll try anyway Anyway, he won't let me, this plane is fat, it embarrasses me, I'll have to. go on a diet i'm afraid the most i can be is 574lbs ok 73lbs wow what do they have a scale in there and they say oh you're a pound over the limit it's all muscle i assure you muscle does it weigh more? that fat and it's fire mostly let me tell you the plane doesn't move oh no this plane is fat it embarrasses me i hate it all good come on little cessna come on that little takeoff attempt i try but it's crying when it's trying to get up oh no I'm running out of track oh no oh no here's the end of the track please come on please okay force it force it oh no please I'm so embarrassed anywhere I'm going to turn around there I'll be back this is um this is sad ok im back and i dieted i dont weigh a thousand pounds for sure it has to be a guinness world record or something so this is one of my favorite cork landmarks the airport and might be the only one you see , unfortunately I will show you where I usually park my car, normally this is where I park my car down here like where the red van is that's where I park my car much better than this parking lot where all the cars are p well intated so this is the river lee and this is the river that runs through cork city its not beautiful wait a second is this the lake of the river are they both you know what it doesnt matter its a river oh look at that car thats driving by all those buildings he's sick maybe the cars can cooperate i misinformed you earlier sorry that's a bit i think i showed you the river this is cork city this is the city i'm from i I showed the van driving on the roofs of the building, so, okay. i guess we're going back that was that was good now let's try To land this damn plane, the big question is why aren't hundreds of other players flying around cork city.
I figured it would be everyone's first stop with some turbulence coming up for landing, but that's okay, we're still on our way. make a lovely little landing i'm coming from the wrong side i'm coming from the wrong side oh well let's hope a plane isn't coming at me how do i get off the throttle oh jesus christ ok this is stressful ok oh no this is ok this is ok this is great actually this is really good oh wait it's ok it's ok it's wrong it's not ok it's ok track we're entering gently here we're not going down oh oh oh no oh not to break press and it's ok oh no that's grass that's grass okay lovely lovely oh thank you god i can't bump into that x-ray golf saw ground contact on one two one decimal eight five i was congratulating myself why is no one clapping whypeople no longer clap when the plane lands air traffic control radio to the ground requesting clearance for the taxi i just parked on the runway oh no the plane is trying to take off i'm just trying to move a bit forward what are you doing stop ok i can't figure out where the radio is i'll bring it myself i know what i'm doing at this point stupid plane keeps trying to take off when i don't want to stay on the grass i know this airport like the back of my hand the number of times i've flown out from here before oh look there's someone there directing oh jesus wait ok how the hell my plane didn't restart there from all the things I've done and that was ok ok this should be ok ne this should be ok this should be fine ok look I wouldn't be dead on that one at least I would be ok I might get critical damage to the aircraft but no critical damage to myself minor injuries at best. shallow is my plane on fire i think my plane is on fire yeah my plane is on fire and it's dead literally i just wanted to fly to the grand canyon to finish my video there but i don't think i meant to fly you know what man was? it's not for flying it's not my fault it's just man men screwing everything up ok let's just leave it at that i hope you enjoyed flying with kevin air sounds kinda good actually but it doesn't fly well and i guess that's the main point but yeah i hope you enjoyed i appreciate you watching as always if you want to see more of my stuff i post every day i also stream on twitch you want to see that link in the description but other than that just thanks for watching and i look forward to seeing you next time bye for now
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