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Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA) – COMPLETE Season 3 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

May 10, 2020
Could you calm down!? He hasn't summoned Meteor yet, so we can still stop him. YUFFIE: Well, how do you know!? CID: Because I don't see a giant fucking ball of flaming death hurtling towards us!! RED: Sometimes I see a giant ball in the sky and I howl at it. RED: Sometimes I see a giant ball in the sky and I howl at it. He makes fun of me. BARRET: Tifa? TIFA: We don't know when Sephiroth will summon Meteor. TIFA: So we better move on. TIFA: So we better move on. CLOUD: We better move on. CAIT SITH: Welcome back, Cloud.
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We were worried that if you didn't show up, we'd have to take all our insults to Vincent. CID: FUCK THAT!!! That guy eats people!! CLOUD: I'm the reason Aerith fled alone to fight Sephiroth. I gave Sephiroth the Black Materia, because somehow he can control me. I'm not sure why and I'm afraid it will happen again. But I made a promise to Aerith to never leave her side, and I'm not going to break it for fear of losing myself! I know who I am! I know who I am! I am a soldier. I know who I am!
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I am a soldier. I'm Cloud Strife. BARRET: Wait, your last name is "Strife"!? BARRET: Wait, your last name is "Strife"!? That's a BADASS name. CLOUD: So what do you say, guys? Who wants to save the world? CID: Very well, boy, where to? CLOUD: The City of the Ancients!! CID: And where is that? CLOUD: ME. NO. KNOW. CLOUD: Hey, she just told me where she was going, not where she is! Plus, we can use Red's nose to track her. BARRET: Can you do it, best friend? RED: I'll try, best friend. RED: I'll try, best friend. Oh... oh my dog.
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CLOUD: What's wrong, Red? What does your nose see? RED: E- RED: E-It's beautiful. There is knowledge everywhere! And there are people. And there are people... *helping* each other. It's a paradise. It's a paradise. It's a U-too-pia! It's a paradise. It's a U-too-pia! *ES...* CLOUD: An excavation site. CLOUD: An excavation site. RED: HOW BEAUTIFUL!!! DIGGING LEADER: Hwehlcawm also dah bown veela mahn! CLOUD: Uhhhh... EXCAVATION ASSISTANT: He said "Welcome to the Town of Bones! The number one archaeological site on the planet." CLOUD: You're the *only* archaeological site, right? EXCAVATION ASSISTANT: And that makes us the best! DIGGING LEADER: Wabba dabba doh...!
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EXCAVATION ASSISTANT: So what can we do for you? Looking for something underground? VINCENT: Vacant. VINCENT: Vacant. MOG: For two. CLOUD: Sorry, I'm not here to investigate, I just want to know if anyone saw a girl in a pink dress, with a red jacket and a red ribbon, I think, and also a big cane, come in. EXCAVATION LEADER: Hweh dwas a gahl...! ASSISTANT: Well, there was a girl passing by here... Was she talking about some holy city or something? CLOUD: That has to be the City of the Ancients! Where did she go? How did you get there?
EXCAVATION LEADER: Deh onleh what...! EXCAVATION WIZARD: The only way to get there is through the forest, but it is not advisable to go while you are asleep. So you have to wake him up with the Moon Harp. He's buried somewhere around here, so you'll have to dig, but that will cost you. .CLOUD: Well, *did* she* have to use the Moon Harp to get through? EXCAVATION LEADER: EXCAVATION ASSISTANT: No. CLOUD: I'M COMING FOR YOU, AERITH!! WE ARE ALMOST THERE!! HAVE I PASSED THAT TREE ALREADY?! Damn, I'm not getting anywhere! It seems like I'm going crazy! CLOUD #2: Yes, tell me.
CLOUD #3: There with you, friend. EXCAVATION LEADER: Dey ahwlweh...! DIGGING ASSISTANT: They always dig again. Now remember, the most important thing about archeology... is to *always* strategically place your workers... CLOUD: Here! Here! Here! Here! And here! CLOUD: Damn. EXCAVATION LEADER: So that will be... CLOUD: IT COSTS THAT MUCH!?! EXCAVATION ASSISTANT: Did you understand what she said? CLOUD: Nooo! But I know a scam when I hear one. Did you know? I don't *need* your crew! We can unearth the Moon Harp ourselves. Well, I searched for four hours and found nothing. What about you guys? YUFFIE: Well, other than the mop Cid found, it's all been junk like potions, ethers, and Red's new chew toy.
RED: ...om, glom, glom... RED: What? CLOUD: Well, it's time to start looking. AERITH!!! CLOUD: AERITH!!! BARRET: AERITH!!! RED: AWOOOO...!!! CLOUD: AERITH!!! TIFA: AERITH!!! YUFFIE: AERITH!!! CLOUD: AERITH!!! CID: AERITH!!! VINCENT: AERITH!!! CLOUD: Where are you...? CLOUD: So... something...? TIFA: No... nothing... YUFFIE: Guys, you're not going to believe this, but I JUST SAVED THE WORLD, YOOO!! Check it! I found the Meteorite Materia! TIFA: Actually, that's the Matter Comet. Totally different. YUFFIE: Good! I saved the city then! COURT! GO YUFFIE! CLOUD: Alright, let's go back and walk those paths... TIFA: What we should go around are these beds and get some rest.
YUFFIE: Dibs on the bottom bunk! TIFA: There are no bunk beds here. YUFFIE: Not with that attitude there, huh! CLOUD: Tifa, we can't rest now. Any time we go without looking for Aerith... TIFA: —is time she could be in danger. I know. But she won't help anyone if we find her in trouble and can barely function. So let's go. You need to rest. YUFFIE: I'm going to turn this bunk into a raceyyy! CLOUD: ...I'll try. ???: CLOUD: ???: CLOUD: AERITH: CLOUD: AERITH: CLOUD: AERITH: CLOUD: AERITH: CLOUD: AERITH: CLOUD: SEPHIROTH: TIFA: Cloud? Are you awake? VINCENT: Did you have nightmares that HO-O-O-O-O-HO-O-O-O-O was experimenting on you too?
CLOUD: I know where she is. TIFA: Cloud... CLOUD: I... need to see her. TIFA: We'll be here. BARRET: Aren't you afraid of her getting lost? TIFA: She won't. TIFA: She won't. She can not. TIFA: She won't. She can not. She does not. CLOUD: Aerith... CLOUD: Aerith... What did you mean by "goodbye"? Yuck!! I…ugh…!! SEFIROTH: End this. *****: AAAGH. TIFA: CLOUD, NO!! TIFA: CLOUD, NO!! YUFFIE: NONONONONONO!!! TIFA: CLOUD, NO!! YUFFIE: NONONONONONO!!! CID: DON'T BE A FUCKING DUMB!!! YUFFIE: NONONONONONO!!! CID: DON'T BE A FUCKING DUMB!!! CAIT SITH: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! CID: DON'T BE A FUCKING DUMB!!! CAIT SITH: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!
VINCENT: Nooo...! CAIT SITH: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! VINCENT: Nooo...! RED: Bad Human, stop it! VINCENT: Nooo...! RED: Bad Human, stop it! BARRET: DON'T FUCK!!! RED: Bad Human, stop it! BARRET: DON'T FUCK!!! ???: Cloud...! *****: YO...!! *****: YO...!! I'm sorry...!! AERITH: CLOUD: GAH! Aerith... I... AERITH: It's okay, Cloud. All is forgiven. CLOUD: AERITH!!! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, get up! Come on, come on, get up! Please, come on, come on, get up! Please, please, come on, come on, get up! Please get up!! Come on, come on, get up! Please get up!! All is forgiven, right...?
All is forgiven... SEPHIROTH: ...hh...hehehehehehehehe... SEPHIROTH: hehehehehehehehe... CLOUD: First my mom... CLOUD: First my mom... then my house... ... and now Aerith. ...and now Aerith. You... ...and now Aerith. You... you took them all from me. SEPHIROTH: What hurts you the most, Cloud? Hold another dead loved one in your arms... or break your promise? CLOUD: ...the only thing I'm going to break... CLOUD: ...the only thing I'm going to break... is your neck...!! And I don't care if you can control me. And I don't care if you can control me. I will break free and eliminate you myself...! And that's a promise I *will* keep!!
SEPHIROTH: A heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... Very good. You will find me at the Meeting. SEPHIROTH: TIFA: Cloud— CLOUD: The Northern Crater. That's where we're going.

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