Everything Wrong with Yu Gi Oh! Season 2Jun 08, 2021
Wow my videos are finally taking off maybe I could justify quitting my full time job which I hate let's see how much money I've made well at least my videos are popular enough maybe one day I'll finally be here and come back to browse this fucking train wreck making you sit through a 20+ minute episode of me rambling on a decade old anime let's start this shit off by laying down some ground rules now that they've introduced the sacrifice rule people can't anymore throw in your big Ass Boss Monster and then gloat over the main characters. I go to defeat myself and then they somehow defeat them two minutes later.
She literally just saw him a week ago. Your fate, huh Yugi, didn't you hear the demon voice when he said that your fate seems a bit suspicious? to the monologue about how tons of people are behind the puzzle and then after he asks you once you just turn it in wait a second and this scene shows the warehouse is fully lit but now that it's pitch dark and there's a spotlight where he did that light come from how did he make it so dark all of a sudden how did he get this dueling arena in this abandoned warehouse let alone get the electricity to turn it on Keith says he has to duel Yugi to take the Millennium Puzzle since is a rule set in stone by the Millennium Elements party but Bakura in
seasonone only took Pegasus Millennium Eye even though Yuki beat them they are there so infuriating that Yugi is such a fucking spanked bitch than anyone with a tone of voice stern can just convince him to do literally anything, but I've never fought a duel without you, even acknowledging the fact that Yami is the reason why he wins all these duels, there is only one player I know whose deck is full of machine cards, is it really? and the only person you're mine that could possibly have mechanical monsters it's not like they're an archetype anyone can use He actually doesn't like rusting machine type monsters even when mind controlled he can't stop bandit keith from cheating .
He has to destroy it if I can't have this puzzle. No, how did Marik think? prevent someone else from having it, he could put it back together, though he may take a lot of time, when does pakore have all this time to put up these signs so far from the warehouse? What exactly is Yugi hoping to achieve by reconstructing the puzzle? It's not going to keep the building from burning down, why don't you just stick the pipe in the hole and pull it out and beat it up like you ate it? Hide in the hole and you will fall down. i will not share my hospital food with you why would you want to share hospital food that is just garbage?
So in theory if they were playing on a steeper plane you would be able to see the tiles of what they were using and the sorcerer is a big mouth loser? compare to me what are you talking about Kaiba you're a dumb loser with a mouth it even sounds like you made me bury them in secret places but the letters were discovered why not just tear them up instead of going through all this trouble? i miss a filler episode some kind of duel dansgame my god yami its not all about dueling animation studios should really stick to monster fighting and not dancing either copyright on strike my videos never really understood how those two fused together make musician King the king of heavy metal.
He's not a monster despite how cool he actually is. Metamorphosis doesn't make you keep gaining attack points every turn. I'm really surprised that Kaiba makes a rule that actively hurts his dec. k, so now you can't just summon blue-eyed white dragon for free, you can't tribute summon monsters in face up defense position, you can only do that and attack and defend face down, it's basically a normal summon, destroy a dragon instantly. when he changes from defense mode to attack mode, the effect of dragon seekers is only when he is a normal summon or flips face up, not when he changes the battle position at the end, even yugi couldn't defeat the last dragon of blue eyes, the only reason you beat him Was because you threatened to commit suicide.
Don't you remember this? The only reason Kaiba hasn't lost yet is because the computer is too afraid to attack his face-down bluff card. The obelisk is a real effect. If you tribute the monsters, you could destroy them all. the monsters on your opponent's field now i'm just going to say this now that all god monsters have different effects in the show than in real life i understand they did this in order to give them a larger than life status , so I kind of want to l Let them slide, but in the end I'm going to be fair and criticize them for it.
I had a hard time making the old dueling record. It's the reason you lost. fucking murdered was the reason you lost but i might be remembering it
wronglife lessons kids never run down dark alleys poor kids again censoring joey getting beaten up boys high school actually deleted the whole scene where tristan finds to Joey in a bad mood on the beach and I have a heart to heart because Tristan punches him in the face later to get him out of it ah the original duel disc how did you screw up so many I included the kids cards myself.
He is too packed into the system and added himself. That's illegal. He calls himself a rare hunter. If you are trying to sneak into a gaming tournament. I am a deadly assassin, yes, mokuba, it's just as I planned. I definitely wasn't fooled and tried not to look like a retard. Those x-ray contacts will really come in handy when you're trying to pick an ash blossom. Cheat that drew that turning light strength actually requires four turns, not three, wow, I never thought the show would actually teach me about the importance of optimal deck building and ratios, what the heck are those moves?
Joey clearly showed that he knew how to tribute to bigger monsters when he fought the rare hunters in the alley, but he forgets the next day and then acts like he's never heard of this rule before, why does Joey just end his turn when it happens? Realize you can't summon Gil for free? another thing jesus christ MOCA he was such a terrible tournament organizer everyone is cheating and the only one who notices this is yugi don't fool me you've been cheating all this time what are you talking about? and one hundred points for each number it lands on, so if it lands on five, it only goes down by 500 points.
Jinzo now uses traps, doesn't increase his attack points each turn, no one is going to call Joey for that many two monsters in one turn, he's made of what just asks to be arrested, the spinner spiders effect actually It's based on rolling. a six-sided die you disappoint us as the earphone was so loud that even Joey can hear it I summon Obelisk the Tormentor Kaiba didn't read anything to summon obelisk and attacks in the first turn of the duel oh look at Shaq oh good old man four children felt the sharp objects kids can't see saws think about kids wait what the hell that's braun's winged dragon his hand and now the obelisk is also in his hand what to cut Kars is a really serious problem in real life so to stop this Konam now i have a rule where people have to wear sleeves if they are going to compete in an event the dark renewal requires you to control a spell caster monster but the mystic tomato is a plant type mystical guillotine which is actually a trap card called tragedy monster reborn is not a quick dish, so how did they activate both monster reborn at the same time?
People will still complain about the anime moving before the cards, but that won't stop me from pointing out cards that aren't real like the call of darkness in nightmare chains. I guess we haven't had any plot armor in the last few episodes so we have to meet our quota now. I don't really know how to talk about fake cards without making it sound redundant, but anti-magic arrows aren't even a shadow of a real thing. balanced his summoning magic power is available to both sides of the duel um that's not how the dark magic curtain works the kids hair looks like a mustache why does landstar's min guy make it sound a reckless parasite he's not a parasite parasite real? it's actually censored in america, this is what it looks like in japan where the bug is growing on someone's face similar to how it happens with monsters in the game, why can't you euthanize infected monsters? they are insect types, Konami man made the most of the random cards on the day, the monster that is even stronger than the big moth, everyone keeps saying that it is stronger than the big moth, but it is still weaker with the attack In addition, Joey would still take the damage even if his spell steals the opponent's Soldier monster.
The ant is not real. See, you can always tell when a card has been edited in the show or completely made up because they have a different art style than other cards. Ten monsters that you can only have. five I just shut the fuck up yugi when you fuse two monsters you have to wait one turn before you can attack no you don't have to wait a turn for the fusion monsters to attack revival jam requires you have to pay a thousand Life Points each time you want to revive it so theoretically if they used this rule this car would suck considering they only use 4000 hit points.
The rules state that you must sacrifice three slime tokens to summon your sole Egyptian god. How does Yami know that Marik needs three tributes to summon an Egyptian god? having the most powerful deck in duel monster while in theory having three egyptian god cards in your deck sounds great, how could you possibly summon them if they all require three tributes not to mention the fact that your deck is also based on three giant monsters that need two tributes each, that's 11 tributes in all, so theoretically if you had a hand of the three blue-eyed god cards and any random spells, how would you do anything? g you killed because you have four dead cards in your hand oh man i really didn't know a potter we did thanks for telling me the magic cylinder of a thousand times doesn't need to be combined with a wizard card for it to work i have timed my dragons to that the Egyptian god cards have 13 special abilities added in each episode.
The magic cylinder makes you take damage from your monsters' attacks, so Revival Jam wouldn't work in this situation. no matter how many turns it goes by and draw that many cards of course the only time i mentioned if they actually changed it for this plot to be relevant Kaiba you're scaring the poor little parasite kuriboh the parasites should have been flipped face up when they hatch so they The effect should still have come off Joey actually did something right for once even if he had no idea he did it, people myself included ridiculed Marik for being a dumb, shitty villain, but when you think about it, the bakura spirit is even worse than him im i have not used anything but a small wooden fishing boat which seems really inefficient to use mako alligator swordsman txt it is even written as if joey wrote it himself hey this mighty lizard man can swing his sword so fast it's more than the speed of sound Joey's got polymerization on his mallet here we go again with his underwater shit Joey do you realize that water is it's a hologram if you release the tornadoes nothing will happen to you power drain it's a trap card legendary spear fisherman is censored in america makos dad really died but four kids decide to change it because real life themes can't exist in the anime no sir why would you play a car that requires a tribute to attack?
In the middle of the battle you have just killed your panther warrior and yourself. Hey, you have to start a car to use the return of the damned shit. For once, to use the good card in the anime and now a few words from our sponsor. Damn, who put that in my video? How are those little puzzle pieces supposed to make up a map? where are the finals? After the third time Okubo was kidnapped, you'd think you only have him handcuffed to your right arm at all times that he's shown in the magic shadow box. The magic shadow box really means the bomb that will break the glass and make you fall down. to your death, who the hell do you think you're kidding for the kids? mask doll not real teamwork as well as you can rare hunters no thanks what happened last time you didn't team up Kaiba unless it's a card as a solemn warning you can't interrupt a normal summon the tribute should for having passed he couldn't activate the restriction mask you could make things worse than what you already have Yugi kaiba goes on to say it's not their fault that they can't tribute summon b but the fact that as soon as he tried to summon his god card they would have activated the restricted yugi skin going first doesn't change the fact that they still had a restricted set skin to start withgreat idea, just leave it to those useless characters on the show next to bakura, wait, magna warriors don't have special abilities from vanilla monsters magic card soul swap allowing me to sacrifice your 3 magnet warriors.
You can only tribute one of his monsters with soul swapping, so your plan doesn't really work. Kaiba, I'm sorry, oh, sick. The animation of Joey taking Marik's cards looks super weird to 'mr. Kaiba, someone at the pier, how the hell did you see that all the way there? Oh shit right Jackie I guess we're using good cards now are you kidding you expect me to believe the dice won them so easily I guess? I must have been a really stupid kid back in the day because it took me forever to realize that he was a smiley face.
This episode is so unrealistic that you expect me to believe that Joey has the mental capacity to fight the brainwashing of Egyptian dark magic wear. not a real card why did the red eyes look like they were melting in that shot? did i miss something you are now about to collapse beaten up look what i'm saying when i call Marik a dumb villain who doesn't think this is what yuki wants him to do and said go haha he didn't attack. I bet kim jeong-hoon would love to know about this invincible rocket mode wait we see all the ice going to the cup how was he as soon as he changed his shots now he's all over the table?
Tristan is a fool if he thinks that someone other than a main character would have six location cards, isn't he? I understand how anime works, man. I feel like a lot of these recent episodes have been stuffed with a lot of flashbacks. I feel like I'm watching Naruto again. I really don't care why they didn't use the original card art for me. or destruction instead of using whatever this is or kissing is meaningless sometimes after saying hello to my blue-eyed White Dragon self, why would you throw your most prized possession where there are only three in the world?
Don't tell a trap to redirect the effect on yourself, that would be stupid. I go face down and finish my turn in dubbing. The dynamite that is attached to the timer on top of the anchor has actually been removed. Why did you stand on it? save yugi why is yugi hurt? s still just a dual hologram based meteor destruction doesnt have a second effect also the duel is already over these life points have hit zero long before this how did joey get yugis monster to attack him? Sorry, but what part of the battle. phase is this joey practicing a bit for his role as caesar and the next shot of the ape movie you had 30 seconds to unlock yourself why are you still attached to this damn thing? i actually slapped Joey in the face watches as the show quickly cuts to a cut as soon as she starts walking towards him it immediately cuts to Joey holding his face like he's hurt not to mention a slap ok that's a cool way to showing a map man you could actually tell the cards are edited in this episode, because of the red mist, to be fair it must have been pretty hard to get the cards under the red mist, the shallow grave makes both players be special, a face down monster from your graveyard, how do a dragon and Medusa make a mammoth? scary skeleton chills down your spine chills down my spine oh no its not the skeleton of an extinct animal nothing but severe damage it only deals 300 per card half spiritualist while a cool name isnt a real card so this idiot she just wears this ring all the time big girl now jimmy no her name is joey how did a hologram pick her up?
Solid vision wasn't invented until arc V, you see Yugi and Bakura had these actual ancient items that have magical powers. Yugi's item is good but the chorus item is the bed listening to Joey explain the Millennium items is the most entertaining thing about this show so far wait a minute Doric Shrines and add hit points good fate board can't spell death the kids can't see a better word do it just say final C to keep my dark sanctuary card in play. I need to sacrifice a monster every time you don't have to sacrifice to keep the dark shrine alive.
You can't just take control of one of Yugi's monsters without him knowing. it doesn't see the flying ghosts enter them sangan's special effect allows me to draw one more captured after it has been sent to the graveyard san gain doesn't allow you to draw a car when it's destroyed allows you to search for a monster let's go with you' Ya I had him on the damn show during the Rebecca fight. I get it. It's a filler, but we're still going, so exile the wicked. Kill my kuriboh and his dark ghost. What happened to respecting all your monsters?
I have been talking in previous duels, is it okay now because you have to win? So if the spear that possesses you, these monsters are the dark shrines, they affect it, destroying the Corita with the spear and it wouldn't stop it because the dark shrine is still there. on the field, the cybernetic jar is drawn like a spell here trying to recreate the imagery of the Egyptian god monsters that has been unleashed by a dangerous force far beyond their comprehension, so drawing the gods cards makes them real if only the sketch on paper wo If I get divine power yeah Joey you shuffle that deck real hard you show her who's boss god I hate Taya's existence so much you don't understand she's so annoying and exists to explain things to the retards who watch this show or recap the episodes because this is a damn weekly cartoon like if she didn't speak in most of these scenes she wouldn't miss a thing she could still be a character but she's just a dump of information and it's very frustrating because I'm watching them in succession and I know what's going on you don't have to remind me and you don't have to explain what's going on literally every time someone does something it's also fucking infuriating that every couple of minutes something happens that he turns to yugi and says oh you like him bitch he's not even in this fucking episode.
I will not forget that his name is Yugi. oh my god he is the main character. in the trial of Anubis, the very ugly trial of Anubis is full of monster attack points, but they had to change it because otherwise Joy would have lost the duel right there. Now we are getting to the part where a lot of the egypt based trap and spell monster cards are not real, mostly just used by Odion marek himself,
everythingelse for the most part as of now is real, just use the
wrongeffect, this is our first introduction to trapping monsters from the east, which would later lead to one of my most favorite decks Paleozoic s-- silly burial send a monster from your deck to the grave, not from your hand to the opponent's grave, that's just dumb and it's not a fast spot either, so Joey couldn't have activated on Odion's turn, still wrong like last
season. but the grave robber is a trap and he only gets a spell from the graveyard not a monster so this whole game would actually be meaningless the cup of sealed souls and serket seal are not real so if you can make an exact copy of the old fakes gram cards that have the same power why not just make copies of the other two instead of using this stupid scheme to rule the world and then after doing that get the real ones now looking for once the enemy recognizes that Joey's deck is a bunch of combo crap doesn't fit well relying on a combo to win every time last season it was a baby dragon and a weather wizard and this season it was Jinzo and the dice or at least red eyes before he had Jinzo Surkhet only wins 500 attacks every time God where do they have the voice of a child from the audience?
It sounds like you are a hundred feet away from the mic and they are using the high school game mic for ps2. God, you can't resolve a monster's attack halfway. That's bullshit. Marik Odion literally already has the duel. you're making it play rah you lose the game nope there were difficulties early on with some of my weaker minions wait so you didn't actually make successful copies so why did you say it did it in the first place good job Marik fuck ? in the end you revealed our identity and got the only person who ever loved you killed, good job dude, okay, who's losing control with the stretch tool in photoshop?
Marik's face now in every scene. The failure of hate. anyone but you for him losing the duel making him play rah I guess we budgeted for the episode good job Joey literally every chance you get you ruin your relationship with me I know I guess Marik now gets a passing grade in the stupid anime villain look department oh god no this shit again has to get its fair share of work being the flashback machine for this episode where you going you need to know what happened to helping duelists during the middle of their duel results in a game loss , he is just normal someone the four faced beast can't just tribute it to summon the masked beast the same turn one has to wait if you wonder why after he activated the pot of greed which showed an indicator of Marik's hit points The dueling disc is because it's supposed to say draw but 4kids changed it for an unknown reason, look how the rod Mill ennium has the pointy end in this shot, but now it has a flat end in this scene in Odion's room, it's because for children. edit out the hidden dagger which is sheath and the tip of the staff because Marik is supposed to kill Odion in the scene but they cut it out because of course he can't have a murder on a kids show now if they could just get Terra out From the show I guess he completely forgot to mention that he has to get rid of the rest of his hand which requires at least one card but as you can see in this scene he has no cards left so he couldn't actually activate life of con, bring her back Mackey or why didn't you use the puzzle powers when you fought Bakura or Joey?
It seemed like they would be really useful in those situations. The arm of the grave is not real when one of my monsters attacks Mr. the price is only if the attack becomes zero I can't let the children see handcuffed in chains I have to make them bonds of light the dragon of the week the good Lord Caiaphas are creaming his pants waiting to see Robby summoned to read the ancient text written at the bottom of the card Why didn't Orion have to read this quote? Old text without quotes to invoke Rod. last duel. Wait what the hell that wasn't there two seconds ago.
Suddenly, there is an ancient text that no one has mentioned before. even though I beat him and should have won the duel, I guess we just can't have a B-character beat the main villain. Odion said in the duel before hearing Marik say the chant why does he need to translate it? how is a duel supposed to be suspenseful or entertaining when one of the opponents knows the outcome of
everythingin this duel? how dare you? insult my family, how dare you call my brother who has brainwashed thousands of people and killed six that we have seen on screen crazy?
I never shit in the past. The smashing card virus was soul P in a Japanese version. in the US version they change so the virus can be a trap just like it is in real life, so for once the US kids version was right. I really don't know who to blame for this, since in the original Japanese version the virus came and it was a spell, so the turn Kaiba draws plays like this, but in the American version to catch, which leads to the confusion of how he is using a trap on his first turn muga makes you s-- cards cards drawn by the effects are not the ones you get only during your normal draw phase, so the trade only allows you to use one of the opponent's monsters, so the whole Kaiba plan, I'm stealing all three, doesn't really work. yet, but it's even stated in the anime that the obelisk isn't supposed to be affected by spell cheats, so how is Kaiba forced to miss this?
He says that he won't be controlled, but he heard the millennium rod, which told him the way to win, so that doesn't count as being controlled. Marik actually kills his father with the hidden blade at the bottom of the Millennium Staff, as he has said before, but of course the scene was cut in the children's version. Multi destruction makes you put your hand on the bottom of your deck. skill no bitch you just summon the monster you didn't tell me what he does I won't change Ross's battle position to become summon them. The staff dragon seems to possess various special abilities that aren't even written on the car.
This scene exists to foreshadow all the bullshit Roz is going to do in the episodes to notice you, dummy. even good old Marik sounds like a jerk with no help from anyone except me with no help from anyone except me except Yugi andYami and the Shih szu and the obelisk we can't forget the millennium rod considering the fact that it beat me in the last duel if you guys made it this far. I really want to thank you for sitting down for over 20 minutes. I mean ramble on about a decade old anime. I'm not exactly sure how in a format. half is about Kaiba's brother and father and then the rest is actually chasing Marik so Marik episodes would be part B and then Kaiba's family part will be part one.
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