Film Theory: DON'T Attack The Titans! (Attack on Titan)

I meant what I said, the whole idea is just irresponsible, so what's more adult than settling for making a living and fearing behind a stupid wall? your old meaningless life, yes, actually, yes, it is, in fact, it is more adult to settle for living in fear behind some stupid walls for your entire meaningless life, in fact, it is a very good idea. I'm about to prove it to you. Hello Internet, welcome to

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Weenie theories theory is about scary Halloween things and don't eat a crouton all over your salad finger. fans, part two is happening, just needed a little more time to get dressed, salad fingers, get dressed, YouTube comedy gold, right there ladies and gentlemen, now for those of you not familiar with Attack on Titan, it's about a society that builds a huge wall. around himself to keep out the unwanted I'll build the biggest wall you've ever seen It looks like Trump has some kind of request maybe this whole show describes the hashtag theory of America's future for another day anyway on instead of building walls to keep out illegal immigrants.

The walls are meant to keep out the man-eating giants that were seen about a hundred years ago, under mysterious circumstances, giants called

titan

s suddenly appeared and began eating every human beauty in sight, like me, devouring a handful of crunchy M&Ms as crunchy as the remains of humanity. He fled, retreating to a fortress protected by three huge walls, the outermost wall was called Marya wall, the second wall was Rosa, and the innermost wall was Sina wall. The poor lived between Marya and Rosa, while the rich lived in the innermost wall, Sina wall. similar to these walls and onions and ogres the series itself has many layers where the

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s really come from why they eat humans and why they always seem to be taking the worst photo in the yearbook now I know that many of these mysteries have been answered in the manga but in the anime nothing has been revealed yet and, by the creator's own admission, much of the upcoming season two will be a complete departure from the source material, so for this episode I will focus exclusively on the anime to answer the questions. questions.

The biggest

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on the Mystery of the Titans of them all with man-eating giants roaming the overworld. What is the best way to survive? Do you go outside the walls facing certain death and try to claim the land for humanity or do you just hide inside the walls safely? but trapped like animals, as the show says, it was a man, humanity and cattle, honestly, it's a dilemma that is on the minds of all the characters in the series since the first episode, we watch the shows here opiates, oh sorry I mean, Aaron. American voice actors confuse me. fights with his mother over which option is the right one, and a couple minutes later, his mother is devoured like shrimp and popcorn, which ends that argument pretty quickly, but the question arises as to which option is better so that Erin and the rest of the show's heroes are fooled. risk their lives outside the walls when they could just lay inside the walls and relax hashtag wall and relax now i know what you're thinking why is he using the american voice dubbing it sucks what happened to my mom and me I was so excited that Kitty Tojo SEO be like anime cancer and American voice dubbing still sucks okay okay let's all calm down come on be extra attentive dude don't listen to these videos so I gotta make sure the important quotes they are in english and not some, and regarding the hate of SAO, whether you love it or hate it, there is one thing we can all agree on, at least it's not a paradise, just get along and appreciate that everyone We have different nerdy tastes. true, I just thought I'd ask for all the tongue-in-cheek rebuttals against hardcore anime fans other than Titan, because I'm sure a lot of you might be thinking that no one can relax inside the walls because the Colossal Titan or the Armored Titan might just They appear randomly and break down the walls like they do in the first two episodes, except that's not entirely true.

Note that these Titans only break down the segments of the wall that present the entrance and exit to that part of the city, as we learn in episode 24. The walls themselves are too hardened for the Titans to break through for reasons I'll leave as a mystery due to spoilers, suffice it to say that the entrance alone is weak enough, but if humanity closed its gates and completely walled off these segments as well, the colossal Titan could huff and puff all it wanted but wouldn't be able to take down that wall, mr. Gorbachev is not, but of course that would also mean humanity would be cut off from the outside world, so the question is: would it be so bad if humanity locked inside the walls actually survived well enough to adequately respond to that? how big is the remaining population inside the walls and how much land do we have to work with, so at the beginning of the series the titans penetrate the wall, Mario kills 10,000 people, those who survived the attack flee towards the wall, the roses search refuge, however, as we heard in episode two, 250,000 of those survivors were sent back to the Titan-infested area.

The narrator revealed that 250,000 people count as 20% of the surviving population, which means that there are 1 million 250 thousand people living within the 3 walls at the beginning of the Of the 250,000 people who were sent back, only about a hundred survived, so What at the beginning of the series the human population is approximately nine hundred and ninety thousand one hundred people who will now live with three gigantic walls isolated from the rest of the world. I need enough space for that population to live. Luckily for us, there are a number of good views of housing during the Attack on Titan within the city areas.

Surely the houses are built next to each other with narrow roads and alleys in between. They're pretty damned. Spacious, they are a far cry from the average hipster house or studio apartment in New York, so they don't seem to hurt much space to make sure I couldn't take exact measurements, but I did. Best to shop around: You see the face with an Attack on Titan that looks a lot like the real-world city of Nordling in Germany, a city built entirely inside a school of meteorite crater. The right pulses are built next to each other with narrow paths and alleys.

Seriously, just compare anime houses to real life ones, it's surprising how similar they are, so I looked at local house listings available in that area and found out that the average house is around 1500 square feet, so that assuming people are organized into families of four, some people are sharing homes since times are tough and that ever-present friend that everyone has, even when you're in the middle of the apocalypse, the population of nine hundred and ninety thousand one hundred people that we would need about two hundred forty seven thousand five hundred twenty five foams to support them all now the beach house covers a base of 1,500 square feet, which means we need an area of ​​371 million two hundred eighty seven thousand five hundred square feet as an absolute minimum to have take into account aspects such as roads. streets alleys markets and businesses I'm going to quadruple that number to give us a realistic amount of space for the city's population, giving us a grand total of one billion four hundred eighty-five million one hundred fifty thousand square feet, approximately 34 thousand acres is One hundred thirty-eight square kilometers, how big is it?

Lots the size of twenty thousand football fields, for comparison, Los Angeles is ten times that size at 1,300 square kilometers, so about a million people don't need as much land as you might think, but then again, they are being squeezed in this area between the walls. Wright's raw shows us through diagrams from the first episode the real measurements of the walled city and when you do the calculations, it is actually huge Walmart, all Rosa, there is a distance of 100 kilometers between the Rosa wall and the Sina wall there is a distance of 130 kilometers and from the Sina wall to the center of everything a distance of 250 kilometers now I am going to eliminate this huge piece of land between the Mario wall and the Rosa wall because Titans I have taken it, but since the walls are built of circularly, we can use the formula for the area of ​​a circle to determine what type of space we were working with within the other two walls; in other words, it's time to make Miss Alan My 9th grade math teacher is proud that this is for you, considering that the area of ​​a circle is PI R squared and the radius of the Sina wall is 250 kilometers .

The area inside the Sina wall alone is one hundred and ninety-six thousand square kilometers, which is a land area larger than No joke, more than half of the countries in the world, full countries, filling in the wall. Rosa's additional radius of 130 kilometers gives a total space of 454 thousand square kilometers for reference, this is approximately the equivalent area of ​​Sweden, which by the way has a population of more than nine. million and we only need it for 1 million people based on what we see on the show, we assume that living within walls means making a lot of sacrifices but that couldn't be further from the truth, you literally have a population density of about two people per every square kilometer, meaning literally any other place in the world except Antarctica, seriously, the Titans could be wandering around with their stupid little faces for weeks without finding a single person to bite and talk to in bites, what about the boom, as we see everywhere?

The attack on Titan Earth is not the problem, it is food that is constantly in short supply. The most basic food for military volunteers consists of a piece of bread, a slice of meat, a bowl of bean soup and, of course, Of course, potatoes, hot and delicious potatoes that need refuge in the stomach. and what is it that you are clutching in your right, so I gave it refuge in my stomach, Mr. Sasha, saving the list of views of the world, one Huber potato at a time, in fact, to promote the opening of an attack on the titans, the producers of attractions at the amusement park sent this to the press. exact food and of course growing food requires additional land, so according to the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations, the minimum amount of agricultural land needed for sustainable food security is half a hectare per person, who knows how much a hectare is, it becomes point zero zero five. square kilometers or 1.2 acres per person per year, this means that to support the entire population of nine hundred and ninety thousand one hundred people you will need an additional area of ​​4950 and a half square kilometers compared to the total amount of area inside the wall and still We have more than enough space to farm for the entire population and then some, but the challenges remain since, as we discover in the second episode, much of the space is actually vacant land that cannot be farmed.

Oh, this show is trying to force these kids out of the walls so hard, unfortunately it's never shown what area this wasteland is in, but if you stick to the two most prevalent theories about where this takes place history, it's in Germany or North America and based on that. With information we can calculate the percentage of arable land which in Germany is thirty-four point one percent and in North America it is 11 percent. Let's take the worst case scenario and conclude that only 10 percent of the available area within the walls could be used to grow crops and livestock, that still leaves us with about forty-five thousand square kilometers, almost ten times more than we need to the current population; in fact, with that amount of arable land you can support a population close to nine million people, imagine that's the population of Sweden again, has anyone taken the time to analyze the possibility of this spectacle actually taking place in Sweden?

Your Swedish banks tell us the truth about the attack on Titan and remind you of your home, the giant lord. Goodbody is wandering around invading their Swiss chalets, it's not a short story, there is more than enough space just inside the two inner walls to feed and house the surviving humans, even if 90% of the land is completely useless for agriculture, which leaves us in last place. certainly, no less important for repopulation, the old bow-chicka-bow-wow lights up some cheerful white because the breedHuman has to investigate somehow. I mean, it'll be pretty gross considering everyone will reek of bean soup according to census data, populations tend to grow. at about 1.1 percent per year, which means that if we plug in a basic exponential growth calculator we can determine that the population of nine hundred ninety thousand one hundred people will not reach nine million for another two hundred years, so even if only one tenth of the population the available land was arable, the walls could still sustain their population for at least another two hundred years, so yes, Eren Mikasa, Jaden Armin may intend to go out and risk their lives among the Giants who They fight the losing battle to claim their land in a neck. never at a time, but they really should have listened to this guy, if it was Erin's mother, the whole idea is just irresponsible, they have at least 200 years before they need to consider leaving the walls, the smartest move is just seal up and relax, hashtag wall and cold proof that sometimes being lazy is mathematically the right choice, but hey, that's just a theory.

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