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Eugene Ranks Every Astrological Sign From Best To Worst

Apr 29, 2020
- Hello and welcome to Rank King Astrology. I am your rank king, Eugene. Please welcome my special rank priestess, Allison. - Oh, wow. - Pretty good, right? - That was really good. - Yes, thanks. - We know the path of the stars very well. And today we will rank all the

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eugene ranks every astrological sign from best to worst
You are wrong. Shut up. (fast music) (tense, dramatic music) (pouring) Ooh, the astrolo tea is hot today. So, for you to relate to this video, you need to know some basics about astrology. One, your sun sign. That is the sign you are most commonly associated with. - Sol you already know. It is the deepest part of who you are. - Now you have two other signs that are very important and that influence your personality. - Your rising or rising sign is kind of what people know when they first meet you, so it's like you at a party.
eugene ranks every astrological sign from best to worst

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eugene ranks every astrological sign from best to worst...

Your moon sign is your emotional side. - Cocktail of different cosmic signs. Speaking of which, it won't be Rank King without his favorite drink. - Oh Lord! - Is it okay if I put whiskey in astrology? You will never have to check your horoscope again because you can always come back to this video. Now, does this mean that the sign we ranked worst is, in fact, worse than the other 11 signs? - No, he does not do it. It just means I don't want you near me. (laughs) - The first sign on the

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wheel, the hard-headed Ram himself, Aries. - The baby, the baby of the zodiac. - They represent age zero, from infancy to seven years old, so they are literal children.
eugene ranks every astrological sign from best to worst
Aries is very bad at hiding their feelings, which is a good thing in some ways. - Yes. - I don't feel like I know many dishonest Aries. - No no. They may simply be reactionary. - They can be little whores. Naturally, Aries actually has a pure, stereotypically masculine energy. - Each sign is in an element. We're talking about fire signs right now, and there are three signs in each element. So Aries is the cardinal of fire. - Yes, and cardinal is one of the qualities of the sign, that you have cardinal, mutable and fixed. The different karmas you can have between four different elements and three different qualities make a total of 12 signs. - Math. - Math.
eugene ranks every astrological sign from best to worst
So Aries is the cardinal fire. -Yes.-Otherwise, to me, he is known as spark. The thing is, sparks are sparks. They heat up and then extinguish. - That's something I do like about Aries. Even if they get really angry, they can calm down quickly and just get back to work so they don't hold grudges, which is something I like. - Yes, they are very like come on, come on, come on. - Yes. - I feel like Aries in bed could end too quickly. Just say. - Me, yeah, that sounds good. - They walk into a room like the Kool-Aid man.
Oh yeah, here I am, explosions. Where would you currently place Aries in your rankings, High Priestess? - Listen, I'm not trying to offend any Aries I know personally, but in general, I rate Aries pretty low. - Wow, are you already pulling the first signal towards the end? - Yes, I'm right. You're wrong. Shut the fuck up. (laughing) - Yes! Astrology, bitches! - Okay, let's get out of Aries territory. - Yes, I have to leave this house. Oh, this house is on fire. Taurus. - Taurus. - To the second sign of the zodiac. - Now we are a little older. - Mmmm, the bull. - Are we teenagers? - From seven to fourteen years old, it's like the preteen age. - Oh, we're preteens. - And unlike Aries, they stereotypically represent the purely feminine form.
They are the fixed earth sign, which, in my opinion, is represented by a garden. - If they are really excited about something, they do the work. They are workaholics. They are really productive. - I feel that Taurus people in general have a more relaxed, more vivid way in which they move and speak. - If they were a tea, they would be chamomile, for sure. - Yes. - Because they calm you down. - I guarantee you, I think many people have a close Taurus in their lives. However, I think Tauruses can be boring sometimes. - It's true. - Only a little. - You forget about them. - They are not the sharpest in the tool shed.
They're great, I like hanging out with them, but I wouldn't, they wouldn't be getting a Nobel Prize anytime soon. I'm not saying Taurus is the dumbest sign, but there's a reason they're represented by a bull, which is essentially a cow. Cows are not very intelligent. Do you put Taurus above or below Aries? - I would put Taurus on top. - Mhmm, we just called Aries all babies and Taurus really dumb, so I think we're on a great roll. You don't want your aunt's horoscope. - That ended. It's 2019, it's cancelled. - My God, this whiskey is hitting hard.
Now, there are certain signs, regardless of whether you're into astrology, that have a reputation outside of the cosmic universe. - Yeah, oh, it's polarizing and let me start by saying Kanye West, Trump, two very prominent Geminis. - I'll add two more. Keith Habersberger. Ned Fulmer. - Oh! (laughing) - Oh shit, right at the end. No, listen, I actually like Gemini. - Oh, me too. - Yes, they have a lot, the stereotype around Geminis is that they have two faces, which is a very typical kindergartener way of saying something. - That's stupid, that's your aunt's horoscope. - I sincerely believe that Geminis do not have two faces, they are like multifaceted.
Sometimes they are very good at talking about games without following up. - Yeah! - There is a lot of talk about shit but it is represented by teenagers. They're like 14-21, which makes a lot of sense. - Oh, socially they are the best. - I love partying with Geminis. - Social butterfly. - Emotional maturity is sometimes risky because if you think about it, like teenagers, there is a lot of emotion but they don't really know where to direct it. Mutable air. - So that makes sense. - It's a changing air, it's like electricity. - Yes. - Yes, its changing air, its hum.
Fantastic friends. Terrible lovers. - Yes, I like those around me. I just don't want to hang out with them. So you'll put them above the other two? - Am. (tea is poured) - Cancer is water and cardinal. - Stream. - Like a river, like a stream. So, Cancer represents the age group of 21 to 28 years. It is something like the age after adolescence, to get married. - Quarter-life crisis. - Existential. - Yeah, so you're getting married or all your friends are getting married and I feel like that can be translated either way. Like they can be very in touch with others and their own or just feel really manipulative. - They can be in a bad mood, if they are stressed about something they will take it out on other people when in reality it is simply poor time management. - And most of the Cancers I know, the emotional aspect is not that they cry often, but that they know how to pretend to cry.
There is a big difference. - Ooh, well I think Cancer also represents Mother Earth. - Yes. - It's where we come from, it's who we are, it's in us. - Yes, it's not sexuality, it's sensuality. - Yes. - I feel sensuality if I am close to Cancer. They would be good for a kiss and a hug. If any sign closely resembles its symbol, I would say that Cancers are quite moody. So Cancers can be this gentle, adorable crab eating a cherry or then you can watch them with their big pincers on their butts, chasing a poor bird around the beach and then eating it with their weird jaws for a mouth.
Think of all the ocean creatures out there. You don't really remember the crab when you look at a dolphin. You have a dolphin! Who's going to look at the damn crab? I will put Cancer above Aries, behind Taurus. - We have arrived at none other than - Leo. - The lion. They are the fixed fire sign. - They are so arranged! - He's a sun, that's what Leos think of themselves. Leos make sure not to be forgettable. - That's what motivates them in life. -Every Leo you know says they're a Leo and they say it with a smug smile. - Ugh, they love being Leo.
So good in bed, so attractive, so fun, the life of the party. - Because of that, they have a certain amount of, here's the key word, right. - We have one at Try Guys. - It doesn't surprise me because Leos are always in the entertainment industry. They are super fun, they are spontaneous, you just like to have a good time with them but then they take you to a party and then they leave you to be in the center and you say uff, uff, uff, look at me. , Look at me, look at me! - Literally the sun.
My mom is Leo. She probably sucked when she was a kid, but now she is a blessed, brilliant, charming, charismatic, star-quality woman. - I'm going to put them on top of Cancer. - But below Taurus. - Everyone else, yes. - Leos will get very angry in the audience, because they know that they thought they would be number one, that's just what Leos like to do. - Oh, they always think they're number one. - Well, guess what, Leo? - I'm right. You're wrong. - Shut up. - Virgo, a very populated sign. - Famous Virgo, Beyoncé. -She is the superstar Virgo, but she is firm in terms of her personality.
And Virgos are in the age of parenting, something like the late thirties, where

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thing has to be done a certain way. Virgo is interesting because I feel like out of all the signs, Virgo has a lot of diversity and personalities. And this is my theory, Virgo is the Earth but they are also mutable, so to me the mutable Earth is like clay. You take life and shape it how you think it should be. - Control type. - A little controlling, that's where the bad side of Virgos and some other Virgos come out, they let themselves be the mud.
So, they let the experience shape them. - And you don't want to cross paths with a Virgo. - That's off the board. -It's probably the last sign that he would want to be angry with me. And they will argue with you to the death. They are right, you are wrong, someone has to shut up. (laughs) - The worst thing is a Virgo who fails. - Oh, well, they'll blame everyone else. - Virgos are literally just virgins in denial. - Okay, I know we talk a lot of shit but I like Virgos. - Oh! - Let's put them below Gemini, but I can't believe Gemini is so high on my list that many Geminis disgust me. - We are only halfway through the Zodiac. - Okay, we're only halfway there. - Yes, now we are entering the second half of the wheel.
What do we start with in the seventh sign? It's... - Libra! - Libra is an air sign, cardinal. - That means that they are active air, they are like wind zephyrs. - Very easy to deal with, great conversationalists. - I think Libra really values ​​sharpness. At the most comprehensive level, she enjoys intellectualism. - We like to look at things from all angles, from all sides. I think Libra can be a little cold. Someone once said it's the iron hand in the velvet glove. I think he is not very critical. - Oh Allison, all that cute and sweet things about Libras, but I have to make it clear. - Okay, come get me. - Libras are the most false sign of the zodiac.
It's just that, you know, I wish sometimes my Libra friends wouldn't act like they know something when they don't. But they are the first to say, yes. - I mean, I think a Libra fear is not being liked. - People-pleasing, steel but with a velvety finish. - And definitely passive. (laughs) But a powerful passive. - Oh, it's true! Do you think Libra is better than Gemini? - Yes, I do. - Libra has spoken. She acted like she wasn't going to do it but she did, she came out on top. - I feel like you could put Capricorn on top.
Listen, we're not at the top yet, we still have several signs to go. - I have a lot to say about myself so wait until you get to Capricorn. We are the king of self-hatred, then. We have finally reached the other hottest sign of the Zodiac. - Scorpio. - Wow, I'm pouring this one some tea. They are very mysterious. They like the macabre. - It is an intellectual route. - It is, it's okay, I find them very intelligent. - Yes. - I think they are sexy minds. They see things before you see them. They are very perceptive. - Scorpios are fixed water.
Ice ice baby. The worst thing about Scorpios is that they are very black and white. Libra can see all the gray and Libra actively considers everything in between. -And he lives in the gray. - They live in the gray. Scorpios know what black is, they know what white is. Everything is final. I think Scorpios are the people who have the hardest time changing their mind about something. - They hate you or they love you and they immediately put you in that box and then you don't get out of that box. - However, all that extreme energy, that intensity, translates very well when it comes to sex. - They are very sensitive and emotional and very perceptive.
So those are all amazing traits for sex! - Yes, in bed! - And everything revolves around them, it is a narcissistic sensitivity. - They are sensitive like other water signs but they turn sensitivity into a weapon. - Yes. Yuck. - Like poison. Plus, all Scorpios look like penises. Men and women. I mean, it's the serpentine feeling, but I think all Scorpios look vaguely phallic, they all look like some kind of penis. Just look at your Scorpio friends. - I like them. - Above Libra? - Yes. - (applause) Is Scorpio taking the initiative? You love that armed sensitivity. -She is purehumanity, you know? - Sagittarius, the sign that everyone knows how to spell and... - We simply say Sagittarius. - You say Sagittarius? - It's like ugh, too much. - I mean, Sagittarius is usually too much.
Sagittarius, represented by the archer centaur, so they are like changing and changing fire. They say, oh my God, I'm going to get really weird. They are like plasma. Yes, they are like space dust. I haven't kept many Sagittarius friends, does that make sense? - You know, no one can stay with a Sagittarius. They are really adventurous, they like to have fun, they have a lot of energy, they change partners, they change jobs, they change where they live, they like to keep everything moving. They are in the flow. - I'm envious of their feeling that they give a damn. - Yes. - I really like that.
And they strive for this idea that there is no limit. - And live life to the fullest, I think. - A Sagittarius is like a horse that shits in a field and you point at the shit and say hey horse, is that your shit? And then he says (neighs): I am a horse and trots away, his hair blowing in the wind. They'll just pretend everything is free and keep saying this is my life, I'm space dust, watch me ride a rainbow. I would say more in the middle. I think after Virgo before Taurus. - Oh interesting.
Do you know who we're headed to now? - It's you. Capricorn. - Capricorn. Capricorn time. - Wow! - Let's heat up that tea! - New Years Eve! - It's coming, it's coming, it's coming. Jesus was a Capricorn. Now Capricorns are a cardinal Earth sign. You know what it means? We are mountains, which means we are very stubborn. We are giants. And by giant I mean giant egos. We're late bloomers and we're making up a lot of time, you know? I didn't come out until I was in my twenties. That's a Capricorn thing. But he still thought he was better than everyone else.
Capricorns are very intense and focused people. Sometimes it's about things like career, sometimes it's about things like relationships. - Ambition comes from wanting to do so many different things and be so many different people. - Now I think that many Capricorns are sophisticated, it seems that we like pretty things. We can be pessimistic, in a way that is very difficult to avoid. As if there is no sunlight that can pierce the pessimism of a depressed Capricorn. My God. - Oh my god, 100%. - When Capricorns are depressed, ugh, we're like woe is me! Everything is in decline, that is, we are at retirement age.
Every Capricorn has a clear feeling of sadness. - Yes. - It just emanates from us, which is not always a bad thing. - No. - Sometimes I find it attractive in people. - Okay, so if you channel it, they are some of the funniest people in the Zodiac and they don't get much credit for it. -They have a very dark sense of humor. - Yes. - Knock Knock. - Who's there? - Death. Where are you going? - I'm ranking you pretty high. We'll see. I'm going to put Capricorn before Gemini. - Actually? - Third. - In fact, we are entering the Age of Aquarius again. - Right now. - Yes. - Shit.
We just need a little more. - We need a drink for Aquarius. - And a little more liquor. Can you eat a little bit? - I need some now too. - Yes, Aquar- whoa. Aquarius is an iconic sign. It really became iconic thanks to the sexual revolution movement of the 60s. Aquarius is heaven, right? - Well... - Yes, it's what they fight for, what they live for, this idea of ​​paradise. - Yes, because they are a little deceived. - Super delusional, all of you. Aquarius is associated not only with revolution but also with the idea of ​​change, that is, uprising.
Which I find exciting most of the time. They are very interesting friends. - I always appreciate their perspective, they are very creative and something I really like about them is that they see things from a broader perspective. They are contrary. If they don't like what other people like, they won't like mainstream shit. They are considered rare. - Some days they are just impostors. - They have the same thing that Virgo has, it is as if they were on a pedestal. Then they think they know you better than you know yourself. And that they are smarter than you, always. - They can make people believe the things they say.
I feel like a lot of cult leaders are Aquarius or a lot of Aquarius people are in cults. But really, the best thing about Aquarius is that every Aquarius is an alien wearing a human mask. - Yes, oh my God. They are aliens. - Exactly, they are aliens. They look at things like aliens. - They don't know how to interact with things. One of the most uncomfortable signs, I would say. But they are also very controlling. They look at us like, oh, how can I control all these little pieces? - They are manipulators. - They are very manipulative. - So I'll have to set them quite low.
After the sinking. - Just below the middle. - Yes, they are aliens. - They are aliens. If you really look at your Aquarius friends, their heads are shaped like light bulbs. We have one sign left and it's about to get suspicious (glow sound). (laughing) - Greetings. - We are at the end of the zodiac. - Wow. - We are in Pisces, the 12th sign. Water, mutable, they are the baby of the ocean. - They hate you but they love you. That's the first thing you know about Pisces. Even if they bring things up or start fights, they will always come crawling back. - If you think of Aries at first as the Alpha, Pisces is the Omega.
They inhabit everything. Which is very complicated. Pisces is at death's door. The Zodiacs before them have just been compiled into one person. - You always say: "My God, you're not listening to me." It's something really big for them. That's why they need to be heard. - Do you know what Pisces has? Savior complex. - Ugh, they weigh so much, it's an unbearable heaviness. - Heavy, no one can tell me what to do. - And I regret this and I regret that and you hurt me then and I don't know. - I love you too and I love you but I hate you, ugh.
Pisces are simply crazy. All the Pisces I've met have been thicker than other signs. - Oh, they have a big butt. - Big ass. -I wonder if Pisces, in a way because it is the last sign, has a certain wisdom with which he speaks. Pisces is very easy to follow. - I like to go deeper with them. I appreciate that there are never superficial conversations with them. That is very important to me. - Wait, high enough to be at the top of your ranking? - Oh Lord! I think Pisces is number one. - Wow. Allison, your final rank is number one Pisces and last place is baby Aries.
However, this is not your program. It's time to close

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. I have made some executive decisions about your classification, which I fully respect, but they are wrong. Again, all of these signs are great in their own way and we are making big generalizations. I have classified it as my worst sign, Cancer. - Is? - It's not that Cancers are the worst, but they are at the bottom because they are not too emotional as many horoscopes say, but they can be super emotionally manipulative. I don't trust when bad intentions act innocent and sweet. - Cancer was my penultimate one. - Gemini is my penultimate. - That's not bad. - Sorry, I had to think about it for a while.
I love my Gemini friends, but historically problematic Geminis ruined his sign's reputation. Also, I'm 100% sure they'll be the ones who complain the most about this ranking because they're obsessed with how people view them. - Second to last. - Pisces. - Oh Lord! Flopper-oony! - I actually dropped Pisces because, while we respect how deep and multifaceted they are, their complexity often spirals into crazy complications and it's extremely difficult to get along with a cranky Pisces. - Fourth to last? - It's Capricorn. - Oh. (laughing) - It's me. Okay, look, I know everyone expected me to put my own sign up high, but Capricorns can be too harsh and nihilistic and I know the Caps watching probably don't give a damn about their ranking anyway because life is sad. and I...
I'm sad. Aquarium. - They have ripped my heart out, Aquarius. - So I enjoy how cool and progressive they are, but sometimes it's hard to really connect with an Aquarius on a personal level. I trust the idea of ​​the poster but I don't always trust the people. Because I can't trust you if you could take over the Earth. - Okay, seventh place. - Aries, I am an Aries on the rise, I think they are much better people than you say, although they are like a child playing with matches and will set your house on fire if they get angry.
But I like my Aries friends to be transparent about all their feelings. - Okay, top six. - I put Taurus. I know, sometimes they are very boring. You know I actually trust my Taurus friends and they're actually not as dumb as they might seem. They are stubborn but gentle and I truly believe that if you team up with a great Taurus, he will have your back for life. - Eugene, your list has a lot to do with trust. - I hate that I put them here. I had to do it, after thinking about it a lot but I put Leo.
I despise how narcissistic Leos are and I bet they congratulate themselves in the comments too, but the sheer number of fun, charismatic Leos I've met outweigh their big egos. - I'm totally confused right now. Oh Lord. - I kept Libra there. I love Libra. Libras have a playful, whimsical energy that is always welcome in my circle. So they may seem disingenuous at times, but I think they do it out of the kindness of trying to keep everyone happy and heard. My number three. Mine is Scorpio. Scorpios are controversial but unlike Cancer, Gemini or Pisces, I don't think they'll stab me in the back.
They would stab me in the front and I respect that. They make their opinions known without a doubt. I can't believe I'm saying this. Well, I think I'm going to say my number one, because my last two signs are Sagittarius and Virgo, I think my number one is Virgo. - Wow! - My number two is Sagittarius. Everyone would love to be around a fun Sagittarius. They can be haughty and flighty, but I think they are the most aspirational sign. I mean, they dance in the moonlight and shit space glitter. The reason I ranked Virgo number one, above Sagittarius, is that Virgo is the people of the Zodiac.
Although they have a lot of neurosis, I feel like I can understand and relate to many of her traits. Her flaws are, in a way, everyone's flaws. - I feel like they are a great equalizer. - Yeah . - Wow, that was it. - Wow, we just finished the astrolo tea. - I need to go to therapy right now. (laughs)-So, he comments below if you agree, if you disagree, if you are a very, very angry Cancer. - I'm right. You're wrong. Shut up. - Virgos must be celebrating all over the world right now. - This is the first time Virgos have won something. (laughs) (upbeat music) - Just look at your Scorpio friends.
Look in the mirror Scorpio at home and you'll say: Wow, I look like a giant penis.

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