Every CVS Ever

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y CBS always XS Merc picking up a prescription for a Blake lamb. date of birth, come on Blake, you know what your birthday is, ignore the pressure and think you have this, your birthday, your birthday, security of your birthday, we have another one. CBS, the home of giant t-shirts and giant cat food, oh excuse me, right? you guys sell cigarettes oh no we stopped selling tobacco products to help people on their path to a healthier life damn but you guys still sell sweet energy drinks and disturbingly cheap unbranded beef jerky right yeah yeah well, because I need something to go with this alcohol and cough syrup, you got it, oh, could you also get me four packs of nicotine gum, please, yes, thank you, hello, I would like to buy some condoms, the condoms are available about to get, oh, I really want this lipstick around me, you should take it if you want. me to shoplift, I got it, it's no big deal, it's actually kind of fun, shouldn't we try to stop a pharmacy from being shoplifted?

It's a rite of passage for bad girls, don't interrupt that, look, I like coming here. February 15th and I got all the stuff and no one came here to buy the condoms they are closed that means I don't have to use one oh yeah we still have to work on them haha ​​honey the box is closed that means I have than asking someone to open it, that's so boring, well, this box is closed unless we use a condom. Wow, CBS Christmas decorations in October, sure, okay, your totals 2474, would you like to donate $1 to cancer research or just tell me our big piece of oh, I'm a huge. pieces okay, okay, where else can you buy medicines ourselves and then buy diapers?

Okay, here you go and I hope you feel better soon. My banks, you know, snow for my dogs. I haven't been able to take them for a long walk and for so long. Oh what. what dogs do you have oh they're only a couple months old but don't tell them that oh yeah of course let's sit while they're here mm-hmm oh oh they're so dumb they're just my dumb girls you Honestly they should probably come back to us , of course, of course, yes, get out of here, yes, thank you too, I appreciate it, thank you, your name and date of birth, dear Claymore, January 15, 1990, so how's your day going?

Excuse me, miss, can you? Please don't interrupt me while I'm trying to work, okay, hey, I'm sorry, I can ask you why you talked to that guy but not me, no you can't, here are medicines for your strange infection. Thank you, thank you, goodbye, secret acquaintance. CBS sells. very nice leggings, okay, I'm going to spend the night Sheila, what did you do today? Oh, a medicine for the cancer of the soul. How about you sold Milk Duds? Oh, well, that's great, you know, you don't have to do that, okay, thanks? I don't have a CVS card of my own.

Can I try the numbers of ten of my friends? Okay, drain cleaner will be 43:19. That's very expensive. Do you have an extra care card? No, you can sign up for 100 checks in like a few minutes like 20 minutes hmm, tons of savings, okay, there you go, total savings. I would also like to save some money on drain cleaner. Oh no, but you have a dollar in wood finish. Take care of the round CVS that means can, but someone please. check that, the denial of the three makes me very uncomfortable the blood pressure machine tells you anything, yes, it turns out I have blood pressure, hell, yes, at all the value stores, it is a good scent, I love it, yes it helps the real doll smell more like a real one. person, yeah, actually, wait a minute, I forgot that service, you know, okay, then it's thank you, thank you, take care I would like to return all of these items.

They were all different individual transactions using different payment methods and I would like to spend about 30 minutes asking for clarification on the amount I will be refunded. Okay, understandably not a very good brand, I thought it was fruit punch flavor, no. I only have professional strengths. Please, I'll use some of that blood pressure in bed tonight. Yes, I have to increase that pressure for when we see our stories. I can't wait to see the idiots from my favorite Pablo Escobar soap opera. I'm happy that even though we haven't had sex in 13 years. We're still having a good time.

Yes, you haven't had sex. What's that? Nothing. Nothing. It's just an old man's joke. You have been solving thanks. I think it's not a good change. What I liked most about you was yourself right now, you are nothing to me, so what are you going to do with these? You probably mix them up and listen to Lil Wayne songs to pretend I'm like him. There is a small link. He is the one who is like him. It sounds like it's high-pitched, yeah, it makes you want to drink this, okay, I guess that means you don't have to use them, oh, sorry, oh, so we need it for that empty box, yeah, this one is an empty bottle, yes.

I don't know, I don't know what's going on, this is dirty gourmet, we don't sell this like Whole Foods. Oh, answer a question, no, I'll have to ask you about that again in a second, it's us, we're definitely on. yeah it didn't work where it didn't work it just didn't fit how is the thrush still bad that's why I'm here I thought we really crushed it keep writing bikes from random people on the beach you should do it Although or at least wear some clothes when you do it . I know, I know, but it's like you love it.

I mean any chance to see your smiling face here. Do it again. Note a key. I can not go. Really, yes, yes, yes, oh, yes, oh. Yes, if you have more time, we have another video for you to watch, it's right there, that's right, we don't have much time because it's all of us, they're about to die, but you're not, why not? You won't get some clothes in the Smosh Start store for the rest of your life and also if you want to watch our videos for the rest of your life, subscribe, click there, click your mouse, no, no, what's where I'll be buried.