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Everything Wrong With The Entire Harry Potter Franchise

Nov 15, 2021
The special effects budget has already been spent. Better use the shadows. Dumbledore leaves Harry with his senior relatives knowing full well that they will abuse and mistreat him for years to come. There's not a Harry Potter scar on this imposter, baby. snakes don't have eyelids the movie hits the bankers or the trolls symbolism a little too much on the nose hey they said an owl a cat or a toad but no one said your magical animal could be a rat hermione isn't sexy old yet

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it changes sides of the table in a matter of seconds, so Hogwarts is basically a death trap turned co-ed dorm for 11-year-olds.
everything wrong with the entire harry potter franchise
Harry takes notes on poetic couplets. Snape takes points away from Gryffindor because a little boy who just found out he's a wizard like A Day Ago doesn't know all the answers to wizard questions. Snape is a jerk. You wouldn't leave a group of 11-year-olds alone like that, wizards or not. The stairs change randomly at the same time. convenient for the plot you're saying it

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hey bossypants he said it right that's right it was draco who said it

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you scold why are they running from a cat ron is mouthing the lines i could sing they can't wave a wand and give a kid a respectable teeth hermione runs around the giant quidditch pitch in 30 seconds why can't the teachers use their magic to decorate for christmas so hagrid doesn't have to do as much manual labor even they do? he can use magic to decorate the tree the restricted section of the library is not very restricted the use of the flashlight does not negate the benefits of the invisibility cloak exactly how tall

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is supposed to be i trust you now realize what i mean let me give you a hint wait i realize or need a hint where i'm supposed to go you didn't give me a letter no wait they get in trouble for being out late at night hanging out with hagrid and his punishment is to hang out late in the night with hagrid al so the punishment is to take four young students by force so dangerous they have rules about students going there ron hermione you will come with me and then they will separate them friend you are a wizard try a little magic maybe or throw a stick tell me again, why do people support harry? harry's glasses don't even need glasses all the time where is harry's scar tonight when it's too late and the bad guy is already there dealers spell amazing total make sure you don't use it again especially on bad guys this camera angle is it's not appropriate, don't worry ron, he'll be gone in a minute, so the bad guy who beat them here just left the key behind.
everything wrong with the entire harry potter franchise

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I really don't think that should have hurt him that much. you are a great magician, listen, if i was such a good magician, i would have performed at least one spell in this movie. Does the book explain how the Philosopher's Stone ends up in Harry's pocket? Because the movie is all about you, just one person who wanted to find the stone. but i didn't use it i would be able to get it that's nice but it still doesn't explain how the stone ended up in his pocket face of death honestly i'm a little bit with malfoy here slytherin is getting screwed why kids in ravenclaw and hufflepuff are throwing their hats in the air like they want something oh i'm going to miss you too boy now run back to your abusive family i can't let you out i can't use magic outside of school harry tells hedwig she can't use magic to open the cage and let him go out but there's a key in the lock a key is turning magic wait how do you know my friends haven't been texting me? a house elf like dobby leaves the house so often to steal letters from harry's friends he's been wandering outside catching owls out of the air and why did he even bring these letters with him in the first place if he wanted to keep harry from hogwarts, why please stop. the company downstairs could hear dobby when he hit his head on the drawers earlier, but he can't hear anything as harry and dobby ran downstairs. i woke up just in time to see if you guessed it magic ron fred george thanks for calling roll harry yes ron fred and george are home but so are a whole host of other weasleys so where are they on this gps system that does it work in the ministry? of magic harry and ron had a whole year to get to know each other and ron's dad's job never came up and who are you really one of the most famous wizards in all the land and arthur weasley who works with the government hasn't even done it much he's seen a picture of harry this lot won't be cheap mom is there any reason this family full of magic wizards still have to be poor like they can't use a textbook creating spells or something?
everything wrong with the entire harry potter franchise
I mean, we have pots and pans that clean themselves. Here, people, what could this family need money for? There's even a spell to fix the lens of your glasses diagonally. somewhere else, sure, but it's utterly stupid for me to mispronounce it like this. Harry ends up accidentally being sent to a place where he can hear Malfoy being evil. No, please hurry up. this run across the brick is cute and all but honestly we're supposed to believe no muggle ever sees this and scare the scout who calls 999 to report the red headed kids that they just completely evaporated in general daylight like for example these muggles here clearly seeing harry and ron's failed attempt to get through the brick what are you doing what you've never seen a bunch of kids get through the brick before the invisibility booster must be faulty ? it can go bad like windshield wipers or air conditioning this car doesn't dent or squish at all now you can tell me it's a magic car and it can't be damaged but then i'll tell you the car only crashed because it got damaged somehow oh now the tree may dent the car i know they had a brief fling with the tree but why did they arrive so much later than the students who were on the train that went on here and presumably arrived at the same time all in this movie they carry with them and expose incriminating elements in this story in this shot there are open panels everywhere in this greenhouse, including a huge bean stalk or something sticking out of it, but then w When the camera actually goes down into the greenhouse, none of the panels it's a mandrake or an open mandrake so wait, one mandrake scream makes the whole class put their hands over their ears while wearing earmuffs but 30 mandrakes shouting at the same time doesn't bother Ron. that your own man this kid has the best eyesight and unnecessary exposition skills of any wizard at hogwarts how he recognized the iran owl from this distance and where did this owl come from anyway i dont quite understand if you are lockhart and you are a very author You've been known to have women all over you and you're that vain, why would you take a low-paying job teaching at Hogwarts?
everything wrong with the entire harry potter franchise
How can teachers come in and ask students questions about themselves without it coming out in the teacher being reprimanded? ping me to reply to my fan mail i wonder if this almost three hour movie will have time to explain how vayne lockhart is great scott no wonder look how long we've been here almost four hours okay harry was in custody with lockhart for four hours and then goes out late at night conveniently meets his two friends and then bam all the kids in the whole school run into the scene at that exact moment does Mcgonagall write backwards on the blackboard to make learning easier? an even bigger challenge for your students? we'll be transforming animals into goblets of water, oh another super useful spell which is something you probably need every day, the air alone might just open the chamber and unleash the horror within and in doing so purge the school of all those in Slytherin View weren't worthy of studying magic like Filch's cat, why would the school allow Ron to continue performing magic with this wand?
Seems like it would be a danger to him and everyone around him and why doesn't a school full of magical items have like a spare wand somewhere that this poor bastard can use come on hermione ron and haggards go from the stands to the field in seven seconds too thank god hermione is the only alert responsible person in the whole school no one ever comes in why myrtle moaning how incredibly convenient for our heroes and how terribly inconvenient for all the girls in school to have their bathroom options reduced john it flies off but then it magically returns to lockhart's hand after he lands and we all know lockhart doesn't know enough magic to pull that trick which is bad if he hadn't told that snake not to attack justice yeah no there was absolutely no one that could have stopped that snake from attacking justin i mean no one would have done you any good slipping you are wrong i have a feeling ation that slytherin needs to rebrand i mean

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about slytherin is evil all evil kids go here if they send you to slythe rin the school basically says you are a bad kid have fun being a head the snake monster on camera of the secrets must be waiting weeks between victims we had the cat then the kid in the picture then the dark haired guy and it's christmas isn't he on some kind of crusade to kill all the mudbloods man he sure is a lucky there's a time and place to catch Crab and Goyle walking alone in the hallways and trick them with a floating cupcake bait, this super complicated potion that took a month to create apparently doesn't need to be measured or administered in any specific amount follow a the spiders hagrid tells the kids to go to the dark forest he surely knows he has a bunch of ravenous spiders waiting to kill them and so hagrid never he opened the chamber of secrets to clear his name the defense calls the stand this giant spider will clear it up i believe in magic cars with invisibility buttons i really believe but i don't believe in a magic car that somehow knows its owner is in danger and she comes roaring in to save the day oh come on she's been here for weeks but not a doctor or nurse or teacher checked to see if she had a big crumpled piece of paper in her hand but it kills to look at people in the eyes. why no one is dead because no one looked into his eyes colin saw it through his camera justin must have seen the basilisk almost upside down a snake and hermione had the mirror mrs norris there was water on the floor that night this is the most joint From convenient and more fortunate circumstances for numerous characters to defy death, the spiders flee before this page about the basilisk makes it clear that cockcrow can kill it, but instead of seeing that important information, Harry focuses on the spider flea and ends up going into the chamber of secrets completely no rooster also why were the spiders running out of hagrid's hut there where the basilisk was during that show who is the monster that took minerva ginny weasley h?
How does she know which student was taken? The message only says that she does not mention a name. Well, I have to say that when I took the job, it's completely illogical that Dumbledore would have hired a clumsy and useless wizard like Lockhart to be any kind of teacher at Hogwarts. wait here and try to move some of this rock so we can get back through ron doesn't have the wand or arms to move substantial amounts of rock from this pile how does a memory generated from a diary capture harry's wish and if you can do it?
So why doesn't he do something else to Harry that might have made killing him easier? So how did the fox, the phoenix, get past the place where the rocks collapsed and blocked the way? the tongue to open the door clearly closes behind him the main character stumbles and falls while running away from the evil jenny cliché you need to get out follow the camera and you will find the evil trapped behind a fallen rock wall that you cannot pass stop there and wait for further instructions, you must have shown me true loyalty in the chamber, nothing more than that could have called you forks, well it's either that or the convenient narrative, why would malfoy bring dobby up in this anger?
He visits Dumbledore's office, so the rule is that the house's health is released when the master presents him with clothes. Is this really presenting clothes to Dobby? Malfoy has to specify every time he gives Dobby a basket of clothes. Now, these are not your clothes, Dobby. they are for cleaning this is all accidental without the knowledge of the master this rule and loophole are stupid i know we want to have a good furry dobby sage moment here at the end but was lucius malfoy seriously about to use the curse of death in harry right out here? dumbledore's office all exams have been canceled you didn't learn anything anyway disney clap slow cliche ending bye bye dumbledore i hope you don't look and sound completely different next time it's time i got a look at you now let's take a look at how remiss you is this school after filter cat is petrified dumbledore says he strongly recommends cautionat this point there should at least be some tightened security and possibly some education on petrification now Jimmy Olsen from school is petrified Dumbledore now says the students are in great danger tell them Hogwarts is no longer safe as we fear, the chamber of secrets has been opened again the answer let's teach students self defense techniques but not against some possible monster that might know something like i don't know petrification but against each other and using this silly Lockhart that in By now everyone knows he's a fraud and of course they don't learn anything except that Harry can speak Parseltongue the school forgets about that decree it's not safe anymore no one patrols the halls apparently voldemort can only guide jenny weasley through the halls of the school petrifying cats and wizards and painting messages with blood and there's not a single person to witness it now

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is back to normal and this boy sim simply petrified dumbledore knows it's not

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now there have been three incidents but still no evacuation of the school and still no extra security gryffindor house is ransacked and who goes to neville is doing well he goes to harry because no adults here seems to give about anything i mean they were about to play quidditch again and there's a monster crawling around the school but it's canceled because hermione is now petrified so now a cat and three people have been petrified and the school stays open and no kids are scared in the whole school and they're just casually sitting in their dorm rooms not a care in the world, then there's this new ridiculous set of rules coming out, come home at six, okay, whatever , but each student will be accompanied by a teacher to each lesson sorry no way that happens did you see how many teachers are in this school? as soon as mcgonagall makes an announcement that the students are to go back to their dorms and all the teachers go up to the second floor hallway where they can see the new message do you see how many people show up?
There are six of them, including a dwarf and this rascal. We find out that the monster took Jenny Weasley and only now does McGonagall say students. he must be sent home i'm afraid this is the end of hogwarts they forget about all that once lockhart shows up telling him he finally has a chance to kill the beast knowing full well he doesn't have the ability it's an evacuation order of course No, they keep sending Harry back to live with abusive people for the summer. How is Harry doing this? He didn't draw a wand, he didn't utter any spell names, so why does he ever have to use that when he can silently? if a person who doesn't like him swells up and floats away, it's quite convenient for the magic buff to literally show up right when Harry is about to have a confrontation with the dog or inconvenience because that's his godfather who loves him and a lot of worry and mystery.
It might have been alleviated if the bus had just been three minutes slower, but muggles can't see us, muggles, they can't see anything, right? helps scream waiting for a new term yeah that should be great because every other year at hogwarts has been great why would i go looking for someone who wants to kill me oh i dunno the events of the last two movies might guide tosomeone? think let's go, everywhere else is full, you've checked four compartments, who do you think is professor rj, lieutenant, since when did professors travel together with students on the train to hogwarts, serious black man escaped from azkaban to chase you?
Age would ever tell important secrets to his friends in this close proximity to a teacher, even if they thought the teacher was asleep, oh sure it's lucky they chose the only compartment where a teacher was sleeping when he did. . the hogwarts choir learn this song during their summer break is this the first night of school or is it some kind of school song or yearly tradition to sing a song about something evil coming unlike the oracle the new dumbledore feels no need to explain his altered appearance a word of caution dementors are ferocious creatures this warning was just in time dumbledore made it clear that dementors would be stationed at every entrance to the grounds and instead they are all floating on the water already pups taking the form of a wraith giant dog it's one of the darkest omens in our world i'd be scared except harry faces death every year and lives so this is really just another day you're supposed to pet him ah the things that you learn at the age of 13. so wait and see if he leans back, if he does you can go and touch him if it's not right we'll get to that more ta Well, I'm beginning to think that the adults at Hogwarts are purposefully withholding information for comic relief, Headmaster. help let's give you an apple to eat in this scene so you look even more like anything that flies in the harry

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universe is contractually bound to do a few laps over hogwarts castle it's cool to see all those dementors still flying around and doing his job, oh wait, class over, I hope Buck Beak doesn't kill any of you while I'm gone. serious black if only i was stranded on the side of the road needing a bed for the night too wizard newspapers make ridiculous text layout decisions no one knows when he gets here if hermione is using a time travel device so she can be in two places right away why would ron notice anything abnormal holy she just turned that cobra into something even scarier why is everyone laughing that's enough for today if you don't like collecting your books no one else gets a turn because harry bogarted the bogger you mother lilies oh yes i knew her um this guy totally your mother harry not a single teacher inside this castle would help sirius black get in there is no way these two are having this conversation right in front of students who are notorious for pretending to sleep to listen sneaking hogwarts he's a security jerk invisible harry it's also a way of giving away your position asshole i thought you were supposed to it's be incognito yes that door always opens by itself there's no reason to think it's suspicious it sure is lucky the minister for magic and professor mcgonagall decided to visit the owner of this pub at random so harry could hear some extremely crucial information that could use later character who actually needs glasses loses glasses during clichéd crucial action sequence if only there was a spell to enhance one's vision or if only those glasses were stranded on the side of the road needing yeah never mind the whomping willow branch stopped so hermione could catch harry oh man if only she had fallen on her back oh well maybe next time harry i get what's with the pronoun play why scare the boy when you want to kill the rat severus please, there goes the theory that you need yours? personal wand to do magic, so what was all that about in the last movie with ron's broken wand and the school not giving him a replacement? also why is harry's disarming spell so strong that he explodes across the room while snape and lupine's disarming spell just disarmed the person so lupine turned out to be a good guy after all and also sirius black as well that the main antagonist of this movie is peter pettigrew you almost told my laymen he was going for the rat you were on you have horrible aim and once you found out you were dragging ron why did he keep doing it?
Oh right, because the werewolf would be totally surprised by a sudden full moon. Professor Hermione tries to reason with a werewolf. The howl just before she climbs out of the tree is capturing a soul like winning the Stanley cup where everyone gets a chance to kiss her before passing it on when in doubt. I think retracing my steps is a good place to start, honestly I can. You just explain exactly what they should do instead of being such a lazy bastard. Isn't this a mission you really want them to succeed at? Hey, you know what could help with everything.
Don't see us while we're in a time travel problem. a cloak that makes you invisible, dude, where was all this anger when you found out about this? Another more normal reaction would be, oh that's what it was, seriously everyone in the execution party is in love with the field, not a cursory glance towards the animal. are they about to kill in the time it took them to finally lure buckbeak into the woods and out of sight of the original hermione? ron and harry should have seen hermione and harry carry buckbeak to safety from the top of the hill? why is Grid's house is different in this movie, as before it was a one room thing on the edge of the wicked forest, now it's two rooms that meet at the edge of a cliff, can a werewolf really not notice the difference between a real wolf and a teenage girl screaming like a wolf if while trying to hide from a werewolf you come back to a clearing you deserve to die harry and hermione resign themselves to the werewolf's death rather than cast a spell on him or something expected original patronum harry somehow didn't hear this ok so they did all they had to say buckbeak they distracted the werewolf and harry sent dear jesus towards the dementors but nothing to stop pettig rew to escape couldn't they have spent a little time figuring out what they needed? do before they left glue traps for rats with invisibility cloak control or hermione's cat control I mean, no, yes, this horrible, terrible excuse of a human being who escaped from Azkaban probably doesn't need a guard or anything while I'm in this little Hogwarts cell.
You see, something like this could have worked against a werewolf. Those who love us never leave us. and you can always find here and also in that mirror from the first movie that you seem to have completely forgotten how Sirius didn't have to do that whole bowing ritual with Buckbeak to be able to pat him on the head and then ride him you have to go harry and hermione they run from the courtyard up a dozen flights of stairs to the hospital wing in about five seconds it's free we did it we did a good job saving the day don't ever use that time machine again though no matter how dire things get future sequels, let's talk about the time travel of the movie, they go back in time, but pretty much all we see them do are things that happened the first time around when Harry was hit with a head-distracting rock. the werewolf etc this is a paradox of terminator proportions unless there is an original unique experience where the time turner is not used Harry and crew would go to Hagrid's hut and probably get caught by Dumbledore then none of the things we see would actually happen. they don't save buckbeak ron doesn't lose his rats sirius doesn't drag ron up the tree and shack harry doesn't discover scabbers how peter pettigrew lupine turns into a werewolf elsewhere and sirius doesn't get nailed by dementors and i saw the problem with this though in addition to the fact that we in the audience didn't get to see this original experience is that at this point only buckbeak has been damaged and you weren't using a time travel device just to go back and save that they don't have any other motivation to start going back and trying to fix things therefore a paradox none of it made any difference he had to grow up he ran away that's what i'm telling you harry potter is not for kids anymore this old man noticed the light before it came on hurry up oh hey the asshole from hogwarts finally stopped sending harry back to spend every summer with abusive relatives when did you get here right now you last night oh wow it was, no they didn't, this two second clip of robert pattinson falling out of a tree was the only audition i needed for twilight is the boot just sitting here in a field the rest of the time when not in use like a portkey did someone came here even this morning and put it in place it's not just any handle boot buddy it's a portkey of course now you can officially transport it using anything in the harry potter universe that looks like a broken bone various sprains and a handful of future chiropractic patients harry potter adults would rather see children hurt themselves than teach them anything useful as usual, but who pitched the tent incredibly convenient spell makes one wonder why there are such things as conflict in the wizarding world i'm still trying to figure out why there are stairs in the wizarding quidditch arena that no wizard spell or elevator reaches m alfoy somehow from down here with his cane to catch some of harry's supposedly loose -adjust his jacket and stop him dead in his tracks that's racist damn all that piling up for the quidditch cup and we don't see a bit of it from that go back to the pokey everyone and keep together which porky the boot was the portkey and then they landed in a field then they are supposed to run back to the field or all the way fromreturn to the random English hill that contains the boot, also hundreds of thousands of magical people and instead of joining a handful of death eaters and dominating them all Scattering, haven't these people seen that the life of an insect?
The main character gets separated from the group due to an unrealistic fight and a big crowd cliché, so either they are all dead or they all escaped and then they burn everything down to the gro. and you see the problem with these cuts after the action is over is that they confuse the audience oh come on they burned this whole place down and harry somehow survived the fire and smoke inhalation not being trampled by hundreds of thousands of people who were running for their lives wasn't kidnapped by voldemort's minions oh burning down an

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town that's not the crime they're talking about it's the terrifying firework wait they're going straight to hogwarts after all this honestly why even travel by water if you are going to buy a completely submerged magical ship?
Why don't these other two do it? schools just make all students take a pig key to hogwarts it wouldnt be as cinematic an entry but its definitely a more logical story hogwarts has been chosen to host a legendary event the triwizard tournament apparently the announcement of This very special event just happened today with the competing schools knowing well before any of the Hogwarts students to be fair. This is how we imagine all French girls whether they know magic or not and now our friends are in the north the north is not victor miga from bulgaria is not hogwarts in england or chrome plays professionally for the bulgarian quidditch team and goes to school in some scandinavian country wait the best seeker in the whole wizarding world is a high school student this fork stuck way deeper into this guy's hand in the previous shot stupid ice cream scoop tower stupid explaining everything this, we have the head of the department of international magical cooperation, Mr.
Bartomus Crouch, who is not one bit. busy after the terrorist attack that happened yesterday, angry, grumpy me was the only one who could stop him from reigning. Why wasn't there one during the first movie? It won't work again. I ask why the wands are attached to their owners and they seemed so important in the first movie. Sometimes they just aren't remote. much needed how did you put your name on a couple of fires that's one of the older students who did it for you do you mean it might have worked if he did it the goblet of fire constitutes a binding magical contract what happens if you break magical contracts?
Who enforces them? Is there a court of magical contract disputes that represents the inanimate chalice in these proceedings? As of tonight, he is the Triwizard Champion. Well, technically, the quad was his champion. Something is so obviously wrong it's ridiculous. the clichéd pov shot of the main character if we really want to discover the meaning of these events, maybe we should let them play out. I agree with Severus. well better let harry play so we can find out let you know what you know damn world war why is it so obvious to ron that harry is not a good liar? k four people or two people from the same school or allowing 14 year olds clearly something is wrong harry immediately drinks his own blood after possibly getting his hand bitten by an owl why is this the only time in all eight movies when two people who need to talk to each other while in separate places use this fireplace phone death eaters at the world cup your name comes from that goblin these aren't just coincidences hogwarts not safe anymore seems i've heard this in every movie so far now oh well if she uses magic for pen and paper why does she need a real photographer to take the pictures?
Oh well, more movie tricks to avoid showing the audience that while it's expensive to film, it would actually be more entertaining than watching and listening to Harry. Did you put the spectator's dais so close to the fire-breathing dragons, and why did you build it out of wood earlier? This thing's breath of fire was spreading like 30 feet or more in the forest but now it goes up 10 feet hits a small human sized rock and turns around because the physics this dragon chase scene is amazing but Didn't you say that they were given a golden egg to protect?
Didn't they tell them to kill you? Is the dragon smart enough to know that none of the other hundreds of people in the stadium will steal his egg was it part of voldemort's plan i mean moody is a fake moody they arranged harry's name on the cup just to for him to win this tournament but all he would have been if Harry had slipped to his death here as anyone but the main character would have released the dragon from his chain and he is a threat to the school itself and all the students . Now, is there any reason why none of the teachers intervene?
Here, what if the dragon was breathing fire at Harry and a bunch of fire was heading for a section of the stands? Would they have intervened to save the children in the stands? Why is this dragon climbing around the building? Forgot you can fly? they've just been hearing all this time what they'd do if the dragon was already in London wreaking havoc on muggles and the dragon was never seen again. Some say he's still falling. and ron's reconciliation doesn't make sense, no one knew how serious the tournament was until now, not even furry, so the fact that everyone now knows he's actually deadly doesn't change anything about the possibility of harry putting his own name if ron was angry earlier.
I should still be mad, the u ball has been a triwizard tradition since its inception, now it feels like you're making it up as it goes along, also the yule ball festivities will now take up 15 minutes of this movie's time alone so we can watch ron and hermione get mad at each other inside each girl a secret swarm sleeps longing to burst and take flight from now on i call my dick secret swan funny scene but why would a school hold classes? or teach students to dance golf gloves and nipple hats 2 hours and 37 minutes the movie spends too much time on the giant love story wait a minute no one has asked this girl out yet first thats racist second she has so few options she says yes to the first weasley that shows up thats actually abuse this isnt a safe way to store a boat for the winter why do they come to the ball in a carriage if hogwarts is the destination where did carriage rides originate supposedly simple girl makes her grand entrance down the stairs like a beautiful swan when everyone seems cliché too hermione ain't old enough to be hot but she won't be much longer though that's right guys i got the 14 year old girl the im nailing in the requisite room later magic based rock and roll act owes billy idol a ton of money she cant join us i wouldnt want to join you i and victor geez ron's character motivations are so basic he might as well just be a penis the whole point of the amento tour is international magical cooperation what they're cooperating with are competing those two words are literally antonyms i think there's a little more to it than friendship in mind yes he's not the only one you can edit that part ok this woman's height changes every scene she's in we don't actually talk at all victor is more of a physical being haha ​​disgusting these are the most free glasses of glass i've seen you know the prefix bathroom on the fifth floor not a bad place for a bar if edward cullen is suggesting to harry potter what i think he is he beats my fan fiction just take your egg and ponder things in hot water, i know we want to keep the audience guessing, but why wouldn't cedric have said open friend? the egg underwater and listen to it phasma ex machina when was the last time you held your breath underwater for an hour? hermione when was the last time hermione had no idea what the cast spelled to get harry out of this trouble the triwizard tournament is addicted to underage students who didn't even volunteer we have agreed to reward him second place harry gets extra points for cheating too the only reason you made harry compete was because the rules were important but now that life is at stake the rules are i understand how does harry have third person views of dumbledore's memories ? give me the name miserable bertie crouch junior barty jr runs because the allegations of a desperate man in the cage are not easily denied but he had no choice the evidence was overwhelming yes the word. of an insane convicted magical felon who is overwhelming evidence that Diggory's father is here, where is the soil or crumbs, okay Diggory is going to die here in a moment and we need that money picture of his father crying over his body to touch the cup to be the winner you You could have masturbated in the first two events, as long as you survived, you can win just by touching the cup.
This is a maze with huge hedges. It would appear to be a horrible two-event spectator sport. smanship why did the cup travel with them on this voyage but the boot did not travel with them on the initial voyage of the port key at the beginning of the movie i should divulge how i actually lost my powers anything to give harry enough time to getting out of this is all yours when dear sweet lily potter gave her life for her only son she provided the ultimate protection a little bit of magic that saves people from the killing curse why doesn't everyone learn that lily was the only one who did you know how to do it? do it i'm going to kill you harry potter then do it already oh hey harry and voldemort have their streams of wands crossed you know what you have to do it takes another four movies for us to go back to this same situation too every time my brother and i crossed streams we definitely have some on the floor harry get my body back for you um sure cedric as soon as i finish fighting the dark lord tops my priority list harry gets saved by some ghosts due to something to do with his wand and voldemort's wa and connecting o sort of, why does the port key return them to the grandstands instead of the place in the maze they left behind from barty's polyjuice potion?
I have silenced harry potter once and for all at first i thought you weren't killing him that's why only voldemort can kill harry potter nonsense but no you could have killed him like 20 times since you brought him here you want to tell me the whole tournament from the start of the school year so far was rigged just for Harry to touch a pig, couldn't they? They had just made a pig out of their breakfast waffles or something. your parents that night, right? Yeah and it was total who are these people waving and don't tell me they're waving to the French on the horses, nonsense because there's no way anyone could see them that far in. the castle over 13 minutes of credits 20 seconds of logo wait these are still sending harry back to live with abusive relatives five movies and honestly the people of hogwarts are as bad as voldemort in my book they might as well have beaten harry themselves dementors shows up just as harry is about to serve this cousin some long overdue justice fat out of shape dudley is able to keep up with a somewhat athletic furry while running even the harry potter

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ends up reduced to scares cheap, since when are you able to keep a patronus? on the retainer it's been two years too learn how to do a full patronus and the last time you did it all you had to do was realize you had done it before remembering through all that third party time travel gibberish movie how Did you know the bulldog didn't ask me to watch you while you were being beaten and forced to live under the stairs?
Did you expect me to let you roam on your own? What is it supposed to? what to do if some evil magic antagonist tries to attack harry i took care of harry like you asked dumbledore but lucius malfoy cast a spell that i couldn't deflect with my weakest basket who did this to you boy considering uncle vernon character in this series it's amazing he didn't blame harry the ministry has received intelligence that you cast the patronus charm in the presence of a muggle however our intelligence didn't realize the two dementors would have sucked your face so you must have been casting patronus charms flippantly for no reason hereby you are expelled oh no harry has been expelled from hogwarts how are they going to fill the next two hours of this movie and the three movies after that how the ministry found a witness to testify that harry used magic outside a school in this case but not in any of the previous cases, it has done it in basically all the other movies, the good guys here to rescue Harry Potter decide to scare him quietly first before revealing it. g themselves down have persuadedto the minister to stay his expulsion pending a formal hearing don't call me nymph fedora don't call me whatever you just called me cliché don't break ranks if one of us is killed and no one pays any attention to the flying witches and wizards in middle of a neighborhood so wait they don't have a fireplace or magic boot or some transport area where you need to go they just fly around london and say if muggles see us it's ok so now you're just pissing me off i hope not seeing the palace of westminster now london stuff you know what could have been even cooler than this a magical building not in london that has nothing to do with a regular muggle apartment building i just wrapped my head around platform nine and three quarters how do i wrap my head around this harry is still in awe like this dude didn't you see the carp in the last movie? credits dumbledore made us swear not to tell you why are hermione and fred in the know about this top secret knowledge concerning harry was bad no and the guy has been on a thousand adventures no child should have to go through and he fought baltimore this secrecy is the most ridiculous thing in the world just because you can use magic now doesn't mean you have to spank your people for everything if using magic means having sex then if they do it well i want to join if voldemort is raising an army then i want to fight i guess that's where the conversation ended there was nothing else to figure out after that hilarious lot of these wizards even need to use the tube again every single person in london is walking streets away from this so they can't witness this phone lift besides man i just cant figure out the physics of this thing theres a whole extra floor of a phone booth tucked in on top of e This phone booth, we've said it before, but the magic of this complex makes you wonder why there's trouble in the wizarding world, the use of magical fireplaces makes you wonder why Harry and Mr.
W. easley didn't do this if the reason is that he can't use magic, then why was he allowed to fly on a broomstick before departmental memos? he used to use owls this was amazing why the rest of the wizarding world still uses owls too these wizarding memos have to take the elevator to be delivered he is explaining to weasley what bill murray said at the end of lost in translation so mrs figg she's what's known as a squib a muggle born to wizarding parents but the ministry says muggles can I don't see dementors so why does everything she says carry any weight?
The odds are astronomical. Someone in a fantasy movie about magic says that something is impossible because of the odds. Professor Dumbledore is still addicted to Harry, even after helping Harry. Nobody is that busy the station is sitting in the waiting room cirrus is risking his own life the mission and harry's life just to show him a picture well andy is going to die at the end of the movie so we need to add some spongy bonding to inflate the pain for the audience later nothing is pulling the carriage harry he is pulling himself as usual which would be reasonable in a magical movie but of course invisible horses are pulling this carriage and now they have to pull this alone people who have seen death can see them crumple in history i can see them too harry and the gang met a student who did not exist in the first four harry potter and who has also seen death and grants thestrals by the way, is this the only way to get to hogwarts?
I have to put five students at a time in the back of a wagon, finally the carriage moves, but why did he wait so long? Anyone can guess that it means the ministry is interfering at home, oh no, it means the government is telling a school what to do. from the man i said i'm fine bad harry potter is addicted to rum you don't understand help us very well i would but dumbledore made me swear not to tell you i guess we're even huh flying owl means the passage of time cliché i called pastoral 43 minutes later of this movie what is the true conflict sure delores umbridge is a total and some people don't like harry but that's what we call the b story a story hasn't come up yet they can only be seen by people who have seen death, man thestrals must have had a great life being invisible then some guy or gal who saw death suddenly ran into them and turned them into carriage horses first we americans are widely criticized for portions what restaurants serve and how much food waste but the harry potter universe is full of huge plates of uneaten food where does it all go when kids finish just eating Before their medieval methods, would teachers never have this discussion in full view of students in the middle of a busy area? at Hogwarts they are so much worse than he feared, why is he suddenly targeting the large group of eavesdropping students to address the serious drop in standards at Hogwarts school? g portrayed as the bad guys here, but yeah, has anyone learned anything in that school wand block you've been in this post?
How long exactly ah, that poor nice Trelawny being questioned about her uselessness? I'd hate to see her go, that's racist, Jesus. I know they're magical people, but public shaming in the open yard shoots. There is no decency here. I thought all these people were British for the teacher's sake. Whatever Dumbledore's reason for ignoring Harry. He is creating a new Voldemort without meaning to. What the hell is wrong with this guy? Professor Dumbledore. Also, these couldn't have told him: listen, Harry Dumbledore has to ignore you this year because of some big scary important magical thing that you'll learn more about later, but it definitely doesn't mean he hates you as he probably feels it when he doesn't. one explains this to you she is taking over the whole school so far this movie should have been called harry potter and the teacher really really bad nobody liked it have we ever seen these kids sitting around for a while? round just listening to the radio news no we haven't because we haven't yet needed such a cheap way for our main characters to learn crucial information oh look he uses the fireplace phone again. the fact that he's still just a deus ex easily outwitted enough for communication to come and go at the writer's whim and also why he's a hologram in flames this time instead of having his face literally made up of embers and ashes.
The fireplace phone? get a massive upgrade and capacity over the summer too how did sirius know that harry and his friends and no one else would be in this room at this exact moment voldemort is on the move is this news do we need some kind of transition between scenes here? ok just have voldemort whisper to harry in the rain and then dissolve into a brilliant school establishing shot is it true you can produce patronus bells yes i've seen that geez harry i didn't know you could do that ho Didn't you know that the

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wizarding kingdom has been gossiping about Harry at his formal trial for using a patronus charm on a muggle this entire school year? the way you go much further down is ok, there is an obvious sin of cliché thug behavior after five years of this place, but I'm not sure if I should award it to the thug characters or the scriptwriter. when a person is in real need and is always equipped for the needs of the seeker so it's a holiday too what was neville's need he was bullied by crab and goyal but he wasn't in danger did neville need a room to cry too are you serious? saying that no one in the school or in this cast of main characters has had a real need for a room like this during any of the previous four adventures because if so, you and how many people can walk up to this place and get into this room . m unseen, the school is under the eye of resentment micromanagement, she somehow misses this, how can you practice a spell and not have the effect of the spell? the magical forces are supposed to know you don't really mean right now unlike other times hermione's victory over ron is celebrated when this woman conquers the man but don't we already know that hermione is better than most everyone The rest of his fellow students filch falls for it this is the only hallway wall in all of hogwarts where proclamations can be hung it's a funny joke I suppose but this is the opposite of a practical way to communicate and remember students Lots of new rules, but he just did that spell for her?
Neither of them said a spell word so how did John know what was required of him? He wasn't confused by having two masters at once believing in yourself? about maybe dating this girl right here i mean i like joe and jenny weasley as much as the next guy but you might be overlooking someone exfiliamus neville digs deep into his british roots and conquers the twilight of india all requirements do not provide condoms Well how was it? How well this movie became so much more interesting? I will try to penetrate your mind. You will try to resist. get ready.
I won't tell you how to resist, but resist. what the hell happened snape just didn't take us to next christmas my mother did that after i ran away these movies and their tragic backstories all have a sad history harry's parents died sirius's mother was abusive hermione's parents are muggles ron's family is poor i just feel so angry all the time yes you're 15 welcome to puberty jesus hogwarts doesn't have a sex ed curriculum so these poor kids can understand their bodies some fresh air you know oh yeah as game warden it must be hard to get fresh air whoa touche pain sunbridge that would be awesome in the cinesins theres a storm coming ari we get it hollywood damn when storms come in the movies its an omen understood thats how you get people out of azkaban for killing a tenth of its population with a massive explosion for no reason, also bellatrix lestrange, who we just heard about ago a few minutes you somehow survive this massive explosion in your sector, walk towards the source of that loud bang that just destroyed a mirror a second ago why didn't you do this in the first place?
Why couldn't Dolores just find the rumor requirement by really needing it, which apparently makes the room appear and if she's really helping Harry with Dumbledore's army? Defense spell against this type of magic Hey, what is this? We found your secret room, Harry, and we also have your girlfriend. They may say that she spoke, but it's not that they didn't know where. the room was seeing the paper trail gets you every time dumbledore has style wow way of taking one of the few black characters in these movies and turning him into a walking stereotype come on is this really how a painting full of magical figures would work when will these hang? paintings had to be very careful so the people inside didn't slip out of the picture oh not only do you have to lose well then I must have nothing to lose right now maybe it's better fine hermione if you don't interrupt maybe answer the question, the idea of ​​where pagans is taking us, why can't you just tell us why this is a harry potter movie and he's hagrid, i mean those are the only two reasons i can see that dumbledore It is gone.
I will slightly receive a dismissal at any time. Umbridge didn't visit you and I already did. I couldn't just leave him because because he's my brother, also cgi. The brother is cgi. Ron is serious whenever they see something weird on the force. having hagrid in one of these movies is something that will be very important later on whenever i think you have a fan you have no idea of ​​controlling your emotions disciplining your mind so apparently these lessons are like luke believing in the force or something for what there really isn't a major tip or trick control your mind you just have to do it harry's dad is addicted snape causing snape to be addicted to everyone forever umbridge has her whole wall covered with youtube recommended videos section umberts lets himself trick into walking into the haunted forest with the two students she's been the most suspicious since day one ufff good thing hagrid introduced this never before seen character cutout to everyone just before they got in trouble tell them sorry teacher i shouldn't telling lies irony i have a feeling the centaurs are going to do to delore sunbridge what the sisters tried to do to andy dufrey ne and shawshank is fairness or gross overcompensation so how do we g And to London we fly of course of course but with resentment being taken prisoner and probably much worse than that by centaurs why don't you use theflu network?
Now there is no one in charge at Hogwarts anymore, no one in London to watch the sky. for leisure notices random crystal ball with crucial clues for the rest of the series just neville finds it while looking for sirius we interrupt the fifth installment of harry potter to bring you eyes closed close your eyes ok kids why the costume for some reason? for that, i'll give myself the prophecy, how did voldemort know for sure that the visual clues he gave harry would send him to the ministry of magical prophecies? of prophecies housed in the ministry of magic in a dark room where no one can find them virtually worthless also this story takes a page out of the prophecy manual by not explaining who makes them who they are for or how a to do is give to me or Lucious is lying about all prophecies can be retrieved only by those on whom they are made or he made up this whole lie by telling Harry that because this prophecy would be useless in any hands other than potters none of the rest of these movies would need to take place if voldemort just let his death eaters kill harry and steal the prophecy this room is suddenly dominoes the department of mysteries has a convenient escape door that leads to a precipitous fall for no reason other than to escape from the falling crystal balls, an inexplicable magic spell stops their fall and keeps them alive because the bad guys they waste time scaring children instead of killing them. that lie you pulled out of your ass turned out to be true stay the hell away my god son hell yeah there's nothing like a good old fashioned punch when the principles involved can perform magic too mean while none of lucious's friends do anything when he shows up sirius and the order of the phoenix knew to show up here in this room somehow this would probably be exciting if i had any idea what's going on there are too many characters moving too fast many of whom i never really knew to begin with i don't know which spells need words and which ones aren't whose spells are more powerful than who he is it's just a bunch of noise bellatrix is ​​the only witch wizard in the whole group this whole fight to remember the killing curse she killed him she deserves it voldemort is right this is also where he has to be Luke Skywalker and decide not to kill lest he become Voldemort himself.
I dont believe it. For a second, Dumbledore knew that Bellatrix would kill Sirius Harry. he took the exact chimney he needed to take to show up just in time bellatrix doesn't need to say where he's going to make this chimney work which as we all remember was a hilarious flu net look at chamber of secrets hey harry , do you mind using a spell, maybe take out voldemort right now while he's busy with dumbledore, now this is exciting, put anything and any of the lucas prequels to shame. you had to sit through to get to this moment and you will never know love or friendship the power of love kills the demon cliche this is also probably why snape was a bad instructor for all that training take out Voldemort from your mind because so did he. suffer from it you will never know how to love our friendship thing this movie is indirectly addictive snape you are a complete harry potter so voldemort is protected by this mist that is flying around because it is visible why no one kills him right now and if the mist is protecting him why don't you use this more often i know how you feel here you're dying i know how you feel you can't know how i feel cliché distancing yourself from you could you be more protective r the reason for not telling harry obviously the important details are bull four seconds from logo why did harry and dumbledore wait in the ministry after the big fight with voldemort for the dozens of news crews to show up, especially if it's going to get him away from the press? like I don't want Harry to go through that pressure I mean damn storm clouds in London you better go to the window to witness this extremely rare event these three smoke monsters destroy a bridge they all conveniently run off of before they sink into the water. harry potter he is harry potter why is harry reading the wizarding newspaper containing moving pictures in a non-magical public place half the nights ago i could have sworn i saw a picture mate thats what im saying hey i was wondering i got off dammit that's a billboard specific irony well ok if not that blocker dumbledore wants to talk to harry after going the entire previous year not talking to harry the story is thr It bothers me if I say sir, but now is not the time to tell us because actually, sir, after all these years, I'll just take it.
You accept it despite the fact that no one has ever taken him to Hufflepuff stick your slytherin in someone's gryffindor song oh wait maybe i underestimated dumbledore's blood drops from the ceiling so the character knows to look for cliché tasting blood come on Did this guy really not know his feet were sticking out of the chair too how he licked the drop of blood off Harry's head tell Dumbledore hmm you better take a closer look at that chair so I never stay anywhere for more than a week then? how did dumbledore know where to go? racist one of my best friends is muggleborn she's valedictorian of my year and yet you still get all the credit your mom was one of my absolute favorites look she's there wait a minute ago you said that the muggles who own this place are in the canary islands, but now we're supposed to believe you have pictures of all the people who are important to you, one of them happens to be harry's mum sitting here in this muggle house, you also said i never stay in any one place more than a week that means you are taking about 19 framed photos to a new place every week no doubt you know about his big brother sirius he died a few weeks ago harry is in the news everywhere parts due to the showdown at the ministry of magic which is where sirius died So how does Slughorn know Sirius died but doesn't know Harry was there when it happened?
Professor Snogwron is going to try to pick you up, Harry, and that's all I have to say on the matter. I won't tell you why until much later, if I was afraid I'd robbed you of a wonderful night, Harry, magical Dumbledore is an idiot. The breakable

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waits until the sixth movie to mention the unbreakable vowel which is certainly very important but not really too if an unbreakable vowel exists and it's so powerful why not use it to do something impossible? I promise to impress Kate Upton with my considerable math skills, and if Draco fails, will you pull off the feat yourself?
The movie is jumping around trying to tell you all about the ending right here in the first 20 minutes, which makes you wonder why they bothered with the other two hours and 10 minutes. but whatever the omen, you're amazed at how the glowing magic doll knew this was the end of all vowels. Hey, let's get into the old bombed-out wand shop so the plot can happen. like two people who don't want to be followed, okay, first of all, Draco would have clearly seen you, since you literally walked into this place from the same street before he said this and s Second, there are people who want to be followed.
Also, every plot point in the Harry Potter universe hinges on someone hearing something or being in the right place to see something at the right time. Also, why are the Malfoys walking to this super secret hangout? Out in the open, where anyone can see where they're going, don't they have the ability to magically transport themselves like we've seen all the good guys do in this series? I'm just saying if it had been Voldemort in this series. he would have won city planners make it incredibly easy to spy on people no matter where they went in their own home. troll what is a rackspot invisible creatures that float in your ears and make your brain blur oh great what was draco doing with that weird looking cabinet and who were all those people and why did i wait all the way until now to ask them? question If it has happened, it is one of them.
Pronoun game. What a pathetic excuse for a mean schoolboy. Harry Potter. Is right. he must be kidding about this luckily luna is also wearing super secret 3d magic glasses which allows her to find harry how do you know where i was? in this car for no reason explained why harry's nose is still bleeding malfoy didn't kick him like an hour ago then luna fixed his nose and now he comes with this thing like it just happened or something what have i missed kind of impulses ? everyone to be brave and strong in these troubled times since when does the sorting hat have important things to say and do more than just tell people which house to go to and this is where i point out the avalanche of convenience that leads rry to the half blood prince book topped off with the oh so clever an old book a new book showdown with ron bravo you teachers only girls are inexplicably drawn to the love potion all they want to do is get married and have children that indeed they should just leave it now and find a husband before they become spinsters liquid luck desperately hard to make disastrous if you mess up but there is a way to do it so why not gallons of this and let's just say voldemort had some of it and dumbledore had some of it? who would like the potion of luck?
Then one sip and you will find that all your efforts are successful. My only question is if we haven't heard of this potion or seen it used dozens of times already during the trials and tribulations they have endured and don't tell me it's hard to do as this series is always made with magical elements rare something this useful would have been mass produced by now squash it not cut it not the specific instructions ally says to cut and why was that book translated from sanskrit or something why the textbook recipe is wrong you are the public and not to no one really in this scene dumbledore's memory of his first meeting with tom riddle is so vivid that he recalls a photograph of a place that turns out to be of great importance to the whole story i can talk to snakes they also find me it's so normal for someone like me that Dumbledore must have omitted as part of the memory where he completely and utterly ignored this question did you know that I just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time?
I want a lot but I'm not going to say what it is yet because fuck you that's why you said Professor Slughorn will try to pick me up yeah what did you mean by that? Do you want me to let him wait? Do you know what he meant by Malfoy always having an apple handy in case he needs to eat it? It seems even more important. Why is a team's quidditch tryout so crowded and why is Hermione here instead of studying? i know she likes rum in the romantic sense but still she didn't even bring counters she has to be quick that's all daniel son i think you could introduce me to your granger friend i wouldn't mind uh talk for your name, do you know? which I mean, dude, you're the cutest boy in all of hogwarts, you can't bring yourself to talk to hermione, she's a bunny girl and you're a bear and you're looking at these claws and these fangs and you. i like how i kill the bunny ok the movie shows us hermione looking at ron and then the other janitor test guy who is obviously looking back and flirting and then cuts to wide shot to show you how ridiculously impossible it would be with all that eye contact going on is ok first of all here is the h the arry potter universe again points the finger at us about the need for wands to do magic second of all the cheating this is an awfully small sample size to judge your keepers i mean a couple of releases decide who will be on the team shouldn't this process? spend at least a week with lots, lots of opportunities seen before you make up your mind here's the half-blood prince raw credits anyone up for a butterbeer no i've been to your wizarding world and had your butterbeer and it's disgusting soda crossed with marshmallow crossed with 15lbs of sugar you turned candy into a swear word you'd be welcome too granger and thanks ron it's good to see you can't remember ron's name the classic main plot happens at the exact same time harry and company leave the bar none of these students with magical powers do anything while this girl is floating in the air come back all of you good thing hangar is here why when something happens it's always you three? they weren't briefed on how they were minding their own business, i think miss bell is lucky to be alive, it's very lucky that every student at hogwarts has survived every assassination attempt since first year because there's magic for everything what hermione has nice skin.
You don't say how the skin is going? I mean I've never really thought about it, liar. If the monster existed, it wasburied deep inside, so why did you choose such a creepy kid to play Tom Riddle in Dumbledore's flashback? Seems to me like the monster not only existed but was right on the fucking surface you get this feeling luna is the lady gaga of this bunch maybe like she's just being weird for being weird we're on the sixth movie and the quidditch is somehow still a big deal as voldemort is out there and recruiting people and preparing for war but we have yet to see the quidditch matches in this movie but it took luna lovegood's keen eyesight to bring up the idea of that you put something in his drink earlier. you didn't tell ron about it until she started opening her weird bark we've seen hermione and ron joking with each other touching any kind of hint that they were attracted to each other there is absolutely no chemistry between them just because a book or movie says two people are going to be together doesn't mean the attraction was there the whole time. it happens just by accident it's ron weasley the magic makes the human component in the book file largely unnecessary that's from the lollipop man this whole movie is going to be love actually hey she's only interested in you because she believes that you're the one ok he is and b he is only interested in her because you just pointed her out as a possible date someone or something ate the apple and also because the evil forces need to test their magic cabinet of teleportation which obviously usually it was built for this very purpose too i guess this is something that takes a whole school year to learn, you know, so we can get through all the fucking teen angst this movie has to offer.
That's who you invited. yourself a month detention mclaren this is a private party and not a school function and throwing up is a month detention you have to be me i think it was snape in the previous movie who somehow knew harry was spying on the teachers outside dumbledore's office and he said this the conversation is no longer private but here i have no idea he's being eavesdropped unflinching sure that's what slime says harry waits until they get on the train to discuss what he heard if he just saved this info to himself thinking man if only we could get there on a train and i finally got to talk about what happens if you break an unbreakable vow.
I thought the very meaning of the term was that you physically couldn't break it. There's plenty of magic to go around at a time when everyone is scared of a massive threat. We can't protect children, but we can make cake toppers dance, so we did it. people can't just find out from Dumbledore that Snape's allegiance to his vow is part of his double-double cross is there any reason why they don't understand that Albus is a vanishing cabinet a vanishing cabinet I know well for why have we never heard of this stuff before no franchise in history gets more profit from making it up as they go than this one so two rude adult wizards fight with fire after Harry jumps and then Ginny just runs like kidding tell me any spell you can cast to dumbfound harry and ginny and maybe aberrate harry to voldemort especially since you can't kill them because of the stupid rule save them for voldemort why didn't they do that in the first place why is it family ? ily who uses magic to scrub pans and move cake toppers worried about a simple fire can't they just create a new shoe house confused I'd be surprised if you weren't since I've been intentionally hiding crucial information from you? but why would he manipulate his own memory? yes, why stop manipulating?
Surely there is a spell that could make you forget something completely. or sweetheart or that guy might not be wrong at all it must be ron getting into the wet bar again glug glug do you think she knows i exist? I've been playing the pronoun game this whole time, geez, this was a long, quiet version, luckily for Harry. d thank you and for the record i always found it interesting love how all the teachers are quietly absorbing the teenage romantic drama unfolding in front of them so there are no more important topics to discuss or things to do draco has no peripheral vision or spatial awareness some to not see harry at the moment also i know draco has been doing this a lot this year but what a convenient time for him to spend walking mysteriously just like harry is walking alone mysteriously a reminder that christmas is over and the experiments of the draco's escape cabinet has only graduated from apple to little bird, why was the escape cabinet ranked sixth on the list of all possible furry plants of voldemort's Hogwarts defeat? it snows now magic doesn't even have to be done on purpose for it to happen harry uses a spell that he literally read the name of in a book five minutes ago not knowing what I'm surprised he could even pronounce it correctly on the first try remembering his ridiculous massacre at the Diagon alley in the second movie so even when someone casts a spell that causes so much blood loss, there is a spell that keeps them alive apparently harry.
You are allowed to just chill with his friends after almost committing murder and no investigation is necessary, you should either get rid of him today or just not use the spells in the book that explicitly save enemies which would work too much. The requirements wait so after the last movie they just fill this rumor requirement with crap like a warehouse and not only that but Draco has been coming here all year to kill birds and teleport apples but he was allowed in because I really needed it. What's going on? Here we have to hide the half-blood prince's book where no one will find it, including you.
When you see parallax in this room, you'll understand why it's a bad idea. lly eat early take a walk and then return to his office how many nights did you watch the marauders map to find out his schedule? once again in this movie, common sense would have forced us to do a bonus round. Spiders are seriously misunderstood creatures yes, but in the chamber of secrets, this particular one was going to kill ron and harry before the magical car came and saved them. I think these spiders are understood correctly. The Spider's Funeral is also a movie that is over two and a half hours long.
You have time for the spider funeral. He's drunk now, so he'll probably start spilling the secrets Harry needs and what can a guy like me say about expediency. of that when the script already forgave it with liquid luck x machina you can only split the song once for example seven seven in the near future this conversation about splitting movies into seven parts will take place and all our souls will break on that day could be hiding anywhere may be true, but magic, especially dark magic, leaves options. I guess, despite the fact that they leave traces, you'll still have to know where they are. they are and this still won't be easy by any means, too bad there isn't a way to make some sort of liquid that creates luck for this situation you've been going into, isn't that right sir, when you get out of school? yes and I think I may have found another.
You just said that this is beyond what I imagined. So either you hadn't imagined it or you've been researching it for months. Forgive my mortgages. Harry. I am an old man. still seems the same to me sir at least since the third movie you must obey every command i give you voldemort divided his soul into seven cruxes of terror but decided only one of them needed to be an adventure rpg to find him i'm glad that voldemort saved a nice photo of this place in his orphan. om that a memory somehow remembered to get fare payment has to be done how about we don't make it possible for any kind of fare voldemort planned to come back here to visit his horcrux there is the only question is how we can get there i don't know appear, maybe he's calling a boat out of water, but it's kind of hard to believe that in a world with a spell that makes cake toppers dance, there isn't a spell just to create a boat and drop it. where you're standing, how about casting the aguamenti spell directly into his mouth or making him cut off his hands?
Well, I guess there's no choice but to drink the dirty water from the cave. Discount golem army is a good time to ask if the patronus charm is strictly for dementors, couldn't it help in this situation too seriously? It is completely unnecessary. Apparently, there's no such thing as an anti-eavesdropping spell. They can create invisible entrances to the train station. i have to do this honestly leaving the murder to draco he thought it was a good idea also potions can turn people into other people so why didn't draco stay home while bellatrix drank a potion and pretended to be draco he could have done with this really quickly like the first day of school he has no stomach just like his phone his father casually tried to kill harry in the secret chamber so where does this sudden idea come from that lucius doesn't have the stomach to kill innocent people? of Snape is addicted to Dumbledore too, since we later know that Snape and Dumbledore planned this, does Snape's soul still break after killing him?
That's how I heard it. works anyway, pretty harsh penalty to pay for a deal like this belongs to the dark lord, wait you mean she didn't know Harry was being saved for Voldemort so why did she wait to kill him in that wheat field before also if he? belongs to the dark lord why doesn't bellatrix just take harry? We know why Snape won't, but she has no reason not to. house from the last movie, either through magic or magical insurance, I guess we didn't have to worry about that half-blood prince smash-and-burn job that didn't matter, aren't hermione's parents including Caitlyn Stark, who will wonder why they left? so many empty photo frames or why the room upstairs has clothes and accessories from teenage girls among other muggles who know for a fact that they have a daughter.
Here's another character from the movie walking down the middle of the damn street instead of on both sides. more symmetric shot but also a more mathematically possible death part one as inspiring as i find your bloodlust bellatrix i must be the one to kill harry potter makes sense to me my wand and potters share the same core we can hurt but not fatally damage each other others how many of you make it seem like the wand is actually part of the owner's physical being and that the twin wands know not to kill each other which can't be true and furthermore we have seen wizards using magic without wands In this entire series and the rules have never been explained once if I'm going to kill him I have to do it with someone else's wand. much more if wand rules were ever covered, yes we understand this is a big deal and Voldemort taking Malfoy's wand means something but that's the art of storytelling that was lost with the scene when the series decided not to say anything about it. harry opens the door without checking who is there at the very moment he decides to say goodbye to the house and leave is the moment when everyone who wants to help him shows up so we have to use those means of transport the trail can't detect testosterone brooms and stuff like that the ministry can't detect when an underage wizard uses flying broomsticks, does that mean a normal muggle can get on a flying room and make it work? other chapters harry was able to use without the ministry knowing or being angry about it you travel with hagrid i brought you here 16 years ago when you were no bigger than a bowtruckle hagrid's connection to harry doesn't make him the most likely target in en in case anyone is watching, can't ron weasley harry go with hagrid? are we still going with the muggles? we never see the angle when it comes to these loud and terrifyingly obvious magical motorcycles. why did all the fake harry potters come out in the same god? amn direction as the real harry potter why didn't they disperse from the launch site? the movie answers the burning question what if michael bay directed a harry potter movie? remember hedwig showed up for anything other than texting before this scene crossing the wall in streams i bet we won't see this a dozen more times or something wait a minute he was literally voldemort and may actually get caught up in the power lines god man what the hell is going on?
No, also, I guess the most powerful wizard of all time is no match for a rocket booster. Why did they choose the Weasley place to hide Harry? One of the most obvious places for him to stay. own pots and pans, we've seen tons of explicit shots throughout these movies of magical dishes and cookware thatthey clean themselves in the kitchen so this shot has some magic in it i have them here but can't do much to help with the near deadly cr ash landing which creature sat in the corner the first time harry potter visited my office at hogwarts jesus man that was like four movies ago and harry's not a great student you're going to kill him if he doesn't remember aren't the glasses part of the potion costume how come ron still has hairy glasses but various other harries fake ain't funny how lupine and kingsley were on their guard before making sure everyone was who they said they were but now every new arrival is supposed to be a good one right? it's sad that this family has spells to wash dishes but not heal the wounded mandungus took one look at voldemort and disappeared wait a minute disappearing means the same thing as appearing i feel like dr nick when he finds out that flammable means flammable plus still you're being chased you still have the wedding what a wedding bill and fleur's love needs to have a full blown ceremony and all while voldemort falls magic the newspaper is so stupid and annoying i don't even want to bother checking the accuracy of the articles they are needed six people to pitch a tent in the series and everything that rufus entails proves that anyone can wander into the highly guarded weasley farm without any resistance to what we owe the minister of pleasure i think we both know the answer to that question mr porter you You mean dumbledore left me something in his will, of course, to ronald bilius weasley.
He put my highlighter down when things seem darkest, he'll show him the light, okay, now the highlighter is something he'd probably call a highlighter. What about the weird anti-names and couldn't? he just gave her a flashlight this meeting further exacerbates the idea of ​​planning a wedding during this time loyalties are questionable people can become other people nothing is certain they asked all these guests a secret question to prove who they were what your high school mascot castromere reigns not playing right now to signal the impending shocking bloodbath, hermione is definitely old enough to be hot now, right?
True, what's up? Someone talked to her. to further the plot of this wedding party that defies common sense how and harry otherwise got this name what's the point of all magical protection if these smoking penises can get in without the slightest delay these people coming into the cafeteria they are here to kill harry potter but miss their best chance to do so and inexplicably wait until they are at the counter to get their wishes out warning harry long before they attack and giving them better defense options too how did they know harry was in here does the movie rip off the amazing spider-man or inspire him or share storyboards with the production team by the way what the heck magic spells are they using that don't require any fake latin to work if we kill th they'll know we were here apparently they already know that you're here, so, well, that's the second time that spell needs to be used, but I can't help but think that this was made up and specifically for this movie and for con men in black maybe you still have the trail in you can't be the trail breaks at 17 it's magic how long has the story been going on harry wasn't 17 when maddie and everyone got to his house and now he is but damn it's been like a week they couldn't wait until Harry was 17 so he could do magic without a trace that it was all probably Madhou's idea ok snape decided to come spy if you'll you say he clearly made them run out the door so a master wizard like snape would definitely have peed his pants and ranted oh my name rebellio we are alone how that magic spell is known to not include harry and ron in the results of sweet quest part two harry potter and the chamber of flashbacks the director's cut now that 40 minutes have passed we can officially bring you additional material that they couldn't show you in the It's only been 17 minutes in theaters that a future romantic partner doesn't make any sense given what I know about attraction, so the movie ignores me and puts this kitschy where their hands almost touch in their sleep scene to have Harry Potter fans squeezing or whatever we call orgasms c stays harry walks into his dead uncle's room which gives me pause and makes me feel sad that harry spent the whole night on the couch when he could have slept in this bed what did you find a bed too damn I mean, there are beds everywhere, it makes you wonder why they decided to spend their time sleeping on the couches and the floor, oh, regulus arcturus, black r-a-b, you know, r-a-b, you surely remember from the quick glance at the hitchhiker's guide of Harry. to the horcruxes earlier in the movie or that brief mention of r.a.b and the half-blood prince that came out a year and a half before this one, you remember they were trying to figure out who he was, right?
I'll tell you something embarrassing that I totally forgot too, like everything in this series, something once considered difficult to understand is handed to you on a harry plate so you can move forward on harry's plotter. I know I'll be dead long before you read this. i know i'll be dead a long time before you read or watch or hear this cliché, oh well now someone who could move the plot further is hiding in the closet, right now, did anyone take it? He came in the night, he took a lot of things, including the rocket. he doesn't really have a but definitely a penis nice piano lessons who was she the witch you know no but this random newspaper on the floor im going to sit back and relax because the whole quest for harry is going to be Solved by the plotbots movie puts al guy from the departed you didn't know he was in braveheart too and hope i don't get distracted by that we fuckin' thing yeah i don't think so either this is supposedly a secret way for mini people to push themselves to get to their job but it's a public urinal, anyone can walk in and realize things aren't quite right.
You can see something like this in almost any city, but I never thought so, there are some dead people, it's still raining inside my office, that's two days ago and there's absolutely no spell in the wizarding world to stop that, but how do you can i stop it from raining feinting the totem because even the higher ups couldn't figure out a spell that easy I'd say if we don't locate Humbush inside the owl let's go find ron and come back another day let me guess yes there she is I'm pretty sure this guy Albert isn't he should be in court just because of the elevator scene earlier, when Dolores asked him why he wasn't coming out, so now that he's pulling out a wand, I wonder why there aren't a bunch of paranoid witches and wizards.
Instant Disarm Spell It's heading your way because, after all, Dementors can't get through elevator cages, even if they're pretty stoned. Why did they wait so long to do this? No one notices the world's most famous and sought after magician in the midst of the ministry. of magic and are there really no alarms going off right now? Knocked out. The real husband shows up just in time to see Weasley's fake husband kiss his wife. in a room somewhere probably after your liver was removed for the black market you don't want to use a magic spell again to put some clothes on what's the spell is it a stupefying spell a killing spell a talking spell and this guy he has horrible aim despite the fact that i feel magic should be able to correct any deficiencies here is terence malik's portion of the movie just one of the many reasons this is so long is that it requires two parts hurry up quickly on my back was hermione waiting until harry got up to even think about the medicine in his bag was that he was only going to worry about ron until harry could do something he could have easily done.
I thought we intended to go back to the gribble place. We work. We were there. We were there. But actually he got me and I knew once he saw where we were, we couldn't stay. through the flu network and changes his mind mid-trip, but he also takes two friends with you and leaves the bad guy behind. Don't your friends have to know where you're going for that to work? So quickly and completely I wonder why they bothered with it. Is there a rule about the warding charms these wizards are always putting around him? Can they be broken or do they just delay a surprise attack that didn't matter before on the Weasley house? where am i supposed to find a tent again?
This bag with a spell that completes it. Everything is somehow so useful. You wonder why there are conflicts in the magical world. This is exactly what Hermione in this movie says to my heart. The fire spell does not burn the dry leaves surrounding the amulet after a series of spoken spells. Harry then casts three unspoken spells on the amulet which illustrate my number one problem with this whole damn series. Dumbledore sends you to find all these horcruxes, but he doesn't tell you. how to destroy them, doesn't that bother you, i'm bothered by harry's flashbacks part 3 extended version prisoner of azkaban beta right, but it's my burden to carry it. actually, and i don't like it, i could smell it, my perfume, why are you wearing perfume? ot device right here begins one of the most infuriating parts of the entire series ron gets jealous of the role of harry and hermione rigamar the whole part 1 will waste a lot of time on this and camping if this movie had been a standalone movie that didn't depend on nowhere else before it had made four pounds at the box office look at it guys there's a copycat hiding somewhere in one of these trailers in the chamber of secrets you stab the basilisk with the sword of gryffindor its blade is impregnated with poison of basilisk good dammit that's convenient sanity that's why Dumbledore left it to you in his will maybe I can see why he didn't explain the reason for the sword in his will but couldn't he have at least left a riddle ?
You're really brilliant, Hermione, except for the perfume. I still can't figure it out for you to continue. Don't let that spoil the fun too. skip sage hexia for finite feminist i feel bad about what happened between ron and them it's going to take a whole movie before i get over it we can mess around because there's a part 2 dance snitch testing hidden words ex machina don't pass the book someone did drew luna's dad was to wear that at Bill and Fleur's wedding, that wedding was more than helpful for the search, they never bothered to ask anyone what it meant, so a completely random encounter with the Notting Hill guy totally save their ass here, you know who almost died there.
It's been a long time since they called voldemort the name doesn't scare them anymore isn't that exactly the kind of place you're likely to hide a horcrux why didn't voldemort bury a horcrux under a back italian restaurant or somewhere not obvious why ? Was she so sentimental about where parts of his soul were hidden? Hermione cleans the only grave that happens to have the symbol important to the story, so the plan was to turn the snake into a bag and then attack Harry once she caught it. in the house, first, the snake is one of the horcruxes, so it puts one of them in immediate danger, second, why don't you have someone else get shot who could just davada kadavra harry to oblivion sneak down the halls sides? go with the jump scare attack it will surely catch them completely off guard because they started playing monopoly after i fell in the hole on the ground more camping i tried to fix it but the ones are different it's done leave me yours and no drama about it harry taking hermione's wish i'll take the locket too is there a reason they still need to take turns using the locket couldn't they just leave it in the shop or something the locket is apparently like the ring and lord of the rings but they're not transporting it to Mount Doom, they're just camping, there's no need for the cargo, at least not right now, apparently, no heat spell, one second, dear Jesus, go back to ex machina, the outside of this series even more needs a break. in harry's case, here is the glowing deer of requirements, just think if hermione's parents had never taken her here years ago they would never have camped here and harry would never have been visited by the hollow deer of truth to take him to gryffindor's sword that is randomly here as a treasure in an rpg game these stories need to go to rehab because of the amount of times they rely on four league club spawns and rabbit's foot magic to rescue the characters majors voldemort's smoking drive-in plays a pg portrayal of ron's worst fear also ron's worst fear is more likely to make him angry than scared so you should have gone on with the spiders and now you're dead horacrux you're so dead andhow come you have the sword? from gryffindor it's a long story well no it's not really that long it's just amazing it's all christmas morning i was sleeping in this little pub walking away from some bits and pieces and i heard those hits are powerful.
I dream, isn't it? So here's Ron explaining that the thing Dumbledore gave him doesn't just do fun things with lights, it also takes you where you need to go. If you hear a voice let a light shine through your heart and like Huey Lewis believe in the power of love we'll never hear about this again because it's only here to keep the plot moving but man what a helpful thing could It would be if I could lead them to the horcruxes, oh well, I forgot. ding just hoped one of you would show himself he did well no harry was underwater and drowning so he didn't show himself. baby face i have always liked his flame something powerful makes me too oh you meant the literal understood i think he knew i would need him somehow to find my way back and she would guide me if dumbledore had that kind of foresight he he wouldn't be dead according to the first scene of this movie casual wand ex changes can lead to sexually transmitted diseases but harry can pick any wand he wants because religion allows it it's a 10 inch rig nothing special the queen of science took over the charge why this dialogue about wands and thieves makes me anxious keeps popping up in bedle labard in the graveyard in godric's hollow was there too harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1 attempts to break the record for pronoun play synchronized tea drinking a symbol are you referring to this yes benjamin gates will have already figured out this magic knight templar well it is the sign of the deathly hallows rte of course rule credits are you all familiar with the story of the three brothers i have it here of course yes once upon a time there were three brothers who traveled a lonely winding road in the twilight midnight mama always said midnight but twilight is all right better on reality ron betrays the harry potter series by saying twilight is better i bet he's even on the team jacob the bastard too ron is only in this movie to increase the run time through slapstick than i is overkill even for the ron standards now the movie is taking a page from the prince of egypt because really what choice did they have after deciding to devote several minutes of screen time to a character who reads us a children's story only when he reached a great age did he make it the youngest. brother took off his invisibility cloak and gave it to his son.
Wait, the little brother with the invisibility cloak? How did he get a wife when she was invisible? The younger brother had a crazy game. They were angry. thing and are instantly taken to a place, a place that simply puts them in the middle of a group of thieves. I'm going to make a note of how they completely ditch their bags and backpacks here because I guess something later. point in time they're going to magically reproduce something that was in one of those bags we're going to write this down here and i'll remove it later if i'm wrong why are they running why don't they run together and reappear why don't you use that spell that did you use in the first damn movie that turned neville into frozen god?
These movies drive me crazy. A foot chase and a superpowered magical wizard movie just shouldn't happen. The shaky camera is strong with this one. Once again, a magical person does it. you don't need to say the spell out loud for it to work and this is extremely specific harry potter flashbacks part 4 the chalice of remembering the elder wand is with him of course of course he knows who found the elder wand he simply means now you've been dreaming this for months what has voldemort been doing all this time and what about the continued use of you know who sissy all bad guys are rapists yeah what's wrong with his face?
Picked it up in the woods I think, or ran into a stinging jinx or cracker jacker. I am right? Give me a wand. We'll see what his last spell was. The wands are iPhones. back the 500 ya rds you chased them to get the backpacks call me skeptical nice nice they have a flashlight handy in the dungeons malfoy what are you doing here dobby has come to rescue harry potter of course dobby will always be there for harry potter except when he fights a snake or when the thieves decide to take him to the malfoy house in the first place but for sure dobby is there to save harry potter i know wormtail is stupid but luckily bellatrix is ​​taking the time questioning hermione so that there's still a hermione for these guys say dobby would rather unhook the chandelier and cause a disturbing method rather than use elf magic to save the heroes of course the old gag from the falling chandelier causes bellatrix to push hermione away from herself and towards harry and ron man that gag is always useful dobby just meant more serious injury to me hilarious but the health magic can't do the same dobby is a free elf because of that accidental leak in the socks i will never forget that nonsense, why do they need dobby's help to show up?
At this point, they have wands. They were doing it alone before. the knife goes into a whirlwind vortex which disappears and yet somehow ends up stabbing dobby with it such a beautiful place tell me about rabbits george movie expects me to feel horrible for dobby and the movie is wrong because the movie is responsible for putting him in this situation dobby funeral he is now super powerful now that voldemort has upgraded he is no longer a run of the mill wizard damn 2 hours 26 minutes of awesome setup bye bye money too half a movie is half a movie and oh yes 12 minute credits here is the end of part one in case for some reason you decided you know what i think its about time i went to my first harry potter movie when the deathly hallows part 2 came out rehas The end of the last movie is like we're not pressed for time here. 22 seconds of logo. magical military formations Finally, the conclusion to the middle of the movie you watched almost a fucking year ago.
Harry and his friends forget to engrave Dobby's ex-machina accomplishments on his tombstone. yes they can use magic to engrave the tombstone but not to bring dobby back to life oh well dobby they have the goblin prisoner in this room but they probably didn't even bother to explain to him how the four seashells work how do you arrived? Because of this sword, it's complicated every time someone asks Harry how he got his sword, he tells them it's too long or complicated a story to tell, but all he has to say is that a holographic deer showed me the way and in the wizarding world i guess that would win a respectful knot the sword came to us in a time of need we are still debating why that bastard sword waited so long in our cleansing time we camped for days we went to godric's hollow and fought a snake and camped another day before finally saying they named me too.
Is this a good time to ask why this sword was created in the first place? Godric Gryffindor actually said to himself magic magic everywhere, but I need a sword to kill some fools, who is the acquaintance? oh wonderful professor as I understand he is now the headmaster either you don't know that person's name is Snape or you just did a horrible job protecting his identity in the last film Bellatrix went crazy trying to figure out how they got into her vault which leads harry to have a somewhat ridiculous dream that there might be a horcrux in there too this is all because snape put a fake gryffindor sword in his vault for reasons i'll never begin to understand for sure voldemort could have said that we need to get that sword has basilisk venom after the events of harry potter and the chamber of secrets but he has shown time and time again that he is not that progressive, careful or observant, this was the one who t What was Draco Malfoy?
Still not okay? Maybe not if you want it from him. Now in the eighth movie, the series finally explains why using other people's swans can be difficult. I still don't know why Harry was able to use Hermione's wand in the last movie or why people can't get new wands if there's a break or why sometimes they need wands and sometimes they don't and what do you know about the hallows rule death accredits no one exists you told him about it the pronoun game of the first part the use set a world record and the second part takes it to an exaggeration.
I don't even care if it can refer to only one person if what you say is true and he has the elder wand. I'm afraid you really don't stand a chance. the guy who just said you have to win the wand to control it thinks voldemort can control the major after he stole it from a dead dumbledore where did they manage to get a bellatrix hair was it on hermione's clothes after bellatrix tortured her? Was this convenient or did they say? hermione had the wherewithal to get one off her before they walked into that dobby portal ha ha because hermione had never worn heels or anything like that before.
Imposters, would you mind presenting her wand and why should I instead of just presenting Bellatrix's actual wish, which you have? They're going with these are not the droids they're looking for. madame lestrange we are in the magical world where people can transform into other people and do all sorts of magic spells so it is strange that this goblin behind the guy who was just roofed decides wow this story seemed to me and my boss demanded the wand. and he completely changed his mind for no reason, but i'm not paid enough to argue, wouldn't that mind control spell come in handy several times before and after this time?
Justification in 3D Thief's fall removes all enchantments, but only after the spectacular 3D roller coaster Ah, the smog waits despite the fact that thief's fall stops the cart and throws them away, not encloses them in a wall magic of some kind they have. added the gemino curse everything you touch will multiply and that's his ultimate defense thing multiplication everything you touch will multiply but harry will somehow make this go up to all bulls too why isn't this damn thing behind a series of magical curses and defenses? I know all those protection charms they keep putting around him in the first part.
Why not those plus some assassins? I have one that shows up somewhere, not here. well in both movies the dragon for some reason is totally cool with these three little humans riding his quills and none of the muggles. I saw the obvious dragon destroying roofs and flying over London because muggles are the least observant species on the planet in these movies now and that dragon was never seen again. I heard that he became an accountant. She married that other forgotten dragon from the Goblet of Fire. listen to a flashback he knows you know you still are you know who uh oh there's more one of them is at hogwarts harry's connection to voldemort is actually a cool plot point that has developed well throughout the series but only now is he telling harry where the next horcrux is because they had no idea where to go after the bank heist we have to plan we have to find out hermione one of our plans ever worked like 100 times i'm fine with two bare male torsos and he's smart because those clothes are wet they could get pneumonia and there's no spell for that so i'm sending the fact that hermione isn't smart in this seat too how are there dry clothes from anywhere? they can change after submerging, also why isn't there a magic spell to dry clothes?
You're the one who sent Dobby with the incredible moment of a plot. You know, the time you met him, did she ever mention my name? Not to mention the name of a seemingly creepy brother. It totally means that everything Dumbledore said is now suspect. major trip i just called a suicide mission i want to keep this spoiler free i dont remember this on my order map thats because it never existed until now so a magical painting of dumbledores sister just dug a secret tunnel to hogwarts i totally am Down and I have no questions about what worries me is why this kind of magic couldn't have been used in so many other situations before this one, but I guess I should wait for it now, for sure the guy who is his is supposed to be incognito in this moment.
Let's cheer and clap when it shows up. It is not possible to raise suspicions. It seems that despite his exhaustive defensive strategies, he still has a bit of a security problem, Headmaster, because as you can see, we managed to sneak past all the Weasleys. Again, here's some amazing magic that takes place without a wand. The wands are important, so they don't depend on what the story needs. I know many of you will wantfight in high school. Intercom Announcements. miss parkinson and the rest of slytherin house down the hall exactly where is i will guide them too mum the dungeons would act as patriots too this goes back to what we said a long time ago about slytherin house if you are chosen by the sorting hat to go there basically they tell you that you are an evil person and in this case it's all slip do what you have to do i'll secure the castle i'll make sure none of those paintings can dig a secret tunnel here like dumbledore's dead sister did hogwarts is threatened man limits protect us me honcorn has had an army of statues all this time and never used it all the times hogwarts needed protection always wanted to use that spell it seems to me you've had many chances damn gift wrapped for you at seven previous movies, but whatever, okay, each of these professors has to cast their own spells of airborne protection because her magic only covers a five foot by five foot square area and all sorts of voldemorts can get in if you don't get good cover also a super powerful looking force field spell makes its first appearance in the final battle despite appearing to be the perfect spell for several previous dangerous incidents protection charm sex kelly mcdonald not my my ghostly girlfriend or having my ghost babies allow me to play egon spangler with my fully functional proton pack in this scene he was a gray lady who is not racist his sword to destroy it many years ago tom riddle but he lied back then why would you give the diadem to anyone who wanted to destroy it?
He didn't have Voldemort's soul. It was just a fucking diet. He desecrated her with dark magic. he a perfectly good headband question mark profit ron can speak in his personal language because the ending harry talks in his sleep you ron makes hermione take over the duties of stabbing the basilisk tooth because that's how a man behaves would the flood happen in anywhere they decided to stab the horcrux or is it just because they're in the chamber of secrets and if the water isn't going to drown anyone what's the fucking point? Yeah, it feels totally natural when you swallow it down our throats like this.
It's weird that no one thought of a curse of mass murder as a plural of vada kadavr for situations like this movie thinks we don't know neville survive the fall and the movie is sadly wrong trolls soldiers of stone emotion kingsley's spell is exactly the same thing that turned jessica alba and the others into the fantastic four ew we'll never find him on this there he's pretty what ron was referring to was harry potter because harry potter was easier to find on this map if not harry potter what they were looking for surely they weren't expecting to find the diadem on the map I guess I'm confused ok I also sent the marauders map here for not showing Draco or his friends anywhere when they are definitely after Harry Potter at the moment like this that I guess Harry really needed it. to get into this buzz requirement but then so did the following whatever I guess but it seems like the buzz requirement is just taking all comers at this point why didn't you tell him Who is she? it's probably ok in voldemort's book but you can't kill harry potter because of the stupid rule that only he can kill him so this scene had the tension robbed of him how does he feel legitimately surprised? there is no spell to quickly climb stacks of chairs oh lo ok brooms just when we need them if we die for them harry i'm going to kill you if we die i'm going to kill you cliché the power of voldemort's three heads on fire can't penetrate the doors of the rumor requirements now voldemort is wondering why he did it Don't place some horcruxes in other countries or in random places without any meaning.
Our cinema is playing. Mars needs mobs so they can never be found. harry never would have realized how important it was also why not send a guinea to france while hogwarts is attacked he could snuggle up in the french open and have a match of dolls while his master makes a living i guess you remember in order of the phoenix when voldemort was planting false visions in harry's mind so he could set a trap for him what happened to that we don't know of any spells that work against giants perform the battle of hogwarts be relegated to a third tier action scene some what we see flashes like the characters that're running past is really annoying.
The incredible moment is that Aberforth appears in the exact same place as Harry just at the moment when a flying ton of Dementors appears. Movie series that has shown us that magical types can often tell when they're being spied on. especially by the students decide i can't think of any other way to convey this exposition between two of the most powerful wizards of all time as long as you live the elder wand can't really be mine we've seen voldemort doing all kinds of magic with the swan but because it's resisting him he decides to kill Snape believing the wand will really be his after that but then what can't he do right now that he could do with a more compatible wand?
This is the problem of more power at work. because the movie can't tell us enough what more power means and here there's no problem killing Snape with the same problematic wand, he didn't even have to say a funny spell story so I went to the bathroom and went into a completely different one. t auditorium showing a movie where some guy's tears were suddenly magical and being harvested but oh wait this is the right auditorium man if I only knew what a weasley he was I might feel a little bad about this voldemort gave me an ultimatum to fight him but i think i have some time to review snape's tears so i can find out he was a good guy after all, how many tears did he get from snape?
I think he got maybe a level or two, but not a full five hour energy drink. Snape's tears posthumously clear him of any wrongdoing so the audience, I mean, Harry doesn't hate him. The Sorting Hat is addicted to Snape's love life. Snape said that Harry had her mother's eyes, but his are blue and hers are quite brown. prescription hello i'm lily let's get married later and rub snape's face in our love voldemort based his plan to kill harry potter on this witch's prophecy and as nice as she is she's horrible to predict and she's unbelievable to take her so seriously. he has his eyes, suddenly there will come a time when Harry Potter must be told something, but you have to wait until Voldemort is at his most vulnerable, because I also don't know how Snape was supposed to know when Voldemort was at his most vulnerable. high. vulnerable, but what was he waiting for?
He didn't even bother to put memory tears in a special jar in case he died before Harry could get to him. Luckily, Harry was present to witness the attack and he didn't die too quickly. of voldemort's soul hooked under the only living thing he could find, since when does horcrux making work like that? his soul to make a horcrux, why did he try to make a horcrux immediately after killing Lily? I don't know if we sent it before either, we probably did, but this spell Lily put on Harry should have been cast on every damn person in Hogwarts before. this The battle began.
This flashback lasts 5 minutes. At this point, the power of erections turns your patronus into the woman who loves patronus. there's a reason it took so long there's a reason i can hear the dog whistles the horcruxes oh man hogwarts is trashed i guess i should feel lost but i know they'll use the same spell that fixed the weasley house so i guess the Destruction isn't There's nothing I really need to care about man-testing snitch. Good thing he never lost that snitch this entire movie and the last one where he could and he should have lost that snitch.
You've been so brave, honey, actually that's all it's been in the eight movies. bravery is really the only heroic characteristic that he has shown all the solutions have been found by his friends or given to him in an x-mock on a plate why are you all here we never left well that's cr creepy i you saw me masturbating i guess it would have caused some major marital discord in the spirit world if snape had been allowed into the gathering of harry's people who loved him man this guy has been mega patient he held back the tears from Snape for 10 minutes until the full story. sequence plus a harry touch base with his ghost family scene and he's just standing here deleted scene includes voldemort skipping rocks across a pond waiting for harry to show up with no sign of him my lord what do you mean that he's been talking to his ghost loved ones for like five minutes how have you not seen him and he shows up like 30 seconds after the guy says this harry no what are you doing here?
Not two thousand miles away right now, it's times like these that I wonder why Voldemort doesn't do that throat-sleeping thing he did to Snape, even though he couldn't seem to recover from it. to be fair harry shouldn't be able to recover from this either so this is basically the end of the matrix the hero has to die to save the world or the iron giant ending or the ending of big hero 6 or the ending of jesus . Speaking false of magical heaven, do they have their own separate muggle heaven? Because if so, even God is racist in this universe, well that's disgusting and makes you wonder what's going on in wizarding hell, well it's nice that when Harry went to limbo Dumbledore could be there to share his experience so that can tell harry the choice you have professor what is that something that is not beyond our house oh where would you say we are the city of the clouds off?
I have to go back, right? oh that's up to you so harry was a horcrux and voldemort killed harry which means that puts him in limbo in a way it's not really explained that well so sit back and relax and just go with that, i mean this is the most ex machina of all the ex-monkeys really and that says some health at hogwarts harry will always be given to those who ask unless you're harry potter in the first seven movies of course words are, in my not so humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic, you mispronounced, frustration, dead, voldemort can't tell when someone is lying to him in this entire series, neville runs for the cause of all the trouble in these movies and it doesn't. destroy it immediately oh i see hagrid stayed alive so this dramatic scene carrying harry's body had more impact. i would like to say something voldemort allows this he is still with us and here voldemort continues to allow this neville brings a sword to a magical fight voldemort does not go into a smoke monster of anger and track down harry potter immediately like he did in part one when he was left stuck in the stupid power lines later, we see him do this, so why couldn't he just appear directly in front of him and Nevada could have his butt?
There's a basilisk fang, so why did he tell Dumbledore that he didn't have anything to kill the last one? the horcrux with the snake is still alive and i have nothing to kill it with man this elder wand just won't obey voldemort oh look at more wands crossing streams i'll start with that i'm working on getting to more dangerous stuff but you get the point not my daughter you this line combines one of the best alien lines with the awkward title of that sally field movie not without my daughter just without the without bellatrix suffers from the giggling fits that occur when you are fighting at the end of a serial movie, the deleted scene includes the part where the mice eat all the pieces and then the cats eat all the mice. mum weasley or disappointed in the supposedly historically badass bellatrix also molly knows there's an audience applauding right now so she stops the movie properly to gloat over her death voldemort ignores the killing curse in favor of a good old fashioned wizarding fight it's like if i had 7.5 movies of a decent magic series that ultimately inexplicably goes with the shanghai night finale, this movie will tell me after all we've seen that wands are once again crucial to performing magic, Isn't there at least one hit with my wand? hand spell harry and voldemort set a bad example on how to celebrate christmas too i feel like i've seen this before it's not where i can't place it neville x make fun of him or is it long bottom x marketing whatever sounds dumber fall to the autopsy and unlikely romantic pairings continue the one never belonged to snape it was draco who disarmed dumbledore that night in the tower ofastronomy from that moment the one answered him until the other night when i disarmed draco and somehow he decided to obey voldemort and put me in limbo when he shot me with him but in the past harry does the right thing too yeah yeah I get it, absolute power corrupts absolutely and all, but we never really saw what the swan could do or that it had any charms that inherently caused evil and I'm still trying to figure out the rules of wands and we're almost done with this movie. skip both voldemort resurrections to go straight to the happy ending ah terrible 19 years later makeup i still don't think anyone will see this hermione's kids are a reminder that hermione and ron had sex at least twice dad what if i put scissors 19 years after his folly was exposed? hogwarts still separates the kids into four distinct groups so the hate can continue what if i put in slytherin albus severus potter oh my god what's worse this kid's real name or the forced way he he got into this scene with 12 more minutes of c redits i think you could create the credits of an entire movie with these eight movies i feel thin like stretched out like butter scraped on too much bread

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