Everything Wrong With Ender's Game In 16 Minutes Or Less

47 seconds of philosophical reading of the logos from 50 years ago. It was only thanks to the sacrifice of our greatest commander that we avoided total annihilation. It was always known as the Randy Quaid maneuver. Furthermore, his only ship crashed into that ship and the battle ended if so. It's not like it's water or germs, we really underestimate the aliens who have conquered space travel, don't we? I'm one of those amazing recruits because if you're not, we're talking about a very short movie, I'm not going to tell you he's the one. by having either one, you miscalculated your trajectory in relation to the incoming asteroid, don't lecture me Wiggin, a minute ago we were told that this program recruits the smartest kids, so what did they see in this typical bully of cliché movie if plastic appears in this?

What I'm missing is that my bones hurt a little. What does the end of the

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mean? Enders'

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tells him it won't hurt when it clearly will. I know they want to see how he will respond if they kick him off the show by lying to him about. The pain of this procedure, come on, you find out within a minute that the two bosses are watching all this happen and not stopping it even though someone definitely could have been killed. They all still have monitors, which means someone is getting a good look at you. I thought you had to be smart to get into school and that we would get in trouble for this, but he shouldn't, he should get a medal that mom and dad spent all that money on. in a third he now he's on the show too.

I've read the book, so I know the third one has derogatory connotations, probably to the point that polite society calls it the T-word, but I'll be damned if this movie ever explains it, I mean, if you really wanted to stop what It was happening. Couldn't you have just broken one or more of those glass panels in the door? Also, this movie is seven

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long and so far it's 80% butt-beating. Please state your name, you mean they couldn't call, the first final step in our evaluation is always to see what happens when the monitors are removed, okay, I should end this by saying with admiration and your son almost kicked the guy to death , that's not what he did, that's why you did it, it was a tactical strategy to stop future attacks, so you must have been really sure that the stalkers would confront him afterwards to get that information, huh?

You have a few hours to make that determination before he goes home and you. I can't keep track of it anymore and it's almost like Harrison Ford took his Branch Rickey character from '42 and just continued it here. He wants the guy who has the guts not to fight back. The eyes of others see the last person aboard this ship. It is not like this. he was drafted while all these other races we're waiting for put him outside my control. This is the most egregious example yet of the lateness problem in Hollywood scripts. There is no relationship of authority between these two and there are literally no consequences for lateness just meaning

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chatter to fill the time and what kind of name is that what is your name names bean your name is bean and you had the audacity to mock him from someone else's name you broadcast you can fuck God you suck society has solar panel launch rockets and genetic prediction abilities plus zero gravity why would battle school take place in space?

Why can't you train these fools on earth and even simulate zero gravity with your future technology? vomit antigravity anti grab a vomit there is only one child in this release with any brains so far and that is Indra Wiggin this is what the military refers to as painting the target as if the isolation can never be broken they should never believe that someone will help them why does their neo commander need to be isolated? literally guessing but passing it off as fact considering you've never done what you're trying to do oh look he's a smart idiot while I understand they're reacting this way because Harrison Ford pointed out a number, don't all these kids know? pain of being bullied because of his intellect which they challenge much like he was, don't they know

everything

is a test right now?

I don't have to ask to be at the door, say your name, Andrew Wiggins, so they left it last. bunk next to the door, but somehow saying his name in the voiceprint on this bunk unlocks it and

everything

inside the lockers will fit perfectly, but if you're looking for a shoulder to cry on, use a pillow. Looks like a joke? No, all of these are already in some kind of military academy before they got here. This is not a training camp. They know better if they find you in an area not designated for your g

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. I will do it personally.

North Carolina. Welcome to battle school a great responsibility rests upon each of you and comes with great power oh wait get up tonight the children in battle school are subject to the beginning of

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s game. There's also this video of the guy blowing himself up edited like a Hollywood movie. They find broadcasts from everywhere like the people who made Chronicle did, let's move it damn, you have ten nights, ten

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is barely enough time to wake up. I know this is some kind of army or whatever, but throughout the movie they keep waking up. people up ten minutes before important about ninety percent of a frontal ship if you're going to go ninety percent why stop there? you need to let air in if you are going to leave part open presumably for air to get in why not just protect? eyes and call it a day as if they were an insect that we must squash under our feet.

I just realized that this movie is a lot like Starship Troopers or that Starship Troopers is a lot like this book or something, I'm not sure that exists. ass here but I'll have one just to make sure this is awesome I can't move at all now it sounds great you're flapping around like a bunch of drunk ducks sergeant explains the game yeah let's insult the recruits before you give them to them If you have any idea what what was going on, you get a point for hitting a limb sick for some of that and this game will somehow prepare you to pilot massive space warships against other massive warships, just do it man, yeah I know.

Looking at leadership and tactics, but there are still many easier ways to look at that sort of thing, if either side manages to get a cadet through the enemy gate unscathed, that army will win regard

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of the points already scored, so it's like the snitch in Quidditch and makes everything else you do. A big essentially useless game, dear Valentine, so this is the battle school email and no one adequately explains how Mazer Rackham actually defeated the entire fleet. It would be awesome on cinesins and it's kind of crazy that this incomplete story has gotten so much traction over the years without a huge amount of people questioning it, wait a minute, you didn't manage to make a friend when they were in the anti-gravity chamber or ago wait a minute, is this something that nerds showed to other nerds?

Sorry, they're on lockdown now, all communication is being temporarily held, this seems like something they would have told you like on day one what's the benefit of not telling them? I feel like the stage was set so Harrison Ford could get the mandate from him. They will certainly see me and I will fulfill his contract. You will never say hello. You push. up shadow shadow we only have three passing scores on the deep space navigation test now the problem was simple. I'm confused as to how these other smart kids got into the program if they couldn't solve this simple problem if they made it through the first one.

The training part is so difficult to enter the battle school, how three people pass this test. I mean, seriously, this is the kind of thing that threatens the credibility of an entire movie when idiots like this can get into an elite school that the movie has worked so hard for. to tell us that it is impossible to enter into that occasional rest in whose fist sent. I love how this classroom apparently has an anonymous class-wide chat app running on all of these computers. She is working on his plan to make him a leader by reprimanding him, punishing him and blocking his emails home is working, yes everyone lights up now and the glow is still great, welcome to games and recreations.

Jesus, don't they have headphones at battle school? Holy Christ, that's horrible, why would a game developer in a game where your actions are supposed to be? to choose one of the two cups, even programming in a button combination to allow this. Wasn't there an option to just eat the cheese? I'm sorry, but you can't play baseball like that. Any type of well-hit ball will hit the ceiling immediately and Later we found out that the battle room is open 24/7, why not play this game and the amazing anti-gravity chamber? Since no one running the ship cares what you do with your free time, plus Bonza must have thrown some pretty fast ball for Dink to be like that.

We're late and we're going straight to the end. Who constantly makes dramatic entrances in this movie. Quick study. I can be clear. I intend to exchange you as soon as possible. although he is still just a cadet, but as a cadet he can immediately exchange another cadet, the boss is personally assigned to his squad, is it like a sign and trade type of agreement? Is he worried about the salary cap? I think how he got in. The team's custom uniform arrived here before him. He played the game. They decided to promote him and he walks directly here.

The uniform department here deserves a sentence about how specific they are. Why does she do this? Yeah, she maybe she's just trying. be nice to the newbie or she likes him, but since Bonzo told her not to do anything when they enter the chamber, what's the point of her practice? Does he know that Enders will be the special one who defeats Lord? Don't you practice with her? You actually don't practice anything, I realize you need an antagonist in a movie, but this guy's bully boner is absurdly big, that's the Dirk Diggler of bully erections, wake me up, have a horse battle with a leopard in ten minutes, ten minutes, I grant you the The fact that salamanders are predatory animals, but they don't exactly strike fear into me when I hear their names, are you telling me that this hyper-violent society that fosters violent cadets will end in a salamander like airplane mascot for which movie will send this? us, but what an extraordinarily stupid maneuver this is.

I mean, your solution is to make a big target where the opposing team doesn't have to be as precise when shooting. I mean, this movie isn't well-loved or anything, but it's stuff like this. That made it acceptable. I would shoot action scenes this smart using real thoughts and tactics in over 99% of the action scenes I see in movies today, but also a shoot with a girl and suddenly he's spinning the spacesuit. Jesus with the shooting and also the salamander team. I was like 22 and the only reason they're losing now is to give Endor a reason to show up and the only reason the movie gave them an incredibly perfect winning record is to somehow justify the bully's boner when I was watching the action that up close from there you can't see anything from there why not use video monitors instead of glass windows far away?

Could she still love him? Somehow all the adults in this place let it happen and spy on everyone all the time with cameras. I'm getting a little tired of how willfully ignorant these adults are about the bullying that happens at this Academy. Hi, she looks nothing like Abigail Breslin. A substitute video game for a dream sequence where we will surely see Voldemort at some point. Yes, I confirmed that his psycho brother does not end up in the game. It obviously feels so psychologically that the only reason the game does this, as we later learn, is because the stupid aliens are trying to use telepathy to communicate with it.

A video game that does this is impossible, so the scene of this is that she casually chalks it up to a psychological sting instead of a fucking miracle, software is better. We've only seen him in the battle room for official matches once, however, we've spent a lot of time in a stupid. video game in which a white walker makes her drink poison and her brother is still a jerk. Would you make a habit of annoying your commander? Their commander actually doesn't have the habit of being a dick dragon army. I've probably never heard of a dragon army.

I discontinued the name four years ago no dragon army won. I mean, have you ever given those uniforms to someone who could win a battle? Is it because you are superstitious about the army ofdragons or why you never gave those uniforms to people who could succeed you? I know the Red Sox and Cubs operated like this for 486 and 108 years before they realized there was no curse, just teams that weren't capable of winning, sir, because we already have the uniforms. You, the Harrison Ford character, whose name I refuse to learn. Those uniforms. You can't possibly fit everyone on whatever team you're putting together, stop trying to hide the fact that this facility has the fastest, most capable seamstresses in the world operating under a dark secret.

You can't be expected to think everything in this army. Can I be wow, isn't it so surprising that these misfits who put up with it turned out to be people he knew from his training team, but his best friends, even an amazing ankle friend? Well, whatever gets Hailee Steinfeld to join my team is a good thing, but I hope that ankle is okay damn, it looks like it hurts, you know, if you get under a sheet in this window, you don't have to wake it up with moonlight and sunlight every 45 minutes, let's see how they fold the formation, what kind of logic is it that this is your The first game is Dragon Army, right, they don't know what to expect at all, but they surely think that You know some formations, since that's part of the game.

We must attack it and crush it. Yes, we maintain our positions. He has to come to us. Not according to the rules of the game, it is a points-based game unless someone breaches the other side's landscape, otherwise your points are based on shots to the legs and torso. I was paying attention and his team shot 12 of your soldiers and you shot one of their other point wins with all these kids getting hit at once and becoming mobile, they could still hold their positions in this salamander formation 122 games in a row and after this match dragon goes to first place why even in second place did they make the chopping move every time they played?

Before this, I mean, yeah, we saw them training briefly a few minutes ago, I guess, but if they were in real competitions, I'm not saying put cameras in the showers. I'm just saying that this facility has live video surveillance of its cadets, but somehow. every intimidation and beating happens without interference my father trained horses I have raised yearlings since I was five I know a thoroughbred because children and horses are very similar, although I have had many fights and that is only in the last hour training starts tomorrow first thing in the morning I'm confused as to what we've been doing so far sergeant tap.

I'll show you his rooms because he's the guy you and the audience are familiar with. He's really the only guy we're with. He has to do whatever work he doesn't do, Mr. Flashy. I've already seen this. I want to know what happens next. Oh, come on, you're a smart kid. You know me as Rackham. I didn't drag you into the video room to show. you, same video, this is the director's cut after the explosion, of course, everything was incredibly still and I wrote the Independence Day script on the way down, then they started falling from the sky, oh yeah, there's no not even close to any of the thousands of ships that should have done so.

It crashed into me like a bad Dave Matthews Band concert What animal are the Formics most often compared to dancing that has a cruel nature, so the aliens have a hive mentality and that's why they all died after that a maser killed the Queen? It seems like such an advanced species. I don't have such a glaring weakness in her defense, but that's how you make killing aliens when you shouldn't have a chance in hell easy indy500 Petra is trying to trick why when did they train her? That seems like a healthy coincidence to me. Drones give me hyperbolic formations with displacements of 90 degrees.

Okay, since when do all these people know everything there is to know about this simulation? The last time we saw Ender he was conquering a futuristic version of laser tag and learning basic military strategies, but now in Suddenly, he and his friends know all the capabilities of this thing. Maybe I missed a training montage. How can they be effective if they don't sleep? Lack of sleep is part of your training. I'm not sure that really comes into play. the question of one more simulation and I may have to go to war what happens when it's no longer a game the real war is different or stupid what if you could talk to us? they can't talk hailee steinfeld why empathy to think like this nothing she's done so far proves this but whatever it is she's suddenly fast approaching the climax of the movie neezy sir it's graduation day why Would you wake up your most valuable recruits this way?

Why not just give them some time and let them set an alarm? What is it? with this movie and waking people up moments before important events, well that happened, I have no idea what it was, but it happened, he's abandoning his entire fleet, he's in command, there's nothing stopping him, regardless of the reveal that we are about to get, is absolutely stunning. the people in charge do not approach Ender during this maneuver, this is betting the entire fleet on something they know but Ender does not know. Also, is there any indication why they needed kids to do this and even if they thought kids were better? suitable because of its video game capabilities or whatever, why were there restrictions on having a third test?

It seems that a society that relies on children running the military would ask parents to have as many children as possible. Here is Ben Kingsley's phone, a screenshot of Distinctive Body Ring, you have won all future battles by destroying them. See, this is where the movie fails. If you read the book and know how the story ends, then the whole movie is a lot and you know it and you can't help but stay. to actually experience and enjoy the race, it's the rare example where the twist from the books is so great that the movie ends up being made exclusively for people who never read the book, but that being said, it's a great revelation, this one should be one of the biggest revelations regardless of the medium, so we'll cut a nickel.

Comics access the game for me. Your thoughts. My dreams, all mixed up. Yes, because I know that Ender is special, but there is no reason to think that they knew about him and never tried it with others. candidates because Viola Davis told us that those images had never appeared in the game before and if what they were trying to communicate, why did they do it with a mix of dreamlike images to the point that she couldn't discern a real message? Okay, okay, maybe. It was a first Rana and they needed to fix the problems and then the humans killed the game before Ender could go any further.

It seems like telepathic communication should work in a confusing video game that mixes up the message. Oh, a format that Queen left on this planet. After all, the other formats retreated to another planet and managed to live long enough to keep a future Queen and the survival of the species intact, and fortunately, they discovered a child who could interpret the video game sequence as deus ex Formica communication. It was only through the sacrifice of our greatest commander that we avoided total annihilation. You chose one very well. Thank you. Smile. Squeeze it. Spin it. What's

wrong

with this country.

My money. You taught me that evil defense contractors had it. Noble causes. Politicians are not bought and sold like If they were personal property our problems multiplied you are the weakest link come back I think you will find one smiling I can think of 32.3 three repeating of course percentage of survival I'm all better and normally we already do it guys, the matter of the Genesis effect is reorganized with life generating results