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Finding Bigfoot With Markiplier

Finding Bigfoot With Markiplier
Oh my god, some of these look like creepypastas. Did we crash to get here? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I drove that did but should I pick up this meat, yes, I've already picked up some meat, picked up some traps, that's

Bigfoot

's vegetarian that he isn't but the funny thing is he's the total opposite of that he's like gee he is he's a mega mardi gras he loves me he shoves meat in him guy or girl at every opportunity what a Lady could be that's true it doesn't mean big man no no no girl big feet could have big big things can also be woman or man or anyone in between Great god you can imagine if there would be a monster called big space that's a scary boss right that's as huge as a 20 foot face that moves freely from behind but that works with very small legs oh my god that's the way it is scary she's fine god this game made it big g There's no adorable look in there like before the flare gun scares her a That's right your gun will hurt him but not that much he's really tough wait so how do we kill him name yeah well you gotta look at him a lot shoot, we need to get more bullets, we need to get more traps, we need to get more supplies because we don't have enough to kill them on sight which is the weird thing.
finding bigfoot with markiplier
Okay, I have a feeling we're very ill-prepared for this adventure. Yes, yes, welcome to

Bigfoot

. Okay follow me I don't need to get his meat right now but you could shoot him if you want. I have a feeling bambi is ok right now dead ok thanks you read play thats a pacifist poor little face i learned to ignore the face ok where is a big ass then maybe what is a big look like a giant deer that's like one of those spaceballs that you sit on, those little rubber balls that you bounce around with, but it's just your ass, it's like in the episode of South Park, those balls in the Micro doesn't even seem to know t Does the music kids listen to these days work, that might get his attention. oh i don't know i found a little face aim yeah well you want to sling me a rap little skull my name is little skull and i'm really sad maybe because i don't have a dad he went out to get a pack of cigarettes so it got me really depressed oh jesus christ little skull wears okay yeah up to the emotional bars hanging by his side you gotta let go let's go man I cherish a lot of guilt, why did you do something to your father, i will be sent to jail and then i will rat everyone out.
finding bigfoot with markiplier
Oh, okay, alright, sweet, timely note. Thanks, the time of day thanks lyman you want to talk politics next to walk away whoa fox tom and caught him no i hit a tree make some possibilities in your bullets we need them for big faces you kinda know you and um about it I'm really hoping someone makes a creepypasta called big face and it's just a giant face, just keep an eye out for anything that looks like some kind of building, kinda like human stuff, because you're looking for anything like

bigfoot

looks. Look out for something big when you see big feet, legs, balls like anything sticking out when you see a bad boy just shoot him dead.
finding bigfoot with markiplier
Yeah for his big boy he's a big boy out in the woods big hot when I got chased in the woods boy you know fresh big boy no we're just okay it's an American thing vs big boy Christ , Adam I'm sorry I'm in fucking Christ get the meat oh yeah what are some identifiers 'cause when he shows up like when we're here at the big feet yeah you usually stomp a lot is your first sign for him to show up, either he crushes your face or I scream. ok hear me scream or you see him approaching thats usually a sign he is on his way and what if i scream what does that mean same he is probably right in front of you ok he can attacking anytime and yeah literally anytime oh yeah oh malcolm why am i so skilled god this happens over the years i can say for the worse yeah oh alright so wolves are actually a thing in this game.
I would hear, I would hear wolves all the time and say, ah, that's just ambience, no, and then I was attacked by a wolf. Oh wolfskin then I didn't have ankles Yeah right okay shelter to the shelter name. I don't see a damn thing. I found a clue. Big Face Legs is his default drink. Just drink. Yes, that's a good slogan for alcohol advertising. Your life is going nowhere, c'mon, you know nine months sober, that's long enough, it's just medicine to make the looks go away. yeah it's self medication is so far adorable scary game not so scary good behind us he's right behind us he's right behind us wait what do you think okay okay okay I'm fine okay cool then hey he grabbed me with those big hands how i hate how much about a quarter you're fine you're fine ok go away that was gone that was i shot him in a big face yes i missed a lot i didn't do well ok we'll have him next time he knows cave under pressure yes he knows we are at our weakest that we can play cooper.
We're not a threat at all. That was awful. Yeah, no, he's no fun. He's really no fun. yes he is the opposite of fun man you can't deny these handjobs are like next-lev el yes not like big face big faces got big face but a small mouth yes no not fun no no possible difference fits well to rapper lil dick although oh yeah of course people are really happy we're recording together again is that the content jesus christ yeah run away it's alright i hit him with some chase bullets dragon bullets ok you should hunt no no why you hunt i dont know alright if we hit him with the dragon boat we will know when he is we will get us again and we can set a trap.
Ah what's going to happen is we set traps and then cover him with leaves and when he attacks you you guide him over the trap maybe like two minutes maybe two and a half wait Dick is okay game plan if he shows up should I fire flares or should i try and avoid and shoot should i eat from now on we have to start catching him okay because if we don't catch him we won't do nearly enough damage because se we have to hit him with headshots to deal bonus damage. Okay Frank I don't know if that's a thing yeah no he's still there for me he's up in the lake in the middle of the lake mm-hmm he's just sitting there spinning his can me big cock his big thumb in that big cock title of this video is big face big cock big ass no problem we go out nobody nobody will Watch this video.
Confirm a great review instantly. Oh nice how many first aid kits you have. I have three. Okay, I'll take this quick. I got it. Nothing else here I can't say forget your troubles, this video is sponsored by Jack Daniels. I'd like to think if they can take a joke and I don't have to spell it All is sarcasm, yeah, that sarcasm, that's it, drink and run away from home, yeah, yeah, you wanna play that seriously, to try to actually kill him yeah I'll kick your legs out what do you think I'll do? three lights out then you grabbed a night vision goggle I told you to be my teacher if you don't want me to grab a knife because of your lack of information then lights out you idiot alright my lights on turn off lights how do we do lights? oh lights out you said lights out how take your lights now yes what does lights out mean in ireland ok we don't say how ok kids time for bed lights out we just say go to sleep well then turn your lights on or away just drink the three kids pure and drink yes you have a toothache dream about it so i will actually hit that trap.
I'll meet her, okay, and then we'll take a step back. Do you know how to set a trap? I have no idea how to do anything. Okay press Q Take I got a trap in the man ok put it somewhere on the ground now you can see flesh and mass take place on it but he's going to get us instead you'll see he'll run right over and we're gonna let him run over ok i like it right big ass big cock but we have big brains we have big brains all day baby all day ok now only if he really comes over here yeah the question how does he look trapped for maybe three seconds, good god this game is impossible where the frick is

bigfoot

.
I have no idea he's having fun, but something falls here, yeah, he's just hiding behind it, it's like that, guys, check it out, okay, I'm going, I'll go, ring the bell, okay, wait here ok just save my life i'll pose to assert dominance cool fine fine good plan ok he better not show up right this second when we do this it's hard a to find soul mate who i can be who i can be i just give him big faces and words of encouragement to find a soul the big bad world out there open up then sure alright cool catch your trap i catch me my i don't know why i didn't show up he usually does it for me but he's not hungry for a mask take me take it all right we're going to an unknown cave ok sounds good if he shows up right after we start to ascend oh my god are you serious are you oh my god are you kidding me thats i swear to god this game hurts ten more seconds thats shit man ok im the first ating ok i have been chasing so much good thats good second dix what a i cant believe ok ok wait is coming he's coming come set a trap set a trap ok try uh basket just ok basket he's coming i'll try take him here you come for me come on he's ok he's in the mountains how's he doing that oh yeah oh jesus christ okay huh p on the trail his bait very dangerous oh no i might be scared lonely little survivor he something with my teeth my tiny hands and my tiny bones i hear good hes right below us oh he coming ok get up get behind your trap pinnacle i come on big teeth alright where is he pretty cousin on a different level like he is below us i think we might get a potshot if he goes he was a face it's him done he's completely gone you must be kidding me if you see him coming come on shoot now he's alright I'm doing my trip that's this guy like I swear he could do our mics or something listen I set our trap, he goes to our right, ok, ok, I set the trap, masky, ok, I'm ready, this time he walks down your skis.
Wyatt well where is he I'll take him us where is he alright oh he walks around he walks around he's right where you go Rieger where do you go dude can I hit him you get him i dont know a tree got in my way any damage damn whats that guy i cant see the

bigfoot

s through the trees you know the good ole thing thats the thing yeah wait I don't know he's really bizarre I'm a shy trap of walking there's stuff in the tent and I can't get to it open the tent what in try it oh yeah so small you just walk in the oh god how did you get in - 10 - 10 you have to keep knife it there is some special shit is that special left out for some reason oh why is it left oh god monster hideout why would that be something oh okay let me let me inspect boys , I don't know how to teach you this, yes, but your ass is in two H's split in half no god no not again please sir may i have more ass this is the prostitute edition of oliver twist yes exactly please pimp have more ass ok come on the branches funny funny jokes jokes jokes jokes cross that from the list joke okay done okay okay next on the list is pandering to the audience how do we do that alright hey guys wait no do what you do do what you do do in the videos, no, you don't die.
I'm not listening, listen to him, you're fine I set the trap right here, he came right through and attacked me. Game is bullshit he knew we were in his monster lair and he tried to mess with us we did ok my guy my captain i don't think we're going to kill this ok i will shoot you, if you continue with this attitude, we have to hurry. I'm sorry that you have the positive mentalhiring PMA know you got it you gotta do it ok i was such a bad boy i'll just be a good boy it's ok just go to my store buy the merchandise oh yeah i was so bad, oh yes you do, i'm very me.
I've got a positive mental attitude, I'll do it, oh I'll hit you with my limp banana, alright here's what we're going to do, alright oh we will, yeah another pithy planet is looking like lo ok listen shut up we also going to set meat traps tons of them ok hopefully how to set the traps. I think the wolves are not coming, when they come there will be more meat for the fire. I'm totally scared and alone out here in the woods, dude, all this meat, no big face, I'm thick clothes for your big, oh oh, these woods, my saggy banana, oh god there's so much woods, there is perverse if you could only come through the woods to find my fat dummy think in the club and I would like to spread my cheeks and for your job do my improvisation from the charts it with Jesus yes albeit lick seeing you could do that too please do jesus and you gotta talk about arrays and talk about real estate in finance because those are the highest cpm topics friendship say it replace that's the word yes i won't have a penis i want to put my friendship in your jesus, this is it this is i want my jesus in your no no no wait listen best circle back my trip cool good this works this is going awfully this is about the worst dive ever bam there is a fox eye it was loud in game and then you were loud in discord and everything was loud i want to play the new zombie mode pub go oh yeah i hear they raise it up it's been so long since we played zombies i want it yeah we did it four of us that was super fun yeah yeah we should get the boys back together mystery van out go just some ghosts what they do and scooby-doo mean i don't know that Scooby Doo is just in the dog's name, no Scooby Doo, you're his full name, sorry, Scooby Doo is just a stage name, oh god who would call a dog scooby-doo you he wasn't he wasn't always a dog what you about de know ep lore of scooby-doo original creepypasta why man let your imagination run wild why didn't I come up with that I just consumed ok ok man I guess ok cool and it said on the internet in a video it was actually so scooby how damn a long time ago t and that's why they're always out solving puzzles because it's trying to get to the bottom of this weird Curtis.
You think oh he's just a regular dog in Scooby-Doo you know I guess I've never really thought about it it's a bit weird when you think about waiting for that final episode of Scooby-Doo in which they finally took a mask off Scooby himself How many level guys I don't know if you know that I'm a very good storyteller I can't I'm delighted I also try to fill the time because nothing happens when that Game actually sounds like your microphone picks it up.

Bigfoot

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you mention One thing I don't know I suppose you mentioned it before every show Don't mention him again Hey you know I miss

Bigfoot

I miss his face I miss his smell No I can't track him Me don't know, i got it, i was chasing him, holy, that's that, that's wild, that's bananas, he's actually dying, i'm lying on the ground, it says i'm dying, no, i'll continue on them shoot go now that was my last med kit so im dying i got two left alright he's all boys oh he come back out my mouth traps man I got traps I got traps he come, he come, ask him, yes, thirty to forty percent of you're done.
No, that's good. I'm almost out of bullets. Okay, can I drop bullets for you? I also have traps in the forest. So when he says it's going to last one day, I wish we could find something like a pipe bomb and put that in the flesh and stick it in, that would be awesome. I can see your flare guns there's nothing in there what are you trying to do yeah I don't know where we went wrong but we went really well because we were like Tyler and I we only had a shred of health left and we ran out of bullets.
I thought we'd like to plan this plan carefully, execute the plan very carefully, then that was a mistake your part yeah ok I'll just go into the woods by myself alright have fun I'll be here to take care of me buying the horror movies they're always like we break up and it's going really well yeah that's our problems yeah they stick together you idiots you're right I think you're right about that i think you're absolutely right oh god well i'm dying you're dying

bigfoot

you got me i forgot you oh no wait i see he ain't come to me oh he's coming to me oh god oh my god oh i saw the health drop and now i'm watching a cutscene so i'm just assuming you god he really he really the whole goal was

bigfoot

but turns out that

bigfoot

we seem to be fine, yeah man he got me, yeah he just ain't a happy guy h, no, he's working his way through h some stuff in Shaye's, yeah you