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Film Theory: How NOT To Train Your Dragon! (How To Train Your Dragon)

Jun 11, 2021
zoo visitors. Captive reptiles are known to be lazy and lethargic, because they no longer have to defend their territory. Their lizard brain is no longer needed to survive, so the only way to get them to have proper activity is to make them work for their food. Even the crocodile hunter himself, Steve Irwin, describes using himself as bait in crocodile enclosures, to get the crocodiles to regain their sense of territorialism and reject him to get their blood pumping. This is a very rudimentary form of

train

ing, and it's certainly not for fun. It is because in order to keep the reptiles healthy, they have to use their instincts, because that is the only thought they are capable of.
film theory how not to train your dragon how to train your dragon
Whatever you

train

a reptile to do isn't that it's loyal to you, it's just that it uses an instinct. All of that said, for all reptilian apologists out there, it's important to understand the difference between intelligence and emotional complexity. Reptiles are extremely intelligent, so just because they aren't emotionally capable doesn't mean they aren't capable. They have memories that span almost their entire lives, and large reptiles like alligators can easily navigate 30 to 40 miles of waterways from birth. Which can be said for basically none of us working or watching this video, because human babies are pretty much useless.
film theory how not to train your dragon how to train your dragon

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Reptiles are also pretty much the kings of Darwinism, where many reptilian females will only give the green light, so to speak, to the biggest and strongest male in their area, meaning the only genes passed down are the best. of his kind. But we, as humans who don't really care about that, and instead just want a cute iguana, can't confuse all of that with love, loyalty, trust, or any of the emotions we hope to get from a real life. mascot. Reptiles are still not domesticated after all these millennia. But that means that whether you're adopting a Dragon from the wild, or picking up a Chameleon at the pet store (Literally the pet I've wanted all through grade school), you're adopting the equivalent of a wild animal.
film theory how not to train your dragon how to train your dragon
So how do you train

your

dragon

? 1. You set realistic expectations that you'll never have a true relationship with them, 2. You pummel them around an enclosure to give them plenty of exercise, and 3. You appreciate that they're instinctively much smarter than us, but I don't know how to brag about it. Relationships simply don't figure into that equation. Which is a real bummer, because it would be totally awesome to ride

your

alligator in Florida, or watch your basilisk lizard jump in your bathtub. But at the end of the day, you can't train your

dragon

, which means the F.T.G.H.T.A.T.Y.D.
film theory how not to train your dragon how to train your dragon
It's finished. And that means going back to the drawing board for me. The Dragon Circus... No. Kangaroo Best Friend: A kangaroo can be your best friend! Yes, and away! But before I go, remember! That's just a

theory

, a movie

theory

! Aaaay short!

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