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seen is your kid on the playground biting all the other kids, oh yeah that's just Dakota bein Dakota, we don't believe in setting rules or boundaries, well it looks like he's running into the road, he's just curious and about to get hit by a car yeah, nothing's wrong with me hey, feel free to vent to me whatever it is. I'm here. I'm just having a bad day. Oh, tell me, today was completely horrible. I bombed my mentor Oh God, it was super hard for me too, I mean I got less than zero, they took points from other tests.

Wow, that's bad, but it's not just that, like my grandfather is very sick. Mine too. Both of my grandparents are super sick, like they died like that. in the morning i just got a text about it and luck cut my cat and my dog ​​ran away started a new life started a successful business he would make me feel better sure broadway coffee tall order for pick up please sure please Of course we are. I'll start with you. I'd like the chicken parmigiana please, but I don't really like it when there's too much breading in there, so instead of the breading I can just keep it like it's just a little salad and I'm trying to cut back on the cheese, so in Instead, can I have a medium-rare steak and no chicken, please?

So, do you want a steak salad? No, listen carefully. I would like the chicken parmigiana please okay so I was totally thinking today and not really. I'm going to say and I'm way ahead of you, but there's no way we can find it. Twitter calls me that Eminem, hey, don't look. I was just going to say yeah, well that's a super weird six when you see Rex in public. Yeah, totally like leaving town after a breakup, Boone, okay, look, I was just going to say I'm hungry and I thought maybe we could get a BIOS or data, but now it's all about gigabytes and I don't want the same page.

Did you do terribly on that exam? I couldn't even study this last night because my brother was acting crazy. I swear he's like the kid from The Omen. I've never seen it, what you've never seen, the 1976 horror classic The Omen not

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one has seen all the movies you've seen Riley, oh, you're missing out, okay, so this kid is born and it's the Antichrist and then later in his life grows to gain political power. No spoilers. I did not say. I wasn't going to see Riley, hey, you're John Tompkins' guy, right, yeah, oh yeah, your dad and I a long time ago served together in Korea, oh no, not the war, of course, but a little French restaurant called American, yes, your father and me.

We were best friends through thick and thin, you know, hello more than friends, if you know what I mean, kid, but you know it was wartime, so no one asked questions anyway, so we stayed friends, but then we They got promoted to middle management and then you know we're nice. We lost touch for a couple of years, but we reconnected later, when we returned to the United States, not the restaurant, of course, the country, you know, and then we reconnected at a little French laundromat called Korea and this is where we are today your breath smells like pennies and milk, oh hey busy, are you still pooping?

I have a really good aim, respect, come on, today is Harry Potter's birthday, oh that's amazing, I love that book, well Doris, probably the most evil villain of all time, oh yeah. um, actually, if you think about it logically, is Baltimore really that evil? The only thing he was trying to do was institute policies that would protect his kind from the most vile and unpredictable muggle humans, so in the very long term, since the guys save lives by killing others. people maybe there is some evidence to suggest that maybe reality isn't even real Allah the matrix and also like you said it's a series of books so no one there is real so no one is literally dying you've sucked out the fun. all in all, it may not be a bad thing, there are some studies that show that having too much fun is not good for you, like for example any world leader, everyone has some mild form of depression, like let's stop it. in I'm not being, oh my god, I'm sorry, yeah, we're used to seeing all the damage, okay, but can I get back to my Hitler thing? oh no, not at all, not the chicken parmesan, no cheese instead of cheese, you want a steak you want steak yes, you're still there yes, thank you very much, I'm still here, I still want food whose parts never changed, okay, amazing, Yes, I'll get it for you.

I'll be ready in about 20 minutes, okay? Amazing, yes, in the five minutes I spent on the phone, count towards that and you'll get it for 15. No, I'll place your order when I get off the phone. Excellent. Oh, amazing, great, sir, you have an attitude right now. I got it. I'm hungry ooh-ah, give me health insurance, what is that? Your kids are a little messed up. Don't do vagina monologues to anyone. That's what, oh my god, vagina monologues. Thanks, did you catch it on camera? Did you just see what I did? I don't know what turned it, it has ESPN mm-hmm I'm good at sports Vanina was kind of like I predicted, okay, you hate like ten out of ten, you would have said that, you know?

Would you say not Napoleon's China, why all? meet Vagina Monologues I think you're a hater. Have you ever seen lemonade mouth, oh my gosh, so it's like this movie about a group of people on the beach and they all have lemonade in their mouths and there's a boy who has red hair Riley spoilers no Riley spoilers in the sixteenth notes I'm basically Neil Peart I'm basically Neil Peart I'm the gay brother before I see you play soccer You look like a soccer guy You suck like uh yeah that's why What's a FIFA? we are not in any measurable way Cherise met you.

I'll stop. I'm putting this thing on you and the camera crew can get out of there. That's right, we just broke the fourth wall, we broke that fourth wall, oh me. have the armistice, oh why do you always try to win over the camera crew with milkshakes in Brazil? Because this continues. Make sure you watch our show on Smosh, ready and have someone help me every day. Hey guys, thanks for watching this. video or whatever you want watch another video there's one here and spoiler alert it's funny we also have crazy products it's there you should get some and if you really love us you should subscribe and then there will be spoilers every week that's why those media funny videos right that That's what it means, okay, press that button.