Everything Wrong with Yu Gi Oh! Season 2

Wow my videos are finally taking off, maybe I could justify quitting my full time job which I hate, let's see how much money I've made. Well at least my videos are popular enough, maybe one day I'll finally be here and come back. Browse this damn train wreck that makes you sit through a 20+ minute episode rambling on about a decade-old anime. Let's start this shit by laying down some ground rules now that they've introduced the sacrifice rule that people can't throw overboard anymore. boss monster ass and then gloat to the main characters saying I'll defeat me and then somehow they defeat them two minutes later Joey also got a deck upgrade but that's not saying much considering the last one, does Yugi really not remember what bandy Keith sounds like? ? literally saw it a week ago your destiny uh Yugi didn't you hear the demonic voice when he said your destiny seems a little suspicious?

I wouldn't be willing to hand over my Millennium Puzzle if I were you, you just had an internal monologue. about how there are tons of people behind the puzzle and then after he asks you once you just hand it to him he waits a second and this scene shows that the warehouse is completely lit but now it's completely dark and there are a spotlight, where did that light come from? comes from how he made it so dark all of a sudden, how he got this dueling arena into this abandoned warehouse let alone get the electricity to power it.

Keith says he has to beat Yugi in a duel to take the Millennium Puzzle, since it's a set of rules set in stone by the elements of the Millennium, but Bakura in the first

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just took the Millennium Eye from Pegasus even though Yuki beat them, they're so infuriating Yugi is such a fucking whipped bitch that anyone with a A stern tone of voice can convince him to do it. literally anything, but I've never fought a duel without you, you even acknowledge the fact that Yami is the reason he wins all these duels, I only know one player whose deck is full of machine cards, is it really the only person you know? re mine, which could possibly have machine monsters, it's not like they're an archetype that anyone can use, no, no, no, no, the only bandit, Keith would have us use machine monsters, hey machi, we use them to get back to do more things, I don't really like it. rusty machine type monsters even when you are mind controlled you can't stop the bandit Keith from cheating I have to destroy him if I can't have this puzzle no how did Marik think destroying the Millennium Puzzle would stop anyone else from having it?

You could put it back together although it may take a long time. When Pakore has all this time to put up these signs so far from the warehouse. What exactly is Yugi hoping to accomplish by piecing together the puzzle? He won't keep the building from burning down. Why not just stick the pipe in the hole and pull it out and beat it like you're fucking eaten? Hide in the hole and you will fall because Jesus Christ took you long enough. Cut it out, guys, I won't share my hospital. food with you, why would you want to share hospital food that is just garbage?

In theory, if they were playing on a more inclined plane, could you see the tiles of what they were using? And the sorcerer is a big-mouthed loser who can't compare. Him to me What are you talking about Kaiba? You're a dumb loser with a mouth. It even sounds like he made me bury them in secret places, but the letters were discovered. Why not just break them instead of going through all this trouble? Oh shit, did I get lost? a filler episode, some kind of dueling game, omg yami, it's not all about dueling, Animation Studios should really stick to fighting monsters and not dancing, copyright doesn't hit my videos either, never I really understood how those two combined make the musician King heavy metal.

I'm not a monster despite how cool it actually is, morphing doesn't make you keep gaining attack points every turn. I'm really surprised that Kaiba made a rule that actively damages his deck, so now he can't just summon the blue-eyed White Dragon. for free you can't summon tribute monsters in face up defense position, you can only do it and attack and defend face down, it's basically just a normal summon, it destroys a dragon instantly when it changes from defense mode to attack mode. The dragon seekers effect is only when it is a normal summon or flipped face up not when it changes battle position in the end not even Yugi could defeat the blue eyed supreme dragon the only reason you defeated him was because you threatened to commit suicide, don't you remember this?

The reason Kaiba hasn't lost yet is because the computer is too afraid to attack his face-down Bluff card obelisk. The actual effect is that if you pay homage to monsters, you could destroy all the monsters on your opponent's field. Now I'm just going to say. This now that all the god monsters have different effects in the show than in real life, I understand that they did this to give them a larger than life status so I want to let them slide but in the end I'm going to be fair and criticize them for That, I had a hard time making the old duel album, is the reason you lost.

I remember the fact that you kept throwing weak monsters, that Kaiba's huge monsters are making you kill, was the reason you lost, but it could. just remembering it

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life lessons kids never run down dark alleys poor kids do it again censoring Joey getting hit how does Tristan have a motorcycle? Isn't he supposed to be a freshman at the boys' high school? He actually cut the whole scene where Tristan finds Joey in a bad mood on the beach and I have a heart-to-heart because Tristan punches him in the face later to get him out of there.

Ah, the original duel disk, how you ruined so many kids' cards, including myself, is too packed into the system. and added that that's illegal, he calls himself a weird hunter if you're trying to sneak into a gaming tournament why would you put your name after the evil organization you're a part of? Hey guys, I'm a deadly assassin, yes, mokuba, it's just like me. planned Definitely not I just got tricked and tried not to look like a retard those x-ray contact lenses will be really useful when he tries to pluck an ash blossom he just played a trap card that brought out that light force it actually takes four turns, no three.

I never thought the program would actually teach me about the importance of optimal deck construction and ratios. What the hell are those moves? Joey clearly demonstrated that he knew how to pay tribute to the biggest monsters when he fought the rare hunters in the alley, but he still forgets the next day and then acts as if he had never heard this rule before. Why does Joey just end his turn when he realizes he can't summon Gil to free him? Couldn't he just do something else? Jesus Christ, MOCA was so terrible. tournament organizer that everyone is cheating and the only one who notices is Yugi, don't fool me, you've been cheating this whole time, what are you talking about?

But the skull dice only reduce him by a hundred points for every number he lands on. So if he lands on five, he's only down 500 points. The Cyber ​​Raider is even stronger than Landstar's sword. Mine Control is a spell card and only lasts one amp. Only allows Jinzo's owner to use cheats. increase your attack points each turn no one is going to call Joey for so many two monsters in one turn it is made of what just asks to be arrested the effect of roulette spiders is actually based on rolling a six-sided die , you disappoint us how?

The earpiece was so loud that even Joey can hear it. I summon Obelisk, the Tormentor. Kaiba did not read anything to summon Obelisk and attacks on the first turn of the duel. Oh look at Shaq, oh the good four kids had an idea about sharp objects. Kids can't see the saws, think about kids, wait, what the fuck is Braun's winged dragon in his hand and now the obelisk is in his hand too? Cutting Kars is a really serious problem in real life, so to stop this, Konami has a rule now. where people have to wear sleeves if they are going to compete in an event dark renewal requires you to control a spellcaster monster but mystical tomato is a plant type mystical guillotine is actually a trap card called tragedy monster reborn doesn't It's a quick dish, so how?

Did they both activate monster reborn at the same time? People will still complain about the anime moving before the cards, but that won't stop me from pointing out cards that aren't real, like the Sign of Darkness in Nightmare Chains. I guess we haven't. I had some plot armor in the last few episodes, so now we have to fulfill our quota. I don't really know how to talk about fake cards without making it seem redundant, but anti-magic arrows aren't real and no shadow balanced their magic summoning power. It's available for both sides of the duel, um, that's not how the magic dark curtain works, the kids' hair looks like a mustache, why does Landstar's min guy make that sound?

The reckless parasite is not a real parasite, the parasite is actually censored in the United States, this is what it looks like in Japan, where the insect is actually growing on someone's face, similar to how it happens with monsters In the game, why can't you sacrifice infected monsters? The parasite only makes the monsters insect-type, the man Konami took full advantage of. random cards in the past, the monster that is even stronger than the big moth, everyone keeps saying that it is stronger than the big moth, but it is still weaker with the extra attack. Joey would still take the damage even if his spell steals the opponent's soldier monster.

I don't see it, you can always tell when a card has been edited in the show or is completely made up because they have a different art style than other cards. Ten monsters, you can only have five. I just shut my mouth, Yugi. When you fuse two monsters, you must wait a turn before you can attack. No, you don't have to wait a turn for fusion monsters to attack. Revival Jam requires you to pay a thousand Life Points every time you want to revive it, so in theory if they used this rule, this car would be shit considering they only use 4000 life points.

The rules state that you must sacrifice three slime tokens to summon your single Egyptian God card. How does Yami know that Marik needs three tributes to summon an Egyptian god card? It's not like it was ever mentioned in the rules nor does Yami have a memory, so how would he know that from his past life, once I have all three, I will have the most powerful deck in dueling monsters while, in theory, Will I have three Egyptian god cards? your deck sounds really good, how could you summon them if they all require three tributes, not to mention the fact that your deck is also based on three giant monsters that require two tributes each, that's 11 tributes in total, so, in total Theory, if you had the three blue-eyed divine cards and any random spell in your hand, how would you do something?

You could just die because you have four Dead cards in your hand, oh man, I didn't really know a Potter we thanked. You for telling me a thousand times that the magic cylinder doesn't need to be combined with a wizard card for it to work. You have activated my dragons time so that the Egyptian god cards have 13 special abilities added in each episode. The magic cylinder makes you drink. damage from your monsters' attacks so that revive Jam would not work in this situation. Have you ever noticed how their decks never get any thinner no matter how many turns they go by and they draw that many cards of course the only time I mentioned if they actually change it to Make this plot relevant Kaiba you're scaring the poor little parasite Kuriboh .

The parasites should have been turned face up when they hatched, so the effect should still have activated. Joey actually did something right for once, even if he had no idea he did it, including myself. I ridicule Marik for being a dumb, shitty villain, but when you think about it, Bakura's spirit is even worse than him. I haven't used anything other than a small wooden fishing boat which seems really inefficient to use txt mako alligator swordsman it's even written like it was written by Joey. himself, hey, this powerful lizardman can swing his sword so fast that it's faster than the speed of sound.

Joey has polymerization on the shell of him. Here we go again with his underwater shit. Joey, do you realize that water is a hologram if it releases tornadoes? Nothing. It's going to happen to you energy drain is a trap card the legendary fisherman's spear is actually censored in the United States. Makos' father actually died, but four kids decide to change it because real life themes can't exist in anime, no sir, why would you play with a car? that requires a tribute to attack, it's so fuckinghorrible, Joey, you realize you can't activate equipment spells in the middle of battle, you just killed your Panther warrior and yourself, hey, you have to start a car to use the return of holy shit damned by a time. to use the good card in the anime and now a word from our sponsor, what the fuck was that?

Who put that in my video? How are those little puzzle pieces supposed to form a map? So what happens at the event if you beat six people? everyone has the same location card as you, you just don't get directions to where the finals are. You'd think that after the third time Okubo was kidnapped, you'd just have him handcuffed to your right arm at all times, shown in shadow magic. magic box shadow box really means the bomb that will break the glass causing you to fall to your death who the hell do you think you are kidding for kids?

Mask doll is not a real teamwork, best you can. Rare hunters, no. thank you, what happened last time you didn't work as a team, Kaiba, unless it's a card as a solemn warning, you can't interrupt a normal summon, the tribute should have passed, he couldn't activate the restriction mask, could you do stuff? worse than you already have Yugi Kaiba keeps saying that it's no one's fault that they can't summon tribute, but the fact that as soon as he tried to summon his god card they would have activated the mask of restricting Yugi going first doesn't change the fact that they still had a restriction mask set to start with a great idea, just leave it to those useless characters in the show next to Bakura, wait, the Magna Warriors don't have special soul exchange abilities with magic monster cards vanilla. which allows me to sacrifice your 3 magnetic warriors, you can only tribute one of their monsters with soul exchange, so your plan doesn't really work.

Kaiba, sorry oh sick, a recap episode. I guess I could skip this one and save some time. Is it me or did I do that? The animation of Joey taking Marik's cards looks super weird to Mr. Kaiba, someone on the dock, how the fuck did you see that all the way down there? Oh shit, right, Jackie. I guess we're using good cards now. Are you kidding? You're expecting me to believe that the dice defeat them so easily. I guess. I must have been a really stupid kid back in the day because it took me forever to realize it was a smiley face.

This episode is so unrealistic that you expect me to believe that Joey has the mental capacity to fight the brainwashing due to the wear and tear of Egyptian dark magic. it's not a real card why did the red eyes seem to melt in that shot? Did I miss something? Now he is about to collapse in defeat. See what I'm saying when I call Marik a dumb villain that he doesn't believe. that this is what Yuki wants me to do and said: haha, he didn't attack. I guess he doesn't have it in him, completely ignoring the fact that Yuki placed two cards face down.

The rocket warrior has no such thing as an invincible mode. I bet Kim Jeong-hoon would love to know about this invincible rocket mode. Wait, we see all the ice going into the cup. What was it like as soon as he changed his shots? Now it's all over the table. Tristan is a fool if he thinks anyone other than a main character would have six location cards, doesn't he understand how anime works? I feel like a lot of these recent episodes have been filled with flashbacks. I feel like I'm watching Naruto again. I don't really care why. not only did they use the original art of the card for me or destruction instead of using whatever this is or kisses are meaningless sometimes after saying hello to my blue eyed White Dragon car why would you throw your possession any more precious where?

There are only three in the world, you can't seem to make out a trap to redirect the effect on yourself, that would be stupid. I turned face down and finished my shift at dubbing. The dynamite that is connected to the timer above the anchor was actually removed. Because? Did you stay there? You are idiot? Unlock yourself and go save Yugi. Why is Yugi hurt? This is still just a hologram-based dual meteor destruction. It does not have a second effect. Besides, the duel is already over. These hit points reached zero much earlier. How did Joey get Yugi's monster to attack him?

Sorry, but where in the battle phase is Joey getting some practice in for his role as Caesar and the next plane in the Apes movie? You had 30 seconds to unblock yourself, why do you continue? attached to this damn thing I actually slapped Joey in the face, notice how the show quickly cuts away as soon as she starts walking towards him and then immediately cuts to Joey holding his face like he's hurt, not to mention a slap, OK? actually it's a really cool way to show the map man, you could really say the cards are edited in this episode because of the red mist.

To be fair, it must have been quite difficult to place the cards under the red mist. The shallow grave makes both players special a face-down monster from their graveyard. How does a dragon and Medusa make a mammoth skeleton? terrifying chills down your spine chills down my spine oh no it's not a skeleton of an extinct animal nothing but severe damage it only deals 300 per card spirit medium while a cool name isn't a real card so this idiot just carries this ring all the time, big girl now not Jimmy, his name is Joey, how did a hologram pick her up?

Solid vision wasn't invented until arc V. You see Yugi. and Bakura had these ancient and real objects that have magical powers. Yugi's item is cool, but the chorus item is the bed, listening to Joey explain the Millennium items is the most entertaining thing about this show so far, wait a minute. Doric shrines and add life points. The fate board can't spell death, the kids can't see a word better, just say final C to keep my Dark Sanctuary card in play. I need to sacrifice one monster at a time, you don't have to sacrifice yourself to maintain the darkness. living shrine you can't just take control of one of Yugi's monsters without him knowing doesn't he see the flying ghosts entering them?

Sangan's special effect allows me to draw one more trapped after being sent to the graveyard. Saint Gain won't let you. draw a car when it's destroyed allows you to search for a monster, come on, you already had it in the fucking show during the fight with Rebecca. I get it, it's filler, but we still go, so the evil exile ends my kuriboh and the dark ghost of him. What happened to respecting all your monsters? You're not throwing them aside and you've been talking about that in previous duels. Is it okay now because you have to win?

So, if the spear that possesses you, these monsters are the dark shrines, they affect it by destroying the. Corita with the spear and wouldn't stop him because the Dark Shrine is still on the field. Cyber ​​Jar is drawn like a spell here trying to recreate the images of the Egyptian god monsters. You have unleashed a dangerous force far beyond your understanding, so you draw. god cards make them real if i just sketch them on paper i would get divine power yes joey you shuffle that deck really hard you show her who is the boss god i hate taya's existence so much you don't understand she is so annoying and she exists to explain things to retards who watch this show or to recap episodes because this is a weekly fucking cartoon like if he didn't talk in most of these scenes nothing would be missing, he could still be a character but it's just a dump of information and it's very frustrating because I'm watching them in succession and I know what's going on, you don't have to remind me and you don't have to explain what's going on every time literally someone does something, it's also great.

It's fucking infuriating that something happens every two minutes. Kinda turns to Yugi and says, "Oh you like him bitch, he's not even in this damn episode. I'm not going to forget his name is Yugi, oh my god he's the main character, thanks for reminding me." Tenth damn time this episode, damn, why is the Earth judging Anubis? Judgment of Anubis is so ugly with full monster attack points, but they had to change it because otherwise Joy would have lost the duel right there. Now we're getting to the part where many of the traps, spells, and monster cards of Egyptian origin are not real, mainly just used by Odion Marek himself.

Everything else, for the most part, from now on is actually real, just using the

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effect. This is our first introduction to catching Eastern monsters. which would then lead to one of my favorite decks, Paleozoic: Dumb Burial sends a monster from your deck to the grave, not from your hand to the opponent's grave, that's just dumb and also not a quick spot, so What Joey couldn't. activated on odion's turn is still bad like last

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, but the grave robber is a trap and only gets a spell from the graveyard, not a monster, so this whole play would be useless, the cup of souls sealed and the Serket seal are not real.

So if you can make exact forged copies of the God Cards that have the same power, why not just make copies of the other two instead of following this stupid plan to rule the world and then after doing so, get the real, now search once? the enemy recognizes that Joey's deck is a bunch of crap that doesn't fit well depending on a combo to win every time last season it was the baby dragon and the time wizard and this season it was Jinzo and the dice or at least the red eyes before he arrived. Jinzo Surkhet only gains 500 attacks every time God, where do they get the kid's voice from the audience?

He sounds like he's a hundred feet away from the mic and they're using the high school mic for the ps2 game. God, you can't resolve a monster attack halfway, that's bullshit. Marik Odion literally has the duel you're already making him play rah you lose the game no there were difficulties at the beginning with some of my weaker servants wait so you didn't actually make successful copies so why did you say yes in the first place, good job Marik, you ended up screwing yourself by revealing our identity and got the only person who ever loved you killed, good job buddy, who's getting out of control with the expansion tool in Photoshop? / Marik's face now in every scene, the failure of odion, how?

Could you blame someone other than yourself for losing the duel, making him play rah? I guess we made a budget for the episode. Good job Joey, literally every chance you get you ruin your relationship with me. I guess Marik gets a passing grade now. in the stupid anime villain appearance department, oh god no, this shit again has to get his share of work from being the flashback machine for this episode you go to, you need to know what happened to helping the duelists during half of his grief. a loss of game, it's just someone normal, the four-faced beast, he can't just tribute it to summon the Masked Beast in the same turn, he has to wait one, if you're wondering why after he activated the pot of greed that showed a point of life.

Marik's duel disk gauge is because it's supposed to say draw but it was changed by 4kids for an unknown reason look how the Millennium rod has the pointy end in this shot but now has a flat end in this scene in the odion room is because for The Children they edit out the hidden dagger that is his sheaths and the tip of the staff because Marik is supposed to kill Odion in the scene but they cut it out because of course you can't have a murder on a kids show . Well, now if they could eliminate Terra. from the show I guess he forgot to mention that he has to get rid of the rest of his hand, which requires at least one card, but as you can see in this scene, he has no cards left, so he couldn't actually activate the life con , bring her back Mackey prays.

Why didn't you use the puzzle powers when you fought Bakura or Joey? They seemed to be really helpful in those situations. The serious arm is not real when one of my monsters attacks Mr. The price is only if the attack becomes zero. I can't let the children be handcuffed. The chains have to turn them into loops of light. Week. Good dragon. Lord Caiphas are the cream. His pants expect to see Robby summoned to read the ancient text written at the bottom. from the card, why didn't Orion have to read this ancient text in quotes to summon Rod in the last duel?

Wait, what the fuck wasn't there two seconds ago? Suddenly, there's an ancient text that no one has mentioned before, so the Americans still win. even though I beat him and should have won the duel, I guess we can't have a B character beat the main villain, I have to do it, you'll finally get to see how it works. Kaiba keeps saying that she needs to know what Rod does, but Odion said in the duel before hearing Marik say the chant, why does she need to translate it? How is a duel supposed to be entertaining or suspenseful?when one of the opponents knows the outcome of

everything

in this duel?

How dare you insult me? family, how dare you call my brother crazy who has brainwashed thousands of people and killed six that we have seen on screen? I never shit in the past, the crush card virus was soul P in a Japanese version, the virus cannon is a spell card, but in the American version it changes so that the virus can be a trap like it is in real life, so for once the American children's version was right. I don't really know who to blame for this, since in the original Japanese version the virus arrived. and it was a spell, so the turn Kaiba draws, he plays it like this, but in the US version to trap, that causes confusion about how he's using a trap on his first turn, muga makes us: cards drawn by effect, not the ones you get only during your normal draw phase, so trading only allows you to use one of the opponent's monsters, so Kaiba's whole plan, I'm drawing all three, doesn't really work, how is he stocking up?

Effect your cheat team? You haven't activated it yet. but it's even said in the anime that the obelisk is supposed to be unaffected by spelling cheats, so how is Kaiba forced to lose? He says that he will not be controlled, but he heard the Millennium rod that told him the way to win. He doesn't count as if he is controlled. Marik actually kills his father with the sword hidden at the bottom of the Millennium Rod, as he said before, but of course the scene was cut in the children's version. Multiple Destruction has you put your hand on the bottom of your deck.

I mentioned my new monsters special ability, no bitch you just summon the monster, you didn't tell me what he does. I wonder if they did the whole you're losing your body with your hit points thing to save budget and not have to do it. draw the characters, you can't change Ross's battle position to make him spin, summon them, the rod dragon seems to possess several special abilities that aren't even written on the car, this scene exists to foreshadow all the jerks Roz is going to do in the episodes. become wise, fool, even good Marik sounds like an idiot with no help from anyone but myself without help from anyone but me except Yugi and Yami and the Shih szu and the obelisk we can't forget the Millennium Rod considering the fact That I won the last duel if you made it this far I really want to thank you for sitting for more than 20 minutes.

I mean rambling on about a decade old anime, I'm not exactly sure how in a format the season 3 episode I'm considering maybe splitting into. two parts considering half is about Kaiba's brother and father and then the rest is actually chasing Marik, so the Marik episodes would be part B and then Kaiba's family part will be part A. Should you leave a comment below and tell me what you think? Subscribe for more updates and follow me on Twitch and Twitter. see you in season 3