Ellen Puts Bernie Sanders in the Hot Seat

- You get a lot of attention because of your appearance... that... that you look different from the other candidates. Most people look like politicians and have a certain type of hair, a certain type of... and people... - I have a certain type of hair. - You have a certain type of hair. And they... and... but for some reason they're commenting on your hair, and, uh, Portia has hair... Portia has hair like yours sometimes... And I actually think you all look very Similar. - So everyone's hair can do that when it's windy. Um... You don't... you don't talk about yourself much, so I thought I'd ask you some pretty personal questions.

And, it's Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so for every question you answer, I think, honestly... I'm going to be the judge of this... or... or, correctly, we'll donate $1,000 to Ulta, um, for breast cancer research, okay? Alright. Let me see where they are. And... okay, well... If you had to pick a Republican presidential candidate to get stuck on a desert island with, who would it be? -Um...Marco Rubio, he's used to the sun. - Alright. Good answer. Uh, you're from Burlington, Vermont and so is Ben & Jerry's. If you were a Ben & Jerry's flavor, what would your name be? - Uh, "Burn, Bernie, burn." - So it would be spicy and spicy ice cream? - That's how it is. - Well.

I've never been burned by ice cream before, that would be interesting. Have you ever been handcuffed? - Yes. I don't know exactly what you mean by that... - Okay. - Look, it's okay. That's ok. - I was... - Leave it. - I guess... I guess it means if I was ever arrested by the police. - Well, no, not necessarily. - When I was... When I was young, yes, I was involved in a civil rights demonstration... and I was arrested. - Alright. Let's call it a civil rights rally. Who has better hair, you or Donald Trump? - Oh, that's obvious. - Yes I agree.

Who is your favorite member of One Direction? - We looked... Did I see anything about Harry? - Yes. - Oh, I think maybe...Harry. -Harry? Okay, yeah. If you were at a karaoke bar and you had to choose a song to sing, what would it be? - It would be Saturday Night Fever. It would be... I don't remember the name of that song. - How's it going? - Well, you know how it goes. - There he is... - There's John Travolta walking down the street. That's how it goes. - "Surviving"? - Yes it's correct. - "Surviving." - "Stayin' Alive", that's right. - It's good, awesome.

Boxers or briefs? - Underpants. - Interesting. What was your favorite curse word? What is your favorite curse word? - I can not say it. - Alright. Name a celebrity your wife likes. - Umm... there she is. I don't know. - Do you want to answer? - Not well. What do you do to relax? - I have seven beautiful grandchildren and they are the joy of my life. And I relax when I'm around them. - Wonderful, okay. - Although... one last question. Last question. What did you want to be when you were a boy? - Social worker. - A social worker, really?

Interesting. Okay, well, you're fantastic. Thanks for being here. and $10,000 for... oh, wait. I just think $10,000 goes to breast cancer research. You are always campaigning. I think when our producer was on the phone with you, you had to hurry up and get off the phone because you had to campaign, so you're... you're... you're always everywhere trying to campaign. So I brought you something that will help you no matter where you are. Alright. That's how it goes. Robbie will set it up for you. All you have to do is take out this briefcase, pick it up... Got it? - Oh. - Alright.

So just... just take that with you... You're good to go. You can stand behind him. You can campaign. - Alright. - Alright. So, that's for you. We'll be right back. Bernie Sanders. - Thank you. - Well, you can tell by the way I use my gait. I'm a woman's man, there's no time to talk. Loud music and warm women. I've been kicked around since I was born. And now everything is fine. Alright. You can look the other way. We can try to understand the effect of "The New York Times" on man. Whether you are a brother or a mother.

You're still alive, you're still alive. You feel the city breaking and everyone shaking. You're still alive, you're still alive. Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay alive, stay alive Ah, ah, ah, ah