Every British Soldier in 1916

Foreigner, step up, get ready, wait for it, Cooper, I can see you there, wait, wait, we can't wait, thank God, until I've loaded my service revolver. the company will move on no no good luck

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one sorry we're not attacking oh oh god until I get my spare whistle out of my pocket and play that one instead no it doesn't work right either can we then don't go i've tried everything sorry guys oh thank god oh dammit don't worry yeah i got one for you. guys ok i got one dude omg we are far away first wave is a problem why the hell I think you're right, Cooper, yes sir, as soon as that stops them. shoot everybody, come on with a bullet, take it, come on, Atkins, what are you doing?

Oh just stretchin' old leg sir there's a warm up before we get through sir yes sir oh don't worry you'll warm up on the way and then all of a sudden great come down walk ok good good luck everyone oh god here we go wait wait no no we can't go yet our cover artillery firing late Runner I need a runner I need a runner sir yes I do uh uh Cooper run Back at division HQ, could you ask Rock's creeping barrages for permission to stay out front to get caught up in the Bosch? Instead he sat down. in a jiffy sir running all the way up having a good time never mind forward that command everyone get ready to go sir i'm afraid i can't cross the line actually hey yeah no well look that shell went off it gave me my terrible tinnitus well it can't be so bad, you heard me at the time, oh, sorry, what was that, sir?

Well, that's still no reason for Atkins to stick it out. but he knows what I mean, sir, well, I guess we'd better go to the Triage Center. I can stop talking about myself with The Treehouse Center. I guess we'd better go to the Triage Center right away. getting there is going over through no man's land past the cherry machine gun and then just a short hop through the minefield what i don't know wait seems to be gone now all of a sudden it's ok especially everyone can get caught up in the last place under ben had a bosch is scared no sir yes sir what is it now atkins i actually just remembered about the pacifist so i'm not sure i'd be able to backstab anyone ok well ok probably won't get a chance that you like to walk, though, isn't it?

Atkins used to, sir, used to, sir, yes, I'm not sure I can do that anymore, sir, but why not? I have trench foot. bucket of course sorry sir wait what's that gas smell gas ok this is it hospital there i come oh yeah i can feel it working oh yeah oh it's going to wobble , we are making this mixer. i got this around is what you doing oh i just keep up with the latest headlines in the field news the only place i get my news from is the ministry of public enlightenment and propaganda they know whats up the ministry i think that they have to be at least 95 exactly right they're right about everything no that's not exactly what i said wasn't that basic news? look at all the different news outlets and find out where they sit on the political spectrum and give you a rating which will also help you better understand when different outlets are exaggerating or reporting specific details based on whether they sit on the left or right .

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You may be surprised. news Squire to try land news or you can subscribe and get access to all the great features I just told you about. The news is more transparent and available on your phone. I'm already on it, yes, look, I'm reading all about us. Apparently, we are surrounded. This sky is funny. It smells a lot like Cambridge. alarm yeah no one struck a match yeah oh yeah oh bright oh let's attack now sorry sir I didn't get that did you say we all go home sir? You are incredibly committed to the task at hand.

No sir. I need to be sectioned. How do you mean you need to lead a section of Rifleman into no man's land? Yes, I'm sure he can arrange something for you. From here, I'll go through the stages, sir, don't worry, Cooper, I'll take you behind the line. oh wait I think he's coming back the burial team has twice as many come on fix that sir no problem very good if you're sure he was a brave man Cooper actually specified he wanted getting buried right in the middle of no man's land near the enemy of course he did now when you get in front of that German spread out to bury him be a good job and try to get some of that hideous barbed wire out of the way for the rest of us don't.

Don't worry, we'll be a long way behind you launching the attack. I just need to jot down the last few lines of this poem I've been working on anyway. Don't let us stop you. Hello Captain. Henderson call off the attack you say no no need to call back to the first place they went a few minutes ago yeah shame isn't it all good tbh this all scares me so I don't care I've been trying to get out of this all day.